Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (April 17, 2024) 

I loved the delayed sell on the gut punch. And that it took midcard job guys 17 years to make the save 😂😂😂😂 Was Shad there for story, or did he come out "this is what I'm spending money on????"

@@Pogo113 hopefully the latter... Gonna make a hilarious segment on the rise & fall documentary when Shad makes him sell to WWE...🤣🤣🤣

Mae Young in her 80s sold the power bomb through table by Dudleys way better.

Tony has finally completed his evolution into Dixie Carter

Plus the softest TK Driver of all time.

Next week Tony is going to pull a Vince McMahon moment when he brought the NWO to kill the promotion he created due to having to share ownership, instead of the NWO it will be Jim Cornette.

This was so funny, the gut shot looked like he'd been shot and never sold the move, then that horrible tombstone spinney flip nonsense driver, this crap isn't rehearsed or someone said to Tony Klown no don't do it (like the CM Punk video) but he won't listen to common sense. I highly suspect that this'll be the lowest rated segment. The whole world continues to laugh at Tony Klown. Side Note: Even Linda McMahon sold the Tombstone better by Kane than TK sold that crap. Then after all this BS from the grave the Iron Sheik ran out to the ring, I can guess what he wanted or was just about to say "FAKING BULLSH*T"

@@jasmith85I wish Sheiky Baby was still here so he can make all 4 of those buffoons humble old country way.

After they did their finish on him it looked like he sold like he had a heart attack after some sugar

@@snkfan01 probably that Colombian sugar.

Watch it not even break 700,000 viewers😂 Edit:LOL

and most of you and 700k others WATCHED IT

​@@DynastyIcondude you are out here on a mission lol

The gauntlet match when it wasn’t a gauntlet match to determine an opponent for Roderick Strongs Title at Double or Nothing.

@@Rando-b2s You called it! LMAO 683k 🤣 cheers!

This is a full wcw moment 😂

It’s gotten to be straight up rotten. The last thing any of this people involved needed was more TV time

Of all of the people on this channel (besides myself, Kratosx23 and WarGhoulKharas) I knew you’d be on this like Eddie Kingston on a chopped cheese sandwich!

Jim is gonna rip this segment to shreds. The whole segment was so phony….it was like offspring of WCW 2000 and heel Dixie Carter levels of bad

@@markcampbell2702 Well being Tony is the love child of Herb Abrams and Dixie Carter it makes sense. Still, the best part was Shad Khan's face. Of course the funny this is there are still AEW faithful who are dying on their swords to defend this.

You could have left the word "wrestling" out of that sentence and it would still be accurate.

First Rule : Marks should never be owner and/or booker.

Herb crawled for Tony to run

@@rajakghosh6602 Second rule: Wrestlers shouldn't be bookers either.

Rule number 3. Manage your fucking employees

He will angle slam people while having a Broken Freakin Neck.😂😂😂😂😂

@@andisugeHe’s gonna come out in a neck brace like Christopher from the Sopranos did after he got jumped.

@chuckles9767 ratings hit all time low next week. In the words of Vinny Mac I GUARANTEE IT!🤣🤣🤣

@chuckles9767 lower around 680 and the bucks will hit around 540-590 at best. Watch what happens from now on. This was a worst idea than showing Punk footage.

That's what you need him to talk about a bunch of nonsense that doesn't even matter or have any value to this world how about he should probably talk about how WWE is not ran by a pedophile and anybody that supports that company or even watches anything of it or work for that company is either a pedophile or a pedophile supporter I think common sense don't you think that should be the big topic since they got rid of Vince McMahon for pooping on somebody's head and paying her millions of dollars it'll be common sense don't you think?

I think Jim’s DVR will freeze over and over again

@@robertnapier624 Unfortunately (or fortunately!) the segment was during the regular time block so Jim will be seeing it. If there was an overrun at all, it was very minimal this week - of all the weeks for that to occur.

@@robertnapier624 what makes you say that???

How many bookers and promoters haven't gotten involved?

@@patrickdaughdrill9326That’s not really the same thing though. Traditionally, bookers were actually in the business at some point. Promoters were also often ex-wrestlers too. TK shouldn’t be an onscreen character because, frankly, he isn’t good enough.

@@MichaelSmith-fq6hz yeah he shouldn't be on TV but it's his company, and he's probably getting worried so he's trying to get folks to talk about something other than backstage footage that kinda made everyone involved look like wimps.

Bad publicity is good publicity in AEW’s eyes

Here I was thinking I was still watching the Big Bang Theory 😂😂😂😂😂

You're shitting me, they're actually using Shad Khan as an on-air character now? Every time I think this company has sunk to a new low someone is right there with a bigger shovel.

Shad's face told you everything you needed to know. he was beyond embarrassed.

@@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour Trash.

@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma This has to be rock bottom. It's like TNAEWCW right now.

Spoiler😂

Tony sells like a 90 year old woman.

@@royconestoga7326that’s an insult! Even Mae Young could sell better than Tony 😂

@@royconestoga7326 a 90 year old woman sells better. Even Linda McMahon sold the Tombstone better.

@@danmann861 Mae Young at 90 could also beat the brakes off Tony with one arm tied behind her back.

😂😂😂😂💯

Jim taking pride of being Tombstone by a pro in Taker and watching bs like this

What was the purpose of flipping to do the Tombstone? It looked like he just slapped TK's ass on the way down. I laughed so hard when I saw it😂😂

The way he wrapped his legs around Matt Bucks head 😂

@@nickl660 "Scissor me Tony!"

Bazinga!

Somehow, he thought getting beat up by the tiniest wrestlers in the company wouldn't make him look ridiculous

He’s about to take back that inheritance

Trash.

The look on his face screams "I mean a mistake" as he looks down at the Mistake.

@matthewhostetter8974 looking like he wants to sue the Bucks for $100m but knows they spent it all on Bibles and chastity rings and he can't resell that shit 😭😭😭

Shad making mental notes to never give money to GOP again He's now pro choice

Yes!

Tony Khan couldn’t sell a punch!

​@@wilcee238or tickets

I Won’t Givea Phuck

"I give zero fucks and three shits!" 😅

Yes it was embarrassing bad

I thought I was the only one who heard that. It was noticeable during that Willow Nightingale segment

I couldn't hear half of what was said all night. Deeb couldn't be heard at all. When they started their Sudden Death Royal Rumble, I was like, WTF is this??

Let's hope for that nonsense. Right now it's just bad -- with Russo, we might be able to get funny bad.

@@RonMarek Exactly 💯

🤣

"Ya got me, brother"

HEY! Thats a fun event to go too. Don’t disrespect the Special Olympics like that.

"Hey daddy look, I took a bump like one of the boys. Daddy? Why the look?"

We finally found a bigger mark than Meltzer.

No Coke....Pepsi

You think they could run an angle where Okada thinks moxley is disrespecting the championship and have a program there? Could be a decent storyline maybe

@michaelmcmahon3099 much better idea than putting Okada with the buckaroos.

Technically it's a different championship, Okada was the IWGP Heavyweight Champion and Mox is the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, a merged championship between the Heavyweight and Intercontinental championships.

@@robcampion9917 It is the same championship lineally. I understand your point, but do you get what I mean? NJPW is a dead organization if Jon Moxley is the champ and he is an AEW wrestler, yet Okada is signed to AEW from NJPW and he was their greatest star. The whole thing is stupid. Is Jon Moxley or Swerve Strickland the champ? Who is the world champ? And if you paid silly money to poach Okada from NJPW why is he not the IGPW champ and we can have something interesting going on with the top guys?

@@xLesMoore Yeah I get what you're saying and Mox being the IWGP champ highlights what I think is one of the many causes of the low ticket sales and that is the fact that the let people compete for other promotions whose ticket prices are probably much cheaper than AEW, so people are seeing them there rather than paying for an AEW ticket.

What do we think the odds are that Tony makes himself champion?

For the kinda people that like that stuff, that’s the kinda stuff they like

When talent gets outside of WWE's grasp you really get a glimpse into how well WWE protects the image of their Stars.

I like watching her gyrate, but that's about all she has going for her.

@@Saddler1944 Cardona is infinitely more talented than Sasha then

Pillow Nightingale looks like a star next to the charisma vacuum she has become

To put it into more understandable Cult layman terms, how likely is the Clown Promotion to fill it to capacity? 🤔

Also bucks and Perry are only guys on roster Khan could take

@@northleedspoppa have you forgotten about Michael Nakazowa 😂

@@northleedspoppa and Jim would break his VCR and TV if he ever see Tony taking a bump from RIHOOOOOO

The ABA arena line was good too

He was out cold. Weak strike, to the abdomen, count to 100.