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I haven’t paid a tv licence in 15 years. When i receive their demands i write back saying “ i don’t watch live tv and i refuse to contribute to the salaries of paedo’s. As like the previous ones Harris and Saville. I get no further response per year and no knock on door.
As much as you would love the attention of being arrested, it won't happen. Misgendering a person won't ever be a criminal offence. But it is rude and unnecessary
Its pathetic that we cant even laugh or joke anymore. People take offence because they choose to take offence . The authorities are taking the P--S out of us .
Just letting everyone know, a record 541 immigrants crossed the Channel yesterday, that's the official figure, the real figure is probably higher. Unsurprisingly, the majority were males of fighting age.
When I left school at 16 I was starting to go grey but I didn't get offended by the laughing or piss taking I didn't go out and by a gun to silence anyone who pointed out the.colour of my hair. This being offended is ridiculous.
If this is a serious policy then the Edinburgh Fringe Festival had better be cancelled, but hey wait a minute doesn't it fetch in a lot of coin for Scotlands hospitality businesses
I stand with JK Rowling, I Scottish and stay in Scotland, true Blue Conservative and Unionist, Please Jim, if its ok legal wise, please come to Glenrothes.
hi Jim. Cmon over to Dublin and do a gig here please....nobody will ring anyone and nobody will get arrested....you have a sizeable following this side kid!
Jim, please, please, please come up to Glenrothes. I am in Dunfermline and would love to see your show. I saw you live in Belize early 80s when I was the Achilles. it was a great show and although you were a bit “worse for wear” it was a privilege to see it on the RFA. By the way I am English and lived here for 40years and seriously thinking of moving back to Romney the place I grew up in.
Especially if your someone who denies well-documented NS-crimes. Didn't a lot of bits perush ending NS-crimes. What shameful ancestors that drag those soldiers efforts through the mud.
Go up there Jim, take a good book with you,put a chair in the centre of the stage,walk out,settle your self down in the chair and read the book for your allotted time,stand up and bow ,smile and walk off!!😂!
My 14yo grandson loves to spout facts. He started to ramble the other day, "if you put 10 men and 20 trans women on a deserted island, in 100yrs there would only be the skeletal remains of 30 males". I fear for him the older he gets...
OMG Jim you need to come up and support the people of Scotland that don't agree with our government's bullshit, how do you think we feel. 🏴🏴
I'm coming to see you on the 4th On Cromer Pier and I'm banking on you being offensive! Or I'll claim I was offended by you not being offensive and demand my money back!
@Jim Davidson, as I understand it, Varadkar in Ireland has quit becuase the country's citizens REJECTED his attempts to go full/more woke - but I could be very wrong. As for going up to Scotland, rock and a hard place, not that it helps you any...
Do you remember Jim, you were fishing in a lake in Bedfordshire...you went to the "AIRMAN PUB" for a drink with your driver. I recognised you and we had a laugh and a joke..every body joined in ..( most people in the pub were RAF guys, including me , from RAF Henlow down the road) Some girl tried to chat you up and her boyfriend got the hump..Bob the land lord chucked him and her out of of the pub.. The girls boyfriend rang the police and said there were people in the pub who were car drivers drinking heavily. For weeks afterwards the police parked down the road from the pub , waiting to catch " drink drivers" it got so bad , Bob ,the landlord, rang the police and complained..which stopped the police doing it.. Happy days🤜🤛👍
If Jim were to withdraw from his impending appearance in Scotland it would in effect be an act of submission, which is not within his temperament. Therefore, be defiant and declaim the old maxim: ‘Come and get me if you think you’re hard enough!’
Aye you are right Jim. You are guaranteed some arsehole will be at one of your Scottish shows and just be waiting for you to offend them. I hope you still come because you are guaranteed that the majority of the audiences will be looking forward to you appearing. It is no more treading the boards on stage in Scotland, more like treading on thin ice 😂
We're in a real life "Sims" game, someone's throwing this mental shit at us and laughing their arse off because "we" (not most people but the loony lefties) accept it!!
You would be bloody crazy Jim to even think of trying to perform in ANY Theatre in Scotland if this bill gets passed ,your humour is loved and adored by many but you will be so wary to just be yourself &tell it as it is ,unless you get it written into a contract ( that’s not going to happen is it ) that you can’t be arrested for offending people ,why change your whole act after all these years ? Your who you are & trust me , we LOVE you for it , you won’t enjoy the gigs , even if the audience look like they’re loving it , it only takes a couple of prat’s hell bent on taking you down to spoil it for the many , don’t take that chance Jim !
The two sets of glasses hit a chord with me Jim. Laser eye surgery can give one 20/20 vision these days and finally throw all those glasses in the history bin. Costs about 3k .. well I can't afford it and our System in the year 2024 won't fund it. Guess i'll just suck it up and try not to loose all the different pairs I need. Keep up the good work Jim
Your show in Scotland should be you walking on stage, sitting in a comfy chair for an hour and a half and not saying a word. Just have a sign saying OFFENSIVE by order of the SNP, you'd get so much press.
