I won't shed a tear for unsolicited phone calls being met with torment. But when he fills out forms or places orders. Of course they're going to call him.
Yeah, he wants you to wait while he counts out $369 in mostly pennies. Keep 'em on the line as long as you can. Spare someone else and have fun at the same time.
It’s really not too far off from Special Ed from Crank Yankers. If I recall, Jim Florentine was the brains (or lack thereof) behind that character also.
