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Read that as a preferred reading at school in the early 60's. Never appreciated it at the time but over the years certain sections literally 'jumped out at me'! The mind of Orwell explains all we are seeing today! 'Doublespeak' I believe he coined that term? So, so true ! Tell a lie often enough and it becomes the truth!
'There is a Party slogan dealing with the control of the past,' he said. 'Repeat it, if you please. ' "Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past," repeated Winston obediently. George Orwell - 1984. Says it all really.
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What a load of bollocks changing Roald Dahl`s storey books. Is it because Netflix bought the copyright? Now have we got to get the originals from under the counter like "Dirty Mags" This world has gone mad, no sense of humour, which we need at the moment.
“It’s a beautiful thing, the Destruction of words. Of course the great wastage is in the verbs and adjectives, but there are hundreds of nouns that can be got rid of as well. It isn’t only the synonyms; there are also the antonyms. After all, what justification is there for a word, which is simply the opposite of some other word? A word contains its opposite in itself. Take ‘good,’ for instance. If you have a word like ‘good,’ what need is there for a word like ‘bad’? ‘Ungood’ will do just as well - better, because it’s an exact opposite, which the other is not. Or again, if you want a stronger version of ‘good,’ what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like ‘excellent’ and ‘splendid’ and all the rest of them? ‘Plusgood’ covers the meaning or ‘doubleplusgood’ if you want something stronger still. Of course we use those forms already, but in the final version of Newspeak there’ll be nothing else. In the end the whole notion of goodness and badness will be covered by only six words - in reality, only one word. Don’t you see the beauty of that, Winston?'' 1984/2023 ...
Coming to see you in St Helens on the 10th of march which is a week after my 26th birthday and we're going to be sat in the front We saw you last year as well in St Helens so can't wait
Theres a YT clip of our Jim as Captain Flantastic, remember Jim on tiswas where he was also the first phantom flan finger when the intended guy didnt turn up.
Nice to see the chitter chatter between Jim and Jake. Father and Son. It seemed to tone down Jim’s ranting and it’s good to hear a soundboard, as you would have chatting down the pub.
Revised titles for children's vintage books: 'Biggles Flies Undone', 'Famous Five Get Pissed'; 'Thomas the Tank Engine Goes Of the Rails'; 'Sooty and Sweep - well, you know what happens when two animals get together'; 'Little Black Child from a Sub-Continent'; Mary Pop-it ins'; 'Andy Pandy - I'm just a Puppet in his Hands'; and, of course, 'Muffin the Mule' whch needs no explanation. Yum.
I am trying to find the clip of you in a show where you did the joke about a person with a Jamaican accent someone else asked you to take the temperature of water they wanted it lukewarm but it was either red hot or freezing cold and the punchline was "well it lukewarm to me" in a Jamaican accent. I know that is a very vague description but if anyone can help me find it. I would be extremely grateful
Video up for an hour from Jim and no other comments so anyone else would think RU-vid are messing with the visibility algorithm for his channel. For whatever reason who knows eh.
What a facking stand up guy you are Jim and what a facking great team around you.we need more of you on here cos not every facker can afford ustreme and i certainly can't cos I'm facking stoney broke.😂
Sort of a self-defeating title, really. If we were to follow from this logic in Germany they would still be reading books written by the Nazis and in Eastern Europe they would still be being taught the teachings of Marx and Lenin. Times change, books change, thinking changes, faults are recognised; it's always been that way.
Talking of childrens stories, as a part of their brain washing routine the North Koreans have a cartoon character who is a squirrel. He and his friend the South Korean hedgehog strive for the united Korea.
What annoys me Jim , they got rid of the Fat Controller off Thomas the Tank Engine . Was he paid redundancy . Please get back to me on this subject . If you'll ever need any engagement rings I'm all my 4 marriage .Take care mate 👌
Somebody should rewrite the New Testament. There's a story about an innocent man who's arrested on false charges, whipped, nailed to a cross, stabbed with a spear and then dies. Stories like this might cause copycat crucifixions in school playgrounds. Needs a rewrite in which Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Judas and Pilate sit crosslegged in a circle, resolve their differences and give each other backrubs,. That'll improve the story, right?
