Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (April 10, 2024) 

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bruh back the FTR vs the bucks was a dream match. Now its cold shit without hype

Agreed! I used to love FTR but not after these bs promos. I'm done with AEW.

I don't mind Cash but Dax is cringe personified. Oh my life my wife my girl just shut up no one cares about you

FTR are great workers, but they don’t seem too bright.

He also did a classic interview with Ultimate Warrior too.

Deserves to be in the WWE HOF.

'THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF LATE NIGHT TV!!' Arsenio got a huge pop after that! 😅

The segments with Bad News Brown, The Twin Towers & Slick and especially Rick Rude were tremendous. Rick having tights with Arsenio’s face on it was hilarious.

Personal favorites are him going back and forth with Bobby Heenan when interviewing Rick Rude and Bad News Brown.

But he’s so fun, the way he laughs at all of his own jokes! I love when he ruins sketches by laughing at himself while saying his lines!

​@@seanbarton4940 He does a great Chris Rock, though.

@@bled83neil young, Adam sandler, etc etc. Top notch impressionist, bafflingly lousy late night show host.

They should replace him with Arsenio Hall. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

1am😅

So true! I think they stopped paying their light bill as a cost -cutting measure instead of cutting more wrestlers.

they try to cut down on the electric bill to compensate for paying mercedes "give me my" moné

And every week there is a table spot.

"You are a clown, I quit" he literally fear for his life when Punk came screaming at him and not the previously reported lunging at him so Tony basically lied and became a sissy after the footage aired 😂😂😂

And employs referees who several times have proven have no care for the wrestlers' safety. They literally pulled a Jon Moxley with Ricky Starks not even 2 weeks ago.

​@@BBoy4040great point! And the ref that didn't call Sammy Vs Jeff. And Sammy Vs Matt. Oh yeah! And someone let Darby do THAT glass spot!!!! Right Tony?! Tony; "AEW has the best safety record of any wrestling company in the world. We have the best safety record of any wrestling company, and I would hold the record of AEW on safety against any wrestling company in the world and I think AEW is the safest place for pro wrestling." 🤡

All Emergency Ward

That is because the flippy shit is fake but what Punk did was real.

That might happen. When AEW started, we got less of this CM Punk chants, crowd waves and Randy savage chants. People have said the malcontents went to AEW so technically, those may be the same people. They sure were chanting CM Punk during that backstage footage.

The AEW people won’t get it though

I was thinking about wanting so much a darkside of the ring, but i almost bet you that half of it would be the elite, meltzer and friends gaslighting the hell out of us with lies.

And for some context to the JCE

"The production team reached out Tony Khan but refused to be part of the documentary" 😂😂😂

The infamous April 10th episode of aew dynamite next sseasons opener

Oh, that security cam clip will be the opening to that episode. Followed by a clip of Omega admitting he was in way over his head.

😂 🤣

Tony S and Renne should hold a walkout. She looked offended being a part of the WO promo.

​@@QAZ-OMENLMAO Renee's face was the icing on the cake plus why would will osprey use an old joke from back in the day that doesn't fit now since triple h and Stephanie are married and have kids.

What did Kenny say? Where can I find that?

​@QAZ-OMEN was on one of his gaming streams, said he thought he was a bad EVP, doesn't mind people having a scrap to get issues resolved, has no issue with Punk and doesn't agree with how other people wanted to resolve Brawl Out

@vikram-ro6fu That sounds reasonable. I did hear somewhere that him and Punk kind of talked things over. I agree sometimes a brawl is nessasary. I can't tell you how many times I've fought with my bros/my sisters and my friends only to get over it and be closer because off.

@@vikram-ro6fuNot only that Jim’s an animal lover so he’ll like to hear that Kenny protected Larry.

@@QAZ-OMEN About the Bucks/FTR angle and the footage and Kenny being EVP: “Just because I represent a company or because I am an employee at one company over another, does that mean I love every storyline? Does that mean that I agree with every decision? No, of course not. I’m not the booker. I don’t have power, I haven’t had power for more than four years now in that company and I know that’s gonna sound odd because like, well Kenny, you’re an EVP. I’m nothing. I am nothing, and I’ll tell you why, it’s because I’m a terrible EVP. I don’t deserve to be an EVP. “If people wanna ask for my advice, I’ll do my best to help them. If there’s a fire to put out backstage, I’m gonna do my best to be that person. But, if we go back and I don’t want to have to comment on it, but I’ll do it, just because it adds context to it. “I thought my duty as an EVP during Brawl Out would be to enter the situation while there was chaos, de-escalate it and create a peaceful environment for everyone. I was able to create a peaceful environment for most important person in that altercation and that was Larry and I swear to God, honestly, that was my biggest - and that sounds funny but, I look at animals and our pets as people and Dobby of course (Omega’s cat), one of the most important people in my life. So, to get little Larry out of there was the most important thing to me and that was a success. “Unfortunately, try as I may, things were too chaotic for me to be able to do anything on my own power… I believe it was in that instance when I realized that the way that I wanted to go about things wasn’t necessarily the way that other people wanted to, was also the way that other people necessarily didn’t want to and then it was also maybe not the way that the boss wanted to take care of it and I also thought of myself as a liability because I am, I don’t wanna say old school, I’m not old school. I just played a lot of contact sports and I’ve gotten into jiu-jitsu and boxing and mixed martial arts. I just know that sometimes, when you perform or when you fight, when everything’s on the line, when you give your heart, when you give your soul towards something and you’re in that moment of high stress or high anxiety where you’ve maybe emptied the tank and you’re just physically exhausted… But when you’re in an environment like that, sometimes emotions get the best of you and people will wanna throw hands… and I am unfortunately or fortunately a believer of it. I think if it’s decided, hey, this is the best way to solve things and you can shake hands after and move on after, I’m actually a believer of fighting. “I am and that sounds terrible to say which is why, like, don’t make me an EVP in 2024. We can’t do that stuff anymore. I just feel that sometimes, that’s how you have to settle things. Sometimes, and I don’t mean you have to settle it and then it has to be shown on-screen to everyone or people have to brag online about who won, who lost. No, it’s not for that purpose. It’s for the purpose of just getting that stuff out that you need to get out, and I’ll admit, there were a number of times, even now with me, where I thought that-that might have been the most appropriate answer. It never came to that. We were able to talk things out and we became better friends and there was a level of respect at that point on between myself and these other parties and maybe I’ll share these stories later. It’s crazy. “As much as I’ll believe in cooler heads prevailing, sitting down and talking, sometimes there’s just like, hey, I can’t even think straight until I start throwing some hay, you know? Or maybe that I need to be smacked on a little bit, whatever the case might be. I think if it’s a contained scenario and if it’s not a situation where, you know, there’s pulling people’s eyeballs out, low blows, hair-pulling or scratching, you know what I mean? If it’s just like, hey, let’s just hang and bang a little bit. I can see it sometimes being conducive for a positive work environment. “Again, this is exactly why I have no power nor should I. So, that’s just how I feel and I’m gonna leave it at that.” About CM Punk: “Status with Punk right now? Um, I don’t know. It’s just mutual respect. We reached out to each other… I can’t really think of anyone that I dislike or have an issue with, especially an issue with wrestling… It’s not like, hey, we’re good now. It’s we were never bad. Honestly, if it weren’t for a complete other factor, we would have been able to have that talk on the night of Brawl Out. There’s no issue between him and I, as far I know (Omega laughed). I don’t think there is at all. “That’s another thing too guys. I don’t wanna seem standoffish or secretive about what happened. Yes, there’s legalities and all that stuff but even if there wasn’t, and I know this is gonna sound weird because I’ve done a lot of comedy stuff in wrestling, but like, I’m actually not a huge fan of pulling back the curtain on stuff that doesn’t need to be out in public… If for whatever reasons, guys were to fight or whatever, it’s not for the public to know. That’s just for them to air out their stuff to get it out of their system. That’s all I mean.”

Come on now , you know most wrestlers can't help but get distracted. Not even Roman is above it lol

You can't critique the Bucks' current heel run without being told "tHiS iS hoW theY wAnT yoU to ReACT"

I asked on a post how this isn’t a total embarrassment to everyone other than Punk and an AEW fan said this shows how the Bucks are delusional heels that think this would be a distraction and Perry will come back as a delusional heel too. I don’t get it.

Well it's also like, the footage exposes the business. It basically acknowledges that the shit they do in the ring is fake and all the kayfabe backstage brawls are just bullshit because a short scuffle between Punk and Perry is presented as real and somehow unprecedented.

​@stefanm2731 thats a very valid point. The countless backstage attacks = fine. A lil scuffle in Wembley = a firing, a boss scared for his life, a talent being absent from weekly shows for months and NDAs lol

She is a Bundy after all 😂

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!

At the end of WCW they have been but not on the TV... Most important part

I loved the film. Definitely an underrated musical

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi...the girl who's hard to get.

@@chriscornelius2518that guy sounded like Lou Costello 😅

Right, such simple artwork with very few lines, and you know exactly who it is each time. He's good.

A Samoan guy named Joe defending his world title against the son of Dusty Rhodes? Oh yeah, Tony just straight up ripped off Wrestlemania.

Aubrey Edwards is a douchebag human being. Probably the worst referee in pro wrestling history.

You could see her trying to position herself on the CCTV like it was on actual television.

She quickly realized this particular bit of damage control would require 237.4% more sockpuppet and bot accounts than usual, so she immediately got to work

It was hay feeding time at the barn

She should have turned her hindquarters and gave them a kick to get them to settle down.

And everybody in WWE is now counting the money they got from Wrestlemania. Looking ahead to their next shows which are all sold out for the next few months. They sold so many tickets that they have to scale back their sets to allow more seating so they can get more people in the arenas. If only AEW had two babyfaces like Cody and C.M. Punk, oh wait... they did and they let them leave.

Did you respond with "Your two biggest stars work for someone else!"

The supposed number 2 wrestling company.

And when NASCAR's third tier series races easily beat them in the ratings.

What's sad about that? UFL is great!

​@@kidcoyoteanarchyor as Roman Reigns would call it, the loser bracket

All of aew viewers already know about WWE, casual WWE fans don't know aew even exist . I was at a raw event earlier this year and guy sitting in front of me ask me whatever happened to the hardy Boyz and I said they're in aew, he ask me "what's an aew?".

@@kidcoyoteanarchydid you tell him what it was?

In Tony's Defense.. Vince has a Set of B@lls.. My Bad, Grapefruits 😂

He is a tough guy UFC training is brutal and to get to the octagon is really really hard and you have to be TOUGH to get through it.

Vince McMahon has had his butt kicked by two professional wrestlers. Now at least one of those ass kickings was fully deserved, and in that case Vince McMahon went on to hire that wrestler. Yes, I know people hate "King" Harley Race, you can say all you want about how Vince used Harley Race, but Vince McMahon didn't just talk tough to tough guys, he got stretched out by one and beaten up by another without feeling the need to hold a press conference about "fearing for his life". I don't like Vince Junior. Never really did even before the text messages confirmed at least some of the sexual allegations against him. I don't like Ariel Helwani. I don't like Eric Bischoff. I don't like Nick Kahn, never did even before I knew he had anything to do with wrestling. I don't like Triple H. Tony Khan has managed to make me root for, side with or appreciate all of them and probably some more I don't remember right now. I think I resent Tony Kahn for that more than anything else besides lying about his product. He makes me sorry for not supporting ROH more before he bought it. He makes me miss the fucking Sinclair Broadcast Group! The fuckers who let a pay per view cut out! At least there's were only ten dollars!

That annoyed me so much, but not as much as the "sparkling wine" being club soda. Like, I get it, you need club soda to wipe Thunder Rosa's face paint off, but why serve it to Renee Moxley-Good and Thunder Rosa too! Why are the other girls in the post match drinking it too! Everything they do needs to be a joke, unfunny ones too, the Ciabatta text-to-audio is not even funny, and as you said, phony as fuck.

@@HoraDelHumo I agree, don't know how these things get past the people in charge. The wholes set up was phony anyway. I really want aew to succeed and be a true alternative, but at the moment it's regressed so badly. I did make a comment prior to the wembley show it would be all down hill from there and why, and I've been proven right.

That House of Black program made them ice cold

House of Black was actually good on Collision when Punk was still there. Man, that feels like forever ago.

Don't they stream their PPVs? They have a stake in AEW selling PPVs so they get their share. Talk about objectivity in journalism.

@@HoraDelHumo Oh yeah they do don't they? No wonder everything is a B+ and up. Unless it's a woman's match.. why is that BR?

You should check out WhatCultures reviews on the shows. I don't know what they are injecting into their veins.

@@HoraDelHumo Turner owns Bleacher Report outright, has for about a decade now. They stream NHL games too.

@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma oh boy! That explains it all.

Yeah, listening to them was the best AEW programming I’ve had.

Because it's very easy to make fun of AEW. That's how bad they are. There's a lot to talk about and a lot to criticize

There’s so much horrible garbage on an episode of Dynamite, it takes more time to cover than 2 nights of one of the best Wrestlemania’s of all time. That’s how bad AEW is.

"if you're the smartest guy in the room you're in the wrong room" - billionaire Warren Buffett

Hell yeah

More money and less work.

"They have no real reason to stay there." Yes they do, it's called a contract. Supposedly Malachi Black and Miro have wanted out for over a year. Andrade basically started asking for his release after he signed. I'm sure there's others.

Is it really worse than THE GUY WITH NO LEGS or all the ones where people got horribly injured? AEW started bad and got worse

Sasha is not a star. She’s a start in her own mind. Her promos have been insane babble, her commentary was atrocious. And she still likely won’t wrestle for another month. And every time she is on TV viewers go away

@@tuuk17 you missed what I was saying completely! Sasha banks....her past character IS a fucking star, main eventing WrestleMania! Mone is.....well I've not seen her in aew....since I don't watch, but from what I've heard, it's God awful. Tony took a massive free agent in banks and put her into the midcard with rookies! Wtf is tony khlown thinking, she should already be their woman's champ! Tony...."Booker of the year" constantly takes previously big time talent and kills them off. I'm not talking about Mone...the character! It's funny, tony recognized her popularity in WWE to pay her a ton, yet to him she's midcard? Well, Cody, jade and punk quickly got tired of it, hopefully HOB, banks, swerve and a few others realize that if tony and the dumb bucks start getting jealous of your popularity, it's over! They will find a way to bitch until they get you out. I bet you thats what really happened with Cody and the dumb bucks!

lol.k

@@jonjones9917 100+ comments on here just feeding cornette to the YT algorithm 😭