Jim Cornette Reviews Jon Moxley vs. Adam Page (Texas Death Match) at AEW Revolution 

Comment of week lmao 🤣

Fucking amazing.

lol

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This is the one

Sometimes I do little impressions of Jim just to entertain myself, they always begin with a sigh lol

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The best ones are the *sigh.. Well I.. I just.. errr. I'de like to start.. Erm Brian what the f did I just watch.

was gonna say the same thimg.

" the good stuff"

They listen every week

Sock face is occasionally funny IF he said that

@@tripvic7629 sock face said it, Taz and Sciavone tried to play it off, but when the main commentator has already said that, it’s too late 🤣

That was a good one

I laughed at that too. The man has become a running joke, or a meme, at this point.

Im beginnin 2 fink its personal now 🤣

The Brokeback Mountain poster had me laughing before I clicked just to see what Corney said.

This is the sistine chapel of travis's art

​@@manuelper I was surprised Corny knew of that movie tbh

Can anyone explain the context to me

Travis's artwork is spot on

Lol it's hilarious because gay people are funny, right?

This gotta be his best artwork

Mega plus kinda guy

got em

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I heard he bleeds so much his wife's cycle stopped cause Mox took her place. What a gentleman.

The sign of exasperation innebery aew video

That’s like hearing “If Ya Smell!” for me. I mark out every time.

Has corny made T-shirts of that yet

"quote from video" -person that spoke it Laaaaazy comment

​@@fartdonkey8290 not enough zs in lazy, laaaaaaaazzzzzzzzy comment

​@@Kas58223he does in fact have "lazy booking shirts"

AJ Styles is a damn miracle worker considering he got that bums best match out of him in his career.

Same with Pockets, The Elite, etc

@@yusufgazi7 Same with Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan etc. Y’all aren’t saying shit, some wrestlers have formulas who know 😱.

@@alexcris-kh8yk Typical deflections when people call out your hypocrisy. So fans don’t hyped when OC raises his hands for the pockets? Fans don’t BOO when his opponents stop him from doing it???

@@alexcris-kh8yk Now what’s your excuse “oNlY MaRk AeW FaNs cHeEr fOr tHaT”? That man consistently holds the crowd in the palm of his hands and proves he’s a big deal with merch and ratings but no matter what, Corny and you NPC’s move the goalposts. AND IM NOT EVEN A FAN, I like technical wrestling rather than goofy shit, yet I can recognize his talent and understand he has an audience.

Yes I would die 😆 🤣

Imagine if he did it live 🤑🤑🤑

That would be gold

Yes I would love to see that

God, that would be brilliant. He would be ranting before the match starts.

I was at the event. My whole section started asking why the hell he would do that and a 10-12 year old kid asked his dad why hangman would do something so stupid😂😂

Remember when Steamboat threw Flair into the ropes and Flair came running back at him? That was the best!

It was comedy gold

@@TacoKingpin " Why? Well ,son, that is because Hangman is a... stupid."

@@Station_AI Yes, wrestling has never made a lot of logical sense, but back then, you could “suspend your disbelief”, especially when 2 guys are putting on something that’s as close to realistic as the parameters of pro wrestling will allow. When I was a kid, in the 80’s, I went to a lot of live shows. I never met one person at a show that admitted they believed wrestling was all legit. They would say “oh, it’s all fake”, and 15 minutes later, a cop is telling them they have to calm down. That’s because they were getting a little too aggressive when berating heels on their way back to the locker room, for doing something “heelish”, but realistic. These two jokers, Moxley and Page, are spilling an offensive amount of blood, for nothing. It’s not believable. It’s just 2 guys carving each other’s foreheads, and it’s stupid, and low class.

Travis is undefeated

He could be booked on murder for this one

Best in the biz. Dude nails it every time. His artwork gets you excited before you even click on the video

Always on a roll

Right? Because what's funnier than GAY MEN?

"Whoops, I just got my butt kicked." That one got me. Good job. In all seriousness though, Moxley in general makes NO sense. He wants to be seen as this badass but he spends most of the match underneath like a outmatched babyface. All of it adds up to less than the hairs remaining on his balding head.

Remember when Miro was a game changer.

They actually had the nerve to compare her to Mean Gene lol.

Remember when Lio Rush and Big Cass were?

I remember when signing Sean Spears (idk how to spell his first name) was a game changer

@@robertm.3520 they’ve gotta justify that paycheck somehow lol

"If a tree falls over in forest and no-one is around to hear it, has Moxley bladed himself?"

Stop trying to babyface yourself crack head

Sidenote: good for you on recovering 👏 can’t be easy but ur doing it!

God Bless, stay clean brother

You can’t speak for the entire recoverer community and no one wants you to. Speak for yourself.

Props to you for healing up Jim is actually a really kind and tact person despite what a lot of people say

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Search RU-vid for the fan trailer Brokeback to the Future ...totally hilarious.

@@johngallagher72 I'll check it out

I used to have high-hopes for AEW. Now I assume you are high to still have hopes for AEW.

I mean, people have through the worst years of WWE so why not?

@@nikhernandez8435 I keep saying I'll try tuning in to an episode of WWE or AEW, just to see what it's like. It has been 8 years since I last watched WWE (after being a fan for 20+ years) and I watched about a minute of AEW once, but it went to commercials and I said screw it.

Corny makes it difficult to not watch because you need context

@@death2putin718 I'm just wondering why he wastes time watching something he knows he won't like.

Brock's not lazy, he's just not tough.

@@MorpheusASmith >Brock isn't tough Nice bait but Brock is as tough as they come, he's just not an idiot. He knows what sells and what doesn't, unlike alcoholic Moxley 😂

For all the accusations the IWC levy against Brock, he knows how to work, sell etc. Yes, he was getting ready for a return bout in UFC but I can just imagine Brock thinking to himself and telling Paul later: "What a dumb ass."

@@6ANUR34DT81S - It wasn't "bait", it's just what I believe. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no need to be childish about it, bud. Have a nice day.

​@@MorpheusASmith yeh, Kenny omega would make brock look like a right ol pussy

Good lord I understand barbwire wrapped around a bat or 2x4 but to Physically wrap it around yourself idiots

But…but…that looked so cool and they were having so much fun!!

It makes as much sense as wrapping a chain around your own neck and then throwing yourself over the top rope.

As a guy who adores video games, even I agree with the Cornette notion that just cause it looks good in games doesn't mean it looks cool in real life.

It was a sandman tribute...doesn't mean it was any less stupid but it was what it was

I mentioned that on Twitter Sunday night as it was happening. The gist was; settle down Excalibur, you're reaching. Desperately! lol

Comparing Moxley to Bruiser Brody meant Excalibur should have either been hit by a bolt of lightning or spontaneously combusted.

@@johngallagher72 Yeah! Some people would think they're exactly the same. 😂😂

Every Jon Moxley match is a a Texas Death Match

Because they always have "regular" hardcore matches with fancy names 🤷‍♂️

​@@danielburger1775 😉 Nah, every Jon Moxly match is a "Blood bath"... 😜

The both of these idiots are not from Texas so WTF?

A couple of years retreat up in a cave in the mountains would be so good for Jon, and would probably make him happy as well as dry him out. Idk why he stays wrestling, it's not good for him and seems to be making him more miserable.

He "Works" one day a week. He needs a vacation?

Lord. Mox is turning into a lame version of Will Ferrell's impossible to kill character in Austin Powers.

Makes the day go by so much faster

I love Travis but I actually enjoyed some of the guest artwork when Travis was laid up. He should do a book with all the artwork

How many times does this need to be posted? 12,000 times wasn't enough?

@@theecharmingbilly wow b a dick

I want a daily calendar with the artwork and a quote from the episode

@@QAZ-OMEN thats brilliant

I wonder if he gets off on pain and endorphins, multiple addictions. Blading is his new drinking maybe?

I said this to myself too, and you know what I'm starting to believe it​@@stuartcash6596

I like Deathmatch wrestling and hated this.

Even if you do like it you have to realize that it should never be done unless it's the main event.

Yeah it was truly awful i couldn't believe what i was looking at even though i already didnt like these guys

@@danieljohnston2379 And yet, this match is 5* by Uncle Dave and Taker VS Michaels at Wrestlemania ain't. Laughable.

To be fair, he was hanging. Can't have a murder on TV eh? Haha

Loved that quote, I want a T-shirt

Masochism and self-harm. Much of Moxley's problem in life.

nooooooo do the Bit

No time limit, no stopping for blood, after every pinfall there is a 10 count. If you can't get up, you lose the match.

The Last Man Standing match is derived from the Texas Death Match. Texas Death is a pinfall followed by a 10 count. Last Man Standing eliminated the need for a pinfall.

Same

Fuck yeah

*trauma flashbacks to the botched cinderblock spot from that one Bray/Ambrose match*

@@pendafen7405 We should have known way back then that Moxley was an idiot

Almost 4 years of AEW will do that to ya

So that's how they had their kid. Renée bought him a razor blade on their honeymoon and the rest was history. So sorry for that image.

He knows cosplay cuz him and his wife are into that BDSM scene where the word originated

@@CornPopodopolis Cosplay did not originate from BDSM. cosplay originated from conventions where people would dress as science fiction characters.

@@krazieboi96 I doubt it it's been around quite a long time

Conventions where people dressed up in BDSM- led to conventions where people dressed up in "cosplay".

@@CornPopodopolis Cosplay did not originate from BDSM at all and a simple google search would show that you're wrong. It is an Americanization of a Japanese word KosuPure and it was used at Science Fiction conferences to describe dressing up as a character

Lately, I've been feeling sorry for Paul Levesque, and that's a very weird new emotion.

@@pendafen7405 Right?

That confused the hell out of me too. Apparently it was a knockout count, not a countout count

I've shortened that to just "ugh..."

😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's y this shit is a joke