Jim Cornette Reviews Anarchy In The Arena at AEW Double Or Nothing 2024 

"IT'S REAL FIRE FIND ME A RIVER!!!" - Jack Perry while on fire

We are about 3 months away from TK coming out in a hooded robe surrounded by the corporate heels to say "it was me all along, Darby"!

Jack Perry finally got real heat, I'll be damned

If they set Perry on fire every single week, ill watch the show.

Jim's reaction to this literal dumpster fire is the only reason these kind of matches exist.

Jack Perry set on fire Tony: I sleep Jack Perry goozled Tony: Call HR

Uncle Dave gave this shit 4.5 stars.

They had CM Punk vs MJF not too long ago, and now their company is burying their new champion in an effort to convince their fans that Jungle Boy is their biggest heel.

This. Fucking. Match. Probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And then you book a guy that was SET ON FIRE to pin one of the best technicians ever.

they really hung this dude from the rafters, above the ring, 3 days after the date owen died 25 years ago, on a night when his widow was on the show... jesus fuckin christ man.

The fact that Martha Hart would not allow her husband to be honored by WWE, while simultaneously allowing these Jackass wannabees to put on a tournament with his name on it, is absolutely flabbergasting.

They somehow combined every single problem in AEW into a single match. Pretty incredible if you think about it.

Remember when people were crapping on AJ Styles fighting Daniel Bryan in Titan Tower? This match made that look like “Die Hard”. Yippie Kay Ye Brother Buckers!

I stopped drinking in 2016. This match made me wanna relapse.

The team that had the flamethrower lost. And the guy that was set on fire was the one who scored the winning pin... Let that sink in

I got a BBQ sandwich plate from Cook-Out, a big ass fountain Cheerwine, and the reaction I've been waiting for. What a great Saturday.

Here we go!

I believe Meltzer rated 7 of the matches on this ppv at least 4 stars including this match. Dave has completely just lost his mind and how anyone can take his opinion seriously is beyond me.

Someone needs to put the Limp Bizkit "keep rollin', rollin', rollin'!" lyrics to Tony spiraling down the ramp on loop for 20 mins.

Petition to call Anarchy in the Arena "Bullshit in the Building."

Reminder: Jack Perry put a video up of the fire stunt 3 months ago, showing him doing some kicks with his pants on fire

Why do they always do the dumbest sh*t when Dr. Martha Hart is there? 🤦‍♂

I really don’t know what’s more funnier, Jim’s review of Assholes in the Arena match, or reading the comment section? 😂

I’m so glad I never watch AEW but I’m so glad Jim and Brian do.

Harley Race is rolling in his grave.

The AmBuckulously Gay Duo!

Being set on fire and securing the winning fall makes John Cena blush.

Ah, the match better than every Kurt Angle match according to uncle Dave

Tony rolling down the ramp was comedy gold. I didn't think he could top the selling of the gut shot, but he proved me wrong.

Jungle Jack Off isn't worth being pissed on to put him out.

To quote Lego Batman in the Lego Movie. "What, the heck, is that?!?"

This is proof that Punk is the winner of this disaster. Tony is pushing Perry and O’Cody over Darby who’s actually a fan favorite just so he can be on tv and on someone’s storyline. Embarrassing

Im surprised Anarchy in the Arena didn't give Cornette a Stroke. This match was an absolute disgrace and a stain to the profession of professional wrestling.

Keep an eye out for my sign this Wednesday "Real Fire, Cry Me A River"

Uncle Dave and Bryan Alvarez claimed it was "very safe" and "not in bad taste" to hang Darby like that in the ring IN THE PRESENCE of Dr. Martha Hart. Now, if you have even an ounce of wisdom in your brain, think for one second if it's HORRIBLE or not. A Wrestler is hanged in the ring in front of someone who's beloved husband unfortunately died inside a ring when he was gonna slide down the ring using a rope but fell down. What the actual F? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Geez. I though you hate Nia Jax." Well done, Brian. 😆🤣

This match was so dumb, I'm surprised Meltzer didnt give it 5-stars

When Cornette wasn't saying jungle boy and was just saying j*** off I was losing it 😂😂😂

The refresh button can now have a long rest.

One we've all waited on everybody. This match was the fucking drizzling shits.

2:45 - 3 words to sum this up perfectly. Swerve, the champion, the main man, is not the main event. Even Tony's favourite world champion, Mox, was not the main event. This crap was. When the fans are chanting for a song, as good as it is, you must know nothing you do will get anyone to care about your match. A match with FTR, Danielson and Okada...... Man if you said to me a couple of years ago that not only would I NOT like the match but actively dislike it?! Id have called you crazy. But here we are. Thanks Tony. Thanks guys. 🤡

Set a guy on fire for a measly 4 and a half stars from Uncle Dave

*getting out the lubricant and tissues for this one* -Meltzer, getting ready to watch this match and me getting ready for this review

The 4 pillars of AEW: MJF, Wrestler who was a bigger deal in Japan, 50 year-old ex-WWE talent cashing in, and cruiserweights with too much power backstage.

the guy who was set on fire ended up getting the winning pin. 😂 tony really hates general logic.

Damn Cornette even said that FTR isn't the best tag team anymore

Can I point out one positive in this "match?" No Hangnail.

You know I'm starting think that stuff like this are reason why half wrestlers they signed are not on TV anymore

Jim referring to Jack Perry as “Jungle Jack Off” had me in TEARS.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?

The only person who should have his theme played during a wrestling match is NEW JACK

The Final Countdown part was awesome, but the rest of the match felt like it was made just to piss Corvette off lol

Y’all don’t know how quick I clicked on Outlaws in the Mudshow

Martha Hart is the one who allowed it, she’s still so angry with the WWE she lets AEW do whatever they want as it pertains to Owen Hart and anything associated with him, hanging Darby from the rafters is a bad idea sure but it’s not on Tony this time, Martha could’ve easily said no but didn’t because she likes the checks that Tony gives her.

I commented on the Observer review that doing this type of match first hurts future matches in a storyline. Someone replied "they could just try to top it." HOW? Someone was lit on fire and no-sold it later to get the pinfall. I'm fine with the Elite winning but nothing is believable after a match like this.

I'm glad people are finally seeing how terrible O'Cody is.

I'm so glad Cornett does these reviews. If i had paid for the PPV and got what was described, I would be really annoyed.

These guys would not even been allowed to be on the ring crew back in the day of real pro wrestling.

Luke Perry is rolling in his grave

Ace and Gary: What are you guys looking at? Everybody: Nothin!

These are the matches that put me off AEW....if you go back to the 1st AEW event, you had Cody and Dustin, Jericho and Omega, Bucks v Lucha Bros (not my cup of tea).....but it had promise to be a Wrestling promotion.....my God how far it's fallen from the possibilities it once had.....

Jim hates Okada like Kendrick hates Drake 😂😂

lol@ them mentioning AEW: Fight Forever will be free via PS+

The time has come. Sit back and enjoy.

The fact Jungle Jack Off was set on fire AND WON THE MATCH was downright BONKERS!!!

Bucks and perry - jobbers Okada - jobber by association

Let 'em have it Jim!

The Ambiguous Bucks Duo 😂

Uncle dave gave this match more stars than flair vs steamboat, the same as bret vs austin at survivor series 1996 more than hogan vs rock which had what uncle dave says is the most important fan interaction

WWE PPVs don’t have enough matches. AEW matches have too many. Cant we find a middle ground?

I think Jim doesnt like Okada...

Not true. The TNT NBA crew was gifted AEW heavyweight championship belts, but nobody gave them to them. There was no sighting of the young bucks or Tony or anybody. It was during the post game of the Timberwolves Mavericks. As everybody was sitting around all four of them got championship belts, and that was the end of it. Just basic promotion

"ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH?!" - Homer Simpson

Travis' art is fucking top-level geekery Aquabats represent!

You know you're hurt (Kingston) when your replacement is a guy who was off with a foot injury and was recently hit by a bus!

The AEW announcer should announce Jungle Boy as Jungle Jack off from now on lol

If it wasn’t for Jim Cornette I wouldn’t watch AEW

Darby Allin returned from breaking his foot and getting hit by a bus only to be hit by another bus and hung by his feet in the ring. Ironic.

5:25 Jim on O’Cody 😂😂😂

Brady bunch vs the loli pop guild

I got into it with someone on a fb wrestling group about that dumbass fire spot. They claimed that the fire spot was fine because "Kane got set on fire in inferno match and no one complained!" They compared Kane, a 7ft 300 pound guy with a monster gimmick having his arm set on fire while wearing a full bodysuit and losing the match to a 5'5 150 pound guy having his entire body set on fire with a fucking flamethrower who came back out 10 minutes later to WIN THE MATCH FOR HIS TEAM. Seriously, what the fuck. Unnecessary, needlessly dangerous, narratively pointless beyond saying "you know what would look cool". So AEW in a nutshell

This was the second time AEW has done a hanging angle when Dr Martha Hart was at the show

So, they were doing crazy stunts while knowing that Dr.Martha Hart was in the building, watching. Yep, jus gonna leave it at that.

"Its a real bus Cry me a road"

This was the end of me watching AEW. I'll never support this company again. I'll come here to smoke as Jim rips it apart

One of my favorite Ebert and Roeper moments comes when they're reviewing Herbie: Fully Loaded. Ebert's doing his best to find anything interesting, even speculating about the sex life of cars, and Roeper is calmly taking this all in. Roeper then agrees with some of Ebert's points then says, "You forgot one thing, this movie just sucks," and starts yelling. This AITA was my Roeper moment.

12:10 an exploding chair?! Is Michael Bay booking the matches?

I like the idea of a piledriver on an actual poker chip more than a giant one.

(Singing) "The Ambiguously Gay Duo." 😂😂😂

Àssholes in the Arena was so bad that an exploding chair shot and a man hanging upside down from his newly broken ankle for minutes was forgotten

In the wake of this, Moxley is surely feeling less embarrassed about the Rice Krispies barbed wire pyro or that television-on-the-fritz spot.

Jack Perry finally got heat.

At this point wrestling games are more believable than AEW due to lack of flamethrowers

Sadly there's no arguing with aew fans. They like what they like whatever but if u point out any of the flaws with it they throw a tantrum

That shark 🦈 looks like the one in Jaws 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hope AEW goes on for a long time so that I can keep listening to Jim talk about them for years!

The fact they rated this shit higher than Cody Rhodes vs Logan Paul is absolutely baffling.

If you’re gonna BBQ your opponent, why aim for the feet?

I've been watching AEW for years and this made me want to wash my eyes with bleach. It's like they go to new depth to be horrible. This is not what wrestling supposed to be like. seeing Jack Perry pin Bryan Danielson is like watching a father plays wrestling with his toddler child.

I'm sorry but the more i see Martha Hart involved with AEW the more i lose respect for her