Jim Florentine - Corny Road Signs & Ads That Rhyme 

And those DiGiorno commercials always have people taking a bite of the pizza and saying, "is this delivery?" And they are awestruck that it wasn't. Nobody would even say "is this delivery?" They would say the name of the joint. Now Florentine has me all riled up. Lolol

"If you lived here you'd be home already" Cavalier Homes off 95 in Delaware. I've seen it and laughed at it. Shitty balconies like he said. Lol

Grew up in south jersey. So true about GS parkway.😆

Not a road sign, but at a mall in Birmingham Alabama, a store advertising, “Ears pierced, while you wait.” I made a double take and asked them, “Is it an option to drop my ears off while you pierce them?”

The term "Now made with 100% beef" has always scared me. What have we been eating all this time?

why the fuck does something like broccoli need a "vegan friendly" stamp on it. Like yea i thought all veg was dipped in beef fat or something

I love Jim's terrorizing telemarketers which prompted me to check out his other works but I regrettably admit I'm not a huge fan.

shout out to sour cream and onion pringles!!!

Pringles first started in 1967

haig club is lovely scotch

You can hear the anger in his voice! It’s almost as if his wife cheated on him with a cop 🤔

You and stanhope get me threw my life

Florentine and his fucking made-up-on-the-spot statistics @ 20:00. A lot of those signs are meant for new drivers, for one thing, and to suggest that there is no causation between distractions from phones while driving and car accidents is just idiotic.