Jim Cornette Reads Confessions Of A Ring Rat on The Superpodcast 

This may be the greatest RU-vid video/podcast clip ever recorded.

Didn't know Aussie girls spoke cockney lol 😂

"I met him through TIGER JEET SINGH!!!"

Warning: don't drink or eat while listening to this! LOL!

As a Melbourne Pro Wrestler, we all know sue. She's famous. Much loved fan and member of the wrestling community here...

Not lying. I'm in the midst of stage 4 pancreatic cancer and the misery of chemotherapy. This made me laugh out loud! Thank you!

Brian when doing the lady's voice sounds exactly like Mrs. Cohen from Mothy Python's Life of Brian 🤣

When she said Iron Sheik humiliated her I thought she was going to say she put her in the camel clutch while hitting it.

I know I'm super late to this party. But this was too funny! LOL 😂😂 we definitely need more of these readings. Pure gold lol.

Sounds like the Monty Python "women."

'have I been used?...yeah'

the mid south ring rats are a "hearty breed". jeezus.

"I was with one of the other midgets..." LOL

Wee Willie Wilson...from Florida.

I remember a mother daughter rat team working the Memphis boys when they would do shows in Lexington, KY. Both were quite nice, but I would have rather had Faith in something else.

Have always come back to watch this at least once a year still hilarious

This is the best shit in a long time.

I can't believe I've never listened to this until now, LOL. They need to do more of these. 😄😄😄

I take it Sue was too old for Lawler's taste.

Sue is Paige's real mom.

Everytime I hear Brian doing a female voice I get the urge to watch old Monty Python skits

I didn't know Jim and Brian knew the queen of England. They had her reading her own bio. (Sue is Elizabeth's pen name!)😆

Love the Monty Pythonesque Pepper Pot version of Sue the Shooter .

Google her image from the 70's ,who in the hail would have anything to do with her and even today she reminds me of the lady from the insurance company that tells jimmy that he is 7th in line when he broke down on the side of the road.

Well, this is going into the favorites

OMG This is Gold! Almost wrecked my car! Moondog Spot. lol

the fucking most hilarious thing ever

This video deserves WAAAAAAAY more views. Avid Corny and Brian fan and have never heard this story before. Might be the funniest thing I've heard in the last six months.

Sounds like a Monty Python skit!!!!

Ivan Kolloff??? Ye gods...

That was one of the funniest things I have ever listened to. 😂

Well, if you NEVER want to get aroused ever again.....man or woman......listen to THIS video. XD

As soon as I saw "Cornette reads letter" I clicked on the like button. This is gonna be fun

Omg I am SO glad I found this as I'm about to head out on a road trip! Perfect thing for the drive !!

Brian Tweeted out this video today. Someone had said this was Brian's best imitation & that Jim & Brian should replay this on one of their shows. I agree. Lots of new podcast listeners have probably never heard this. It's gold.

Poor Herc couldn't get it up.

oh my god i fuckin died laughing

Holly crap that was funny! I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard!

I'm literally crying, omgggggg, lmfaoooo

Someone make this movie.

4:00 "I was with one of the other midgets" :D

Oh god. That made me laugh . Tears in my eyes.

Jim looses his shhiitt from 4:04 too 4:30 lol I died

Jesus Christ, I can’t stop crying. This is so absurd and I love it so much.

OMG!! Im in tears laughing so hard and was eating I choked on Pizza!!

The fact these two haven’t been hired to read the audiobook versions of the autobiographies of wrestlers is a crime. A damn crime! Imagine Cornette and Last reading Hogan’s biography. Especially when it gets to the Bubba the Love Sponge bit.

there are so many give aways. i cant imagine a rat using the word "mark" or "face" and "heel"

4:01 Cornette sounds like he's about to burst! lol

poor Hercules getting his business aired out in the newspaper.

This is great lol pissed myself

I died laughing reading the actual article some time ago. That someone would admit that this was something they were proud of in their lives... *shakes head*

I thought the Harley and Bruno tributes were great stuff, but Shooter Sue has them beat

Brian Lasts' finest hour.

Ha ha, Jim Cornette said "rooted"...

This reminds me of Jackie Martling reading excerpts from "Quivers: A Life" on Howard Stern.

Sounds like Edith Bunker to me.

this story hurt my brain 🙂

Could Sue be Billy Kay's mum? 😂

Yeah...bad idea listening to this during lunch...

This is funniest video on RU-vid ...easily

Imagine this voice as a phone sex operator.......

If she wrote a book, I bet it would be a fun read.

Brisko hit dislike 14 times.......

This is pure gold!!!

This is THE MOST entertaining thing I’ve heard I a long time 😂😂😂😂

I would buy tickets to see this as a skit.

her father must've been so proud

It would've been even funnier if Cornette read it with a fake Aussie accent.

Yowza! That's the good stuff.

wow this is awesome

This is the Greatest thing Ever!!!

Puts a new look on tag teams

I'm mad I'm just hearing this for the first time. I'm crying. 😅😅😂😂

When I was around 12 years old there was a lady that lived a few doors down from us. She would babysit myself and my baby sister every once in awhile for my mom and she was a huge wrestling fan. Well a JCP fan, she didn’t care for the WWF at that time. Anyway she would take me to the matches all of the time. She also would take her two daughters who were probably around 20-23 years old at the time I believe. They would get all dolled up for the matches like they were going out to the club or on a date. We usually sat somewhere within the first 5 rows and usually right by the aisle way. I quickly noticed that a lot of the wrestlers would come to that side of the aisle and give me a high five and usually say something to the girls. Both were attractive, one blonde and one brunette. After the matches we would always go across the street from the arena to the hotel and wait in the lobby for the wrestlers to come in. I would get autographs and pics with them. Everyone from the Road Warriors,Ronnie Garvin, Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy V, etc. One night we are there and in come the Horseman. They come right over to us and they start talking to the girls. It was obvious to me even at 12 that they knew who they were. I ended up getting my picture taken with them and then Ric Flair said to me, okay kid I gotta go. It’s time for your babysitters to tuck me in for the night. 😂 the girls left with them while me and their mom left to go home. I remember her telling me on the ride home how they were good friends with Flair and how they go out to the bar together whenever he’s in town. I wasn’t stupid. I knew he was banging her daughters and so did she. 😂😂

Can we have more of this?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sweet Baby Jesus is this awkward.

Do they still do readings of Sue on recent podcasts?

I laugh so hard I cried. This is the best thing I have ever heard.

Holy Christ!!!lolz

Sheiki baby always multitask even when arena rats are around.

Jim cornette wrestling comedy gold 💯

this old stuff is great!!!!

Funniest thing Cornette has ever done. He needs to do FAR more dramatic readings.

There's nothing wrong with ratting.

This is hilarious!

This is why headphones were invented people

She's Australian, not British! Also I want to meet her daughter

That was absolutely amazing.

As someone who has met her, this is crazy. 😅

lmfao

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wrestlers shoot on Sue The Shooter.... Literally.

LMAOL !!!!!!!

Oh god lol

Who else was sent here from the JC experience 125?

Hahahahahaha

The biz needs more rats. You are not a real worker until you bring a rizz into the biz

What The hell did I just listen to😂😂😂

Omg someone animate this please haha