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Jim talks about American things he doesn't quite understand, having a job at a young age, working the Filet-O-Fish station at McDonalds and he reveals why he eventually got fired.
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@shee3536 6 лет назад

Day/Month/Year is the only way to do it.

@Ozepyon09 6 лет назад

Year/Month/Day is much better

@JunixKuizon 6 лет назад

Ozepyon09 not really! So if someone ask you todays date you say 2018 Oct 10th?

@MTOvideos 6 лет назад

However its faster to say "February 16th 2012" than it is to say "The 16th of February 2012". Also its just cleaner when incrementing days "2/16, 2/17, 2/18" vs "16/2, 17/2, 18/2" its just much better the US way.

@BlinkLed 6 лет назад

As a programmer I agree with Year/Month/Day.

@JunixKuizon 6 лет назад

NetWalkthroughs totally different. The data is formatted differently during display. No one displays data in ccyymmdd format.

@NxDoyle 6 лет назад

Professional Australians always seem to be at least 25% more Australian when they're overseas.

@gaelic229 6 лет назад

Professional ........ hhmm. its ok .. you can say, whores :-)

@patrickmcshane7658 6 лет назад

tie me kangaroo down mate

@richo6537 6 лет назад

PATRICK McShane Give me koala back Jack

@patrickmcshane7658 6 лет назад

Cool J McCool I hate Quantus

@richo6537 6 лет назад

PATRICK McShane I don't know what your talking about, I thought you were referencing "tie me kangaroo down" song my bad.

@Lolleka 5 лет назад

- "I didn't know that about you!" - "... Why would you?!"

@jeremylabove5339 4 года назад

Yes thats what they said

@sahajtalwaryt 4 года назад

I died 😂😂

@heathermca1351 4 года назад

2:18

@amjadwarsi7417 6 лет назад

He is spot on with regards to the stupidity of the American system of measurements. Metric system is the best and the most logical.

@unc54 6 лет назад

Not when it comes to height. There is a sense of relativity there that makes much more sense in the imperial system.

@fannikingapocsveiler3736 6 лет назад

There's a sense of relativity in the metric system too though? Any system that involves a succession of things will have it.

@jonhall4858 6 лет назад

Actually the "American" system is the British Imperial measurement system, it's just that the British upgraded to metric and America continues to use the superceded, British, Imperial system. Look it up. You know, a foot was the length of the King's foot, advanced stuff like that.

@madman2u 6 лет назад

+Hemanth Swarna *It* really doesn't because it's not logical. The only way it makes sense to you is because you've learned the set measurements. Generally speaking a foot is not a set measurement since feet come in different sizes. It'd be the same as having measurements in trees and define a tree as 10 meters tall even though trees comes in many different sizes. It's completely arbitrary just like the imperial system.

@lefterisphasarias8934 6 лет назад

Hemanth Swarna what sense of relativity are you talking about? feet? i'm supposed to look at someone and imagining in my head how many steps i would take on them to cover them face to toe? and even then, its not about my foot's length but a dead king's one, so i would still be off. No, i dont get it, it still makes zero sense.

@MrJchristopher7 6 лет назад

the metric system needs to be adopted by everyone. it is just more accurate and it makes sense.

@NellieKAdaba 6 лет назад

Right

@timzimlich1301 6 лет назад

Did you know water freezes and boils at different pressure levels? Even the supposedly more precise metric system makes a simple common sense call in the way temperature is measured. if you wanted to be precise you would have to say 100 degrees celsius is the boiling point for water _at sea level_

@Josh-se2sj 6 лет назад

Tyrant it’s not YOUR system though is it, invented in Britain, and even we went “yeh this metric stuff is better, we”ll just keep miles for the roads though”

@Josh-se2sj 6 лет назад

Tyrant 🤷🏼‍♂️ great reply, much thought put into that eh 😂

@Josh-se2sj 6 лет назад

brutus brutalis nobody said it was invented in Britain 🙄

@phatasssheep8338 4 года назад

Ricky Gervais, bill burr and Jim Jeffries. That would be the trio of dreams.

@a5ym 4 года назад

read my mind

@brindlebucker4741 4 года назад

But see, it gets boring when it's all so similar.

@Mudaseki 4 года назад

Bill hates Ricky tho...so probably wouldn´t be that fun.

@Mudaseki 4 года назад

@Rosida Andriyana I don´t really know why, and I guess hate is a strong word. But he was very displeased with Rickys first Golden globes shows, thought it was hacky to come there and just diss people. It´s from his podcast 7-8 years ago tho so who knows, things may have changed.

@andrewhnamte1315 4 года назад

@@Mudaseki I don't think Bill hates him He just don't get why Ricky did the job.

@entwistlefromthewho 5 лет назад

I'd love to see a conversation between Jim Jeffries and Ricky Gervais

@stevehunt914 5 лет назад

wow, thats an interesting mix! for some reason i REALLY don't see them getting on.

@stevehunt914 5 лет назад

47 hours straight 28 pots of coffee 52 cigarettes and i still couldn't have fashioned a more perfect 'internet psycho' comment well done guy... you must be a big hit with the rest of the guys in the ward!! can we be mates?, you sound awesome! ps,.. definitely get more guns, you sound the right amount of 'stable' to own at least ten more.

@mentalmaud8894 5 лет назад

Steve Hunt 😂😂😂😂😂

@doeyjiaz4798 5 лет назад

Theyre both painfully PC urethra lickers, why watch

@stevehunt914 5 лет назад

Why pretend to be someone funny when you're really someone who doesn't understand humour?

@MattBizzle10000 4 года назад

Im convinced the imperial system of measurement was invented by a bunch of drunk mathematicians rolling dice.

@kardiaclark8111 4 года назад

OMG hahahaha it's funny 'cause it's true 😂

@jonathanallard2128 4 года назад

If the dice were also drunk.

@vedrankrajinovic848 4 года назад

It's just an old system. All cultures used to have similar measurements, like fingers, elbows, steps, days of horse-back riding, etc. And every country that uses the metric system has actually switched to it at some point.

@gazzaclarkson2547 3 года назад

It was in Persia, thousands of years ago. Try doing some research, you uneducated prick. And then try working out why it still works better than the metric system, even today. But that would require you having to think, so I won't hold my breath.

@Qui-9 3 года назад

@@gazzaclarkson2547 that's pretty abrasive, WTF is your problem to reply like that? It's just a joke.

@insanitywhiskers694 6 лет назад

I'm American and I don't understand Americans either.

@AurioDK 4 года назад

Very late answer. There is nothing to understand, with such vast cultural differences it´s practically impossible to agree on almost anything collectively. Americans aren´t on a railroad track, they are on a bumpy highway with thousands of signs wanting each individual to go in a different direction. The big issue you are facing now is the adversarial mentality which mr. Trump unfortunately seems to be fueling, on top of that your very opinionated news media isn´t helping.

@Poemi10304 3 года назад

Well, people suck, you know?

@MJFAN666 6 лет назад

That was like a free standup routine for the audience. Pretty great.

@xchx544 6 лет назад

His newest special is awesome!

@lukas.strautins 6 лет назад

How old are you, 12?

@TheAnnorexicElephant 6 лет назад

All talk show interviews are "bits", this was great

@ekuliyo 6 лет назад

Comedians always tell talk show hosts what to ask them to be able to launch into their bit. So Jimmy asked him "how long have you been in America now?" to launch him into the coin bit, and then "what did you do before you were a comedian?" to launch him into the McDonald's bit. I'd bet 100 bucks all these stories are in his next stand-up special.

@XboxGOLDFree 6 лет назад

Yeah it sounded really forced when he asked that question lol

@marcoapdias 6 лет назад

Jim is just a story-telling machine! His interviews are never the same, always have some new funny stories to tell. Amazing.

@hectorpcmr. 6 лет назад

It seems like Jim Jefferies can talk for an eternity, and I would listen while laughing my ass off.

@aamirtanoli4084 6 лет назад

Fully agree with metric system and date format in US. THAT. REALLY. IS. STUPID

@faithfulrose5372 6 лет назад

Aamir Tanoli why does the date format bother you though it just a different way it’s not hurting you is it

@aamirtanoli4084 6 лет назад

FaithFul Rose America literally lost an orbiter because of the miscalculation by NASA purely because of the metric system. And why it bothers me is perfectly explained by the guest in the show

@aamirtanoli4084 6 лет назад

Chris Eli hi Chris, i am in my homeland and i have no plans to come to America. So, you dont have to waste your energy driving me back to my homeland :) Have a good weekend

@faithfulrose5372 6 лет назад

Aamir Tanoli I said the date format not the metric system itself need to learn how to read before you come for me like that and I agree with the metric system with science and math

@aamirtanoli4084 6 лет назад

FaithFul Rose oh my bad, but last part of my reply was specific about why date format bothers me. As jim explains it, it just makes sense to have day, month, year.

@blackbird351 6 лет назад

"Can I swear?" after he's already been bleeped out twice .

@marymary1888 4 года назад

Blackbird why beep it out?

@art.sthetic1615 4 года назад

Mary Mary because it’s America, you can’t swear on national television like abc and nbc bc of.... kids I guess? lol

@marymary1888 4 года назад

art.sthetic _18 what kids would be watching this, in Australia they have sworn for decades on tv

@art.sthetic1615 4 года назад

Mary Mary Idk bro, idk

@paulmedcalf362 5 лет назад

Jim Jefferies is pure gold! from the lack of laughs from the audience though it sounds like the title should read "americans don't understand jim jefferies"

@mikewilliams258 5 лет назад

SS 44 I think you need to have a hearing test.

@johndefriee1982 5 лет назад

yeah he was speaking chinese!!

@billygrey8087 5 лет назад

It’s because he’s not funny.

@zero71234 5 лет назад

@@billygrey8087 It's because you can't criticize 'murica

@jasonburris334 5 лет назад

I think it's because most of them know his show is highly edited to make him look good and his guests look like crap and it's kind of uncomfortable to cheer for a lying piece of human garbage... no matter how funny he happens to be.

@lynnwilson1797 3 года назад

Jim, I'm with you 100% on the metric system. One of the greatest disappointments of my life is having to give up on trying to convince Americans that our system is STUPID! They just can't understand

@Crimethoughtfull Год назад

I moved to New Zealand a few years ago from the US--man, metric is just the greatest.

@doc4062 4 года назад

I remember when McDonald's switched from Styrofoam to cardboard. I remember it because I thought to myself; "Someday they should try switching to meat".

@maggie198333 6 лет назад

I agree. U.S. should use metric system.

@zayzanotti1399 6 лет назад

maggie198333 Too late now

@Sasquatch-Mountain 6 лет назад

Yeah, USA should probably get with the times and join the rest of the world... Keep in mind NASA actually had to use metric system just to accomplish going to the moon. Cause imperial is so wack it literally doesn't even make sense to rocket scientists lol

@jeffreyslater6556 6 лет назад

DailyChronical that’s completely false. They used the engineering system. It’s the SI system which is similar to the imperial but measurements are divided by ten. So an inch is split into ten parts.

@Sasquatch-Mountain 6 лет назад

Most physicists and engineers in the United states use metric these days.

@nelsonw9483 6 лет назад

Imperial system makes no sense

@a.t.3192 6 лет назад

"They use chicken now" 😂😂😂😂

@kardiaclark8111 4 года назад

I'm not convinced 😂

@doommuffinz5276 6 лет назад

😂 "Ididnt get anything, but I had a lot of dreams"

@lilquorey723 5 лет назад

I thought he said drinks

@T3hub3r1337 5 лет назад

No, he didnt. The whole 'American Dream' Idea is a huge butt end for his jokes. Because frankly, it is a joke.

@lilquorey723 5 лет назад

We’re not even talking about that.

@madbear3512 5 лет назад

That why it called a dream because you have to be asleep to see it

@natedavies954 5 лет назад

As I was watching, I was thinking back to working at Subway at 17. And yep, I can totally relate 😂

@JohnnyRoseofVersailles 6 лет назад

Jim is outlining all annoyances us non Americans have with the US.

@LeifEricson123 6 лет назад

Joni Rose Going back to watch it again for educational purposes.

@animock3051 6 лет назад

Dark Days >orange joffrey Are Dems really this butthurt?

@TheAgentAssassin 6 лет назад

So what happens in the US when you bring in a Honda Civic for repair work? You can buy a vowel if you want , or phone a friend.

@bluflare12345 6 лет назад

Animock yes

@bluflare12345 6 лет назад

Sean King obama turned my hardcore democrat parents into conservatives. He did a lot of good, but didn't fufil a lot of his promises.

@artgoat 6 лет назад

Actually, the dime says "one dime," which doesn't really say ANYTHING about how much it's worth.

@sycois 4 года назад

What do you mean? It's worth 1 dime!

@l.h.9747 4 года назад

@@sycois yes but how many dimes are a dollar

@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz 4 года назад

Dime comes from the latin word “decem”, which is ten. English is a derivation of latin.

@jafsantos 4 года назад

@@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz More like influnced

@kinderjoker 4 года назад

@@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz You say this like the "average" American knows Latin or what it is. I bet most of them would think Latin means South America.

@TheKamilkrawczak 6 лет назад

You just let Jim loose and step back..

@goodgaiawitch8800 6 лет назад

the rabid Jeffries show

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@TheKamilkrawczak 6 лет назад

Comedy is a matter of taste. Jim is not for everyone but I think he's fantastic.

@jamesimeson8554 5 лет назад

I could listen to Jim talk all day. Imagine going to the pub with him over beers. Wow

@Bat-Ben 2 года назад

Yeah like every Australian pub...

@HyperVectra 5 лет назад

Best thing about the metric system? 1 Litre of water weighs 1 Kilo

@i3osco717 4 года назад

Also its 1decimeter x 1 decimeter x 1 decimeter.

@HyperVectra 4 года назад

@@i3osco717 Oh ok, thanks! Come on USA, switch to the damn metric system. Its just you guys and Burma/Myanmar & Liberia who use it. I don't know why you didn't switch after the boston tea party & war of independence... damn the British! The french came up with the metric system and even gave you Lady Liberty yet abusing the french is like a national sport.

@LanaMuckraker 4 года назад

@@HyperVectra it will never happen. US is one of the most tribal and stubborn cultures that think anything that might improve on things is a threat. Im a carpenter and say you want to divide 87 inches in 10 parts. 8.7" ? nope! its a bit complicated. Get a decimal and convert to fractions of eights or 16th. With metric, 87 centimeter divided by 10 is 8.7 centimeters. No calc needed.

@rvdb7363 4 года назад

I often use that fact if the measuring cup is in the dishwasher. Need 400 milliliters? Just weigh 400 grams. I only realised how convenient the metric system is when I tried to bake a cake from an American recipe. I ended up buying a complete set of measuring spoons and cups in the American system, because having to convert all these different measurements to the metric system drove me crazy

@hashtagunderscore3173 4 года назад

@@rvdb7363 This is why Europeans can't cook. You all have no realistic means of measuring spices. In the US, it's a teaspoon of salt. In the metric system, it's 4.2 grams. Do you really measure out 4 grams of salt? I doubt it.

@jonjaquez 6 лет назад

This guys funniest when he's not trying

@jesscateyesquad 6 лет назад

jon jaquez yeah that feels like me😀😀😀tell a joke no one laughs but laugh when just regular me 😀😀😀

@justinkirschenman2232 6 лет назад

J. Harris. He hasn't been funny in a while.

@BruceWayne-us3kw 6 лет назад

I’m like that too.

@theoriginal1647 6 лет назад

I recon his funniest when his pissed

@BAYAREA_PizzaParty 6 лет назад

J. Harris. Your sense of humor is odd then.

@christopherrichardson6092 6 лет назад

I SO TOTALLY agree with Jeff about the date format... I've been saying that foreva!!!

@paulforryan4253 5 лет назад

Jimmy Kimmel makes me glad that the UK has Graham Norton and Johnathan Ross.

@Danno1983 5 лет назад

Our Graham Norton is a .National Treasure

@dr.christopherdiaz4473 5 лет назад

Jim: If the gays came out with a better chicken sandwich... Popeyes: Hold my beer

@pop5678eye 4 года назад

The US is literally one of only two countries in the world that hasn't adopted the metric system. For a country with lagging math abilities it is quite puzzling why we still insist on a system where 'there are 12 inches in a foot, there are 3 feet in a yard, there are 1760 yards in a mile' instead of the simpler 'there are 1000 millimeters in a meter, there are 1000 meters in a kilometer.'

@howler6490 2 года назад

America adopted the metric system MANY YEARS AGO...Officially. However, companies and folks refused to re-tool and the us is still struggling under IMPERIAL measurements.

@lachiem2424 Год назад

I don't know what it is but whenever any Australian goes overseas, we have to act as Australian as possible. And its the best. 😂

@thehellyousay 5 лет назад

Quadrupled the work without quadrupling the pay. How American.

@HotCrossJuns 4 года назад

He was working in Australia at the time tho...

@FixItAngel 6 лет назад

4:02 at age 14 you can work for McDonald’s in Australia

@tackett7166 6 лет назад

Fix It Angel 14 in some states in the U.S.

@GODDESSVEE28 5 лет назад

It's actually 14 and 9 months if were are talking semantics lol

@jamesf4083 4 года назад

Wow, that’s some amazing comprehension skills there

@ninjacat4929 3 года назад

😂😂

@cinnasharon980 3 года назад

My daughter was working at 14 with my permission in US. Simple.

@kadafi4lyf 5 лет назад

he's from my local town in melbourne called st kilda. we love him here!

@AT-st5dr 4 года назад

yakikadafi no he’s not he’s from Sydney.

@KiIowatt 6 лет назад

You heard him gays, start frying up some amazing chicken.

@jasminepina9058 6 лет назад

😂

@MattSingh1 6 лет назад

Homophobe.

@AlphynKing 6 лет назад

Matthew Singh-Dosanjh Whoosh

@patrichewill5403 6 лет назад

Matthew Singh-Dosanjh really??

@Sayori393 6 лет назад

Whoosh

@Skankhunt42.... 3 года назад

He's so right about the silly date thing. It makes no sense to list the month first. Always throws me off. Here you say the day first. Like today... 24/10/2020

@SuperLeica1 3 года назад

I prefer my own system, fex 2021-0602. Far better in spreadsheets.

@RobespierreChelsea 5 лет назад

The tax is not included into the item price tickets in the supermarkets. Drifts me into a thousand yard stare every time. 😂

@stephenvaldez6335 4 года назад

The majority of states do not collect tax on food purchased at supermarkets. The price on the label is the exact amount you pay. That’s only for food, Everything else in the supermarket is taxed. And of course the sales tax that you have to pay will vary from state to state. Madness lol

@jl1998ch 4 года назад

Right, I hated shopping in America because it‘s always more expensive than you thought. Why is that? Why can‘t they just include the taxes on price tags like most countries do?

@Thrill98 4 года назад

it looks cheaper for deadbrain customers

@BraveFencer 4 года назад

Whatyalookinat it’s part of their scam

@plasticoyster8131 3 года назад

The conservative American response is “well then how do I know how much I’m being taxed?? I don’t want the government hiding anything” When in Australia we just know “It’s 10% unless it’s one of those magic tax free things, like apples (but not tampons), that we don’t discover until the checkout. We know what we pay. That’s what makes Australia great. We can worry about how much the tax is when we look at the receipt later. My top priority is my budget

@Harkness197 4 года назад

I love how he always sounds drunk lol

@drTinta 4 года назад

Yeah I also thought that, he always sounded drunk :)

@quuks 4 года назад

He is always drunk a bit

@marymary1888 4 года назад

We all sound that way lol

@abbycross90210 4 года назад

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just an Australian thing, both sounding and being.

@ultimategamer2669 3 года назад

And yet he's still pretty smart, somehow? No idea how that works...

@cassandro9445 4 года назад

I love how he sounds just slightly drunk ❤️

@01HGG 3 года назад

He probably is 😂

@Johnboysmudge 2 года назад

100% - putting the month first is just absolute insanity

@ATidw1 6 лет назад

Im American and I don’t even understand us.

@nick260682 6 лет назад

Alissa Leigh It stands for “United States”

@ATidw1 6 лет назад

what?

@ginge641 6 лет назад

@@ATidw1 Wooooooosh

@bobcharlotte8724 6 лет назад

I understand you're the best and have the greatest country on Earth, because all of you say it so much.

@nikolinac.4237 6 лет назад

And you have the biggest debt in the world also

@tkaz123 6 лет назад

Yo, was this dude eating hot cheetos before his appearance? His lips are a BRIGHT red.

@TheHua89 6 лет назад

thomaskazuya I was guessing maybe a popsicle

@Serprizebuttsecks 6 лет назад

All jokes aside with jim it's very possible he had a bad gurn from some cocaine so might have bit them 😂 (probably not but had to be said lol)

@Sebbefilmerchannel 6 лет назад

Why is this the top comment now I cant think of anything else...X)

@neelmoudgil4962 6 лет назад

probably drinking alcohol

@avoiceinthefrequency9556 6 лет назад

Good Eye bud. Jimmy probably playing games in the dressing room again

@carolinaxavier-walsh2330 5 лет назад

Thank you! Metric system - day month year - small medium large. Everything that makes sense in the world! Not in America. ahahahah

@haverjamarosi680 4 года назад

But it doesnt ?!?!? if somebody asks you the time you got SS/MM/HH ???? No ... so dont be so cocky .... first switch to YYYY/MM/DD , than brag abought making sense!

@heftyelf 4 года назад

@@haverjamarosi680 But we do, in fact. Especially if using an analogue watch/clock rather than a digital one. We say, for example, "it's almost (seconds) twenty (minutes) to four (hour)". We don't say "it's three thirty nine and sixteen seconds"

@haverjamarosi680 4 года назад

@@heftyelf How you write it ?!?!?! and how you say it if its, for example a runtime of any sort? So lame coput .... its like sayin you dont say meter first and cm last cos you can say ' i am 3 cm short of being 2 meters .... but it still doesnt change the fact everybody say one-ninetiseven And if i tell some1 we meet at five-forty everybody will be there at 5:40 (H:mm)

@heftyelf 4 года назад

@@haverjamarosi680 On run times, we agree. On height, one-ninety-seven is short for one hundred and ninety seven centimetres, not one metre and ninety seven centimetres. If you tell someone to meet at five forty, that's digital format. In analogue format you would meet them at twenty to six

@vivadjango 4 года назад

Not in the United States! (of America) The rest of America uses the metric system.

@Sold.Out.For.Freeee 2 года назад

It’s been so long I can’t ask anyone now. So I’ll go on Jimmy Kimmel and announce it lol Jimmy

@basinxrandomstuff7264 3 месяца назад

Every 300 years

@dilshanization 6 лет назад

Jim Jefferie's accent is more australian then the australian's in australia

@doodcruise 5 лет назад

Nah we all talk like it haha

@marymary1888 4 года назад

We all talk like that

@marymary1888 4 года назад

We all sound the same

@brucecaldwell6701 4 года назад

& then after that the Australians in New Zealand.

@gravedanger789 4 года назад

@@marymary1888 don't realize we have a accent till you spend a couple of weeks in America. The we stand out a mile.

@KamilG225 6 лет назад

I think anyone can listen to him tell a story for hours. One of the best story tellers out there!

@OscarBlancoSketchToon_com 6 лет назад

Comedians that rant are the best! Jim and Bill Burr are great examples of just how great it can be! You just go along for the ride! There are many others that would simply go off, not necessarily on a rant, but just non-stop machine gun jokes, and for that, there was no one better than Robin Williams. RIP.

@louispks 4 года назад

Jimmy Kimmel has cupcakes in the dressing rooms. Graham Norton has alcohol.

@Ti4g00liveira 5 лет назад

Why is the crowd so dead? He's hilarious!

@marioux1474 4 года назад

They're too obtuse to understand lol

@NebraskaGonvilleJones 4 года назад

Nick Halden Jimmy wasn’t giving anything to Jim. Almost felt like he was belittling him rather than feeding him like a good host should. I think the crowd was picking up on this

@donprincoify 6 лет назад

He reminds me of one of my Dad's mates.My mother couldn't stand him because he had no filter and took way too many liberties but my father always kept him around.My father insisted he was the only friend he could trust to keep him grounded.

@ZER0-- 5 лет назад

I'm so with Jim about the way Americas do the date. It should be the day, the month, and then the year. It really is that simple.

@jimsimpson2499 3 года назад

Real simple,!

@guyshaddock4130 Год назад

The way Jefferies can take such an ordinary (and sometimes contentious) issue and make it so funny is remarkable. Think how few comedians (think Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters) can improvise like Jefferies. He’s a genius!

@ThatTempesTGuy 5 лет назад

I was drinking a sip of my water when you said "nuggets", I am now cleaning the water off my monitor and keyboard...

@NewMessage 6 лет назад

Choosing your ideological position based on how good the food is? I'd say he understands average Americans pretty darn well.

@nick260682 6 лет назад

New Message If that was the case America would be mostly catholic or Muslim. And they aren’t.

@Cowcharge 6 лет назад

It's called making a joke.

@Ardhant1 6 лет назад

I see you everywhere... Enjoy your work

@cassiopee26 6 лет назад

I clicked on that Thumb up as soon as he said that if because children are picky eaters it's because of their parents' fault. Now that's some truth served here!

@bannhim6697 5 лет назад

And me thinking that he said ,his child was a piggy eater,which in reference to the quality of the fastfood chains and pigs would have totally made sense. Pigs don't discriminate over their food,as they are known to eat everything infront of them.

@abbycross90210 4 года назад

To be fair, being a picky eater is a major symptom of autism.

@mylesmudge 5 лет назад

It doesn't say 10 anywhere on the dime. It says "one dime"

@josearqco 4 года назад

Keep it! is a cultural thing, if someone doesn't know, they can (and have to) learn. So we don't have to be that lazy, there's no problem at all with using both systems; if it was for that, there only would be one language, wich would be such an awful thing.

@jeremylabove5339 4 года назад

Dime=1/10th of one whole

@wfcoaker1398 4 года назад

He calls it fillet of fish! Yes! Meat comes in filets, fish comes in fillets. Lol

@varadghodake495 6 лет назад

I can hear Jim talk relentlessly about anything for hours.

@anotidachitando9220 6 лет назад

Varad Ghodake same here

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад

you really need to get down my local: it's Jim-style talk for days in there :-)

@varadghodake495 6 лет назад

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey would love to be there someday

@cameronf3343 5 лет назад

Take it from my American self; I’ve taught myself (and solely use) the metric system for the past 4 years, and have been doing day/month/year for about 3 years now. I’m 19, and because I’m only 2 years out of K12, I tell you; we don’t do a thing with metric. Even in Chemistry class we were doing oz’s in the beakers for some reason.

@charlesjirkovsky14 5 лет назад

If Seth MacFarlane was stung by a bunch of bees.

@josh021588 5 лет назад

@Charles James 👌🏽yes

@politerudeboi6898 5 лет назад

hahahahahahahahahaha u win today sir

@alanfoster6589 3 года назад

13 months, each 28 days. Never changes. Holidays always fall on the same day, year after year. No confusion. One extra special day at the end of the last month to make 365 days in a year, two extra for a leap year. But no...we're still stuck on the ancient Julian calendar.

@doomrot 4 года назад

He ain't wrong about Chick-Fil-A. That's some good ass bigoted food.

@thekrevolution 6 лет назад

both individuals represent the sarcastic comedy of their respective nations really well

@blazedandconfused477 6 лет назад

Jim isn't an Australian comic.

@ErisRising 6 лет назад

I hadn't thought about it, but Kimmel really is the master of sarcasm in late night now that Letterman and Ferguson have moved on. Fallon is so earnest that it's an awkward fit, and while Colbert employs it, he also isn't as detached as Kimmel.

@Juan_rivera 6 лет назад

thekrevolution Jimmy is representative of crappy PC crap humor

@primus711 6 лет назад

nobody likes kimmel fyi or jim in usa and kimmel is not funny nor does he represent it comedy of any kind he just got a show cause he is a yes man ill do whatever it takes

@jackredmond946 6 лет назад

Jimmy kimmel is so boring

@shadowboxing1729 6 лет назад

The "Hey Fella" joke was funny! Cause it's relatable... I'm very bad with names

@claudiaam107 6 лет назад

I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN HE SAID: “when someone asks you the date you don’t go ‘JULY’ “!!!! It’s so true! The simplest things in a day-to-day life are so weird in America! When he said the freezing and boiling temperature too! I also have 7 years living in America so I completely get it! Or like when people in America say football 🏈 (everyone else calls it American football) and they call soccer ⚽️ what the rest of the world calls Football!! Lol 😂

@Nemspy 6 лет назад

I like the way he's comfortable enough in his Australianness to pronounce Fillet O' Fish the Australian/Commonwealth way and not translate himself for Americans. I found myself translating when I lived in the US. Now that I am back home in Australia it has taken me years to lose "cell phone" and I still haven't ditched "soda". Other words I use differently depending on whether I'm talking to Australians or my American wife -- "trash/rubbish" is an example here.

@NellieKAdaba 6 лет назад

I live in the States, and I feel the same, I have to talk like Americans, moving from Belgium in 1994 up til now, until I move back. I prefer saying mobile phone.

@Jen.V843 6 лет назад

I'm Australian and I worked in the USA in 2004. I still say "parking lot" sometimes and I still have a soft spot for iced tea and bagels.

@KL2010 5 лет назад

But he said 'gas station' instead of 'servo' or 'petrol station', and 'fries' instead of chips. He's a yank!

@dingone100 5 лет назад

the saaaame

@Marshy94 5 лет назад

Wait whats the yank way? Fish Fillet?

@simonmccauley6103 6 лет назад

I watched his new Netflix special last night and I was absolutely crying with laughter. The chicken nugget shitting puking skit should come with a health warning it made me laugh that much,

@michaelwsperry 4 года назад

Love to see Jim and Avi talk again.

@Quintinu 5 лет назад

Jimmy did not miss the opportunity to remind jim he had to sign the immigration form. Take it easy jimmy, those are just jokes

@patricebennett1100 Год назад

This guy is hilarious 🇦🇺

@muuuuuud 2 года назад

I love his humor, but i appreciate mostly he seems like a truly decent, humble guy.

@dimitri00769 2 года назад

He definitely is all those outside of the lime light. How do I know? I’m a friend of his ☮️

@muuuuuud 2 года назад

@@dimitri00769 I'm happy you got a good friend like him. Take care out there! :)

@dimitri00769 2 года назад

@@muuuuuud shout out from Australia 👋

@muuuuuud 2 года назад

@@dimitri00769 Have a great afternoon! :) ...or evening..?

@dimitri00769 2 года назад

@@muuuuuud it’s Thursday 9.15pm here 👋

@deborahduthie4519 3 года назад

Good on you Jimbo.

@jasonburris334 5 лет назад

Check out the uncut clip of Jim talking to Avi Yemini. It's freakin' hilarious.

@qasperr994 5 лет назад

I watched it. Avi can suck a fart with his lying ass.

@neptune2644 6 лет назад

3:00 exactly. Australians think like us English. rationaly, and normaly.

@haverjamarosi680 4 года назад

EXACTLY NOT! how is it rational? Its totaly bacwards! it should be YYYY/MM/DD like any rational and normal peole use it!

@abbycross90210 4 года назад

Yeah, the English are soooooo rational.

@neko_3851 4 года назад

@@haverjamarosi680 so you go 2020/February(2)/25...?

@haverjamarosi680 4 года назад

@@neko_3851 Exactly. (so now its 2020.02.25 19:44) from the biggest to the smallest

@theguywhoisaustralian1465 3 года назад

Ah yes, the famously rational English. Invaded every country under the sun to expand their Britishness all over the world and who have soccer riots where hundreds of people die.

@lancebrowning4770 5 лет назад

I can't handle the way he says Filet O' Fish lol

@stikndip 5 лет назад

Lance Browning I think that’s the only thing that Americans pronounce the way it should be i.e. the French way. I once heard an American boxing commentator pronounce Guillermo Rigondeaux as “ Ree-gone-dee-owks”. I almost vomited.

@aakkkbbb 4 года назад

That's the way its pronounced here. Even in official advertising from maccas

@I.D.A-sw 6 месяцев назад

Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffieris and Dave Chappell together would be historic, they aren’t afraid to speak the truth in a comic way. 1 American 1 English man and 1 Australian it can’t be more hilarious and that!😂😂😂

@carriebizz 6 лет назад

I'm an Aussie and i totally agree with jim lol

@RaptorJesus. 6 лет назад

actually had my first fillet o' fish after this, damn you jim, you advertising pro you!

@ThisWasAMistake007 6 лет назад

I'm American and I don't understand Americans.

@will.s4893 5 лет назад

No one does any more

@wheresmyoldaccount 3 года назад

socket set in metric: 13mm, 14mm, 15mm, 16mm, 17mm... meanwhile socket set in imperial: 5/8", 21/32", 11/16", 3/4", 25/32" WTF? Why are you holding on to this antiquated nonsense, America?

@conors4430 4 года назад

I love how he asks if you can swear several minutes in after he’s already sworn several times lol

@iigormeltser9058 4 года назад

we are frucking polite in Australia

@vsquar3d 6 лет назад

This dude is fkn hilarious

@moreofawave 6 лет назад

He is literally one of the funniest comedians out there.

@marLamaDeo 6 лет назад

His interviews aren't that funny imo, his stand up is far better.

@aternialaffsalot 6 лет назад

NetMage11 found the gun nut!

@barcafanshd8378 6 лет назад

Is he?

@j2times2006 6 лет назад

Mildly amusing and I mean very very mild.

@mmarinicc 4 года назад

Jimmy Kimmel has the rich white guy laugh Jim was talking about in one of his bits lol

@JeremyGalloway 4 года назад

Nobody can successfully interview Jim. Nobody. Conan, Kimmel, Colbert, they all have no chemistry with him.

@abbycross90210 4 года назад

Given how many different people they HAVE successfully interviewed over the years, maybe the problem is Jim Jeffries.

@heartbreakrichy5826 5 лет назад

The way he says filet o fish is hilarious

@sheriashley7692 Год назад

The way he says it is the only way it’s pronounced in Australia 🇦🇺

@petegtorcan 6 лет назад

Totally DD/MM/YYYY Here in Canada it’s all over the place: DD/MM/YYYY, MM/DD/YYYY AND YYYY/MM/DD

@ksjaarda21 6 лет назад

Pete G tell me about it it's the worst! So frustrating when doing tax returns

@AD-df5tm 6 лет назад

I know! I never have any damn idea what people are doing when it comes to dates because in Canada everyone does something different.

@RanZR303 6 лет назад

lol I feel you.

@jobeduardohernandez7672 6 лет назад

Pete G unnj

@cmdtrigun 6 лет назад

Canada doesn't know whether they're American or European... I personally think that the month is a lot more relevant than the day for info on forms

@HayderAbdulridha 4 года назад

At McDonald's my "crew" was all lazy. I was taking orders, Watching over fries, packing orders, and taking orders. All that for $9. It was so much BS and soo many people mad at you even though you're not the one at fault. So I quit. Without telling after they screwedup my schedule for the 5th time.

@Alfa-yk2qh 3 года назад

My whole world came crushing down when they introduced the chicken mcnugget HAHA I FEEL THE SAME WAY

@roof1975 6 лет назад

Us Canadians don't even understand them... It's all good..

@gaelic229 6 лет назад

Lets talk aboot that

@MJFAN666 6 лет назад

We have Nickle and dimes.. Not that we pay attention to that.

@Fireball8800 6 лет назад

Ya eh

@Kloutkulture 6 лет назад

Kermit of Rivia LMAO that's the thing with accepting Muslims they try and islamisize everything!!!! Soft countries let them in then play games

@phoenixb4974 6 лет назад

Us americans cant even understand us

@cbglassiii9362 6 лет назад

Day/Month/Year seems fine to me. Then again, I'm used to it via the US Navy.

@haverjamarosi680 4 года назад

but year/month/day would make more sense! (like hour/minute/second)

@DeathWithinTenSteps 4 года назад

Year, month, day, hour, minute, second is commonly used by a lot of nato forces though. I just assumed that was from the US. I’ve been in service so long it’s the only way I can write it now.

@gerardovega7983 4 года назад

Jim is the best! He stole the show!

@rumbleish 4 года назад

precisely how I feel as a European started to live in US. Sometimes , my brain boils. why USA why ?

@dmoonnm505sb 6 лет назад

Jimmy told him there is a 5 and a 10 on the nickle and dime.. Well there is not that's how long since he touched change lol

@SmokeyTheBandit 6 лет назад

No, they just say on the back of them five cents, which is just as good. The nickel in my hand has it clearly displayed...

@PBMS123 5 лет назад

@@SmokeyTheBandit Yeah but for an Australian where our coins are literally just called 5c, 10c, 20c, 50c, $1, $2. Dime and nickel doesn't on the face of it tell you how much they are. It doesn't matter if it says it on the coin, it's about understanding it at the very beginning.

@T3hub3r1337 5 лет назад

Get into weed culture dude, it'll make sense real quick.

@RobotsOnFire 6 лет назад

Jim Jefferies a dad!? Now there's a lad I'm happy to see parenting!

@camera423 6 лет назад

This guy is right 💯

@1979Spica 2 года назад

I’m here for Jim Jefferies. Can not give a like because of Kimmel. Why is he famous?

@on2wheels378 6 лет назад

I was in the military (US). I write the day, month and year. Ex. 14Jul2018

@benabate7506 6 лет назад

On 2Wheels I might be wrong but don’t you use the metric system as well, in the military?

@Joshua.R.Sims. 6 лет назад

Ben Abate yes.

@benabate7506 6 лет назад

On 2Wheels well thanks for your service anyway mate, cheers from Aus

@on2wheels378 6 лет назад

Yes.

@RebeccaEd 6 лет назад

And what you call "military time"? We never write am/pm, 18:00 is six in the afternoon. Obviously... Do average americans not get that at all? I remember one guy not understanding what I meant and I was surprised he admitted it since its not hard to figure out even if youre not used to it.

@flumpftelly6719 6 лет назад

someone had coke in the bathroom..

@lone17wolf 6 лет назад

And Cheetos

@ebconnelly5067 6 лет назад

Vlad Vale haha

@age-ben4910 6 лет назад

+Flumpf Telly "I can't feel my face" - The Weeknd

@christopherhuff3123 6 лет назад

Its was great too. Its starting to drip down my throat and my teeth are numb.

@richardgordon 6 лет назад

Flumpf Telly I was wondering what was wrong! Used to be funny, now too much coke.

@Icecube88 6 лет назад

the u.s. needs to get rid of pennies and nickles.

@animock3051 6 лет назад

Icecube88 Why?

@Icecube88 6 лет назад

we waste money making pennies. they are absolutely worthless. and nickles because it makes counting easier. every number will end with a 0 or 5. if you want to make it even better, remove quarters. dimes and bills would be the only currency. every number would end with a 0. but pennies for sure should go.

@hungryblanket4413 6 лет назад

Ok, how about if I have no credit card and I have to pay $4.62

@Icecube88 6 лет назад

you would never have to pay .62 because pennies wouldn't exist. every number would end in a 0 or 5. right now you have to pay the .62 because pennies exist. or .61, .63, .64, and so on. if there were no pennies then it would be 4.55, 4.60, 4.65, etc. if you remove quarters then everything would be to the nearest dime.

@hungryblanket4413 6 лет назад

Icecube88 that's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard, you would have to completely redo the taxing system as well as everything on the market. That would take years and the people who have pennies will be upset they they are losing money