"Jesus has thrown you a life preserver!" | Denise - Portland, OR | Atheist Experience 672

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Denise from Portland, Oregon runs a Facebook page about The Holy Bible. An atheist challenged her to call The Atheist Experience, so she did. What follows is a heated discussion that ends when Matt drops the F-bomb...
This is an edited clip from The Atheist Experience 672 for August 29, 2010 (topic: "viewer calls"), with Matt Dillahunty and Jeff Dee. Note that the phone number at the top of the screen is the new number for viewer calls, which was introduced on 10/10/2010.
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@DaBIONICLEFan 5 лет назад

Offended by a harmless word but has no problem telling someone flat-out they're gonna be eternally damned in hell. Wow.

@Capybarrrraaaa 4 года назад

It's things like this that really make me think that the majority of religious people are mentally ill. And I only say majority because of the frequency at which I see the following two traits overlap in my daily life. On one side it's all "you will suffer unfathomable pain a torment because you fell in love with the wrong person" and all of the violent and horrid ideas that comes with that, then on the other side it's "noooo not a naughty word". It's such a level of complete mental disarray that I just cannot fathom, and I believe that it shows that there's something not right in the head. Something has screwed up if you get offended by only the sound of 'fuck' but don't also get offended at the idea of an authority burning and torturing people for love.

@r.scottmacleod4564 4 года назад

@@Capybarrrraaaa Too bad Deniseotard is not a Muslim because if she was they would easily have coaxed her into blowing herself up by now!....she is correct about hell though because her hometown of Portland definitely is hell.

@haudace 3 года назад

@@Capybarrrraaaa if logical fallacies are a mental illness, then our entire species is in a lot of trouble.

@Capybarrrraaaa 3 года назад

@@haudace And has been for years. It's something that we deerly need to overcome.

@creativewriter3887 Год назад

They advocate things that are racist, anti-semtiic, and subscribe to a book that condones slavery, rape, misogyny, child abuse, murder, genocide AND xianity has a HISTORY of doing such things.. but the word "fuck" offends them????? REALLY? Where Jesus goes blood flows and not his own.. and the Roads of Auschwitz and Dachau are paved with stones from Golgatha and Damascus road (meaning the NT taught the world to hate and demonize people).

@Logan_Baron 7 лет назад

Knock knock... "Who's there?" "It's me, Jesus. May I come in?" "Why do you want to come in?" "To save you." "Save me from what?" "From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in."

@RayRodriguez-nx3bc Месяц назад

Fantastic

@conors4430 9 лет назад

It's interesting how in her world saying fuck is offensive but she doesn't think telling people they will burn for eternity in hell is

@BruceWayneofCamelot 9 лет назад

Common sense mixed with religion is a recipe for pure hypocrisy.

@lewisner 9 лет назад

conor smith I bet she shouts "oh my god!" when she is fucking.

@twoxohxseven 9 лет назад

+lewisner Denise: "Oh my god!" Male prostitute: Oh Denise, you feel so fucking good!" Denise: EXXXXXCUUUUUSE ME!?

@lewisner 9 лет назад

Streetlife Serenader Ha ha class !

@TheMikeyX 9 лет назад

Streetlife Serenader Loved that comment. Thanks.

@Mongo76 9 лет назад

"Why the F did you call?" *gasping* *clutching pearls* ExKEYUUUUUZE ME? BWAHAHAHAHA This woman was pure comedy. LMAO

@davids11131113 9 лет назад

Definitely a woman not at all used to being talked back to by her family and friends in her personal life. What a brat.

@BruceWayneofCamelot 9 лет назад

Middle-aged housewives have some of the biggest egos I have ever encountered. If you force them to confront their beliefs they are the most likely to have a mental breakdown.

@stormsiren7207 9 лет назад

Eru Illuvatar I agree. It's because they are sheltered and conditioned to believe it's their place to sit at home and be sponges on society instead of getting off their fat asses and doing something to make themselves actually useful, and having to earn respect from others in the real world instead of having it, or a facsimile of it, spoon-fed to them just because they're baby-makers.

@Scoobydcs 8 лет назад

+free thinker you don't think raising children and running a home is useful? I disagree completely there fella. ps she's mental

@Mongo76 8 лет назад

***** LMAOOOOOO She was so funny!

@LeoWhalen1933 6 лет назад

I am a Christian and I make no bones about it. Translation: "I'm an idiot and I will show you the evidence."

@musememe1349 4 года назад

What’s so wrong about defending God.

@SC-zq6cu 4 года назад

@@musememe1349 If your god needs defending by puny mortals then its not a god. If its a god then it doesn't need defending by puny mortals. Thats whats wrong.

@musememe1349 4 года назад

Jesse Schoedel except I got a lot more resistance than her I’m not just defending God I’m defending Christ all of what they said it’s very offending.

@musememe1349 4 года назад

Jesse Schoedel oh their very capable of defending theirselves his God I’m saying that this is about not denying him Bible says it in red deny me infront of your peers I deny you infront of the father.

@musememe1349 4 года назад

Jesse Schoedel ok you don’t have too... thats your choice your free will and you’d be so much blessed if you had Faith.

@THOMSY01 9 лет назад

"God is not great, Religion poisons everything" - Christopher Hitchens

@queenkhadija4627 5 лет назад

🥂🤗

@jameshallgring2326 4 года назад

Even if God is great, religion still poisons everything.

@jameshallgring2326 4 года назад

@J w Your God = dead.

@THOMSY01 4 года назад

@J w , have a hug

@THOMSY01 4 года назад

@J w it was a mental hug, did you not get it?

@FourDeuce01 10 лет назад

So jesus throws you a life preserver to save you from himself? ;)

@koilamaoh4238 6 лет назад

Its more like YOUR EGO, since religious people are materialistic and greedy, their EGO must survive/...if religion offered no REWARD< no one would care... hence the EGO> religion is like a drug.

@davids11131113 6 лет назад

Reminds me of the joke 'Knock knock......who's there?....It's Jesus I'm here to save you!.....Oh no, save me from what?.....From ME, if you don't open this door I'll break it down and torture and kill you!'

@ralfhaggstrom9862 4 года назад

@Toughen Up, Fluffy And LIES ! .....................

@noodlenoggin5854 4 года назад

I wouldn't reach for a life preserver offered by jesus - why wouldn't I suspect it had been intentionally sabotaged?

@ralfhaggstrom9862 4 года назад

@@noodlenoggin5854 The chains would be somewhere very near ...............

@attackpatterndelta8949 2 года назад

It’s the “EXCUUUUSE MEEEE!!!” that always cracks me up. You know she’s just the kind of person to demand to see the manager, when she’s not happy about something.

@MovieMakingMan Год назад

She’s definitely a Karen. I can see her ranting irrationally to a store manager.

@pavel9652 Год назад

I guess she couldn't produce the manager in that instance, so she had to weasel out of the nasty corner.

@michaeliv284 8 лет назад

I love this video, it goes to show how immoral Christianity really is.

@creativewriter3887 Год назад

EXACTLY.. like I said above.. Xianity has a bloody of history from the first Pogroms to the Holocaust where MILLIONS of people have died and CONTINUE To be abused and killed and yet the f-word offends them and NOT the atrocities??? this lays bear their "morality" and their beliefs in Blood Magic and their obsession with blood, sex and bloodlust. It's a death cult.

@DrMonty-yr1kc Год назад

@@rodseller9936 Then fuk Islam too lol

@LordPrometheous 10 лет назад

I'm actually glad that Matt didn't apologize for the F bomb. It's such a useful word, in so many situations and contexts, the Swiss Army Knife of words, a thing of sheer beauty. I recommend saying it at least once a day, to cleanse the palate and relieve unwanted stress.

@LordPrometheous 10 лет назад

I stand corrected; he just apologized. Man, I was gunning for you, Matt!

@VIIflegias 10 лет назад

SuperN0va i wouldn't call that an apology....

@LordPrometheous 10 лет назад

VIIflegias Understood.

@LordPrometheous 10 лет назад

FanaticTemplar Do you have far more curse words in French?

@tredzwater 10 лет назад

SuperN0va - I'm not fluent in French, but there is an awesome statement in German that I'm rather fond of. It's "Lassen Sie sich umficken." (And, yes, using "Sie" makes it more powerful.) The translation is "Go get yourself refucked," but the connotation is so very cool. It says that you are so hopeless, so beyond any possibility of improvement that the only way you can be changed is to go back to the moment of conception and try again. LOLOL

@scaderemade 5 лет назад

that woman is exactly the type that would watch a gay person being stoned in a village with a smile but react all horrified if her child cursed

@jwbartle 13 лет назад

"That is sooo messed up" Why yes, Denise. Yes it is.

@charcharmunr 10 лет назад

I imagine she only used him swearing as an excuse to get out of there. As if "filthy language" devalues a conversation. As Stephen Fry said... "The sort of twee person who thinks that swearing is in any way a lack of education... Is just fucking lunatic."

@roberthendry726 9 лет назад

In the words of Spongebob, it's not swearing it's sentence enhancing. =D *Magic rainbow*

@kinagrill 9 лет назад

Don't forget that it was some stoneage people who decided what specific vocal utterings would mean. Hell i have freedom of speech, so i can use whatever vocal grunts and gurrs as i wish. cuz to me it means something else!

@MikeBarbarossa 9 лет назад

+charcharmunr she used filthy language throughout the entire call with her snarky, rude and bitchy tone and language

@thomashansen7007 9 лет назад

+charcharmunr Oh of course she did. You can tell from the amount of time it took her to react. If it was sincere outrage she would have gasped as soon as he said "fuck," but it came a good second after his entire sentence was finished. This, plus her overall tone and the huge crack in her voice.

@alerojas2952 3 года назад

@@kinagrill Yeah but you are no expert on language so ultimately, your opinion doesn't matter.

@Madway 8 лет назад

Matt: "Then why the fuck did you call?" Caller: *Triggered*

@amandasaurusbataar4021 7 лет назад

Why shouldn't have he said fuck? Is she that emotionally fragile she needs kids gloves?

@amandasaurusbataar4021 7 лет назад

Fuck is just a word, don't be a total pussy.

@amandasaurusbataar4021 7 лет назад

Where do you live that people are such pussies though? Seems like I've hurt someone's poor fee fees.

@amandasaurusbataar4021 7 лет назад

That's sad, we raised you to be tougher.

@johnvines4875 7 лет назад

I thought only liberals get triggered.

@19822andy 10 лет назад

If Jeff Dee hears someone say he's going to hell he goes ballistic. I love it. Denise got off light. I've seen Jeff absolutely destroy Christians when confronted with this

@jamesu.2541 9 лет назад

How do you prefer to live for eternity 1. FUCK hot girls/guys 2. FUCK hot girls/guys while burning alive If you prefer 1 choose heaven! If you prefer 2 choose hell!

@oldsaltshippers 9 лет назад

James U. Hmmm, necrophilia or necrophilia with fire, such appealing choices. If wasn't all bullshit in the first place of course.

@jamesu.2541 9 лет назад

oldsaltshippers not necrophilia? that is gross you're gross and its not bullshit why do you say its bullshit?

@oldsaltshippers 9 лет назад

James U. I'm not surprised you have no idea what I'm talking about because you don't seem to be the brightest spark & your religion seems to have blunted your ability to think coherently. Let me put into simple words for you. You made the claim that there are 2 choices when you die.1. sex with dead people & 2 sex with dead people on fire. Only you also claim that this happens with an eternal life. I said you are talking absolute bullshit because a) you are making assertions which you cannot prove, b) you are making assertions that you know you cannot prove, c) no one has any proof of any life after death & d) other than yourself & a few other wierdos, no one wants to fuck corpses for eternity. I'd have said that you're the "kinda crazy" one. After all, which one of us believes there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do & doesn't intervene in your life until you die where the end result is having sex with dead people. You sir are a fucking certifiable loony. Enjoy your eternity of necrophilia wont you?

@jamesu.2541 9 лет назад

oldsaltshippers " How do you prefer to live for eternity 1. FUCK hot girls/guys 2. FUCK hot girls/guys while burning alive If you prefer 1 choose heaven! If you prefer 2 choose hell! " where did I mention dead people?

@coyhampton3087 10 лет назад

Ahhh, christian logic, an endless supply of cheap entertainment.

@Randolphsw 10 лет назад

i think I'm going to steal that phrase..Thx

@coyhampton3087 10 лет назад

Randolph Williams You are welcome to use it anytime.

@AmazingAutist 6 лет назад

*logic

@REDCAP32X 6 лет назад

REDCAP32X 3 minutes ago (edited) Me...Did your country create prison? You..Yes Me...Did your country create the rules for which people will be sent to prison You...Yes Me...Does anything happen that doesn't go according to these rules You ...NO Me... So you country is ultimately responsible for sending people to prison. And your think that's a problem

@zahnpastacremetube 6 лет назад

But your country doesn't claim to be loving caring and good. It claims to make rules (by elected leaders) and to reinforce them.

@Jiwoo_Ahn 10 лет назад

I love how it's perfectly fine for her to say that all Atheists are going to burn eternally in hell, but she gets totally offended when Matt uses a swear word once to emphasis a point.

@wuphat 14 лет назад

This is by far my favorite clip from the show. It's all summed up in, "Oh, that's so messed up!" Why, yes, Denise, it is. And if you ever get to the point why it's messed up, you'll have opened your eyes.

@carnivalwholesale9809 7 месяцев назад

this one is mine as well, me and my Agnostic friend call this video "DA SAVIOR!" and we use it as a richter scale to measure how dumb a specific Christian is. We ask "is it much more stupid than DA SAVIOR or not?" lol!

@nathanponzar3816 4 года назад

I think the best analogy for the "you send yourselves to hell" claim is something like: A human father tells his children they must worship him and believe he has superpowers or else they are grounded. The children CAN'T believe their father has superpowers because there's no evidence of it, they fess up to their father and he grounds them for not believing he has superpowers. The children ask why he is grounding them and he retorts "I didn't ground you, you grounded yourselves." The children say, no we didn't, we just can't believe you have superpowers, but we don't want to be grounded. "Nope, grounded yourselves." See also an abusive spouse who says, "I don't want to hit you, you make me do it."

@BaronVonQuiply 10 лет назад

I once knew a christian mugger. Well, *he* wasn't a mugger per se, all his victims mugged themselves..

@SusiPineapple 4 года назад

that is hilarious :-D

@rickabyg7914 4 года назад

.........and when he was caught, the judge offered him the option of going to prison. Poor ignorant fellow chose prison (I guess the other option of playing court jester for the judge's amusement wasn't that appealing.....so to speak).

@JohnMorris-ge6hq 4 года назад

Good one.....LOL

@gifgit 10 лет назад

So, eternal torture in a lake of fire is perfectly acceptable, but if you drop the F bomb. . . . Bitch gets crazy and upset ? XD

@atheistickhan7216 7 лет назад

gifgit That's how they act and behave in general.

@bobbyduckett5465 8 лет назад

Knock Knock.... "Who's there?" It's me, Jesus, Let me in "Why?" So I can save you "save me from what?" From what my father is gonna do if you don't let me in. Now do I win at logics?

@edwardmillard4398 8 лет назад

+Bobby Duckett best quote ever

@edwardmillard4398 8 лет назад

Mark Douglas por que?

@dongerramarco9617 8 лет назад

Edward Millard got the quote from achmed

@edwardmillard4398 8 лет назад

Mark Douglas yeah i've heard it before but why did you say it?

@Parmenionas 8 лет назад

i knock at the door but no one answers , But i know that the guy behind the door is god because only he does not answer.

@MrOnionterror 10 лет назад

'EXCuuu-uuuu-uuu-se me?' Someone needs to sample that.

@cyansloth1763 5 лет назад

OMG YAAAS!!!

@queenkhadija4627 5 лет назад

🥂

@mtm9193 5 лет назад

I come back every month just for that

@esands36 5 лет назад

I completely agree. That'd be a funny message alert.

@anandsuralkar2947 4 года назад

It deserves to be a meme

@FernieCanto 10 лет назад

"That is why he's called... DUH... saviour." Really, you just can't expect to hear anything coherent from a person who speaks like that. She totally had that F-bomb calling, and golly, nobody lost anything from her bailing out like that. Matt doesn't have to put up with crap like that, that's why he's called... DUH... Dillahunty.

@ZER0MACHER 7 лет назад

I love when people use offense as a trap door out of an unwinnable argument

@Longtack55 4 года назад

"Fuck off Denise."

@piecrumbs9951 2 года назад

Exactly. She gets backed up into a corner and slips out through the guise of civility. She can still hold the high ground as long as her opponent is "uncivil," even if their arguments completely stomp all over hers.

@pavel9652 Год назад

She brought a soggy noodle to the gun fight. I don't think she should have been granted such opportunity to bail out.

@starfishsystems 11 месяцев назад

It's a form of Ad Hominem fallacy. If your argument is failing, just pull out the "I'm offended" card and you're off the hook. Except you've lost the argument.

@ronwhitehouse23 3 месяца назад

When people start using "offensive" language in a conversation to share ideas then the conversation is over, otherwise the respondent will start cussing to, and you have a screaming swearing match on your hands. CONVERSATION OVER VERY CLEVER.

@StrGzr101 Год назад

Over the years, I've listened to this video 3 or 4 times. It just never gets old.

@sledgecorp Год назад

Me too. And it's my go-to when I show someone else.

@Vislav 4 года назад

I've watched this so many times and it never gets old.

@Sharon-fw9qw 11 месяцев назад

Me too!!!😂😂😂😂

@kirikakirikakirika 10 лет назад

Heaven can't be real. This is how I know. According to the Bible Heaven is a beautiful place, a paradise where your every wish is fulfilled, your every happiness never ending and a reality. Well, I am happiest with my family, in particular my two younger siblings. My brother is an absolute atheist. My sister is agnostic. If what Christians say is true, despite the fact that both of my siblings are wonderful people who take time out of their lives to help others and have never caused anyone harm, they're going to hell when they die. So now, let's assume I genuinely converted to Christianity. I follow the Bible, I accept Jesus as my lord and savior, I give my life to god, I accept Christianity as the only true religion, etc. I die and go to heaven, but my siblings aren't there. For all eternity they're rotting in hell, being mercilessly tortured and tormented for nothing more than rejecting the concept of god, who supposedly loves all his children. How can heaven be enjoyable to me at all when the people I love the most, those who bring me the most happiness, aren't there to share it with me?

@siphons92 10 лет назад

Certainly a view of heaven I haven't heard :) From what I've read and was preached to growing up, it was essentially slavery. Every moment is spent praising god and singing about his glory for all eternity, and those who have been good and faithful throughout their lives would be rewarded in heaven (though I don't really understand how anything really gets better than simply spending eternity in "paradise" instead torture in hell). Another point I make is I remember being preached that as the faithful christians rise again when Jesus comes back to take them all up to heaven, they will get new bodies and there won't be any sadness or pain in heaven. Well, as I understand it, if there's not going to be any sadness or pain in heaven, then ultimately you won't give damn about your brother or sister in hell. If there's no sadness in heaven, you won't be sad that your brother or sister are in hell. The whole point you make with "How can heaven be enjoyable to me at all when the people I love the most, those who bring me the most happiness, aren't there to share it with me?" is why a lot of christians are (obnoxiously) evangelical. They'll just be so sad if you're not there spending eternity with them eating skittles and farting rainbows in heaven. But if there's no sadness in heaven... how will they be sad you're not there? **Not quite sure about the rewards in heaven business,. If I'm wrong apologies.

@CanadianGuitarist 10 лет назад

My great grandmother had her faith, but she was neither a churchgoer nor preachy. There are Christians who would say she doesn't deserve to go to heaven because she wasn't in church every week. But she certainly loved her neighbour. It seems to me if the Christian God commands worship in return for eternal life (or eternal punishment as a result), then He/She/It would be more clear with instructions (in that the theme of the Old Testament was worship and obedience, compared to the New Testament and "love thy neighbour"). That's why my faith devolved. If I can go a step further; let's say I'm wrong about afterlife (or ignorant, if you will), and there is, in fact, a heaven. If Nanny wasn't rewarded after the life she lived, then fuck such a place. I want no part of it.

@6chhelipilot 10 лет назад

There are lots of ideas about what heaven and hell are like and who gets to go there. They can't all be right, but they can all be wrong. What does the Christian version of heaven have to offer the devout Hindu?

@siphons92 10 лет назад

Again, just from what I read and was preached to, all your great grandmother had to have was unquestioned faith that Jesus was the savior of mankind and had to accept it in her heart to get past the pearly gates. Not going to church is what most christians use to gauge just how "good a christian" people are (at least that's how I was and the other christians I associated with). Sounds like she was a good person regardless :) ***** What does christian heaven offer a devoted Hindu? Nothing. They'd be going to hell with all the other good and generous people in the world that denied god's/Jesus' divinity. Fucked up isn't it? Lol

@davidtaliaferro 10 лет назад

Because once you are in god's perfect presence you can only worship and adore him in all his glory and your past life is immediately forgotten??

@xHasten 10 лет назад

Man I'm so ashamed to say I've been there. I defended the irrational beliefs I used to hold until I lost and just abandoned the argument. It's such a horrible feeling, but at least it helped me get to where I am now.

@spaceace4387 6 лет назад

Ever since I was a middle schooler I started doubting religion but I held on for it for a really long time because I was afraid of hell and for being treated like there was something wrong with me. That's right fear and guilt kept me in it longer than it should have and I didn't think those were the principles of a loving, compassionate god.

@alicantino1151 7 лет назад

LMAO, I love how when she mentioned hell, Matt was like "I'm keeping quiet now because Jeff is about to tear you a new one."

@MoRo1333 10 лет назад

Excuuuuuse me?!?!?!?

@jwscheuerman 5 лет назад

😅😅

@asgharabbas2193 4 года назад

Vicky gerroro does it better

@realmarsastro 11 лет назад

When you hear the "Eeexcuuuuuuse meeee?", you know you've won.

@davids11131113 4 года назад

‘Thank you very much, this call is OVER! God bless, good BYE!’ ..... total win for the atheists.

@DevastatorJr 8 лет назад

Denise is hilarious, I wish she was a permanent co-host.

@mbnall 8 лет назад

I second that motion!

@anegrey 8 лет назад

+devastator jr Yeah she seems like a lot of fun

@davids11131113 6 лет назад

Denise the Christian liar is actually Stephanie Thomasen amateur aspiring Christian apologist.

@zgs12212012 4 года назад

davids11131113 Can we confirm this? Her voice reminded me of the horror that is Stephanie!

@deecook8393 2 года назад

Anybody who believes all that horseshit has mental issues. Adults believing in fairy tales.

@DForce26 4 года назад

2020, and I'm still coming back to this video.. This is one of the best calls in atheist experience history 😂😂😂

@tomhaupt5238 5 лет назад

Imagine sharing eternity with this harpy

@brucebaker810 5 лет назад

Never mind eternity. A full-term marriage. Or even a long car ride.

@larsthegunslinger 8 лет назад

I threaten you with torture, yet I am offended by a dirty word. oh em gee

@cy-one 3 года назад

Why is it even a dirty word? I don't get people like Denise, I really don't. I'd guess she did the act the word describes at least a few times. And she's the product of it as well.

@larsthegunslinger 3 года назад

@@cy-one meh, societal norms for a current time period. mostly she used the word to metaphorically clutch her pearls in outrage.

@cy-one 3 года назад

@@larsthegunslinger ExcuUuUuUuse Me?! XD

@larsthegunslinger 3 года назад

@@cy-one 10/10 😂

@elindred 14 лет назад

this has to be one of my favorite exchanges on this show.

@davids11131113 4 года назад

It’s SJ Thomason, clearly drunk, no question it’s going to be hilarious!

@acgsmith5937 8 лет назад

I love the big sigh at 3:12

@anandsuralkar2947 4 года назад

Lol it sounded to me like she was taking a shit

@OfficerFredPowell 3 года назад

@@anandsuralkar2947 LOL!!! 😂

@CONTACTLIGHTTOMMY 4 года назад

I was a Christian until about age 10. I remember a day during Sunday School pondering on how absurd it all seemed. Imaginary Friend in the sky? Riiiiiight.

@chadrasmussen6127 4 года назад

Lol

@javedsingh7777 9 лет назад

Great comedy! Denise gets the best lines throughout the sketch but Matt's punchline executed to perfection- iceing in the cake!

@MathewSteeleAtheology 3 года назад

This is, without a doubt, the best call in the history of the show.

@hardyaardvark7385 7 лет назад

sad,sad delusional, misguided woman...

@sfullernj 6 лет назад

Agreed. She's a moron

@jeffhart9916 5 лет назад

weenore it is worse than that. She is completely devoid of logic, common sense and rational thinking. Basically she is incapable of normal thought processes and is just a brain dead fool.

@rachelberrythegleequeen.3221 4 года назад

Oh please lady get real, you didn’t call in just to have a nice little chat, you called in to preach and judge.

@JMUDoc 4 года назад

A person you can't see has thrown you a life-preserver you can't see to save you from water you can't see. *Be grateful, dammit!*

@Hasherucf 9 лет назад

I love how Matt leaves this to Jeff. He knows what's coming

@dogless10 9 лет назад

"That is so messed up." Yep, sure is.

@taubhauhlau2639 7 лет назад

@3:33 Matt nails it LOL "That is so messed up"! She finally got it LOL

@triplejudy 10 лет назад

Thank youRU-vid for shining beacons of light on the religiously deluded. Moral Atheists such as myself are growing in number via public media outlets such as this by exposing the ludicrious delusional claims of religion.

@evolvedaustin4230 10 лет назад

youreconfused Wrong again!

@evolvedaustin4230 10 лет назад

Alrighty then! Don't forget to take your medication tonight!

@evolvedaustin4230 10 лет назад

No I just don't argue with retards is all!

@TheCJHowes 10 лет назад

youreconfused I don't believe in God, therefore I'm an atheist. Now tell me how that is a hoax.

@ringo666 10 лет назад

youreconfused - Dumb fuck -- NOBODY "KNOWS" 'GOD' EXISTS, you can't prove SHIT. Without PROVING it, it's OPINION. In all life, there is fact and opinion, and faith is OPINION. Say what you want -- you will anyway, you're a dumb fuck that way -- but THAT is REALITY.

@johnpanter9714 4 года назад

Im an atheist and i was a former believer. But then i grew up!

@paulatiredofthisshit 8 лет назад

"God's the one who pushed me out of the boat!!"

@charlesnorman4676 8 лет назад

+Paula Catlover How did God push you out of the boat if I might ask? Charles Everything that we are is what we believe to be true, which is our perspective, our understanding of all that surrounds us author; God - quoted by; Charles Norman

@ringo666 7 лет назад

Utter horseshit, Charles. Author, Clyde. quoted by Clyde. Your bible is the source of the claims about your god; the same book cannot be used as validation. If it could, then Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Tarzan and Doc Savage are all proven.

@charlesnorman4676 7 лет назад

+clyde your hate keeps you blinded. Dont like peeps giving God credit there clyde, or do you think my quote is incorrect? +susancdwpg; keep exploring :) they knew it was wrong as God told them it was wrong. ask yourself what it was they didnt know about. answer: lies, to deceive everyone about God's authority

@charlesnorman4676 7 лет назад

did not adam and eve both admit that God told them not to eat of that fruit?

@charlesnorman4676 7 лет назад

gen 3:2-3 2 The woman said to the serpent, “From the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat; 3 but from the fruit of the tree which is in the middle of the garden, God has said, ‘You shall not eat from it or touch it, or you will die.’”

@-gearsgarage- 3 года назад

This is by far one of my favorite calls. I interpret it more as though jebus is holding your head under water and you have to beg for him to pick his foot up.

@onofomi 13 лет назад

"if matt refuses to give me a hundred dollars, he did not comit suicide" LMAO HAHAHAHA FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER

@nerzenjaeger 10 лет назад

This is one of the AXP all-time classics in my eyes, always fun to watch!

@paulmcdonald312 4 года назад

'That is so messed up!' lol

@tracyguilbeau 6 лет назад

"Fake outrage" is rampant in our present day discourse. OMG I can't count how many times I have seen the conversation/debate instantly abandoned due to "hurt feels".... when you know it's really because they don't want to continue to be trounced.

@Meganstoy 10 лет назад

Denise rides the Short Bus to church.

@Ebiru2387 6 лет назад

Meganstoy in the trunk. :)

@shadoweaglebear 5 лет назад

Short bus too the short bus.

@AlanaGurl 3 года назад

With a helmet on lol

@leglessinoz 10 лет назад

If you don't like it when someone calls you stupid about a subject, then think of a rational response that supports your thinking and prove that you're not stupid.

@danielm.edwards1977 4 года назад

Fascinating, how mere mortals can literally state the fate of others.

@ashalathashetty9176 5 лет назад

But i never get tired of this video. The way he corners her with logic is miraculous. When she says "that is so messed up" i knew she was done for

@AugustBug56 4 года назад

Just like a theist to play the victim when they’re backed into a corner. She had to find fault with Matt using an expletive? 🙄

@Omegadeemen 4 года назад

youtube just recommended me this and for the past 2 years ive been in a bad position where i was taken in from homelessness to live with a christian family who the two heads of the household are exactly like this the wife pretends to sound reasonable and the husband doesnt even bother its his word or else so it feels like a real breath of fresh air to just see you guys sharing my struggle as fucked up as that sounds

@noracola5285 3 месяца назад

I was homeless for nine years and if a family like that offered me to live with them I would decline. Even the Catholic women's shelter run by nuns wasn't that annoying I grew up with those kinds of kooks and my biggest regret is not having run away by the time I was 18.

@HeWentThattaway 5 лет назад

"That's why He's called 'DA Savior'."

@axe863 14 лет назад

Telling someone else that they're going to be tortured for eternity < Dropping the F Bomb

@allwinds3786 9 лет назад

I have heard this several times, it's still as both funny and sad that people still buy this ridiculous nonsense this women has buying.

@esands36 5 лет назад

"EXCUSE ME"!? Lmao.

@ace0135 14 лет назад

"This is ridiculous. I am an atheist." fastest conversion to atheism ever.

@BaalBuster 10 лет назад

Pascals Wager in pumps.

@TheAhirishman 10 лет назад

Hey Denise.....Now go get your fuckin shinebox

@FernieCanto 10 лет назад

EcksKYOOOOOOOOSE MEEEEE???

@AbleReason 10 лет назад

FernieCanto She had to be so relieved that Matt gave her an excuse to bail on the call.

@Thormp1 4 года назад

This is so sad to see someone who is wrapped up in their faith so blindly that when they are confronted with the very scripture they believe is perfect, they deny their own scripture and can't realize they're doing it. Some atheist may think that the Christian knows they are telling the truth and he wants to insist on believing it but I will tell you as a former Christian who was this stubborn once before that the reason for this Behavior is because a person of faith truly wants to believe it is all true so they will naturally become mentally defensive and try to find different meaning to the verse or versus so it can once again make sense to them and seem like is still true. I was once a Christian like this and no amount of Confrontation moved me just like this man couldn't be moved but when I decided 2 rewrite how I believed as a Christian I ventured back into the Bible and started reading with an open mind hoping God would personally give me understanding for how I should live as a Christian and believe and the result was I found fallacy error and contradiction of the entire religion just by rereading the New Testament with an open mind. I had nobody to argue with, my common sense kicked in and I broke free of this lie. I feel bad for those who are still in this state of mind who have been confronted like this man was on this video and continue to believe this obviously wrong religion so blindly. This is what religion does to people it poisons their mind. You can even go as far as saying this mentality is like a disease, and to think religious people say that atheism is a disease LOL. Religion is very similar to a drug addiction. Atheism is not something we have to think about in our daily lives because we don't believe somebody's watching our every move, we just live our lives. There is no disease in that.

@SmallGreenPlanetoid 10 лет назад

If she told me I was going to suffer eternal damnation, I would ask who's doing the damning.

@froztbytesyoutubealt3201 8 лет назад

Jesus has thrown you a life preserver!!!! well he kicked me overboard... and he's bribing me or else he'll let me drown... *END OF CONVERSATION*

@AnaseSkyrider 8 лет назад

+lancemichael gubat To be fair, that would be valid... IF you actually did anything wrong (as opposed to having done nothing deserving being thrown overboard and then given a shitty ultimatum). Like if we're gonna keep putting this into people terms, then if someone was trying to mug someone on a boat, in defense of that person's life, it'd be valid to have the mugger thrown overboard in the heat of the moment, and then the life preserver thrown overboard so the mugger don't drown and can be properly punished. Of course, in this analogy, no one is offering the mugger an ultimatum in exchange for getting to use the life preserver.

@froztbytesyoutubealt3201 8 лет назад

and who let the mugger on the ship on purpose to begin with?

@AnaseSkyrider 8 лет назад

lancemichael gubat Fair enough. Although in the context of the analogy itself... we didn't know the mugger was a mugger. Just thought it was a normal person.

@MathewSteeleAtheology 3 года назад

"Jesus has thrown you a life preserver!" Um, Jesus also supposedly made you, the boat you fell out of, the water you're drowning in, and the air you're breathing to stay alive. Why not mention those as well as the life preserver?

@LordNorthern 9 лет назад

What I really like about it is how she starts the whole hell thing by saying "I believe in a literal hell" Not "here's evidence for hell" (even a biblical evidence), not "the bible is clear that hell is literal" but "I just so happen to believe in a literal hell". Just shows how egocentric believers are. SHE believes in it. So, you better watch out.

@ummmno3871 2 года назад

This lady “argues” like my religious mother. Just states her opinion over and over, waits for a curse word, goes EXCUSE ME?!? and storms away. Like clockwork.

@vgsdomingo1 8 лет назад

5:59 - The moment that Denise begins to freak out because she realizes that her god IS the one that sends people to hell.

@juuonse 10 лет назад

Theist logic is just....wow...just....wooooow.... Here's a simple analogy. I'm walking home from the bar. A mugger stops me and pulls out a gun. "Give me your wallet or you're dead" he says. I refuse to give my wallet. He pulls the trigger, shoots and kills me. Question: did I just kill myself? Who is responsible for the action that caused my death?

@Macrochenia 14 лет назад

"Does anything happen outside of your god's will?" "No" PWNED!!!

@SuperHuscarl 4 года назад

So let me get this straight: God creates Hell as a place for Satan and his devils to reside, but also made it to be a place where all the sinners go, but NOT the sinners who believed in Jesus before they died. So that means if a decent person dies, but was also an atheist, they would go to Hell far sooner than a pedophile who was also a Christian. Sounds reasonable.

@elizabethgaspodnetich4322 7 лет назад

OMG!! I was just like HER once!! It is hard to believe that I use to think and act this way!! Thank god I am an Atheist now! lol When I was growing up I had a mean as fuck step father. I use to fear him for what he would do to me if I did not do exactly what he told me to do. I did not LOVE him in any way, but I feared him in every way and that is why I did what he told me to do. This is how I feel about god. If you fear someone because of what they will do to you, that is not love, that is Domestic Violence!! It's almost like "spiritual rape" as far as I am concerned! I am so happy to be away from all that baggage, for the first time in my life I finally feel peace. Love you guys! I have learned so much just from these videos alone it is so uplifting.

@newyorksbeerreviews1280 5 месяцев назад

"He has a special place, full of fire, and smoke, and burning, and torture, and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer, and burn, and choke, and scream, and cry forever and ever till the end of time ... but he loves you" - George Carlin

@jesterc.6763 4 месяца назад

I love that line.

@mirabilis 3 года назад

Thank you God, for saving me from eternal damnation, a punishment you yourself invented.

@coletrickle1775 8 лет назад

Saying fuck keeps the crazy religards away? That is valuable information. I'm replacing "the" with "fuck" from here on out.

@ooyo8253 7 лет назад

Cole Trickle YEP! They're so childish and deluded that they will get offended by the mere mention of a curse word that's used as part of an exclamatory statement while at the same time being on a call in show basically telling these two good men that if they don't believe in her particular brand of baseless, nonsensical, dogmatic fairytale that they will be eternally burned and tortured. For simply not believing it because of a lack of evidence, huge contradictions, falsehoods and impossibilities. But she can't see it that way, she can't see the reality and the irony in her getting all huffy and offended over A WORD while she's saying the most outrageous delusional shit. I wish I could say it's unbelievable but its far to common of an occurrence.

@ringo666 7 лет назад

Indeed -- I've had many topical discussions with theists, and EVERY SINGLE TIME when I've made a topical point and included "bad words" you can hear ON TV, they fixate on the bad word and ignore the rest of what I said. Then, when I point that out, they just dismiss me as an angry atheist.

@sagerider2 7 лет назад

Want to exorcise the demons? Say "Fuck" 3 times in a row.

@jilliansmith7123 7 лет назад

Jo Molly -- very well said! 100% agree.

@soupalex 10 лет назад

I think Jeff Dee is a pretty cool guy. Eh does fantasy art for RPG books and doesn't afraid of anytheist.

@Tomcat82 8 лет назад

When you don't have a leg to stand on after having your argument torn to pieces, use any excuse to get the hell out of there.

@cnault3244 4 года назад

6:53 " without using filthy language?!?" And after she hung up, Denise went to read her Bible to expunge that filthy language from her memory... 2 Kings 18:27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? ... Denise quickly turns to a different book of the Bible.... Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? ( must be an important Bible lesson, otherwise why repeat it?)

@dasuberkaiser6 6 лет назад

So saying "fuck" is offensive, but telling someone they deserve to be tortured forever for not believing in your delusions is perfectly "civil"?

@jameswest8280 6 лет назад

Because Christians are being persecuted don't ya know?

@veronicats100 10 лет назад

This one is laden with great laughs. I think however in Denise's case she really is stupid across the board and not just on this particular issue. Matt was actually trying to be very kind and apologetic to her.

@5jerry1 10 лет назад

Matt did nothing out of line here. Letting a cuss word out is seen by some people as rude, but it looked like she was looking for a way out of this call anyway. Looking to save people from what she sees as an unsavory fate, she should have been a little tougher than this. He made no insult or personal attack, and she was folding like a house of cards, so when the dreaded "F Bomb" was dropped, that looked like a perfect time to turn tail and run.

@YaroKasear 9 лет назад

She just used the f-bomb as an excuse to bail. She apparently wasn't thinking it'd be possible to hit a reason wall with "you're going to hell." She had no argument, so she needed an excuse.

@zombiepirate23 4 года назад

One of my favorite videos

@psiclops521 9 лет назад

LOL!!! "That's why he's called 'THE SAVIOR!'" Anyone else notice the resemblance between the sound of Denise's voice as well as her logic skills and Sarah Palin?

@orbit639 10 лет назад

so god sent himself, in the form of his illegitimate child, to save us from what he will do to us if we dont let him save us. am i getting this right?

@kingchibot7923 9 лет назад

Yep pretty much.

@gymratmuscle 9 лет назад

It depends on which god you're talking about... There are so many!

@sailingsolar 10 лет назад

Now she won't be calling back. No doubt she wishes she didn't call.

@rockycarrjr1298 9 лет назад

Do you guys know of any episodes where the hosts actually get through to the callers? Like, its hilarious how stubborn people can be in their beliefs but I also genuinely want to see somebody reflect on what they think and recognize it on the show! Thanks (:

@AlcoAdrenarchy 14 лет назад

3:59 "Oh damn you logic! You rear your ugly head at me yet again!" so hillarious xD

@xxxggthyf 5 лет назад

Concept of hell = Not offensive. Using the word 'fuck' = Offensive.

@insanetester1015 5 лет назад

It's natural for immoral people to be coward.

@ryanm7263 9 лет назад

Jeff Dee looks like a Romulan. (That's a compliment. Romulans are awesome.)

@RandomPerson-fd9wu 8 лет назад

"Ex-cuuuuse me!!" XD

@marianpalko2531 7 лет назад

Jar Jar 2.0 😂

@IanRichards88 9 лет назад

Jeff Dee's brow fascinates me

@taffysaur 9 лет назад

Haha, the Mafia protection racket analogy is beautiful. 😒"Nice soul ya got here... It'd be a pity if some unscrupulous party were to, oh, I dunno, *send it ta Hell!*"