Aaaand it's so good cause he stole it from Doug Stanhope. A whole different tier of Comedian. He also admitted it later on and Doug didn't care much cause it was an old, insignificant bit and he already had new material. You an still find it online: watch?v=wZt4VBbbwgY
@@onpsxmember I'm glade he did then, because Dougs version was pretty rough and rambling like most of the stuff I've seen from him. Jim added a bunch of stuff and turned it into a highly polished gem. I haven't seen Jim do much in the way of improv or audience participation but few can match him when it comes to story telling.
Omfg another gem...you know you’ve got gold as a comedian when you have a story like this that’s so crazy, you wouldn’t have ever thought of making it up cuz it’s that crazy it actually happened 😂
@@CanadiansReact I'll second this suggestion! He hasn't done standup in awhile now, since he's been focusing more on playwriting and music, but he's got some great classic sets like Tony the Fish, Storm, and really any of his musical comedy.
Yesus Cripes! I've had over a 100 colonoscopies in my life, 2 bowel resections, and the chopsticks freaked me out. Only thing comparable was a very VERY stupid mastubatory moment with a nightlight lightbulb at 15 that stayed in for 2 days and I was terrified of being hit & the glass breaking. No I'm not an idiot, but every chick tries it with SOMETHING. It just happened to break the rubber glove it was in at the time I was using it. It came out, as is. Most girls use markers for some reason. He's lucky he didn't cause a serious tear.
jimm jefferies and bert kreischer both havin hilarious stories where they have "sex accidents" and say "i should've gone to the anne frank museum instead" xD coincidence?
Every half decent comedian has a sex joke although this was more of a poo joke which all comedians also have. Maybe he stole the line about should of being doing something different.
@@CanadiansReact Part 1: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2LaYILqP9KA.html Part 2: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-s_vDZ1aEwKM.html
Oh, no! 😂 For anyone watching who might not realize this was all just a joke and wasn't a real story: if anything like this happens to you, PLEASE go to the hospital immediately. You'd be quite surprised at the variety of objects emergency room doctors have removed from people's rectums.
