Jimmy Cornette critiques the WrestleRock Rumble 

I'm Jim Cornette in my polyester jacket. Gonna deck Vince Russo with the tennis racket. Gonna go on a rant that ends in a jumble. Then dance along to the wrestlerock rumble.

I'm RVD, ECW's old breed The whole damn show, I smoke a lot of weed Got caught high, driving through the tumble Probably won't make it to the WrestleRock Rumble

I'm Verne Gagne, and my style is old. I wouldn't change, even though I was told. The last years of my promotion were a boring jumble. I couldn't even save it with the WrestleRock Rumble.

I'm Dixie Carter, And I own TNA My production workers are behind on pay They will work, and they will grumble I'm not paying them at the Wrestlerock Rumble

I can picture it.. Nick Bockwinkel, gets out of a limo, walks into the studio, listens to the beat for 5 seconds, Nails it in one take, then redoes the acoustics in the studio, fixes the equalizer settings, teaches the engineers german, and walks out like a Pimp. Other than Larry Zbyszko, the rest of it should not only be destroyed, and never spoken of again.

I'm Marty Janetty, I spit mad rhymes, excuse me one second while I snort these lines, oh shit I'm out of coke, I think I'm in trouble, oh well I'll score some more at the Wrestlerock Rumble!

Im the Shockmaster ill beat up them all, i lost my shiny helmet when i fell through that wall Let me try again and i will not tumble, And ill main event at the wrestlerock rumble

I'm Jeff Jarrett, greatest wrestler 'round When I play guitar, you can't hear a sound, If Vince wants me back, he'll pay double, Cause I ain't jobbing for free at the WrestleRock Rumble...

The name's Vince Russo, writer slash singer, I steal story lines from Jerry Springer Gotta sloppy accent and I always mumble Only thing worse than my writing is the add for the WresleRock Rumble!

Greg Gagne's "IM IN A RAGE" is the highlight of this.

I'm Daniel Bryan, I got popped in the head diagnosed with concussion, brain is clinically dead but if you book me to work, I'll bump 'til my neck crumbles it's a career ending night at the wrestlerock rumble!

I almost wet my pants laughing when Jimmy covered his mouth at the sight of Scott and Curt.

I'm Vince Russo; The Power That Be, Ted Turner threw so much money at me, If Hogan cries, I'll make him humble, And YOU'LL NEVER SEE THAT BIG BALD SON OF A BITCH AGAIN at the WrestleRock Rumble.

I'm Jim Cornette and you know I'm right. I stuff my mouth full of cheeseburgers and sprite. I fell off a scaffold and took a big tumble. I blame Vince Russo for the Wrestlerock Rumble.

My name is Kurt Angle, and what the heck I won a gold medal with a broken' friggin' neck. With my three "I"s, I may not sound very humble, But I'll still make you tap at the WrestleRock Rumble.

My name's New Jack. My forehead's disgusting. Ever since that scaffold bump, my ring work's rusty. I've passed out in more alleys than Barney Gumble If I didn't have warrants, I'd be at the WrestleRock Rumble!

I'm Joey Ryan and I'm out of work Though it serves me right, cos' I'm a sleazey jerk Put my hand in my trunks and start to fumble I should be in handcuffs, come the Wrestle Rock Rumble!

I'm Dave Meltzer and I'm an arse My wrestling star system is a goddam farce I love Omega, he's so very humble I'm gonna give him six stars at the Wrestle Rock Rumble

nick bockwinkel and larry zbyszko got the best parts :)

Corny on Curt Hennig “he even took a good bump into the pool”. 💪🏽🙌🏻

The name's John Cena, The Doctor of Thuganomics. My skin maybe white but I speak fluent ebonics. This roster has talent but I hate to burst your bubble's I'm not putting any of you over at the WrestleRock Rumble. Word Life!

LOOOLL their reaction when they see Verne at 3:01 is just priceless.

I'm Lex Luger and I'm pissed now Beat Yoko for the belt? Vince wouldn't allow So bring your tight t shirts and come to the show Will I even be at the Wrestlerock Rumble? I DON'T KNOWWWW

I'm Zack Ryder and they don't pay me I've jobbed more times than Colin Delaney I'm just living in a bubble I hope I get booked for Wrestle Rock Rumble

My name is Kane, I'm the devil's favorite demon If you come up to me I'll leave you screamin When my pyro goes off you know you're in trouble, but I'll put you over at the Wrestlerock Rumble

My name is Randy, son of Hep-C Orton I make wrestling fans yawn with boredom I was given the ball, oh God it's a fumble If I botch, watch my biceps at the WrestleRock Rumble

This makes Vince's stand back performance at the slammys look like a Grammy winner.

Jim's reaction to Verne coming on screen was priceless.

I'm CM Punk and I quit WWE, Because I thought I'd make it big in the UFC, But Mickey Gall beat my ass and made me humble, So my next fight will be at the Wrestlerock Rumble.

his reaction when Verne comes on kills me every time.

"I'm Vince McMahon and I've got a lot of clout, your company's done 'cause I've bought you out. You're fired - you're fired, AWA's took a tumble, because you produced the WrestleRock Rumble".

My name's Hulk Hogan And I'm here to say The WWF signed me so I'm leaving AWA So long brother, cant wait for this hellhole to crumble I won't be at the WrestleRock Rumble

I'm David Otunga and I'm a dud, son Only known for being Mr. Jennifer Hudson My skills are weak, I botch and I stumble Begging for a spot at the wrestlerock rumble!

The names Lex Luger, you can call me crypt keeper, I ran out of roids and now there's nobody weaker, now I'm also a religious nut and prayers are all that I mumble, I'm so washed up you'll find me at the wrestle rock rumble!

Finally, the Rock has returned to bring some class And to layeth the smack down on your candy ass. But there’s one thing that has the Great One puzzled Who’s the jabroni that booked the Rock on the Wrestle Rock Rumble?!

"He took a good bump in the pool." i lost my shit.

Nick Bockwinkel = The new Eminem!! Greg Gange= The new Vanilla Ice!!

I'm Bret Hart and Vince can't pay Looking forward to my next Sunny day Four out of ten promo? I'm not that humble I screwed myself at the WrestleRock Rumble IT'S BULLSHIT!

My Name is Stephanie and im such a snob, I only have a husband because he wanted a job. When we come out on RAW our ratings start to tumble, Hell, next year their might not be, a WrestleRock Rumble.

This is the PERFECT example of a "both best and worst thing ever" situation LOL classic cheesy shit. Yo I'm Vincent K McMahon and my wallet is fat I sleep less than owls, and treat folks like rats. Forget Iron Shiek, No-one can make me humble, I'll enjoy screwing the fans again, at the wrestle rock rumble!

I'm Kevin Nash, big daddy cool I'm gonna take these vanilla midgets to school Of my six moves my hair flip is critical I'll get political at the WrestleRoc- tore my quad.

Their reaction to Greg Gagne was priceless.

By the way, Nick Bockwinkel is a better rapped than Lil' Wayne.

Zbyszko was actually pretty good.

My name's Scott Steiner. You know where it's at. I don't like Samoa Joe. "HE'S FAT!!!!!!!" Listen to my promos. And hear me stumble. Botchamania will record me at the Wrestlerock Rumble. "HUH!?!?!?!"

I'm actually not surprised at all that bockwinkel killed that freestyle

I'm Big Van Vader making Shawn Michaels hurl I have been THE man since Boy Meets World Ain't nobody gonna make me humble It's Vader Time here at the Wrestle Rock Rumble.

I'm Kevin Nash and I'm in the clique I lost the world title by a finger poke I tried to book the shows but I would often fumble I'll tear my quad at WrestleRock Rumble!

Cornette did the big reactions at exactly the same parts I did: Greg Gagne freaking out, Hall and Hennig as Christy Canyon's latest costars, Larry's scream, and Verne's end rap. Favorite comment: "He did a good bump into the pool".

my name is Jayson, but you know me as JTG I was that wrestler who left WWE Not working for them makes me humble I'm not booked for the Wrestlerock Rumble

crazy to see shawns beginnings and how legendary he wound up. awesome.

I love Jim’s face, and the little clap at 2:07

First name Dixie, Last name Carter I been getting beat by Vince's Daughter I always cut bad promos with a humble Now TNA will be sold at the WrestleRock Rumbe

The Verne reaction alone was worth the price of the DVD.

Rip in Scott ledoux! This is classic!

The wrestle rock rumble lyrics here in the comments made me giggle. Totally made my day! 🤣

I'm Nick Hogan, You know me, I crashed a car into a Florida Palm Tree I injured my friend with a crumble Now watch me finish it at the Wrestlerock Rumble

3:02 stop at the right time for the Cornette Face.

Priceless reaction when Greg Gagne popped up.

I'm Vince McMahon and I'm head of the team. I better not see any superstar stream. I'll be sure to make your twitch account crumble. So if you don't want to be fired go and do the Wrestlerock Rumble!

this has been stuck in my head all day.

that wrestle rumble was pretty funny.Especially because its a parody of the super bowl shuffle. And I never knew kurt henning and scott hall were in a tag team back in the 80s.

My name is Sunny & I'm in jail. This ain't a work. I can't make bail. I killed an old man & my life's took a tumble. I guess I won't make it to the WrestleRock Rumble

I'm Ric Flair and I'm older than dirt! I need to stop wrestling before I get hurt! It's too bad my finances took a tumble, now I gotta wrestle at the wrestlerock rumble! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hennig and Hall seems like an amazing team.

Curt and Scott were the best and also the gayest part, lol

The name's John Cena, and I'm here to say I need a heel turn in the worst way But as the new Hogan, I guess that would be trouble Just gotta deal with being booed at the WrestleRock Rumble

I'm Jeff Hardy and I like to smoke. I've blown many spots like that Sin Cara bloke. If I try to cut a promo I will fumble. You can bet I'll be high at the Wrestlerock Rumble!

Nick Bockwinkel has wicked flow!

I'm Cm Punk and I drop pipebombs When I don't get my way I cry for my mom Took my ball and went home, now my bills are in trouble I'll be crawling back with my tail between my legs at the WrestleRock Rumble

"I want Brody and I want him in a Cage!" Corny:🙄

i thought Nick Bockwinkel Scott Hall and Mr Perfect were all great.

hey yo im still waiting for that nick bockwinkel album to drop

I am currently mad at my parents for not attending the Wrestlerock Rumble at the Dome.

Larry Zybsbo(can someone help me say his last name or type) and the referee had a good in time with the music

still better than anything icp could produce

OH Crap I remember this!! Greg Gagne in a rage!!!

I'm Jake the snake, cold like dry ice Be it Savage or Dibease, step up name your price I'll leave you 24 cold with a DDT tumble lay my snake on you at the wrestlerock rumble.

I'm Ric Flair! *blades* (BEST COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO EVER, REPOSTED BECAUSE FUCK RU-vid)

I'm Steve Borden, you know me as Sting I signed with WWE, this past Spring So now i'm leaving TNA, with a humble it'll be showtime at the WrestleRock Rumble

jim cornette critique should be a serie

You gotta admit - It was so bad it was hilariously good. This should be played at parties worldwide. And we wonder why AWA is history . . . During it's heyday though - Sans this BS - They put on some damn good matches.

THE COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO, HOLY FUCK, I'M DYING.

Jim is fully immersed. He would have bought this pay per view.

WrestleCountry-Waylon Jennings was the musical performer

I'm John Cena, and I read a script. I can't wrestle, but I'm kind of ripped. The kids all cheer when I fight out of trouble. I'll do it again at the WrestleRock Rumble.

I'm Vince Russo, and I'm a joke. My booking would give Kevin Nash a stroke. I book at promotions, watch me fumble. I'll book the main event at the WrestleRock Rumble!

Verne Gagne, rapper. Check, please.

The look that Jim and the other guy made when Verne's part came up was priceless.....When he said that Verne was given too many words and almost popped his dentures..LMFAO.....Jim Cornette is the greatest!!

Rap super group - John Cena, K-Kwik, Road Dogg & Larry Zybyzko someone book this now

Bockwinkel's straight spittin!

I'm Vince McMahon, wish I'd learned from the NWA no telling where the business would be today No Sports Entertainment or all that jumble I'll take my kids to the WrestleRock Rumble

I'm Jim Cornette and I hate this song There's a funny video where I get things wrong (/watch? v=c7n5XOy0xNw) I wanna smack Vince Russo til he's seeing double But he'll probably run away from the wrestle rock rumble

I am the Undertaker but you don’t know me yet. I made everyone famous let’s not forget. I deliver last rides and watch opponents crumble. In the WWE at the proper royal rumble.

Bockwinkle was awesome at this

I'm Jimmy Snuka., What happened in the Hotel? One things for sure I'll never tell. As for Nancy , didn't Vince tell you .. it was a stumble. Instead of singing Jailhouse rock... we're rapping the WrestleRock Rumble.

The name is Hall, first name Scott I once shot a guy in a parking lot When i hit middle age i'll make my liver crumble From all the alcohol abuse which starts at the wrestlerock rumble.

Last name Anderson, first name Ole, I'm old, mean and plain grumpy. I hate Flair and I hate Vince, because I think they are the shits. I lost all my friends and now I just grumble cuz I'm not going to the wrestle rock rumble.

I LOLed at the "early curtain call" comment.

I’m Marty Jannetty and I just confessed to murder.