Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (May 29, 2024) 

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"He can buy a basketball team. He can f---- that business up" 😂🤣

Mercedes dancing out of no where reminds me of Jade Cargill in aew, when she would just flex for no reason when trying to talk on the mic lol.

Imagine having a guy like Ricky Starks or Wardlow and you give jungle Jack off the push. Tony’s a complete clown

When Mercedes randomly stops talking and does the shimmy, it reminds me of that Ricky Bobby interview "I felt like I was on a spaship and uhhh...Im not sure what to do with my hands"

Who killed AEW on Vice next season

“I’m not saying that Stokely is not any good” I am….I am saying that Stokely is not any good.

Well, the Forum was probably darkened for a reason - to hide the possibly numerous empty seats.

All three of the last huge contracts are reduced to fighting for 4th 3rd and 2nd place belts. AWESOME booking!

"Some people in the crowd think her name is Cumule (CMLL)" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MJF must’ve spent some of his new contract money on a DeLorean, because it looked like he went back to 2000 then stole HHH’s HGH, and The Rock’s routine.

My name is Roger Murdock. I'm a pilot.

Thanks for the regular updates, Brian and Jim. Haven’t been able to fit Dynamite into my wrestling schedule since Big Little Brawlers started airing. I only take tall and jacked wrestlers seriously

The Roast of Rush 1:00:57 had me absolutely in stitches!!! 😂😂😂

Mercedes M O O O A N

"And they start chanting CM Punk CM Punk" Oh god... 😂 There has to be some AEW wrestlers that listen to this podcast and realise that Jim is right. There has to be.

Damn, Travis working overtime with KOTR and DON drawing plus whatever Jim wants to talk about RAW and Smackdown after KOTR

JC throwing out a Jethro Tull lyric wasn't on my bingo card.

We shoulda had Chris Daniels on Adam's lap as the art 😂

Travis heckel...its 8:44am in central Florida...im going ahead and calling it... F'n thumb nail of the day!!

These thumbnails just get better and better

Perfect timing after an exhausting morning.

The Lake show starring JC Abdul Jabar and Richie Rich light 😂😂😂

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Brian: 100% on the "long competitive squash matches." Perfect statement.

Heckle strikes again!! I know Corny is proficient with a tennis racket, but adding the 'Sky Hook' to his arsenal takes his game to another level.

@35:40 surprised they didn’t talk about Taz going off on Tony Schiavone

Cornette Abdul-Jabbar might be one of the greatest masterpieces of all time. Tony Khan as Jerry Buss is hilarious lmao 🤣

The Bathroom Break Brothers' shoes are a great definition of an eyesore.

Jericho's 5'10" with his lifts. The guy was 5'8" at best back in his prime.

Blue Sky

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I like how STUPID Tony Khan looks everytime. The thumbnails also help too lol

Great word to describe Mercedes’ speech is “contrived”

The consistency of Joe, forever over yet forever being overlooked. Like Godzilla popping his head above the water every so often to remind everybody... but he never destroys Tokyo, damnit.

Mercedes beating Willow exemplifies everything wrong with aew... its just not believeable that a 100 pound mone is going to beat a 300 pound willow. Further more Willow had a ton of momentum and popularity going into this year and it seems like its all for not... real dissapointing. Frustratingly dissapointing

When Mercedes does her little shimmy it literally looks like a skit that SNL would do

I see your CMLLtoe

Jim Cornette should have a new shirt out with his famous expression and the words IT WAS THERE!!!

Jim: On Swerve v Dino, if you kicked out of my finish, I'd injure you. If tony won't protect THE business, I WILL protect MY business. I'm not going to look like a stooge because you want to kick out of everything.

They still haven’t used Kamille! 😂

When they announced the Bounty Hunter Brian Keith I thought, "Holy shit, the guy from Hardcastle and McCormick is still alive?!"

Next week: a review of MJF’s return. And nothing after that.

Rocky Romero is on tv, Starks isn’t! 👀

I have always said Mercedes mone was always the third wheel of the four horsewomen… there’s a reason they lumbered bayley with her for years and it’s because she can’t talk and can’t help but come over as superficial.. she was only there because she’s “conventionally attractive” and has a famous cousin in snoop dogg.. her aew run has just proven that.

I'm Roger Murdoch. I'm a pilot. ✈️

I wish Okada was in WWE teaming with Shinsuke Nakamora. How cool would that coin drop be and then Shins entrance music coming out. That would be an incredible heel tag team.

How can anyone watch this show all the way through at this point?

Knew it from the start that Swerve was simply a Benchwarmer for osprey too win the title in Wembley....... BRUV

Travis deserves an award for that thumbnail 😂

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0:31 Personally I would switch out Kareem with Shaq!

MJF is going to face a guy that doesn’t how to said his name! It spell Rush but pronounced Roosh!

“See, I can driiive.” 😂😂😂

When Jim Cornette went off on a tangent and tried to fantasy book for Prince Nana as a REAL BOOKED BABYFACE MANAGER who is organically getting over with the crowd and makes the AEW Champion look better by being a good manager then realized that Nana would never be booked like a real manager in AEW because Swerve has not been booked like a real champion, it lowkey broke my heart to see the potential for hope in AEW's booking snuffed out by the reality of Tony Khan Booker of the Year's lack of talent for this. They had it in the Killswitch/Swerve match.

I would love for Jericho to put his ego aside and let the folk in the vortex like polite roast him "I was just thinking how great and not fat you are. And I wish when I am your age I have such a full, strong hairline. Not that you are old but.."

Tony lacks the self awareness to know that people laugh AT him, not WITH him. The last straw will be if he shouts out Tooney Town Wrestling and buys an exclusive replica puppet of Tooney Khan. Wait…that might get Jim to check out TTW.

The elite vs aew feud is booked backwards as well. Attacking Tony, big blowoff match, and now The Elite are going after Tony's flunkies

The Learning Difficulty Tree, Jericho walking around waving at everybody like Eugene.

Kareem Cornette isn't real. Kareem Cornette can't hurt me. 🙈

😂If that thumbnail didn't make you click, you have no sense of humor... Or probably already watching one of those "transparent try-on haul" videos.

The fabulous Forum! But dark 🕶️

1:13:27 if corny ever gets sick of wrestling, this is his audition for asmr work. 😆

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Every wrestler's alignment is banger.

"Speaking of Kurrs" is also brilliant

Hey Jim, who is the Forest Sage in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time? Jim: 43:45

That bounty hunter they got in aew , oompa loompa bounty hunter.

14:39 is not the first time jim has slapped himself in the face 😂😂😂 I think last time he did it bryan said the same thing and jim said "I'll do it again!"

Jim admitting the Jericho thing is kind of working now. I hate it cause I’ve been thinking the same thing lol

Jim's ear bud promo was an out of body experience. At least one of us scarfed down some "enhanced" brownies. Prob both of us.

Jerichogan needs to retire.

If it's too dark for the person getting jumped and none of the production staff can see who's doing the jumping, how is it the person doing the jumping can see the person they're jumping clear as day, at least enough so to navigate the room and precisely pick out their victim and get the hell out of Dodge before the lights come back on.

Your ads should be longer I think

I think Samoa Joe is one the few guys better off in AEW than WWE. He's been injured far less in AEW than WWE, who else can say that?

Jim needs to get a "They had an opportunity that they missed" bell. Ding!

I wonder if those fans that stuck around were waiting for MJF

I’ll bet my soul to Satan that Mercedes has the best cat on planet earth! Before you bash me just think…Iron Woman matches, in shape, beautiful, mixed, petite, dances like a stripper, Cali Valley girl etc! Oh yeah and she draws ratings! Corn you are wrong! 😂

OK. Youve got to know Corny got that bit @34:18 from 'Family Guy'. That's actuall one of my favourite jokes on the whole show. (It was when Brian was dating that older lady)

All the titles in AEW blend together. What is the difference between the TNT, Pure, International and Continents titles? Wasnt there the IWGP US Title floating about at one point too?

I rolled over that Kris Statlander comment

Well NXT drew 768 000 this week. Let's see if it beats AEW.

Jim basically saying they should've booked Okada like they did in New Japan....😂. Only TK would take the number 1 japanese babyface, with a ton of good will and cache with the western fans that watch AEW, and make him a f*cking heel...Say what you want about Gedo but he would never have let these clowns interact with Okada let alone put them in a faction together.

Im calling it now: Within 6 months, NXT will be beating AEW in the ratings. It's not even a prediction anymore, just straight fact.

Statlander comes out and she's bigger than... All of 'em. lol

Okada should have been brought in to save AEW from the EVPs as the baby face ringer for the new commissioner, Sting.

Poor okada from a king in Japan to a goof in aew

CMML or Cummull!

AEW dynamite just keeps getting worse each week whether it's the elite mercedes moan or chris jericho there's nothing that makes us want to watch week after week glad i don't watch dynamite as i normally do AEW just isn't that good anymore WWE is on fire while AEW isn't my question is why open the show with mercedes moan tony khan is basically saying please change the channel this isn't important and you see why less people are watching AEW this show has fallen off a cliff.

Rush should have been challenging MJF back when MJF had the belt and was a heel. AEW is so late with this it is unbelievable...well almost.

Mone sold out for money Naomi is doing better in the WWE

Jerry Buss Tony Khan isn't real - he can't hurt you. This video's thumbnail:

Why does he have the full review of the post double or nothing 2024 dynamite on here, and not the full review of double or nothing 2024 itself?

I'm grateful to you for make this videos you make me laugh every day 😆 😄 🤣

Stalin is the one that goes from heel to baby face and back weekly.

Horrible feeling they're building to Osprey - Pockets. Excalibur couldn't emphasise enough how the only reason Pockets lost was the assault earlier in the night he was selling.

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Kinda looks like cornetteazawa! 😮

I was there live, and Tony Khan stated live that his favorite movie is Time Cop. I really hope he didn't mean that. 😂

Credenzas, Ladders and Chairs match All In?