Jim Jefferies - Puking On Myself In Baghdad

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#JimJefferies on being scared out of his mind before performing for the US Military in Baghdad.
Jim Jefferies stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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@Mr-E39 7 лет назад

I love that you can see him trying desperately not to swear

@hobocop632 7 лет назад

Why can't he?

@hobocop632 7 лет назад

Yea but why, it's ridiculous.

@shinnicko5 7 лет назад

Yes. Kevin Bloody Wilson. 10/10

@DuchAmagi 7 лет назад

Seriously, can someone explain me this? Why you can't say 'cunt' ON THE STAGE doing COMEDY SHOW which everybody KNOWS could be ordinary? I've seen so many stand ups where people say offensive words and sentences. So what's the problem saying such a word like 'cunt' in this specific circumstances in 2017 in a western part of the world? What would they do to him if he was saying 'cunt'? Would they boo him? Really? They laughed at killing people but you can't say a specific word because it's offensive?

@amazed66 7 лет назад

It's probably because they would think he was a bit of a cunt.

@WouterSadonis 7 лет назад

Hahaha at 1:34 "The cu... guy in blue". He must've had the warning to mind his language. I've seen him do this part a couple of others time and swears a lot more in those.

@amazed66 5 лет назад

I think that's why he laughed himself when nearly slipping up.

@nathanpearson8915 5 лет назад

Wouter Sadonis you can’t say cunt in canadian comedy clubs

@MrAatami 5 лет назад

'Murica got to him, not just that.

@CarlosBeo 5 лет назад

2:52 blame Ron and Janice

@Demonmixer 5 лет назад

@@nathanpearson8915 My mate Kev told me that...

@iGoNoLimitWrestling 7 лет назад

1:33 he almost says cunt but stops himself lol

@spartawar117 7 лет назад

Yea I was honestly waiting for him to say "That blue cunt looks important" I would have pissed myself laughing I was so prepared but then he doesn't. Biggest blue ball of my life

@siki4364 6 лет назад

In the old version he said "the cunt in blue looks important" so not wrong

@DD-sq3mr 6 лет назад

its really odd to watch without the cursing.

@TTVelit3monster 5 лет назад

“I was just saying mate”😂

@danielallen6807 7 лет назад

Replacing the word cunt with guy must be killing him on the inside

@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 6 лет назад

"I bet our bullets can reach him" - "oh yeah" And the little guy died

@boahnation9932 4 года назад

Meh...

@rosemarydudley9954 3 года назад

Janco van der Westhuizen..... "and the little tnuc died"

@619ck154 7 лет назад

It's weird seeing him tell this clean

@DrOSami 7 лет назад

I am from Baghdad "beautiful city ... untouched" love you Jim

@ElohAraphel 5 лет назад

Dr. Sami you’re deranged. You’re occupied. Your people are being killed. What’s funny about that.

@gifctdotorgthought-police3706 4 года назад

@@ElohAraphel I was out there in 2007. I thought the country had a unique beauty to it. Had some locals teach me a bit of arabic. nice people overall.

@rosemarydudley9954 3 года назад

@@ElohAraphel - it's just a joke...It's Jim being Jim, Telling it like it is. Someone pulled your funny plug out..

@imgoingonholidaytovietnam3631 7 лет назад

It's so much better when he swears

@rosemarydudley9954 3 года назад

Totally agree...adds that much more to his story telling.

@giatrakou3313 7 лет назад

Strugling not to swear!

@TonyRascal777 7 лет назад

Struggling to spell

@RemotePixels 5 лет назад

You have to say gateway to her guts

@looka698 6 лет назад

Kinda silly how he's not allowed to swear but he's allowed to tell stories about soldiers killing people.

@missundies 4 года назад

But he says dick head right at the beginning, does that not count? Lol.

@missundies 4 года назад

@@pittzz and swear words is worse than that because...?

@dubious6718 4 года назад

In America, bloody killing is allowed, but tits and cursing are not

@somekid7 4 года назад

that's murica for ya. bass ackwards since money runs the game and arbitrary rules make it harder for the others to reach the top. the big dogs aren't ready to give up their spots yet

@mattcullen6109 4 года назад

Yeah. It's says alot about the So called decency lawmakers real morality lays. I live in a country where the swearing is pretty much just normal. He wouldn't have thought about saving cunt. He probably would not have even noticed saying it. But we don't see much murder. I think I will keep it our way. Fuck the political correctness. And the poor little cunt died.he did Just a basic fact.

@rsuffridge1 5 лет назад

"I didn't mean to ruin anyone's day."

@sammyboy19951 5 лет назад

The last part of the joke has me dying 😂😂😂

@satagaming9144 4 года назад

it's ok, had the little guy dying too

@omryheller8766 7 лет назад

LOL he makes so much effort not to say cunt

@JumpinJAKEFlash 6 лет назад

One of my favorite comedians of all time. He’s savagely hilarious!

@rosemarydudley9954 3 года назад

Jumping JAKE Flash ... probably because he tells it like it is...TRUTH in all his stories.

@siki3620 5 лет назад

I had to swear where he didnt just to make myself feel comfortable

@theseigemeister 7 лет назад

Jim is friggin' hilarious! Wish Netflix would put Fully Dysfunctional back up for streaming.

@nebzila 7 лет назад

What's with the weird edit at 0:32? Jim says "they flew me and my manager into kuwait in a normal passenger plane" and it cuts to a close up of a couple laughing.

@sarge420 3 года назад

Thanks for working with the USO. We appreciate you making us laugh.

@CANNIBoy 7 лет назад

This man is not on my television enough

@jibaku3947 5 лет назад

"the cuu guy is blue looks important"

@jameskrill5394 6 лет назад

I sneezed the moment he said bang. Don't think I should be as proud of myself as I am.

@artiezonk 7 лет назад

Are you seriously trying to tell me that this video doesn't work in Canada where the festival was filmed?

@0Zolrender0 4 года назад

Because you carn't say cunt in Canada!!!

@Jpositive 7 лет назад

LoVin It ..

@kittyunderwood8918 7 лет назад

"I'll bet our bullets can reach him" "oh yeah" *shoots*

@aliyahstevens4385 3 года назад

The whole Bagdad joke was great especially the little guy exploded

@joaobaetadesousa782 4 года назад

Awesome bit

@pepinillorick5741 4 года назад

¿What do freedom figthers figth ? Exactly.

@itsobamanigga3542 7 лет назад

i was just saying mate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@OasisMusicGallagher 4 года назад

Best bit from Alcoholicaust !

@dillyDillzmuaythai4life 4 года назад

He needs to make more stand up

@danyul4u186 7 лет назад

Him trying not to say cunt is the funniest thing

@jacobmitchell9753 7 лет назад

This is so funny.

@bmarshall811 5 лет назад

1:34 second mark he almost said cunt. He must be in Canada. Those guys are always too polite lol.

@federicoeiriz42 7 лет назад

Will he ever perform in This is not happening ?

@conorlynch2879 6 лет назад

My all time favourite JJ bit. Just too bad he had to censor it.

@AlexPerez-ig8yd 4 года назад

Hahahaha good bit

@jan-willemdebruijn3376 4 года назад

Cu... umm guy in blue looks important 😂

@09Dragonite 4 года назад

Holy fucking shit 😂😂😂 Jim "I bet our bullets could reach him!" Gunner "Oh, you think?" (Kills a guy)

@bjw4859 Год назад

" I bet our bullets can reach him " " oh yeah " little guy dies, now I have beer coming out my nose I laughed so hard.

@keithmulderig753 7 лет назад

this is in legit you guys can watch it.

@anywallsocket 2 года назад

Jim explains how someone got killed The crowd: HAHAHAHA 👀

@rodneybarr5502 3 года назад

Does the enemy give a shit. 😂😂

@Sean.Vosler 2 года назад

I’m very curious if the end of that story was real events lol

@bitifor Год назад

0:31 reminds me of those Chinese state televised shows where they show people applauding or laughing when clearly no one does.

@YR7A 4 года назад

looks like the Aussie version of Julian from trailer park boys.

@DnosSFS 7 лет назад

oh the hell Jim Jefferies censored is not the same

@wuftchan8299 4 года назад

baghdad sounds like a prank or a game

@stezzerman 6 лет назад

finally! A video of Jim on cocaine

@NoName-hl8wb Год назад

I have Heard of jokes Killing before but that joke he told the gunner actually Killed.

@lucafrings6246 7 лет назад

@ayokay123 Год назад

Definitely up with with Chappelle, Burr, and just a few others.

@Raxxer1993Q8 7 лет назад

I'm from Kuwait. Nobody cares I know. I'm just saying, mate.

@SpicyPablo808 7 лет назад

RaxxTV whoopty fucking do

@brocksdaddy081910 5 лет назад

Beautiful city

@Angel.Diez.Ovelar 2 года назад

Do You have Slaves ?

@burningmisery 7 лет назад

he's so fucking drunk. amazing how he pulls it off every time.

@mickmac1888 7 лет назад

No he's not.

@BlackSabbath1989 7 лет назад

he looks pretty sober to me in this one

@burningmisery 7 лет назад

I don't think he's ever fully sober when doing stand up.

@85Aheadstix 7 лет назад

He's Australian, we're technically born drunk.

@burningmisery 7 лет назад

GamerDares wins That's how you come into this world, and that's how you should get out - drunk and fighting a tiger on meth!

@tahakhabouss6558 5 лет назад

he is trying so hard not to say cunt 😂

@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE 4 года назад

Is this edited?

@statesecretmusic 7 лет назад

Is this the show where afterwards he has the 2 quebecois broads and cocaine story that he would tell years later?

@GlossaME 4 года назад

Avy says Hy

@PeterHatch-mx7zc 7 лет назад

two

@ajgilliam111 5 лет назад

All the ppl saying he can’t swear....he did many times. What am I missing?

@NoMeNoProblems 4 года назад

Hi, he usually says the 'c' word a lot. :)

@doyle201206 7 лет назад

Jim in a kindergarten just don't work.

@peadar-o 4 года назад

... and the little guy dies...

@85Aheadstix 7 лет назад

Ummm sure, dunno bout the tiger and meth bit though. i have tried meth, weird shit.

@nyjtheprafet9536 6 лет назад

Luis C K said the same joke about the army guys killing someone from a chopper. Who stole who's joke?

@knutina86 4 года назад

No fun when he is sober. No swearing 😂 kidd-friendly, not his best ☺️

@scipioafricanus5871 4 года назад

Should have been "c**t in blue looks important" FFS!

@mariesecrist7919 5 лет назад

FCC has really screwed his comedy skit that’s very sad

@Thickcurves 4 года назад

The bottom of blackhawks are not bullet proof.

@m.serdardemiral8691 4 года назад

Wait... this shit is cencored

@matytreur 5 лет назад

He looks soo depressed

@Akard517hell 4 года назад

He litterally made a killing joke

@azimuth361 5 месяцев назад

The dirty version's better.

@andrewchard2488 4 года назад

he did well not saying fuck or cunt,aussies & kiwi's use those words like others use but or umm

@oops262686 7 лет назад

seriously. the guy was shot jus like that

@OurHouseNiittyla 7 лет назад

Yup

@epictetus9221 7 лет назад

I don't think that part was necessarily true

@ericwright4297 7 лет назад

Well, what'd you expect? That's what an invasion is.

@mr.k905 6 лет назад

Wether it's true or not, it's really scary that everybody is laughing.

@GigaSeadramon 6 лет назад

saurabh he was shooting at them first.

@PeterHatch-mx7zc 7 лет назад

nobody could be that smart with one dick or dummy must have to

@CharlieDBrown 6 лет назад

Awh. This is the shitty censored version of this story. Where can I find the good, original version? :/ Edit: Hell Yeah! Found it. Just google "jim jefferies iraq helicopter story" and click on the Live Leak link. Should be the top search result

@JS-hi3oo 6 лет назад

You can tell he tries hard not to say cunt.. .

@JalapenoJoseph 4 года назад

Replacing "cunt" with "guy" just ruins the bit. Great comedian stiffled by modern day censorship.

@Ampwich 6 лет назад

So the enemy knows he's a civilian? Couldn't the troops wear it in that case? Go undercover? lol Also, people in the comments be like "I WANNA HEAR SWEARING" lol

@gabrielpazos8404 3 года назад

Why the fuck isn't he allowed to swear? Is he performing for a crowd of 4 year olds?

@sanborn2010 5 лет назад

go Iraq to entertain the Imperialist US

@ageckomiller 4 года назад

Boy has he fallen.

@ElohAraphel 5 лет назад

Anyone who has been in a war zone wouldn’t find this funny... at all

@ericacossins8811 5 лет назад

Yeah nah, not true mate

@calibrazxr750 5 лет назад

I've been in a war zone and I found this hilarious.

@solidaritytime3650 4 года назад

Respecting the troops... What a concept. The firing crew of the largest terrorist state in the world are not to be respected merely for having submitted themselves to said terrorist state. If you are angry because of what I just said, please watch the film "manufacturing consent" here on RU-vid for free.