I was walking around the Supermarket recently and had an overwhelming need to FART! a quick peek around me, all clear! I released a real eye waterer, one that burnt the hair in my nostrils! A tiny voice behind me said "Your disgusting, that is the most filthy smell I have ever experienced, You have NO CLASS whatsoever" said the shriveled up quaint old lady, Hell I DIDN'T SEE HER THERE! She blind sided me! But I quickly replied "Do you know though that I can just gag and walk away pointing my finger at you! shouting OH MY GOD! And the others won't think for a second it was me!
