Jesse Pinkman's Greatest Quotes 

Can't imagine Breaking Bad without Jesse, his acting was just too good to kill off in the first season, as in the original script.

“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed… bitch!” MY FAV 😂

Jesse gain like 200 point of IQ thoughout the show

I found its impossible to say "Mr. White" without Jesse's voice and say "Jesse!" without Walt's voice

You can see Jesse getting more and more cynical throughout the video until his soul is finally broken.

Started out so pure but ended so dark

"A wire, you want a wire? I got a wire speak into the mic bitch" Timeless writing. 5:20 dude Walter's dazed expression is priceless

Lemme tell you something else…. WE FLIPPED A COIN 🤣 💀 Thru out this entire episode he keeps mentioning the coin flip-it’s so sacred to him 😂

"You made poison out of beans, yo" has got to be one of the most underrated lines in the entire show

4:10 "So roll me further, bitch." For whatever reason that's the one that always cracks me up.

Yeah mr. White yeah science!

"Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light". Every time I watch BB that line catches me off guard and slays me. In any other situation it would be extremely out of line, but totally fits here with Jesse and Hank

His final quote of “whatever happens to me is on me nobody else” shows how mature he got towards the end. Jesses success in the end was earned by him alone and his maturity allowed him to escape the drug game and enjoy the reward of complete freedom

I wish Jesse just did what he wanted to do and become a Bush Pilot in New Zealand. That universe is beautiful

6:23 Lol, that microscopic smile always gets me.

5:39 feels like Mike was about to burst laughing

I think what we’re seeing is more than just character development/progression. What we’re seeing is Aaron Paul really becoming one hell of an actor. He was extremely good in the beginning, but he was absolutely breathtaking in the end.

"Is New Zealand part of Australia?" is still iconic

"He can't keep getting away with it!"

Fun fact, the part in the RV where Jessie yells "bitch" at Hank was improvised.

The brush POV at 4:37 KILLS me every time. “Gatorade me, bitch” goes crazy

His best line is when Walt's telling him to buy the RV and Walt says "I am awake" and Jesse goes "... what?".

0:11 HE SAID IT

“oh well hell hitler bitch!” and the consistent mention of the coin flip line are easily the best ones

You don’t want a Criminal Lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL Lawyer

“Yea SCIENCE!” Has got to be the most underrated quote💀💀

This video should be like 3 hours long to have them all. Everything Jesse says is Sacred.

I love the scrubbing pov at 4:37 🪥

i just started watching and I already love him yo

2:00 That delayed "Bitch" lmao

4:25 Bro how did I just realize Skinny Pete put in his straw backwards💀

1:49 “the local castles” 😂😂

6:10 Probably my favorite Jesse scene.

"I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair won't fit in the RV". I completely forgot about that one.🤣😍

I absolutely LOVED his voicemail

0:49 gets me every time lol

0:29 my absolute favorite ☠️☠️☠️

Jesse was acting royalty in the hospital bed scene. I wish I could forget this entire show , so I could watch it again !! To think they didn’t think it would be a hit !!! Surprise. One of the best shows in history. Incredible acting , impeccably writing, and phenomenal directing!!! 🔥🔥🔥

"Opussom sounds like he's Irish" *wheezing 💀

To quote Jesse Pinkman: “HEY, GUY, YOU FORGOT THE ICE TRAYS”

0:31 kills me

Jesse is a superb character and the double-act between him & Walt unforgettable. Fabulous work by all concerned, and especially the writers for not killing him off early!

Breaking bad is a great show, one of the best… the show is just depressing near the end and wish we got a few more heart felt moments between Jesse and Walt before the end… the part where Jesse gives Walt a bday present when no one else gives af is one of my favs

“Roll me further bitch” has me in stitches every time

Dude, you forgot the element of wire! Also I love the scene where he loses it to his group drug addiction thing aka "You're nothing to me but customers"

Where's "the cowhouse" and "ahh wire" these are one of the best

I like how this video shows just how innocent Jesse was in the first 3 seasons. Most of Jesse's dialogue from the earlier seasons was mostly comedical stuff, whereas in the later seasons he becomes a much more serious character. With the exception of "YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS!", most of Jesse's later lines are much more serious when compared to the first 3 seasons. I just think that that's interesting to point out. What do you guys think?

Making a shirt that says "Whatever, Bitch!"

I like how this video was actually in order. From first season to last. I thank you for that

I have literally never heard the phrase “break bad” before this show or even after. I’m not convinced it wasn’t invented by Vince Gilligan.

The way he talks trash and then hits the classic “b*tch” line is great in itself but he really was dropping tons of knowledge throughout the show. Yeah he had an addiction problem but it shows if his parents would’ve supported him enough and not give up on him he could’ve been something real special! That’s my biggest take on Jesse! There’s tons of Jesse’s in the world!

When a character starts out with a banger like "This isn't chemistry" while talking about cooking meth, you know it's gonna be a good character.

5:30 Walter's face is priceless.

The first clip vs the last clip shows how good the character progression in this show is

Damn, Jesse's monolog about Hank might be colder than Gus, or Tuco or any other villian in the show 😳

Jesse has forever my respect for wanting to go to New Zealand just because they shot LOTR there

The opossum bit caught me off guard 😂

Jesse was the heart of the show, all along. ❤

Jesse is my favorite character

Can't believe they put a whole episode on a fly

6:50 he wasn’t wrong…

You forgot one of the most iconic lines of the bb universe: "You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a **criminal** lawyer."

i can't get enough of these two guys.

need the "yeah a wire" for copper scene haha

2:07 Was a chilling moment

From the first moment I watched Breaking Bad, I wanted to adopt Jesse so much. ❤

I love Jesse so much I recently started watching BB for the first time and he's like my favorite character

masterpiece of a show

I think about his shirt at 5:48 all the time

Jesse Pinkman's Answering Machine Message: *''Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch!? Leaveth tone..''*

"Say the words, say you want this. Nothing happens until I hear you say it." Forgot that one

“YEEAH MISTA WHITE, YEEAH SCKIENCE!!” -Jesse Pinkman

Jessee: "The shit I cook is the bomb" Walt: "The shit you cook is shit"

Coin flip is S A C R E D !

I love how when Jesse says "homo" Walter stops touching him

I can only imagine how blown away Hank was, coming to the realization that of all people, Walt turned out to be the ruthless devil named Heisenberg.😂😂😂

You forgot the legendary: WW: What element is used to conduct electricity? *points at a copper wire* Jesse: Wire! :D

i forgot he actually said the words "break bad" lmao

Jesse is an icon. Plain and simple

it's ironic how this 2:17 happens to him later because of Jack's gang..

"Your chasing around a fly... And in your world... Im the idiot"

The first episode was a movie on its own, then just went ballistic, where did those 6 years go??

got me wanting to rewatch just the last season the start it over again and rewatch for the 4th time

3:40 imagine if jessie really did give up on walter and then subsequently walter cooks for guss for until he dies. Getting the money to skyler and the kids and being pretty much a hero for his family

jesse deserved so much better

"We flipped a coin!!" And "A coin flip is sacred!!"

“This is my own private domicile and i will not be harrassed…….BITCH” my fav one so far🤣🤣🤣

Well. That last last was absulutely heartrending.

Jesse was always my favorite character, along with Mike.

"Roll Me Further BITCH!!!" Phenomenal show!

1:10 yes science

1:46 Jesse thinking New Zealand has castles 😂

well…the funniest thing Jesse said was “A robot?” when they were stranded in the desert with a dead battery. 😂. Laughed so hard I had to pause it ‘til I recovered. Fun fact: that line was improvised.

He CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

And to think he had never acted before... brilliant!

Jesse was truly punished enough.

You didn't add support meeting scene, really? He gives amazing speech about self-acceptance. Jesse was wiser than Walter could ever be; Mike knew and valued that a lot.

I always bust a gut during that scene with the fly swatter lol

1:13 “You’re as good as checked out already, ok? You should be like all sacrificial, jumping on a granade yo” hahahha the best

Adding "bbbiiittccchhhh" to the end of anything Jesse says is priceless 😂😂😂