Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 469: Ratings & Stuff 

THE MAGIC SPOON WAS ALL A LIE! Maybe the biggest laugh I've ever had on this podcast, and that's saying something!

Whatever happened to Jim introducing Brian as Swammees pappie...Am I the only one who remembers that? I miss it lol

"You never really know a woman till you meet her in court." - Jerry Lawler

Dr. Boombatz advised Jim to eat more fiber and to Takeshita more frequently

9 out of 10 Stacy's agree, Magic Spoon is the most important meal of the day. The other Stacy is related to Keebler cookies and thinks you should eat fudge stripe cookies for breakfast.

The magic spoon bit got me good.

Adnan, Baron Von Raschke, Greg Gagne, Jim Brunzell, Ken Patera, Sgt Slaugher, Haku, John Nord, Boris Zuckhoff, Jesse Ventura,Buck Zumhoffe,Jimmy Valiant, Bob Orton, Butcher Vachon are guys still alive that wrestled or tagged Verne Gagne. I bet there are a few more

"And if do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die" 😭😭😭😭

Spot-on description on a colonoscopy Jim also the doctor Cosby joke had me dying

Long crappy day at wk! I sat down for dinner to eat and listen to Jim. I feel so much better after listening and laughing along with Brian at Jim's crazy show!

Cannot believe Jim spent all that time in Louisiana, and didn't develop a taste for red beans and rice. Nice sausage cut up in it. Blue Runner Red Beans. Heat straight out of the can. Red beans are high in fiber and protein. Barring that, Metamucil in a glass of water. There are also fiber gummies. Cheerios come in lots of flavors now. Even Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

LMFAO this Artwork is Absolutely Hilarious Travis Heckel has outdone himself with this one wow I've never laughed so hard in my life Jim Cornette's impersonation of kevin Dunn always makes me laugh.

My preschooler just looked at the screen and laughed, "Ha ha, that man has rabbit teeth!!"

There are a few professional doctorates which are required to practice in certain fields....the Juris Doctor for law, the Medical Doctorste for medicine, the Doctor of Dentsl Surgury/Medicine for dentists, etc.. But, most doctorates are more for academic purposes. You get them if you want to teach at a university or to pad your resume for more prestigious jobs.

That Michael Jackson line was nasty work🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 "do stop when I get enough"

The West Shore ad had me rolling.

Nice to have Cornette and Brian at the end of the rainbow of being a sweaty mark

The artwork is great. Just did it again Travis

I know it's not going to happen....but wouldn't it be cool to have Arn come back and work with MJF? The isolation of the body part. The constant spots of working on the arm. The mean streak. The Andersons were notorious for that. The psychology talk. Arn was a methodical nightmare when it came to ring psychology. It would be entertaining

And Fiber will help with the quality of your morning Russo.

59:59 in terms of still active wrestlers, apart from Lawler, it's probably Stone Cold, Sting or Double J., maybe Dustin, but I think he broke in too late, the oldest I could find was Flair. We know Steve worked with Hickerson and Double J worked with Tojo Yamamoto (and I wouldn't be surprised he worked with more veterans to season him, thanks to his family). I tried to find sth on Sting, but the Blade Runners were just too obscure for the first couple of years (if you are doing your research from Europe, anyways). The oldest I could find was also Tojo. Also, enjoy the show, please keep in going!

I live 30 miles from Altoona, Pa. 50 from Punxsutawney, Pa. I've been to many wrestling shows at the "famous" Jaffa Mosque, where Jim had once split a fan with his tennis racket. 😂😂😂

"You make me come, You make me complete, You make me completely miserable" Jim says at some point is a song by pop punk group Lit who are best known for their song "My Own Worst Enemy".

IMO Jamie Dundee is the greatest interviewer ever, course he only interviews himself but it's the best damn shoot interview you'll ever see! Keep flying man.

Jerry the king Lawler has more lives than Catwoman. He's going to out live us all. Get well Jerry the king Lawler.

Jim's morning Russo

Hahaha that Westshore ad spot was pure chaos

11:00 .... My morning RUSSO💩! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Leva me alone! Leva your number after the beep! Leva your wife or I tell her everything and she Leva you. 🎤Leva yes guns at home child, don't take yer guns to town, Leva yer guns at home🎤

Plain Cheerios have almost zero sugar...but I do like the Magic Spoon reference!

This is a case of Jim "not loving wrestling again" time for Jericho to hop on Twitter.😂😂😂

ok, as a Dr. & RN, us doctors have seen it all. so go to the damn doctor. & a colonoscopy saved my dad from dying of prostate cancer. you don't want to die just because you're too stubborn & 'proud" to go to the doctor.

i remember when i was in Rikers MondayNight Raw was on , and the crowd cheering this is awesome , while this prisoner just punished the guys sphinx it was gwoss

28:00 holy shit 😂 that was great

I'm from Ontario, Canada and ivd never heard of that groundhog lol.

I see this completely differently.... Bobby Heenan was funny as hell on commentary. Jim Cornette is the best heat magnet of a manager there ever was. He carried Beautiful Bobby and Loverboy Dennis Condrey. I believe I heard The Midnight Express speak maybe twice. Jim's Promos would piss you off the second he opened his mouth.

Only Jim can tell a story about shit and I'm like AEW I'm all in😂😂😂

"Bukkake knee"🤣🤣🤣

New favorite show came up on autoplay

24:00 that was priceless

Lmaoooo the jim saying he ate magic spoon was all a lie comment

I wish Britt baker was in wwe. Her look, presentation and move set just shouts, ‘WWE’. Plus, she won’t have career ending matches every week.

Kevin Dunn catching strays lol.

Maybe Jim has something in his home museum.......... There is a little dusty pro wrestling history that appears lost in time -- there once was the Diamond Belt World Heavyweight Championship (1920s, 1930s, {1940s?}) that sketchily seemed to have been a big thing in Europe and North America for several decades. The legendary Dan Kolov was the first to become a two-time champion......but even his 2020 posthumous induction into the Wrestling Observer HOF only mentions him being a two-time European Heavyweight Champion (though that number may actually be three). Kolov's Cagematch page is obviously incomplete -- there is just so much such a site can do in tracking down stats. The OWW entry ("Koloff was the first wrestler who captured professional heavyweight wrestling’s ‘Diamond Belt’ twice.") was used on his Wikipedia page. Wrestlingdata has better stats, but there are even plenty of holes with European Championship title reigns (dates/days). Diamond Belt World Heavyweight Championship does sound like a slick looking belt for the era, though.

My younger brother was in a tent at 5, in 1987 due to pneumonia and ear problems just like Corny was talking about, u were a really sick kid if that was administered back then!!! Great show as always guys and my bday is groundhog day 😂😂!!!!

U mean to tell me they gave you medication?? Dam they did me wrong..😂

When a program start with a ass talk of jim corny god you know is going to be a classic.

Not even the good doctor can fix those buck teef.

That west shore home commercial was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Happy friday cult

I don’t think Stacey keibler was supposed to be a wrestler the wwe just tried to make her one. I think she was supposed to be like sunny. But a better human in every way. Her work with Test was brilliant from my memory and helped get him over. Not every woman is a wrestler and not every woman is just eye candy or a mouth piece. But there are people like that. Not every guy is a macho badass wrestler. Some are pampered mammas boys with a quick wit.

Can someone post the time mark for him talking about Bucky the beaver?

Say what you want. I'm SO ready for that CM Christ- gimmick! All he needs to do is his Go To Sleep from the Top Rope and rename it "Divine Intervention". Ofcourse the drawbacks are that: 1) the Bucks can now be legitimate babyfaces, 2) Jericho's Judas Kiss is to perfect to pass up. It lends itself real well to a Jericho vs Punk match.

Jim accusing Leva Bates of *"fake selling*" is willlllllld tho

Say what you want but more people wanted to see Sami vs Cody. The booking of course will determine how that works out for Sami.

Hey Jim been watching wrestling and you since back in the old cobb county civic center days but I'm going to guess just from my some odd 30 years of watching wrestling that the reason for the rating raise at 9:45pm is that most wives are going to watch there show no matter what but as far as my house hold goes that's fine but we're tuning the channel back to smackdown at 9:45 no matter what you can have the TV all night but it's going to be on smackdown at 9:45 for sure so maybe they should do the whole segment where Roman Reins comes out at 8:00 and does the whole you got till 9:00 and then they don't show up then so Roman then says I'm going to come back out here one time but don't say when and see how there ratings do then for the whole show just a thought. Thank you sir for your contribution to the sport and your entertainment even till this day with ur podcast.

Jim cornette loves sprite zero the same way I love candy apples and pasta.

London Kentucky loves ya

Lmao 🤣 i love this episode so much 🙂😁💯❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

This is for last Wednesday?

I think that a man who can't operate his own cell phone should reevaluate what constitutes an idiot. Not only did I think it was a Neil Diamond song but I can also operate a cell phone without my wife's help

"Standard opening." XD

I don't see colonoscopies as a laughing matter. I see it more as a money grab from the medical field. I was told after mine that went have to have another one for 10 years. 6 hours later I'm an emergency surgery with a perforated intestine. They ended up doing an ostomy with a bag on me and had to spend 7 Days in the hospital. Then three months later have to go back to the hospital to be put back together and remove the bag. Then had to have hernia surgery where the bag was. I called three different attorneys and none of them would take the case because it's listed as a risk of the procedure. The hospital even had me pay the maximum out-of-pocket. They took a year of my life and changed my life forever. I told them what they could do with their colonoscopy.

“Magic spoon, it was all a lie!”

Bunny should come back wearing a Phantom of the Opera style domino mask like undertaker did when Mabel broke his orbital socket. And start calling herself dark Bunny

Don’t know if Brian or Jim read these but I just looked up the AEW video game and it states that there will be so many wrestlers in the game except for FTR, lmao why? Also THQ and Yukes are creating the game which could tank the whole thing cause WWE used THQ and Yukes throughout the years and WWE had a lot of problems with many complaints on the gameplay and the glitching this outta be good Tony is gonna fall into depression after this lol

Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Thanks Jim and Brian!!!

Quality doctor that Boom-botz

i would love a best of charlie video lol

Jim: ".....and then it felt like somebody hit me in the fuckin stomach with a baseball bat!!!" Me: "Dayum!! They were all up in Corny's guts whilst he was under, my God!!! That poor fella! They wrecked his fuckin rectum! Must've been either Russo or Deathmatch fans!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did Brian just say he was the best interviewer?!? Haha......that made me laugh

Water is just unflavored Sprite Zero.😅😅😅

This is hilarious

3:58 😭

Damn, I can use Kevin dunn teeth as a can opener cuz my can opener was stolen🤷

No way this dude still has Hamster Teeth ?

Bill Cosby is a real doctor lol

I definitely hope the doctors ate able to figure out what's wrong with jim we lost jay briscoe I ain't tryna lose jim cornette too❤

Always thumbs up from me here 😂

Holy shit this was so damn funny 😂 Jim is always killing me

That thumbnail is amazing I literally cannot breathe

Mjf promo...best of all time.

I don't know I definitely would go to church of CM Christ.

Cm Christ - I guarantee punk uses this in a promo at some point, so good

Yes! I'm 53rd to like this, I'll have you know.

Wait Bandy and Otis weren't a couple!? 😂

Drink the green crap with Vodka. The GF has had a of 'those' done Jimmy. Goes down much better with Vodka. ;)

Wow! Im shocked, Corny using a conservative joke “Dr. VINNY Boombatz”🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gatorade 😨 is good as a mfkr lol

Cornett got all uppity about the rating of the game because one of the warnings was "the use of alcohol"....and he said "who's drinking on aew. Nobody ever drinks on aew"....lol ....c'mon right out the gate I'm thinking Chris Jerichos catch phrase....touch of the bubbley? With the champagne bottles?...and Jeff Hardy....in real life? Lol. Jk.

Plumber on frog violence happens more than you would think those little fuckers get up in pipes a lot down here in Florida

I think it would be fascinating that down the road after having a year long title reign as a baby-face champion with Cody Rhodes, that after a year you turn him heel an after Roman fires Paul Hayman, then have Paul Hayman work with a heel Cody. That would be phenomenal 🙂

Not sure how relevant TV ratings are, how many people watch AEW online, with FITE subscription for example.

Colonoscopy, the old school butthurt, lol......

Some of these new video games are quite disturbing when you first see the realistic violent scenes. But you get accustom to it very quickly

Yes I would call the police over AEW, not because of MJF but because of the indie, carny sewage that is the product.

I love that Corny doesn't understand the ESRB rating system. It is stupidly backwards. And the only reason why it ever existed in the first place was because of nosey helicopter parent groups.

This is the 1st time I've been this early!!!!

Why does Jim love MJF so much? Am I missing something?

CM Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣