Jesse Ventura's box has VD in this monstrosity | So Bad It's Good  

Top Notch Skills. Almost Seagal- esque.👌

Sifu approved

Nobody does it better.

Time to snatch every mutha fukas burthday lol 😆

@@JasonBrant "The names Brant, Jason Brant ,Universal Exports."

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"Police are still looking for suspects but according to witnesses the letters "HUUUUUURRRRRRR!!!!!" were written on the wall in what seems to be the victims blood. Back to you, Tom....."

@@dirtycrewman 🤣

@@dirtycrewman ok, fine a few bonus Energon cubes, that was funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

You guys crack me up.

Yup.

Even the joke is contagious!!

@@ericseitzler81 🤣 Quick get the penicillin.

The movie was ahead of its time!

The Fallout games have Abraxo Cleaner, probably intentional🤣🤣🤣

@@megatronjenkins2473 right! I knew it sounded familiar 😀

Abraxas, for that fresh scent of lemon!

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It wipes your memory clean after watching this movie.

Anything you can share?

@@JasonBrant i could probably sneak a couple in 😉 one story that doesn't involve Jessie but was told to him could have possibly inspired a scene in Predator but it could be a coincidence...🐷

@@Humongous420 did he claim chew would make you a sexual tyrannosaur? Lol

@@supersaiyanbino 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No but that'd be funny as FUUUUURK

@@JasonBrant The possibility of this being an inspiration is definitely plausible but who knows. My boss was a Seal in 'Nam and it was his first night in the jungle, he was on point. As they crept through the dense, humid tangle of foliage they heard something move...immediately they stopped and waited. In the pitch black they waited with baited breath thinking it was a VC patrol slowly approaching them in the darkness. Closer and closer, trigger fingers ready to punp and dump anything in their path of fire. Finally they came within their strike zone and the squad unloaded EVERYTHING on their targets! Grenades exploding...lighting up the night, automatic weapons swaing through the dense air and foliage. Finally they stopped shooting and approached the targets...as the smoke rolled through the air, sulfurous and hot with irony blood , the squad approached cautiously...through the smoke they saw mangled meat and organs...bloody chunks and severed flesh strewn everywhere. They shined a light through the smoke and to their shitgrin...it was the body of a HUMONGOUS pig!!!! They killed a frign pig...when they returned to base everyone started calling them porky and had pig jokes...served ham in the mess haul and stuff. JUUUUST saying my boss never even saw Predator just knew Jessie had that big ass gun and would harrass him about it from time to time but that's a story for another time. Trimming herbs listening to these war stories is insane. My boss served with jessie after the war and had some FUN stories about him. I will tell a few later

For real.

His real life wife was the main actress.

Was his character this stupid in The Principal?

@@JasonBrant yes

@@JasonBrant He's not exactly exemplary.

The Principal is awesome

Thanks!

@@JasonBrant Yeah I find it super good too. I really love your channel. If I could give you one advice........try using Lucifers name for swearing instead of using Jesus's . Just to be more inclusive to your Christian/bible thumper audience. I love mankind and I love Jesus and I love your channel I really do but I would rather hear c_nt, f_ck or anything other then the lords name in vain. In dont like telling people how to talk or swear but some people have no idea how it can offent about a billion people. Though so many christians dont have the balls to say anthing about it, in the end you seem like a fun, nice, considerate guy and for me I love it with a passion how you have segall in your cross hairs. I pretty much think the televangelist kenneth copeland, and the creep stephen segall is the worst ever. I am always rooting for you and your wife when you guys almost puke watching segall make the moves on someone. Awesome channel, great editing, lots of fun keep up the good work. From canada peace and thanks for considering. For me when i stopped swearing (except video games its impossible) it took a long time. anyhow in the end I think you guys are really swell and I will try and promote a lot. I am from Vancouver Canada, where are you guys at?

@@planes3333 You sound fun to be around 🙃

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sounds like you need to develop an intellect first, than learn how to think independently from the mainstream narrative

I think I'll put this and Elves on next Christmas as a double feature.

@@evilswissy there are ways to say that without sounding like a dick, y'know.

@@megatronjenkins2473 no, there isn't... that way of thinking is why society, especially americans, are portrayed as mindless zombies seeking brains. none of you have an intellect beyond that of the mainstream narrative and will never have one original thought in your entire lives

​@@evilswissy that was a mean thing to say. You should apologize.

Someone was definitely cribbing from their collection of DC comics

I had to Google to see if there was some other previous source for anti-life equation, cuz yeah, Darkseid was the first thing I thought of when I heard that.

@@Mireille7458 Makes you wonder if this was a rejected proposal for a New Gods movie and they repurposed it.

Did Darkseid's box have VD?

@@JasonBrant No sir, it did not.

Damn it, now i need to watch Manhunter again, such a good film!

Love that film. I saw bit of it on tv and everything I saw drove me to find the damn thing to see it all the way through!

I was trying to place the music! Love Manhunter

Great movie, Manhunter.

Man, I haven't seen that since high school. Need to revisit it.

And a hairpiece in The Running Man 🤣

@@chaddeez8446 lmao I forgot he was in running man!! Lmao. Full head of hair outta nowhere lol

That would explain it.

Forgot about the rug in Running man. Lol

"I don't have time to bald."

Thanks so much!

You nailed it.

If you could bend a guitar string in the 80s you had a career in Hollywood

@@burtknighten4438 Too bad I was 5 in 80.

Haven't seen that one - and yeah, that's strange.

shut omggg yes he was principal latimer

@@JasonBrant you should watch it. its so bad its good

They were hoping nobody would notice or care back then, but now we have the internet 🤣 haha busted 😂

This!

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Glorious filmmaking.

Stab it with a dagger made from pure silver, coated with Holy water. It's the only way...

I'm sorry.

@@jackflash8218 Nah, I think I'm good bud. Had it for over 20 years and I only occasionally hear voices warning me about VD....

Happy Sunday!

Works every single time.

If he said cunilingus one more time...

Abraxas is just the Superman/Darkseid story done by the guys who wrote the Mario movie.

Assface.

Holy shit, that is hilarious. The world is so small.

The skullet is always classy.

SHHHHHHHHH! Zoomers are already wearing unironic pedo-stashes!

I wonder if he was ever able to score some steroids???

Scot to score some steroids

Yeah I was just wondering if Darkseid sent the bad guy.

Got to go with Rifftrax on that one

Hard Target and Gladiator!

It's a treat.

Nice, dude... nice.

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It's so bad.

No, just an alcoholic.

@@megatronjenkins2473 , nah. It's the 23 I have planned after that one. 2 down

Is that you, Dave?

@@JasonBrant Amazon searching beer bandolier currently.

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Hello fellow Kirby fan. Also this movie Stole the “Answer Box” from Kirby where in Mister Miracle it’s known as “Mother Box” 😊

Not sure I've read a Darkseid storyline, to be honest.

They did this?

@@JasonBrant ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-li8yBnQiuCE.html 😆

@@JasonBrant Sure did!

What a weird thing to do.

@@JasonBrant It's funny, I just found that out recently. Very weird thing to do.

@@LetsGetitBoah Maybe it's some kind of inside joke.

lol