Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Double Or Nothing 2024 

Amazing that 5 years in, AEW doesn’t understand that having 9 scoops of ice cream for every meal makes a person not so excited about ice cream anymore

Papa Shango did not deserve this

"It was embarrasing to anybody who's ever been a professional in this industry and gave a sh i t about it" - Jim Cornette

Jack Perry still can't get heat. I don't care if he gets hit by 50 flame throwers...

You guys remember Mickey Rourke and Jericho had a thing at WrestleMania 25 Chris Jericho became everything he hated about that movie and that character

Jurassic Express was Jack Perry at his peak and we didn’t even know it 😂😂😂🤣🤣

You can set a guy on fire in AEW and not only will he win the match. But he'll get a title shot 3 days later. What does it take to beat a guy? A trash compacter? A gunshot to the face? Nuclear bombs? INVISIBLE EXPLODING HAND GRENADES?

I remember 5 years ago thinking “ok, there’s some goofy stuff here. But that will go away as they grow.” Instead they still have all the goofs and the bright spots got run off.

Once you see Osprey has the same face as the dwarf in Game of Thrones, you can't unsee it. And it's f'n hilarious.

We must show our appreciation to Jim and Brian for sacrificing themselves to watch this program.

AEW through the Jim's eyes is always a treat, especially because I don't have to sit through it myself

Since no one in AEW sells they should start adding HP bars at the bottom of the screen so the audience can follow.

Gates of agony sounds like something Vince keeps under his bed

That show was 6 hours??? Holy sh_-t* 😂

It’s not just 6 hours worth of matches. Imagine the time it takes to get there, get in the venue and get home. You could be looking at a 7-8 hour day depending on how far you travelled.

Fight Forever being free on Playstation Plus less than a year after release puts it in the same caliber as WWE 2K Battlegrounds

Instead of the veterans pulling up the young wrestlers it seems like the young wrestlers are dragging the veterans down to their level.

Did Brian forget that MJF spent years talking about "The bidding war of 2024" .... granted nothing came of it, but "I'm not going anywhere" isn't a "smart" thing...

Jim don’t give a fuck, he’s gonna drop his review when he gets ready lol and we’re gonna listen.

Aew is turning into the ICP wrestling league, where it took 20 finishers and 5 run ins to end a mid card match.

I like MJF, I do. But he has a serious problem with just stealing shit from a movie he likes and now that’s his gimmick and new merch line. You can define MJF eras by what movie he’s into at the time. We are in “MJF finally saw Wolf of Wall Street” era.

1:09 thats the sunk cost fallacy they already wasted all that money on tickets hotel rooms travel when you spend all that money even if its bad your gonna stay

I was at the show and I was absolutely exhausted by the end of it. I was pretty drunk, so I was very much up and energetic for most of the show (matches I cared about), but when the World Championship match hit, I had 0 energy. Seemed like most of the crowd felt the same. Not the type of position you want to put your World Champion in because no one cared about that match, and if they did, they didn’t have any energy to show it. Anarchy in the Arena got us back up a little bit, but it was no where near how we were at the start of the show. Orange v Trent, & the FTW match should’ve been cut. The trios match didn’t need to be there, but I’ll let that one slide it was fun. I might even say the Moxley v Takeshita should’ve been cut too, but they both deserved to be on the card.. no matter how you feel about Moxley, you can’t have a 5 year anniversary show w/out him on it. the “eliminator match” stipulation was dumb tho.. should have been built up on television, and should have been for the title. Overall, I had a great time at the show, but I am on the side of these AEW PPVs need to be shorter

What was once AEW Wrestlemania has become nothing more than a glorified GCW show. This was one of the biggest dumpster fires in Wrestling history.

The TNT title changed hands so much that it means nothing can’t name one noteworthy feud or storyline that the title produced.

Double or Nothing is getting kicked out of MGM. Next year it will be at the Dollar Loan Center while WrestleMania will be at Allegiant Stadium.

Mjf saying he’s not going anywhere will be prophetic in 2 years. His career will have gone nowhere. Hopefully he’s getting paid well for throwing away his chance to work with punk, Cody, Roman, drew and the rest of the real stars

1:01:38 how can Darby come back from the dead when he's already HALF-DEAD? Hmm?

I went to Dynasty in St. Louis and it was a great show no doubt. But when every match on the card is nearly 20 minutes long with people kicking out of finishers in the opening match is very exhausting.

Kids, settle in. Its gonna be a long night...

Timestamp for anarchy 1:00:39

Once I was at an AEW show and I remember thinking wow this is amazing, turns out I was just watching two drunks in a parking lot....but Tony Khan was there.

I find Renee insufferable she’s a channel changer 😂😂

This is the Candy Crush Generation. Spending hours watching dozens of pretty colors devour each other while accomplishing NOTHING and going NOWHERE in the process!

Was getting worried that jim finally said "screw it, and decided not to put this up 😂

"WHO WROTE THIS SHIT!?! 😂

What's a good name for that art?? Papa Khan-go?? Tony ShanKhan??

There are people dying for lack of food, and Tony is spending so much money for this!!!! AEW is not a embarrassment to the wrestling business, it's a crime against humanity.

Jack Perry caught on fire and still can’t get heat

Shapoppy 😂😂😂😂😂 I literally yelled out with laughter

MJF is back and facing a guy named Rush but pronounced Roosh!

Strong vs Osprey = video game match 2.5⭐️s out of 5 BBG vs Death Triangle = SKIPPED NO ⭐️ Due to not watching Storm vs Deeb = poor execution due to Tony being out of shape 2.5 ⭐️ Orange Crapssidy vs TB = SKIPPED NO ⭐️ Jericho vs Hook vs Shitbata = SKIPPED NO ⭐️ Moxley vs Takeashit = SKIPPED NO ⭐️ Adam over the Edge Copeland vs M Black = 🚆 wreck 🦵 break 2⭐️ Mercedes Mone vs Willow Nightingale = Overhyped let down 1.5⭐️ Swerve vs CC = I don't remember but give it 2.5 ⭐️ The main event "Shit Show" A in the A match = ZERO ⭐️ whole match from start to finish wasn't believable at any point

MJF resigning there shows that WWE's interest in him was highly overrated. I can't wait to hear Jim talk about Rush being his first feud back.😂

It's like a Yakov Smirnoff act "In AEW, good guys are heels, and bad guys are babyfaces."

Thank God for Jim and Bryan for sacrificing their mental health looking at this and reporting it to us 😂

AEW: Where Logic goes to die 😂.

Here are three reasons why I will never watch AEW: 1. Edge breaks his leg on a throwaway spot, then gets a crown of barbed wire (disgusting and disrespectful). 2. Jack Perry gets lit on fire, wins the match. 3. Darby gets hung upside down and lifted ten feet in the air. All this while Dr. Martha Hart who saw her husband die was in attendance here. Point being, AEW does stupid spots that have no payoff later. I hate to say Edge and Mercedes have bet on the wrong horse.

Everyone gets a belt " Cops got a hat... I want a hat too " -- Venus Flytrap #WKRP If you know... you know...

It looked like a video game. "Whats wrong with that?" -Marks and shills across the world.

1:09:42 - I have SO much I COULD say... But seriously, think about how bad the booking is, when Tony &/or ANY of the people working at AEW didn't think about using the fire extinguisher as a weapon very early into this match, so that there's SOME reason to explain why the young ducks were so quick to rush to put him out... In the middle of a match...

"It's been used SO OFTEN...that it means NOTHING as a term!"... Sounds familiar, Destroyed, Amazing, Literally, Cancelled, GREAT...🤔

Tony Khan is trying to do what Gedo did in the 2010s everyone in a group!

The Hulking Savages vs. The Rudest Piper

57:36 "Aggressive Parkour.". Lol. That still gets me everytime Jim says that. So fr, I cant do it, I'm injured, somebody else has to take a sign that says "Parkour!!!" to an AEW taping opposite the hard camera, and hold it up everytime the wrestlers do some sort of flippy, divey, havacorona, B.S. I dont have the strength in my shoulders to hold the sign that long. Somebody gotta step up to the plate.

They should just change the name of eliminatior matches to “cart before the horse matches”

MJF is a one trick pony who copied HHH, Flair, and Any ECW headliner from the 90s.

AEW 5 years of embarrassment

I accepted my free ticket only because of this review and I did enough mushrooms to very much enjoy ALL THAT WRESTLING

See guys everything is great

Wrestling fans have an endless appetite for this stuff. Ten thousand table spots, and every match it’s “We want tables!” I don’t get it, but that’s the point: this isn’t designed for me.

You can see the young bucks charging the fire extinguishers on camera. Then they hesitate because Perry’s legs were the only thing on fire.

They called it. TK is just a spoiled wealthy brat. Goggle him, his resume is all daddy paid for. If his bio says "he founded_ something. I now read that as : No, he had daddy's money and "opened" not "founded". He "founded" AEW and look at what's going on. This kid has been gifted every business accolade because of daddy. He claims he knows history, but I've never seen AEW do anything that would reflect, say, Watts/Jarrett influence Just desperate 2000 wanna be ECW. Dreamer could do this. TK has no business in business. Anything successful in his life is cause of daddy.

If you look up AEW The Plumber Jim videos come up!

Jim, it’s why the video game was so important to develop, so they could practice back stage and then go out there and try it live. 😬

Lets be real if Sasha wasnt attractive shed be bottom of the card. She can work well when she has another good worker with her, but her promos are cringy and awkward and simps will still love her no matter what. But, and i hate to bring this up... fivehead.

Tony Khango 😂

I've never seen a single aew match but I really want the video game now. That sounds awesome. I'm looking for it next time it's on sale

AEW needs to send everyone that has anything to do with creative in AEW through the Forbidden Door never to return

Tony khan still doesn't get it. He'll keep saying everything is great. Great matches. Great wrestlers. WBD tv deal is great. EVERYTHING IS GREAT.

I wonder if Gangrel was a one time thing or if they signed him to work with Edge. In the latter case, it would be another guy sitting at home collecting checks, until Edge comes back. 😂

More people die falling off 6 foot ladders than 10 foot ladders. Lifting Darby up while he’s restrained is insane

A line from a Manhunt hunter (ps2) , comes to mind: "-This is gonna be a looong night"

I love how Jeff Jarrett is the like the “Angel of death “ wherever he goes . I’d double J is around a wrestling promotion it’s like the buzzards circling a corpse in the old cowboy films

This is an official petition to drop AEW talk from the show and replace it with classic wrestling talk.

55:57 - i've been saying this for years and i just get called a "hater." Still trying to figure out how making AEW programmings sustainable long-term is a form of "hate." ....but then again, we are talking about AEW fans so.....

Wait till Jim hears about Tony’s recent tweet on X.

Vince Russo overbooking vs. Tony Khan overbooking, who is the true "winner"....

Maki Itoh should be the one singing during the Anarchy in the Arena match

A "Bet on Yourself" tattoo with a billionaire's son's logo is the epitome of stupidity, and I used to think MJF was awesome. Poor guy.

playing aew fight forever while listening to Cornette rip these shows go together like hot oil and chicken wings

Should have been yelling refund lol

Like Jim and occasionally disagree. But he is so right. Overcooked underplayed dangerous shit. AEW which I love dearly has gone to pot in recent months. It’s become spots over wrestling.

Im seriously starting to wonder if Big Show is head booker, there isnt anyone staying good or bad weekly. Swear to god Everytime Khan does a hot rail someone has to change trom face to heel lol. Tell me when I'm telling lies!!!😂😅

"A six hour German bukkake compilation"!! I can't get enough of that dudes twisted brain! 😂😂

Brian, please give us your review of Fight Forever 😂😂

Jim doesn't know, the whole "Devil" angle with him and Cole, was ALL MJF's idea. So.. yeah.

His description of O'Cody is hilarious 🤣

Lol oh shit this was the major ppv. I forgot 😂😂

"A 6-hour German bukkake compilation." 😂

Travis does it again, the art clip are classic. Tony Klown is the REAL 40 year old virgin. All he has to do is put on a white linen suit and sing the Age of Aquarius. The chorus will include Its Great, thanks guys.

Was so excited when AEW started and its just turned in to the worlds most expensive indy company.

It’s crash tv bro.

Jim is reminding me of a friend who was having a meltdown. I asked him if he was alright and he said, "Oh who knows anything anymore!" That's when you know Tony lost the plot a long time ago.

TRAVIS DRAWING TONY KHAN AS POPA SHANGO 😂❤😂

Even Mox, with his penchant for self-sabotage, self-harm and self-disregard, had to be feeling like a silly goose watching his two former stablemates main event Wrestlemania in one of the most emotional long-term payoffs in modern history.

Jack Perry gets set on fire yet comes back to win the match. What is next? A grenades and RPGs and land mines match where everyone no sells getting blown up?

Tony Khan bet double or nothing on the stupid booking.

“People love Will until the booking will get confusing” This is their most glaring problem. Any time a wrestler or character works, AEW just fumbles and overbooks until the crowd has no idea whether they’re face or heel and it kills whoever they’re working with. I’m not as harsh on Ospreay these days, I think him and Roderick have good chemistry but the booking just didn’t make any sense. The match rules didn’t matter, I had no idea who I was supposed to be cheering for despite two solid talents in the ring. Makes no sense.

I was thoroughly entertained by the show. I fell asleep 3 or 4 times the day prior watching K&QOTR

Brian spitting some A++ game at 1:25:03 😂