Jimeoin - I Pissed Myself Once 

I love jimoein. No political. Nothing 'serious'. Only real life. Been coming back to this for years.

My favourite comedian. Guy is brilliantly funny.

...you need to post regularly Jimmy. You make some you tube moolah...not to mention giving us all a laugh

He's hilarious 😂

That's gold. After Christmas drinks with friends I barely made it to the loo. Was sitting down due to my inebriated state. Then needed to throw up. Thought I'd get it in the space between my legs. Nup. All over my jeans. And knees.

Pissing myself laughing! :-)

Nearly pissed myself laughing at the "deep piss" part.

wow so early ! little day brightener that was! kia ora for that :)

"light cords" 🤣

Sounds a bit like my dog. He's had back surgery due to a slipped disc so he's a bit wobbly on his pins. He'll often trot up to a tree, cock his leg then completely miss the tree and piss on his front legs instead.

Legend

😂😂😂that’s gold!

Oh I hear ya and feel ya pain Jim

I'm f*ing crying

I'm hearing ya

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Come back to Newcastle upon Tyne

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It's true that the closer you get to a toilet the more you need to go.weird.

I once shit myself in the toilet. I was riding home from work and i did one of THOSE farts. I straight up raced to the next public toilet I remember exists, i got off the bike, nearly dropping it. As i got into the cubicle, I had to get my jacket off, why i wasnt already doing it is beyond me, i got my jacket off, pulled at my belt and as i just got to my pants it happened. I was so disappointed in my ass for this betrayal. Had to spend the next half an hour cleaning up whilst finishing off. Thank god this time it wasnt in front of people.

I really did come here to have a laugh but this is a bit too shallow.....even after several beers.