Jim Cornette's Travel Horror Stories 

"Jim, don't get anything here. I think the food is spoiled." "Nah, it's White Castle, it's supposed to taste like that."

“Corny, Im scared”

Cornette: I need to know what time it is! Hotel room door gets kicked open: IT'S VADER TIME!!!

When Jim tells the part about Bobby saying, "Corny I'm scared" I imagine Bobby in footie pajamas clutching a teddy bear lmao.

‘Corny I’m scared...’ 😂😂😂

“Don’t eat here, I think the food is spoiled.” No it’s just White Castle

"It wasn't a bad trip, it was a bad destination.' Sounds like a lot of 'trips' I've been on.

Star City is my hometown! You stopped at Frizzell's Auto. Its actually a well known story in our town of 2500. Wow this is awesome

I'm dying picturing Jim when he realized he was giving his own ring truck the finger.

"If you don't take care of this, shit will take place" quote to live by!

What I wouldn't give for a Hanna Barbara Scooby Doo style Cartoon series on the Midnight Express, I can't unsee Bobby sleepwalking and saying " Jimmy I'm scared!"

JC driving with his head out the window in the rain had me in tears. All I could think about was Ace Ventura 😂🤣😂🤣

"Bobby would sleepwalk...sleepwalking... he ate spicy food or pepperoni pizza ya know..." lmfao I can listen to corndog all day, he's probably one of the most enjoyable story tellers telling the most enjoyable stories lol

***Me seeing this video in my feed*** Twenty six minutes of Corny telling road stories as only he can? I’m down.

I've never seen a video or even a picture with Dick Murdoch in it.. but i picture him looking, sounding and generally acting like the rich texan out of The Simpsons 😂

The story about him at the hotel opening up the wrong room door is hilarious. I’m over here dying! 😂 😂

As someone who lives right outside Chicago, the areas around Midway and O'Hare couldn't be more different. I couldn't imagine a bunch of southern boys flying into Chicago expecting to stay near O'Hare where it's surrounded by hotels and nice restaurants and is genuinely suited for traveling businessmen, and ending up in Midway trying to find a cab and motel at 3 am (especially in the 80's).

Being right in the middle of the triangle of SF, Sacramento and Fresno. I can tell you that the "Corny Car Spin" on an I-80 or I-580 mega 5-6 lane highway is a pants shitting experience. You're also going downhill btw. And California roads in the rain are shit and nobody knows how to drive worth a shit in the rain...Amazing that he made it out unscathed. Great story.

Ahh, White Castle. A buddy and I stopped at one on 8 Mile Rd. in Warren, across the road from Detroit. We ordered $25 worth of food, but the cashier gave it to us for free, no explanation given. We are both still alive, and neither if us got sick that night, so it was all good.

That cabby made out like a bandit that night i'm sure.

I'm always amazed when someone tells a story and they recall the year precisely and they're correct about it as if it happened last week. I'm good for my birth year, September 11th, and everything else is "sometime back in the 80's, 90's, or 10 to 20 years ago maybe" etc.

Going down the emergency lane with flashers on honking the horn lolololol.

4:38 corny I'm scared

I'm willing to bet Paul and Corny went to the White Castle on 63rd & Cicero.

22:14 - 22:20 This part is GOLD

These videos make work go by so fast Thank you Jim and Bryan

Imagine checking into your hotel and it is late you make your way to the room and as you round a corner after having drinks before and after the wrestling show and you see a sleep walking Beautiful Bobby being escorted to his room by a dazed underwear clad James E. Cornette and sleepy Dennis Condry and they look at you while you are gawking and yell no autographs at this time. MIND BLOWN.

andy Griffith show reference I got it ...gotta call sarah!

The laugh he does when he talks about White Castle XD

It’s White Castle, it’s supposed to taste that way. 😂😂😂 So it’s not only me. Worst shit I’ve ever eaten in a restaurant.

The jabroni jet never fails to amuse, whadda concept

When they started talking about people contacting you and how they got them to leave them alone, I flashed back to a time when a bill collector was calling me at my moms house and she answered it then gave the phone to me, they asked for me by name, and I told them "You won't be able to speak to him because he recently died. They apologized, and I ever heard from them again.

"It was a sundee..."

Corny is a great story teller I cant get enough of his stories 🤣🤣🤣.

The part about Whitecastle is spot on. I don't understand how people can stand their food.

Just finished listening to Hart Foundation HOF speech talking about driving in NYC for 3rd time. Fn hilarious. And so is this

"...fires, floods & famines..." He forgot plagues & swarms of locust

I've seen most of Jim and Brian's videos, have laughed a lot, but I think "Corny, I'm scared" takes the fucking cake. Like, given how much of a fucking tough guy Bobby is, if HE is scared, I'd be under the bed with a fuckin' knife or something just waiting.

These stories are so great and funny during these hard times!

I worked graveyard at hotels and 99% of the time when someone gets put into a room that's already occupied, it's a fuckup by someone during the day.

Jim Cornette is my absolute favorite ever! I could listen to him tell stories all freaking day! I mean you just know that he is always truthful and he is so freaking funny too! LOL!

*Imitating the Big Lebowski* "The god damned RING has broken down on top of the MOUNTAIN!"

Lol! This guys hysterical, Ive had my own share of Motel horror stories.

My living hell and shit town is Roosevelt, Oklahoma! Whatever you do don't get a flat tire here!

I can only imagine Corny driving with his head out of the window in the rain. Must have sucked, but, what a sight. 😄

When I was a kid I loved to watch wrestling but Jim did a great joe of making people mad now I love to hear Jim tell these stories

Jim I live in Chicago I have been to the white castle you talked about. No wonder that day you rocked the house that next day!😀

Love these stories.

Cabs were hard to come by back then.Midway was almost closed back then but made a comeback

Cornette is one of the greatest story tellers in this universe! De-Fucking-tails!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Star City Is my home town. This is the coolest story ever.

I bet Jim Cornette and all these guys had so much fun doing all this shit like the stories that Cornette have are priceless

Jim Cornette is the best storyteller. Period!

Must remember if I ever go to the USA don't eat White Castle lol 😂

Hahaha i live where the airliner inn used to be (torn down) on 62nd and cicero next to the white castle .. Its 90% a parking lot now

I've seen horror films when I was a teenager that started like Cornette described in the first story 😂😂

BR-549? That was Junior Samples' Used Cars on Hee Haw. Sarah was the phone operator from Andy Griffith.

Which episode does Jim talk about a hotel with a weird food menu???

Lmfao listened to this a lot lately my favorite corny stories 😂😂😂😂😂

This is the best story Jim ever told

Cornette's Murdoch impersonation sounds like if Yosemite Sam was a Pro Wrestler!😂B.W.

Unless there's 2 in Chicago, I think I've actually seen the Airlner Inn. Looks suitably sketchy from the outside, but so do most things around Midway Airport.

21:30 Reason 1000000 Why you DO NOT pass on the right.

Someone sleep walks when he eats pizza? That’s too wild.

This is so hilarious😭

I lived not far from here & know the White Castle by the train tracks & don't recall the hotel.The area was safe back then but not so much now

if anyone has never known someone who sleeps walks trust me it's super creepy,,my cousin use to sleep walk and she even got out of the locked house and walked down the street at 3 in the morning and house she was only 10

I would love to see corny dancing to the dude love theme song would be absolutely amazing!

There's a video on here where a guy gets his room key from front desk and goes to the first rooms he sees and opens every door. He's not even on that floor. They just make Em master keys cause it's on click instead of 4-5 to assign a room to them.

8:15 I do this exact same thing. Every trip i take, I know exactly how long everything takes. I measure it because im crazy

And that area even today is nice really nice back then

Jesus Christ, has Jim EVER had a good trip?

God bless Bobby. I sleepwalk and do shit in my sleep. So I know his pain. Lol

Love listening to Cornys shoot

The story he told from 6:00 - 7:30 about the gay guys being in his hotel room bed, I'm pretty sure that was an Owen Hart rib.

Sounds like trips I've taken but we broke down in Forest City, Arkansas. Lol. Same thing tho. Little podunk town. And I agree with Jim. Forget driving in those blizzards. Nope nope nope.

He is 100 percent correct about Star City, Arkansas. There is no city lol. Not even a village. I live in Little Rock, Arkansas and Star City might have 150 people in it.

I will be interested in Travel Horror Stories

22:15 was that Bruce Prichard? xd

My question is when the dead phone rings, what exactly from Jim’s past would say “I’ve come back”

A black Randy name drop. Legend.

Midway to O’Hare is 25 miles or slightly more maybe 27

When I stay at a shitty motel I always shit in the water reservoir tank. The back tank on the toilet..... The phantom strikes again

Who booked the show in Minneapolis, Verne?

Yeah i recently flew into chicago on christmas eve thinking i was going to Ohare….nope ended up at fuckin midway from 10:30am to 5pm….needless to say there was a lot of booze consumed within those hours lol and a expensive ass tab.

don't pass big trucks on the blind side.

I'm interested Mr. Cornette

My Favorite part of listening to Cornette clips is counting the times he clears his throat....

It’s supposed to smell like that, it’s White Castle lol

This is the way it is...grimey like all work lmao

Settle down, Beavis.

isee I agree with u. I listen to get away from politics and he makes fun of us that believe.

My personal advice... Don't drive to the airport in Montreal with an out of date(2011 car) GPS and with no one who speaks French. Oh and Wi-Fi that goes in and out.

Midnight express @9:10

7:05 probably Shawn and Trips

1:15 what was that

Podunk is an awful big word for Star City

"Viva la Angel Dust!"

As someone from Evarts, I'm sorry you had to be here lol

If you're gonna be late, be so late that they're just glad to see you. That's actually good advice.