Jim Florentine - Dumb Cashier Dialogue 

It's fantastic

It's hilarious.

The best

Called being from the East coast….I’m from Baltimore and my rage is palpable

​@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 I'm from Cow Hampshire, just like Jim Florentine. Rockingham County, specifically, which shares a border with Massachusetts. It's known throughout New England that people from Massachusetts are called "Mass-holes." The East Coast gets progressively more sour and cynical the farther north you go. I will concede that Baltimore is full of assholes. But with all due respect, it's no New York City... which is no Boston...

Nobody cares about you and your e-mail address. Only snowflake boomers give a shit about stuff like that anymore. Any business that wants to stay in business has to be invasive because Amazon and Walmart already HAVE all your info. If you want the CVS to stay in your town, they have to be a bit invasive.

My coworker does this, gets annoyed when ignore him because a customer is standing there waiting to be helped

Oh yea

We shit I missed that one, better give it a listen soon. Thanks!

The weather is another cringy topic.Stfu with that nonsense.

Yup. All the time. I worked retail for three years and I absolutely hated it. Until you have to put up with customer-bullshit in that context you will NEVER get it right or understand. For anyone who ever wonders, no cashier in history has EVER wanted to say ANYTHING to ANY customer they ever see at ANY given time during a day. EVERYTHING that comes out of their mouth is because they're told to say it and act a certain way or they'll lose their job. It's as simple as that. I NEVER gave a shit about any customer I ever had. Like ever. For anything. I was nice because I was told to be nice. When you have to take nonsense and bullshit all day from customers who are mostly all dumber than you, it is absolutely infuriating. So yeah, if you ever get mad at a cashier for anything, 98% of the time you're just shooting the messenger. You're making their life worse despite nothing being their fault. If you want to talk to a manager, ask for a manager--they're the ones calling the shots and pulling all the strings. But berating the person behind the register is fucking stupid, gets you nowhere and you are a fucking idiot if you ever do it. But go ahead, make their life worse and make them feel like shit because you're too stupid, ignorant and careless to even think about the situation or structure for more than ten seconds. It is HARDLY EVER the cashier's fault. If you want to bitch then find a manager. If not keep your fucking mouth shut and leave. There is no other reasonable option. Just clearing up those objective facts because people who never worked retail really don't seem to get this. Dumb Customer Dialogue would be INFINITELY more appropriate.

@@patricksmith5757 Now tell us how you really feel.

You left out the part where you sold your box for Ramen

@WolfieMel oh really lol

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 i don't have one since I'm a guy

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808you’re everywhere and GNR still stinks, worst band ever, even Kiss isn’t that bad 😂

@@TheKitchenerLeslie u ever mad u were called Leslie?

He's still doing it under a different name. riotcast.com/jimflorentine

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Message from 5 years in the future, this post still sucks

@@youtube.commentator it wasnt so bad

Agreed..

First world problems AmIRight

@@Harry-Sachs true. In a busy kitchen there wouldn't be enough room/enough heat lamps to keep part of an order warm (it's very chaotic in the back, especially on weekends).

@@sanansa4567 exactly. This was going to be my reply. How much room in the kitchen would have to be dedicated to warmers for plates and then you’d have to label everything on the outside so you could find it when the rest of the table’s food is ready. Just talk to the other people who don’t have their food yet. It’s ok to be quiet and wait too🍽☺️

Restaurants do keep that sort of thing in mind. If a server is bringing out the entrees in segments, I'm confident that one of two things is happening: either the server is making a rookie error, or there is no room under the heat lamp. I'm sure this happens almost exclusively during prime lunch and dinner hours. Unless there is an absurd amount of time between entrees arriving at the table, I would quantify this as a very tolerable event.

Yeah, people are so weak these days. The server doesn’t make the food, go yell at the stoned cooks in the back

It's generally outsourced to local bakeries, so unless you go at 10pm or something, nothing should be stale. Most doughnut places do the same thing now. Even Krispy Kreme has a local factory that delivers them to their shops.

Get a hobby old man. Stop being offended so easily, very snowflake behavior. They need to use our info to stay in business when places like Amazon already have all your info.

@@billybatts9491 Ol' Billy clipped nuts

@@billybatts9491 That makes sense

What are you, 5?

You're just pissin off the guy behind you

Get a life, you can’t possibly have friends and family or significant other if you have time to fvck around like that. I would cancel the transaction and tell you to go count your pennies elsewhere.

I’m sure owning slaves was great too, Jebediah.

These companies have no concern at all for what they put their employees through. It's humiliating to propose a bad idea just to squeeze the company some extra revenue and it takes a toll that I guarantee isn't being tallied in the yearly figures.

@@stirange I agree. We have similar things down here, with the donations as well. We have to try and get customers to donate to some charity which most people don't know about. This is because the company (in my case Officeworks), gets a cut in the tax they have to pay at the end of the financial year. Managers breathe down your neck over it, usually women since they typically follow the rules rather than make sure things actually work, though our head manager does as well.

@@albertoftasmaniayep, chicks always are good little employees at places like Harbor Freight trying to sell me the extended warranty. If the warranty actually helped the customer, you wouldn’t be trying to shove it down our throats.

Yea love Jim but he sounds a lot like one of the whiney cunts in his awful yelp reviews podcasts

Jim isn't really much of an asshole in real life. But we all feel these ways and keep it to ourselves. Let the man rant lol

Cry

Jacob Maya Listen to his appearances on O&A when he lived with Norton. Your opinion will change on him