Jim Cornette on AEW's Injury List 

I laughed out loud, nearly snorted

I refuse to believe Mercedes has actually been injured this long unless she has like no insurance

Her brain is one big angle injury

The only person that ever cared about Sasha Banks was that little girl that got the sunglasses

'you still got it' *clap clap clapclapclap*

Cocaine and cocaine accessories

Amazing

​@@greghuffman3061I tell ya hwhat.

God dammit, Tony!

Even at 10 pm the boy ain't right

Literally just going to type that 😂😂

Cocaine and cocaine accessories

​@@greghuffman3061I'll just take the cocaine you guys always try upselling me on this bull crap

Thats a mcdonalds straw 😂​@@greghuffman3061

lol I just typed this joke then saw you beat me to it

And got sent to the WV Supreme Court arguing if anyone could actually say that many cuss words in such a short amount of time.

Yup even Sting was doing it and Vince Russo pissing off Hulk Hogan didn't win them any favors

There contract was sit at home and get paid or end there contract and take there chances with Wwe

@@mcbubbles2492look at what happened to DDP, took the buyout and for what.

@@registereduserto this very day the way WWF treated DDP pisses me off. That entire storyline was garbage and I doubt Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes could have found a way to pull it off. Just another example of VKM being a child immature petty little bitch. Same reason he put HHH over Sting. At a convention many many moons ago, I heard someone say something that rings truer than true…had Booker T been a white guy, they’d have buried him too! No doubt they were delicate with him being a black guy and not wanting to come across as racist even though HHH had already gone there. But at the same time, it speaks to just how awesome Booker was. He was able to overcome a pure burial intention and find a way to make the system work in his favor.

Not really they were paid to stay home

New t-shirt idea Aew

​@@user-rx2hw8up2jTony Khan might print those if it's trending on X

He was just trying to get off the roster

Gonna be the title of his biography

Bus: broken headlight. Hit by Darby Allin

Peggy: I dont know whats worse, how you treat your wife, or how you treat your son Cotton: Well, think about it

He's gonna go put more hot sauce on his ahole

Still sees unicorns everywhere. What a modern Colt Seavers.

Many men (and a few women) have attempted to please Gigi Dolan and failed miserably.

@@asurlybarber3620wait he was dating Gigi Dolin

​@@jeremiahnewson2260 Married from 2018 to 2020.

Allegedly

I heard Rikishi did it.....for the Rock...for the People

@@ZartanDread 🤣🤣

Douchebag was probably riding a skateboard across the street

The bus was supposed to put Darby over, but he told Tony "That's not gonna work for me, brother"

" now you listen to me Mr. Khan I got my shins blown off and was left in a ditch eating worms and maggots for protein for a week and still beat the Japs now you want me to lose to Pockets?!"

"My son's a pump jockey! He works at a gas station!"

Going off like Scott Steiner at Forbidden Door.

@@keni95851Pump jockey! Works for tips! 😂

​@@keni95851It's he's a pump jockey works for tips.

Is that you Dave???

That's just as good as 24 stars

Too high cause it's not in the Tokyo Dome....

​@@mjcastro82It was in the Propane dome 😂

Junichiro Hill in the Tokyo dome wouldve got 27 1/2 ⭐s

I get the vibe he only had to do that bc he got on the Friends' bad side. If you're in AEW and you're buddies with the Balding Bucks you're prolly taken care of better I imagine

Well, to be fair, Tony's only just now hearing about it. "Thanks Jim, that was great.🛎 I'll have to look into that ..."

WHAT? WHEN? WHY??? (In regards to Max Caster)

@@0newingedcrow because of his rap on AEW Dynasty

@@klawstecno2083 oh no... I didn't see Dynasty so I'm headed to Google right now. Thank you so much for the fast response!

@@0newingedcrow by now, i think you already see the clip😅 It was basically Max Caster saying that he would commit sexually abuse on Jay White🤦🏻‍♀️ Jim and Brian talked about it on the Review of AEW Dynasty, so when you have some time, go check it out✌🏻

@@klawstecno2083 you're right on all counts! That was insane!...

Can we please stop referring to them as wrestling?

Lookup wwe injury list

lmao

I honestly think most the "injured" realize they signed up to be on a clown show instead of a wrestling show & figure TK will pay them to sit at home. So they're just getting a paid vacation

AEDUB AEDUB AWDUB

More like AEWWII. LOL Cotton was a tough old bastard. He could probably take 95% of the roster.

I don't want to see anyone get injured but when OceanSpreay finally does in the slop shop that is AEW, the IWC is going to have a field day.

You forgot feelings hurt so bad he decided to resort to using a 20 year old joke about sleeping with the boss’ daughter.

@@robertnapier624That was still the worst comeback of all times. Maybe if Steph looked like a disfigured ogre, but damn….what heterosexual male wouldn’t hit that if given the chance?

He is WWE bound as it's a guarantee, especially when he has Cody and Punk backing him.

Yea wasn't he there at Mania?

@@452syajowt He was there, I think he have been in Mania behind scenes to support Cody for all his Mania matches.

@@jeffmendez02 Thanks. I see him going to WWE for sure and I can't wait. I looked up to him when I was wrestling. Him, Keith Lee, Sammy Guevara and Athena were all locals back when I first started. Never got to onow him, but he is really talented. Sammy is a legit douche. Athena was an assistant coach of mine at one point. Very hard worker. Gonna pop so hard when Ricky Starks debuts in WWE!

@@452syajowt Exactly 💯 Starks will do business.

Punk dropping a deuce is more interesting than AEW

AEW is about as safe a workplace as Chernobyl's no. 4 reactor was in late April 1986. And the staff working at Chernobyl that night were more qualified/experienced in their line of work than most of AEW's roster. Plus, Anatoliy Dyatlov (the man in charge that night) was a much better personnel manager than TK could ever hope to be.

@@bury_the_elite65294And most of them died of acute radiation poisoning, which is about as painful as watching Dynamite.

And Trips didn’t even mention ospreay by name. He could have been referring to any wrestler and any promotion. Wether it be aew, mlw, TNA or some promotion no one has ever heard of.

To be fair he was talking about the sexual allegations from that Jericho accusation, that was the question leading to the safest company phrase...

@@romelmunoz7957 Yet they kept Jericho and got rid of Kylie Rae... Sounds safe to me.

@@availxe8639😰

He didn’t say anything negative about MJF here though. He’s trying to save his career

254 area code?

@@452syajowt 409.

​936. So pretty close lol

@bjg8638 Nice. I've read somewhere Arlen was loosely based off of the Temple, TX area. Hence the Army base.

@452syajowt I haven't heard that but it makes sense. They nailed the vibe perfectly.

But you can't feel sorry for them. They are all still making 6 figures while sitting at home doing nothing. They are living the life.

Like the time Cena got stabbed in a night club by Carlito's bodyguard.

And you'd be certain that The Elite were driving the bus, like some screwed up version of the Rikishi/Stone Cold angle.

@@nickcrawford2456 they did it for the rock.

Broke mine when I was 18 in the military, was back in work Monday 😂

@@NJTRAF ibuprofen is a wonder drug

@@johnjones8888 don’t forget the tubigrip mate

You are so right about that!

Except for the fact that with the AEW crowd, Sammy will draw far more than Mercedes Money...... Tony should have the balls to tell her that she knew he was there when she signed, so deal with it.

@@johnjones8888 tony doesn't see it that way though, his likes his mercedes doll better than the sammy figure

@@DundaMifflin perhaps. Though as of now it seems he still likes his orange juice toy more than his Mercedes toy.

Hulu

Because they don't have that top-guy drive of trying to always be in tv. If you have the mentality of catching a break and then coasting, AEW is the place for you. Plus it's not like they lose their push, no one gets over anyways.

Lee is kinda pathetic

That's what happens when you leave him in catering for too long 😂

Nah Starks got legit concussed by one of Top Flight kicking him in the back of his head. Then giving him a DDT instead of pinning him.

Geez. What ever happened to him? People treated him like a big deal for a minute.

​@mrwednesdaynight he got released ages ago