Jesse Eisenberg Monologue - Saturday Night Live 

Dude that was the point...jeezzz as if you didnt get that!

James Shannon I get why Zuckerberg didn't study acting at Harvard University.

Theo Local Loner Nailed it!

James Wheeler it’s kind of like he isn’t an actor

HAHAHAHHSHDHSIDIXISJS

Mr Jee I always felt that...I never had the words to describe I felt that...

That's cause he's a lizard

@@raspberrycrowns9494 don't make fun of lizard people pls.

Mark looks like a really good actor acting they arent human

Jess quote: I don't trust people who smile, they look like they just murdered someone

no way THIS IS HILARIOUS

FR

That’s the point?

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lmaooooo

bit antisemitic bro

*Jews

They are the children of the iceberg from the titanic

Curly haired people get to put berg on their name.

+Kasino Parkes looooooooool

IKRR

awkberg!

lady finn thats jews

Me too thanks

ZuckerBERG, EisenBERG, SamBERG... hahahah god is creative putting them in the same country.

@@palolo381 their country would be 'lmanberg' 😂😂

Berg syndrome

Yeah.

Variants

Damn you beat me to this comment about a year early. ✊🏼

Henceforth, this event shall be known as the triBerg Convergence!

mark zukerberg wasnt playing himself becasue he is himself😂😂

True.Makes no fuckin sense at all

Because we all know he's not interested in Nicky Minaj in any way shape or form😂 and certainly doesn't care that she's in the building😂

This video is so chaotic that the ending of him introducing Nicki caught me off guard 😭😭

HAHAHHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING I LOVE YOU

Most 2011 shit ever

You got 902 likes btw just in case you didn’t know

Jesse seems really awkward person

@@agentg0215 1.6k

That’s also called cocaine

@@thatguy-cf5gs Clearly he was channeling that energy for the bit

Inka Voutilainen my favourite thing is when he finishes his line and cracks a smile

Inka Voutilainen ohno oh no now i feel sorry hahahah

It was meant to be bad... I hope 😂

Well tbh, why would you take drama class seriously lol

Yes! That’s all I could think of, and you feel bad for them the entire time but you know they’re kind of trying

Whoaa!

Wow

All the more impressive

I like the word pun: Samberg,Eisenberg,Zuckerberg. The fact that they look a little alike i think. Just my opinion . What do you all think?

@@asrayramgopalakrishnan8335 it's obviously a genetically experiment on nature x nurture. One turned to be a goof, another an good actor, and another one of the overlords of modern ages

right?! so cute lolol

Totally agree

Yeah you'd hardly know he manufactured the collapse of modern society

He was a great sport to do this.

Hahahahhahahhha 🤣

Yeah I noticed too

play it in .75x speed.

Federal Bureau of Investigation huh. it works.

made me dizzy lol

inten gumilang exactly my thoughts

he played himself perfectly

inten gumilang ben is your profile o shit yess

i think that was the point.....look how he was more natural on stage

wasnt program to act yet

I talk like that when i’m doing a presentation :) it’s called being nervous

finally someone described it, I didn't know what it was

Cocaine.

@@kokana24 facts

and there's the clip in the social network when he's actually freezing cold trying to talk

It’s definitely scripts

well he's a good actor

He basically plays the exact same character most of his movies.

so i think you haven't seen all of his movies

+gwen doline I know right? Like, Lex Luthor is basically the same as J Daniel Atlas😂

Renée Ramerman i don't think so , but we'll see in justice league :))

Rio plays Jesse..

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I think no one’s actually hating on Mark tho...

Maybe after seeing The Social Network, people hated Mark more because he is an asshole tho. But there's really no need to dragged The Social Network to this

Okay Mark

@@kalanik9493 they are definitely having on him

and cousin Greg from succession LOL I love the awkwardness

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Somene needs to pay them a load of money to be on the same stage

Agreed!

yes he is :)

not as attractive as NFKRZ you should subscribe

+Dylxn No.

:p yes totally

It makes sense

No surprise he didn't take acting at Harvard.

***** Rich, yes. Genius, why ?

There's a huge difference between smart and genius. And I think there's a difference between an intelligent person, and a smart person.

Mohamed Lamine Bouaziz I don't know that there is an empirical definition of genius. But the dictionary defines it as "exceptional intellectual or creative power or other natural ability." I think Zuckerberg fits that description, he has an amazing coding ability, he resisted at least 10 buyouts because he was convinced it was worth more, not too many young adults would be able to resist such huge offers at their age, under his stewardship as CEO of one of the world's most successful companies he's taking the company public and is now worth 200 billion. As for your last point I totally agree. There are lots of smart people in the world, but being smart is just latent energy, to be intelligent is to be able to capitalise on this latent energy. To be intelligent is to ACT on your potential and again, pretty sure that he's done that. As for acting, I think Mark would be the first to acknowledge that as an actor - he makes a better CEO of a 200 Billion dollar corporation.

+Mohamed Lamine Bouaziz Interesting well enlighten on these differences you feel exist between smart and genius person, intelligent vs smart, wikipedia had a food for thought explanation on genius... it can be one who's great creatively, and many findings even as far back as 50 years show holes in the "logic" of the various IQ tests and those whom scored "genius" with these snort at them and comment with high disregard and cgaf attitude towards them also, that's in itself food for thought! ^_^)

OMG !! haha so agree with you haha !

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

nenit3553 yeah I was thinking the same thing.

So, Kirsten Stewart?

nenit3553 A-fucking-greed!👅

DINKLEBERG!!!!!!!!!!! Your move...creep. -Robocop

Hafidz Murshidie HeisenBERG *throws bag of meth*

Hafidz Murshidie Jews

King of Kings Woody Allen?

what was the film?

a trifecta

you mean a triberga

*Trinity

Triceraberg

infinitedreamscape hahahahah! just a normal nerd

Ah....just a "normal" duschbag..... It s not I dont like nerds.....(BULLSHIT....I DO NOT LIKE THEM...PERIOD)..... but this Mark character.....Jeeez....cause of him and assholes like him..... I realized I actually hate them.....by "them" I mean him and all the pricks with one and only talent. Yes, I am a computer genius and I can talk fast. Wooooow.... Never knew how to speak with normal human being, no empathy, no human feelings, no spontaneity or understanding fuckin ANYTHING about humanity, love, passion, improvisation, respecting women, understanding art, understanding real friendships or relationships of any kind....NO...that s not important. The only thing that matters in life is knowing how to create a stupid superficial comp apps and thats it. Pathetic losers with big IQ. Fuck them and their so called creations...... THIS IS coming from musician who lives and creates his art.....and by doing so actually makes normal warm humans much more happier then stupid superficial FB can ever make them feel. Ah..... wasted to much time to even write this..... I m going back to my studio to make some happy music for this sad world. People....dont socialize through your computers AND ONLY using technology.....go outside and actually meet someone face to face (not facebook to facebook), look them in the eye, be honest and you ll find out that 5 true friends you can count on 24/7 is much more than 5000 friends on stupid FB. Why???? Well, figure that out for yourself if you re capable.....instead hiding behind your computers trying to impress others, and making friends with fake pictures and fake versions of themselves, with one hand in your pants holding your useless tools, and other hand on your keyboard. Pathetic losers do that. And hello and BIG love to everyone who still remembers how to shake hands and look a person in the eyes while presenting yourself and communicating openly and honestly. (and I apologize for my bad english......not my first language but I m doin my best.) PEACE&LOVE to everyone who find any meaning in this post.

@@sasahuzjak2249 Ever wonder... If... Too many... Elipsises .... Is really annoying... And if... Maybe... Just maybe... ..........You sound like a complete knob?

​@Re Emi Well...when you re right, you re right. I already forgot about this comment I wrote a year ago...and now when I read it, clearly I was very frustrated that day, God knows what about, and being who I am, this matter obviously pissed me off...way too much. Now I thank you for telling me this the way you did...I appreciate that, I really do. You could easily blew me of with cheap insults, sarcasm, hate speech/verbal attacks, etc etc... but you took time to say what you said, decently making a point, and it works. Basically everything you said is true, and I 'll remember this ;) Also as far as Mr. Matthew Kellehers comment here...I got the message. Saying/writing something in rage can make you "sound like a complete knob"... even when you kinda have a point, but presented lousy. Anyway, thanks again for this little taste of medicine ;) ...like I said; it helped, it works, and I 'm pretty sure I ve learned my lesson. Cheers!!! ;)

@@sasahuzjak2249 you are everything that’s wrong with the world rn. A musician 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ......what have you exactly achieved in your pathetic life ??? Please explain ?

Exactly

Good thing Titanic didn't fit in the building. Could've hit the ICEBERG. =P

meeting of the bergs

GeekVoid get it?

lincoln sway oh i only noticed that nw. nice find dude

where is mark wahlberg?

+Charlotte Barratt no you are not. love him!!!

you're not the only one,love the way he speaking and his humor😍😍❤

I love Jesse 💕

Me too!!!!!

Clan

I think he's just kinda settled down somewhere. I've heard ppl have met him in public like at the shops or something and he was just being a normal dude. He might be in Canada or something

He starred in like two movies in 2019 and he just directed one either this year or in 2021! Also hes written like books and plays and stuff so

which one?

Soleimsen awkberg*

Smul he’s not awkward he’s just not an actor if you would have realised that millions of people will watching you,you’d be worse than him..

*an

He's camera shy

Watching poop leaving my dog's ass is more hilarious than Eisenberg

T0BBi94 i sense sarcasm

Talkative jewish nerd in every movie he had role in, including BvS

He is typecast he can't act

@@enonymuz8627 😹Talkative jewish nerd

Nice one!!

what is breaking bad

lincoln sway HOW DARE YOU ASK THAT QUESTION.

That's what I was thinking the first time I heard his name! XD

Ewan J-M I LITERALLY KEPT MYSELF UP AT NIGHT THINKING THAT. Jesse Eisenberg - Jesse and Heisenberg

Genius*

he acted that on purpose ,they told him to do that LOL

Oh well. That's not what he's good at.

That's why he's is Tech pro

or Whalberg =))

If the looks were the most important thing I would have picked him too, cause he REALLY looks like Mark Zuckerberg. But frankly, Jesse Eisenberg is a better actor^^

yeah but he has that goofy non threatening aura to him, Michael Cera did a douchy kind of mark that worked well with what was scripted

@@JCMELKOR haha clever calling him Michael Cera because in your mind all awkward people are one and the same!!!

but he cant act like mark zucherberg, i think jesse was perfect for the role because he can portray zuckerbergs awkward , antisocial, and sociopathic nature. Andy doesn't normally do these types of roles so he wouldnt be able to properly play the role in its escence

I agree! 💖

Thats why I love him 😅 his opening monologue is basically me when I'm trying to be social in drama class

Naah..you are gay

I hope that symbol in your username is for that Indian culture thing or whatever and not nazi

Noe Vilaro zucks*

wow don't zucc me, bro!

because he’s not an actor he’s a genius.

He is a businessman

Whats a Cera

Yes all the time back then.

I understood that reference!