Jim Florentine - Turd Blockage (Prank Calls) 

These pranks need more exposure. They're twice as funny as some of these major RU-vid comedians.

"What'dya mean my little hand?? Both hands are the same size!!" That shit had me dying laughing hahaha

An upper decker lmao I'm dying 😂😂😂

"Whaddya mean? You want me to hold it up like a Fish?"

"Its embarrassing I gotta send her out to the gas station to use the bathroom" 💀

Sounds like 2 mafia hit men discussing how to get rid of a body

"Forget the corn." Hilarious.

It's comin from the logs

A good comedian makes us laugh 8 minutes on a 4 minutes video....

One of my favorites! "I had to take an upper decker."

i love the guy's matter-o-fact attitude about things: "well don't flush it when there's turds in there!" "it LIQUIFIES IT. Look, you gotta get those turds out of the way..."

If he was calling from the office with other people can you imagine the looks on their faces if they heard him arguing about turds?!

When he explained what an upper decker was.... omg.... lmao 😂😂😂😂 priceless

Is is still there? the upper decker? lol

"I'm not touching them, most of them aren't even mine" LOL

George Costanza: "I'll call you back next week when you get the turds and the corn outta the way"

"chop up the turds and use a shovel" - screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

This guy is, hands down, HILARIOUS. I just watched one if his videos, and I haven't stopped. He is a pro, he cracks me up, it's UNBELIEVABLE. I actually have a headache right now from laughing sooo much!!!!.

This cures depression

omg i almost died. "What do you mean little hand they're the same size!" XD

I was in tears by the time he got to "upper decker".

"I don't know whose turds belong to who" XD

The telemarketer kinds of sounds like Mark Whalberg. ....Say hi to your mother for me.

"if you want to get your life back to normality in that house" lol 😂

"Some of my dumps really linger." PRICELESS!!!

i lost my shit at upper decker

At work. Must not burst out laughing!!

“I had to take an upper-decker.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy lasts waaay longer than I thought he would.... man a professional.

The upper decker concept is beyond hilarious.

Do you want me to hold 'em up like I just caught a fish?😂😂😂

The chopping the turds up with a shovel part was maybe the funniest part to me.

"Would you pick up turds?" A valid question.

i was laughing 5 minutes after the video ended

This salesman is committed!!!

I'm literally destroying my dining room table in fits of laughter head banging fist banging. This is gold.

Telemarketer: "How bout I call you next week once you get the turds and the corn out of the way."

What do you mean 'my little hand' both hands are the same size!😂😂😂😂

"What do you mean my little hand? They're both the same size!" - LOOOLLL!!

Pick it up with your little hand. What do you mean my little hand. Both hand are the same size.

IM FUCKING DYING!!

1:36 'I couldn't even go in the toilet I had to take an upper decker" haha brilliant!

What you want me to hold them up like I caught a fish??? Loved it.

"sometimes we gotta chop the turds up wit a shovel" lmaoo noooo 😭

Some of my dumps really linger 😂😂😂

"What do you mean little hand, both of my hands are the same size." lulz

Hold em up like I caught a fish.

"I can pick out the ones that are mine, mine have corn in them." Dead

Under the related videos the top one is "Travel Inside a Black Hole".

I too just dropped a massive log and my toilet was clogged for about 10 labor intensive minutes. I need this mans information....Plese hurry

They say laughing adds another year to your life. This guy is the fountain of youth.

I watched this again after 3 years and still dying of laughter 😂😂😭

Upper Decker! Now I am amazed and choking on my tea. I'm surprised the telemarketer lasted as long as he did.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!

an upper decker jesus christ i haven't laughed this hard for a while

First video in a long time that made me laugh so hard!!!! I love these guys!!!!

"I don't know whose turds belong to who" "I know which ones do"

I'm in tears right now. I think I'm going to have a heart attack

“Mine Are Usually The Ones With Corn In Them, Cause I Eat A Lot Of Corn.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When Jim said at .27 all the logs are sticking out of the water, the telemarketer’s response of, “I can picture that” had me laughing. 😂

That was incredible.

Move em with your little hand cmon!! lol

😂 I’ve been listening to these for an hour

Fantastic

This is the sequel to the Dump one.

"Ok, forget about the corn...." LMAO!

I know people say this on comments a lot but this is serious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, i spit water out and my abs were in pain for a while. Great video.

OMG! youre gonna give me a heart attack..I can't stop laughing!

I have listened to this prank call like 90 times

Now that's a good salesman.

This is easily one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

"Is it still there, the upper decker?" LMAO

Turds has been said a lot!' Lol

Best turd discussion ever

His voice is the best

"chop em in half with a shovel"

He was very professional in the discussion of the turds. good job lol

the part about the corn had me in fucking tears

I almost broke my diaphragm laughing so hard

I almost suffocated myself, it's hard to breathe when your laughing that hard.

HHAHA upper decker.

Can't... stop... laughing!!! *choke, gasp* My side hurts!

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Lol, 1:55 the telemarketer goes for broke.

God deam hilarious 😆😂😆THIS GUY IS SAVAGE

hold 'em like i caught a fish! Freakin' hilarious

Jim Florentine is criminally underrated. He's such a joy to listen to 😂😂😂

This is absolutely killing me LMAO, not even a munute in.

This is Crazy!

Im so baked watching this LMFAO 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆😂😂🤣🤣

this is great hahaha

oh shit that 1 was too much, i almost couldnt listen, but couldnt stop, the upper deck part made me laugh so hard

Awesome, brought me to tears. Genmangler69, that's Tom Mabe impersonating a homicide detective.

genius

Omg that callers so funny too

I’ve never had to pick up anybody else’s turds before! This shit is hilarious! 💩 2:36

What do mean my little hand, both my hands are the same size. Lol! 😂😂😂

The ole upper decker.

"W..well just dont flush it when there's turds in the way."

How do i get to my turds? the one's with the corn!!!!! lol lol lol lol