Jim Jefferies -- Airplane Etiquette -- Fully Functional 

"I had no idea you were gay." "...fuckin' yeah..."

"I know but how do you know." Ha!

"we live in a society, we're not animals!" I'm using that!

Nothing on this earth is more beautiful than the way an Aussie says "cunt". Sincerely, -Canada.

"People were yelling at me calling me a racist, and I was like, I know, but how do you know?" - One of my favorite Jefferies lines of all time :D

He's right. When I fly in the middle, the clowns on both sides take the armrests. Bloody rude.

5:00 - That "I know" had me laughing so much!

He does a good American accent

Jim could make even the most boring story interesting

He’s not drunk, he’s just Australian

If someone steals your armrest, just start casually stroking their hand. When they look at you, stop and act as casual as possible. Maybe make casual small talk. Repeat as often an nessesary. If nothing else, you will get the satisfaction of knowing you f***ed with their mind and made their trip uncomfortable and your trip a little more entertaining.

"as a proud gay man myself..." I'M USING THAT ONE!

I'm in the middle seat on a plane watching this. This should be part of the in-flight safety presentation.

‘Why are you such a cunt?’ ‘I would be dying laughing on that flight 😂💀

A lot of Aussies talk like this. QUEENslander.

This should played in every aircraft soon after the safety instructions. Passengers may face the "unlikely event" once in their lifetime but this arm rest is a nightmare. So this video must be played :)

Yes it is...We're having a fight. - LOL!

He always sounds like he's drunk.

I luv his American accent

*W E L I V E I N A S O C I E T Y*

As a Brit, I've been called a "limey bastard" multiple times and...it's just the worst insult (in the sense of being lame, not offensive) when you know where it comes from. It originates from British Sailors being given limes and other citrus fruits to prevent the onset of scurvy on long voyages and this being rare due to the British Navy being one of the few in the world at the time capable of supplying such 'luxurious' foodstuffs. So, essentially, the insult is "Haha! We've all got scurvy and you haven't! Your teeth aren't falling out and your bones aren't decaying! What a loser!" And...yeah...not sure how devastated our Sailors were to hear that - it's kind of like a blind person going "Yeah, enjoy that rainbow two eyes!"

I hate people that disregard plane etiquette. There is a special place in hell.

"No one is watchin the *FAHCHHKEN* MOVIE"

On a long flight, my steward was a male, very girlish. As we were boarding the plane he said to me "Good morning dear, will this be for business or pleasure ?" Without thinking I blurted out "Well, I don't know.....what did you have in mind ?" That flight was a lot of fun and so was he.....we all loved him

This is not the situation to swear in (yes it fucking is were having a fight)

He's just fucking brilliant. I don't even care how offensive he gets, he makes a solid point every time 👍

Jefferies tells hilarious warped stories well.

My favorite thing he does wis whenever the audience reacts and he just goes, “I know!”

"I had no idea you were gay!" LMAO, that was priceless!!!

I ACTUALLY DID THIS, on a recent flight. Some tall dude (2meters +) had changed his seat and I was in the middle, this a***ole took both arm rests, at some point during our struggle he said: "could you stop, i'm trying to sleep"... and then... it hit me... years of training for this moment.... I said: "I'm sorry to bother you, you should learn some plane etiquette, the one on the aisle gets.. bla bla bla.... we're not animals! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" jajajajajaja the guy just said: I'm sorry. Got both armrests fot the rest of my 11 hour flight!

Holy shit, other people have arguments in their head with other people who aren't even aware of it!

The C bomb is one of the best words ever and put it with the F bomb , perfection

“I know but how did they know?!” 😂

Love how he sounds drunk but when he does American accent immediately becomes sober 😆

The more I see of him, the more I like him. He's funny, and doesn't give a shit if he's crude!

"Well good sir I think you are mistaken" Fucking hilarious.

Should definitely be the video they show at the start of the flight!

This was beautiful.

Jim, you're my hero.

I love how he is wasted but still tells great jokes

*"fagin the fk out"* Holy crap, choked, and it keeps getting funnier 🤯

Jim is like Harry Potter before he learned he was a wizard. That glass of beer on the ground keeps appearing and disappearing. lol

His American accent DUUUUDE HAHAAA.

I haven't laughed that hard at someone's stand up in a very long time.

“I know but how do you know” is the best line. Funny guy.

One of my favorite comedians. Legend!

Jim Jeffries and Bill Burr are my go to comics - always great bits and unparalleled delivery.

I don't know if this really happened, but he was pretty damn convincing

Jim Jefferies sounds like Ryan Reynolds when he goes American.

This is fuckin comedy GOLD!!!

Love how all comedians does airport/airplane stories because they all travel all the time :D

Best standup of the 2010’s! So good! 👏👏👏

‘In for a penny, in for a pound.’

one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen!

2:04 😂I HAD TO SPIT OUT MY DRINK

Comic genius. Can't believe I didn't discover you till I was 44!!! Please come to Scotland, you'll be loved here!

Best, funniest comedian of al time

Can't wait to see him in November!!! Super excited!!

i fucking love this shit, only comedian that gets me fucking laughing shitless from start to finish

This made me laugh out loud! Alone on the deck :)

Do ya'll know that the oxygen masks are there to muffle the screams as we're going down?? Lmao

I watched every single video of Jim's that I could find on YT. He's totally smart and hilarious!!:))

I love this dude!! Super Funny!!

"I know...but how do you know?" FUUUCK XD

This man is a comic genius!!! Very smart as for he’s observational comedy phenomenal

So awesome he got back at what is usually the other way around. Loud at the movies, pushy in line, disrespectful of everyone else...its great to hear he got one over.

At some point the beer disappears and I can't think of anything else.

I love his comedy.

Gone: 0:38 I just want to know... Did his beer go on a 4-minute vacation? Back: 5:07

Love his comedy so much.

Oh I love this one...always have...came back for a little Airplane racism😂😘🇨🇦

This is glorious.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, airplanes had roomy seats, and two armrest for each person!

friend showed me this guy on RU-vid other day have been watching all his videos on YT and love them. Generally smart and funny

I laughed so hard. 😂

I looked at my elbows while watching this in my chair and my elbows are firmly planted on the back of my arm rests. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE FRONT OF THE ARM REST! 🤣🤣🤣

never laughed so much watching this guy, so funny.

And bang! I'm back in! Love it 😂

Love his Chappellesque delivery in this one

'try not to rape'. Alright Jim I will try my best not to.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

If I had a dollar for every time I've listened to this routine.... Saw Jefferies here in Chicago a couple of years ago a month after Ricky Gervais. Although Gervais was decent, Jefferies had me and my 80-something year old mom falling into the aisle with laughter. Up, Gunta, UP!!! :D

Airplanes in the 70-80's actually had room for everyone.

Jim jefferies you are a bloody legend

quality as usual, I love all your material its quality if you are ever in Liverpool let me know would love a pint or ten in your company

Never gets old!!

Oh! "Air stewardesses"! I finally figured it out!

This is so funny.

OMG this is fucking awesome

Love this guy

"Elbow into my ribcage" "Maybe you should lose some weight" What from his skeletal structure?

"...I don't think those people ever retired."

that cheered up my day!

Wow, love him. So beautifully Aussie. 💖💯👍

Is he drunk during his specials? Lol he’s awesome

0:36 WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Love your comedy 🤓🌷 Your "there's a panda, go F the panda" in "I swear to God" was one of the few things that could me laugh so hard these days.... (Greetings from Iran 🙋🌷)

This is great!

Everyone who keeps asking, "Why does his drink keep disappearing?" listen up: These comedy specials are filmed on more than one night, and they edit together the scene from different ones. He wears the same thing each night, and they set up each stage the same way. It's not actually the same night.

Genius!!!!