Jimmy Kimmel Knows How to Get Trump to Leave. Marry Him!

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Guillermo recaps last night's Lakers game, and Jimmy talks about honoring Dr. Fauci for Time Magazine’s list of the 100 most influential people, COVID candy ideas for a disappointing Halloween, new concerns about foreign interference in the election, the first debate between Trump and Biden, Trump's response to the Breonna Taylor verdict, Mike Pence telling the same phony story about Trump everywhere he goes, the Trump campaign spending $477,000 dollars on fireworks, and staffers from our show reveal what they learned about their significant others in quarantine.
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 11 billion views and more than 15 million subscribers on the show’s RU-vid channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy RU-vid Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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@mrb7094 3 года назад

Welcome back Jimmy! Only way we in the UK can watch you! Great to see you again.

@stillfoufou 3 года назад

Love Guillermo's laugh. Happy to see you both back.

@AnnieWarbux 3 года назад

Jimmy looks like he lost weight or that is a Very sharp and Nicely cut suit! Or both!

@ih8tusernam3s 3 года назад

It's amazing how this group thinks it can tell women what to do with their bodies. However, if you suggest they wear a mask they flip out!

@jamiegallett427 3 года назад

It's amazing how you support killing an unborn baby by jamming a rod through its skull, yet you act like you are concerned about health hazards.

@clarewillison9379 3 года назад

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@pamelaporter1739 3 года назад

@@jamiegallett427, Fetuses cannot breathe until they're born. It's at that time they obtain personhood. Don't have an abortion if you don't want or need one.

@JBond-zf4dj 3 года назад

@@jamiegallett427 so you have no idea what you're talking about? Sounds about rightwing.

@trnharris 3 года назад

@@jamiegallett427 Amazing that you seem to know this yet you don't even know the person making the statement. Also, do you know all the reasons there may be for aborting a pregnancy?

@sdy0108 3 года назад

Trump always says "nobody's done more for blank than me" ...people still believe this clown?

@wildechild5 3 года назад

🤡never believed him🤡

@mlghelp2day 3 года назад

Only his moronic base.

@mijazukant 3 года назад

so glad Jimmy is back, i am European living in Europe and this is my daily watch while drinking coffee after i wake up.

@DaniOcean17 3 года назад

same here

@umu1416 3 года назад

Good start every morning

@ferretfriend5458 3 года назад

🇬🇧👍

@rose191991 3 года назад

yes same

@Pulloxx 3 года назад

Same here

@tishwitch 3 года назад

FYI: Canada gets to celebrate Halloween because we take this virus seriously and we've been doing the work to keep our numbers down! 💕😁

@livewiiiiire 3 года назад

Of course you did, Canadians are known for respecting their fellow community members. Americans are known for respecting no one but themselves, and being ESPECIALLY insecure in that against fellow community members.

@kamkam. 3 года назад

I should’ve moved to Canada yearsssss ago... Beautiful country and people.

@JRS-hh8oh 3 года назад

SO PROUD of not only being Canadian but of all my fellow Canadians who took care of themselves and eachother. We have our problems but so what!?!? We are alive and will thrive.

@livewiiiiire 3 года назад

@Jamie d sure are!

@Mrs539Ley 3 года назад

Seriously he’s the worst president ever...

@oldrrocr 3 года назад

and as dictator this will be hell. please vote him OUT!

@kit2130 3 года назад

Such an embarrassment for America. The whole world mocks him more than any other president we’ve ever had.

@squadric7722 3 года назад

he is not even a president, he just plays one on TV

@frantzxghost 3 года назад

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@jamie6192 3 года назад

Best president ever TRUMP 2020

@howardkerr8174 3 года назад

" I watched him so badly..." WTF does that phrase even mean?

@CORRINE4309 3 года назад

It means I think he sound just a little bit jealous.

@reversefulfillment9189 3 года назад

Everything DJToxic does is bad, even watching.

@tishwitch 3 года назад

Trump is a pro at creepy 🤷

@howardkerr8174 3 года назад

@@nilsfatman490 Yeah, listening to Chump I often get the impression that he has perhaps memorized dozens of " key " phrases or sentences and just spews them out from the moment he wakes up. It would go a long way to explaining why, when you ask him a question, he replies with either a " stock " phrase that is totally UNRELATED to the question, or replies with a sentence fragment that he has picked up from somewhere. It also would explain why his vocabulary seems(?) so limited.

@vfr4witzelrobert416 3 года назад

Jimmy's so funny... he makes me laugh out loud every show he does. Go Jimmy !!

@kansasross 3 года назад

The way to punish Louisville, is for everyone to call it "Lewisville."

@halasalready 3 года назад

Trump didn’t answer the question about the case, as he always does with any direct question

@alexisnogueras9400 3 года назад

@D N A 0 00m Mm...

@TheEdub. 3 года назад

@D N A watch your comment will be banned

@robertahubert9155 3 года назад

Guillermo cracked me up when he looked over his shoulder to see if his wife might be listening 😂😂😂

@wellyforpm 3 года назад

When I told him I was sitting on a couch with a fully naked ivanka, I think he was a little bit jealous.....

@judithshultes1474 3 года назад

😂

@marshamariner7897 2 года назад

😅😂😂🤑🤢

@MultiMolly21 3 года назад

Trump has raised the question, "Is Biden taking drugs? ", so by now we know that can only mean that he's taking drugs himself. But we knew that, right ?

@karinbarger9192 3 года назад

Ever since his first sniffy debates with Hillary.

@bsing2u 3 года назад

I think all debates shouldn't have any audience. Fact checkers for sure.

@TheDriftdog 3 года назад

Folk should fact check for themselves

@deweycheatum-howe9000 3 года назад

**SINCE ORANGE STAIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CITY BOY, AND HAS NEVER GROWN A GARDEN, NOR WENT HUNTING. I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HIM TO GO SNIPE HUNTING WITH ME. HE CAN HOLD THE BAG.** IF HE IS SCARED OF GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY. HE CAN WEAR GLOVES. ORANGE STAIN DOES NOT KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM. WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, HE WAS CAUGHT MILKING HIS DOGS.

@critterkarma 3 года назад

TheDriftdog not if the ability to check facts is hampered by ridiculous fake BS of Fox News, Brietbart, and far right “sources”

@robyndeddens6658 3 года назад

Agreed

@lostheartslostminds 3 года назад

And make it the normal! Thats part of the problem nowadays. Everyone's just taking already misleading posts and running with them. Just my useless opinion though.

@missmiou6273 3 года назад

speaking of drug test dude is getting oranger by the day : )

@manishapaul6303 3 года назад

Oh Jesus! I laughed so hard seeing this! I'm telling this to my bestfriend.

@wildechild5 3 года назад

@j law 🎃🎃🎃

@kartoszka21 3 года назад

Guillermo looking back while speaking about his wife took me out

@jonobester5817 3 года назад

Too bad the Democrats didn't have Trump's ex-wives speak at their convention.

@michelwillems50 3 года назад

They have probably strict marriage and divorce contracts

@0T772 3 года назад

@@michelwillems50 True, would have loved to see that though.

@vickiehodnett4360 3 года назад

The Democrats should have had every female that Trump assaulted over the years in attendance.

@blowc1612 3 года назад

They’re under NDAs.

@shawnm3941 3 года назад

And too bad Republicans didn't have Tara Reade speak at their convention.

@anikac8380 3 года назад

President : “Historically Black...universities, and schools...and colleges...” America: you mean Historically Black Colleges and Universities? Because, HBCU is totally a thing.

@mandywathen7847 3 года назад

Definitely missed you this summer Jimmy!! Glad you're back!

@tonyabrookes9931 3 года назад

"I've done more for (fill in the blank) than any other president". Must be hard to be so superior to everyone who ever existed

@kellykerr5225 3 года назад

Stop asking him about black people he always gives the exact same answer

@Larez121 3 года назад

Kelly Kerr Seriously, cause he has no idea what else to say. He didn't even care enough to listen to what the question actually was, he heard Black people and then went to the same exact same answer he always has.

@stormrungaming 3 года назад

@@Larez121 That wasn't an answer.. That was pandering.

@TheTmcabral3 3 года назад

Didn’t Jimmy make fun of the Black Race basically calling them Stupid because Karl Malone this an Karl Malone that.

@lostheartslostminds 3 года назад

Couldn't even say Breonnas name. No respect

@Columbiastargazer 3 года назад

A psychopath willing to let his most adamant followers die for a rally; will have no qualms letting random strangers die for lack of healthcare

@FixNewsPlease 3 года назад

"I'd love to show my taxes" "I'd love to testify" "I'd love to take a drug test" Are you even listening America?

@ge-8135 3 года назад

Yup. Still won't vote for the communistic, violent, racist, hysterical anti American parties candidate. Are you listening?😳

@bradeneve9586 3 года назад

ge - factsssss

@TheAvkdutch 3 года назад

@@ge-8135 Well I know what college you went to....jk we all know you didn't go to college.

@AC-qz3uj 3 года назад

Yes cheering on the end of the republic. People love watching disasters...

@barbaraley4682 3 года назад

Oh I'm listening

@livelife365 3 года назад

I do believe he sounded just a little bit jealous....

@AmpedUpTech 3 года назад

Glad he is back. 🙂

@reveredkiwi6164 3 года назад

He is a seal that barks black lives matter on command

@indigowolf556 3 года назад

The little kids stepping in the most heard was just too cute

@outlawJosieFox 3 года назад

A Trump is a little fart here in the UK. His Scots mama should have told Fred but it was her revenge.

@ErickAlpizar 3 года назад

And Trump is a really big fart here... Cheers from NJ!!! LOL

@jaswmclark 3 года назад

@@pomposabooze1097 "DUMPH"

@gentillygirl545 3 года назад

Poor planning on her part. Now we're stuck with him. She should've used birth control.

@erichoberg3502 3 года назад

"When I told him last night that I'm heading home to mother, he sounded just a little bit jealous"

@tonyabrookes9931 3 года назад

Lol, sweet

@tishwitch 3 года назад

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

@oldrrocr 3 года назад

does mother know about the young boys trumpski hooked you up with, Pencey?

@lostheartslostminds 3 года назад

Disgusting that he couldn't wven say Breonna Taylors name. The disrespect 🤮

@oldrrocr 3 года назад

Someone please, ask trump to name ANY of the COVID victims he killed. Bet he can only name Herman Cain, the one who unwittingly gave his life for him.

@chasecharland1160 3 года назад

Breona taylor was a loser banging her coke dealer and she recieved what happens when you make bad life decisions. But let's make a saint out of her memory.

@reny_b296 3 года назад

They found a dead body in breonna Taylor’s car, she was a drug dealer, and when she was an ems worker 2 years ago, she stole from the ems van like y’all don’t even know the half of it do ur research

@user-ep1tg8jr6o 3 года назад

@@reny_b296 okay , maybe she had some history but nobody deserves to be shot to death in the middle of the night . have some empathy

@nene4083 3 года назад

@@reny_b296 bro everyone does bad things in life and that dead body thing isn’t even real no one deserves to be shot in their own home. when you say all lives matter we all know you mean white lives matter

@sreen81 3 года назад

When I told him I was being rebooted, he sounded a little bit jealous. 😂

@thomash9578 3 года назад

I had to laugh so hard at the paper plate on the floor... 😂

@rockinrickyfan8164 3 года назад

Me and friends are at sixty and we're braving the storm and standing in line to rid America of this orange menace. It's worth the chance and if a sacrifice is in order, screw it, we were Marines and it's no sacrifice, it's an honor. This is our America! This is our America ! 🇺🇸

@agiraffe3673 3 года назад

What me and my kid did a few years ago was just buy candy and turn out the lights and binge zombie movies (he got too big to trick or treating) it’s like we were practicing for 2020

@chrisdunn1155 3 года назад

Sooooooooo glad Jimmy's back. Make me laugh at the madness!

@PierreBibeau-tj6of 3 года назад

Let's have them take a drug test. Now. Trump will refuse as his financial statements are not released yet!!!! Get my drift.

@elenipappas2441 3 года назад

Jimmy is the best! Love the monologues. On to your next vid now. Keep 'em coming.

@barbaraley4682 3 года назад

I thought originally this guy was Just funny, and then he started to show his true colors by wanting to basically dismantle and/or water down the Endangered Species act, allowing 'drilling' in Artic , stating he doesn't believe in global warming, etc etc etc, and now he is saying he will contest the election and not relinquish the office of president if he looses ... NOW IM JUST PLAIN SCARED!!!

@Laura-xs3te 3 года назад

Those of us from NYC who have known about Trump for a long time could have told you he would be a disaster

@susanpremo8068 3 года назад

@@Laura-xs3te I figured it out early too, and I'm from Minnesota! Stupid tv show, really people who voted for him!

@susanpremo8068 3 года назад

Also I just heard on public radio, one of the idiots who work for him was talking about selling some National Park land. He knows no bounds. The planet is not safe.

@ambi0032 3 года назад

Drug test lmao he still hasn’t shown his tax returns

@brandona5902 3 года назад

Thats because he's in real estate and most people in real estate can legally not pay taxes.. most people wouldnt understand (because we arent taught anything about money or taxes in school)

@deadshot8077 3 года назад

brandon a why would it be school’s job to teach you about taxes? Isn’t all the information available online?

@brandona5902 3 года назад

@@deadshot8077 it's not, and i agree with you 1000% ... my point is most people wouldnt understand.. because most people wont take the time to learn... just how most people decide to go to college, take on debt, and work for 30+ year and never learn anything more than their professors taught them and what the news tells them everyday

@deadshot8077 3 года назад

brandon a Wow, how does the government get away with being so secretive?

@brandona5902 3 года назад

@@deadshot8077 i don't get your reason for asking that? .. and i would say they don't really have to be. They just have to convince people it's "for the greater good" or whatever lie they come up with

@djorion11 3 года назад

Can you put out a video of just the " little bit jealous" part. ?

@FrizTalks 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@Winterstrife89 3 года назад

A compliation would be amazing.

@burnellbrowne4303 3 года назад

trump* wants a drug test, America wants to see trump* TAXES after 4 years.

@chasecharland1160 3 года назад

Just came out, total bs any way no one cares

@ghill88 3 года назад

If there is to be a faux moderator for the Biden/Trump debate that I was looking forward to so much, I'm going to boycott it and listen to Rachel Madow's analysis.

@zzman5306 3 года назад

It is always about his ego and blowing up his big head bigger.He brags about himself and does his rallies so his supporters can pump up his low self esteem. What normal person talks about themselves constantly in the 3rd person?

@user-lu4fw6le4x 3 года назад

His head is so big,it could be a float in the Macy's day parade..

@MariaMartinez-researcher 3 года назад

In former times, kings and popes used "us" instead of "I." Does it count?

@mamushka2078 3 года назад

😂😭🙌 so glad your back🙃👏love your monologue 💜

@luciolynx5443 3 года назад

Kimmel was on fire today, 🤔I like it.

@Metalbass10000 3 года назад

Nobody's done more. List these things please.

@BoogieIRL 3 года назад

I like how he looked back behind him before he repeated what he told his wife. Smart man.

@thechaplainisin8598 3 года назад

LOVE the Hallowe'en candies!!! Laugh out loud....

@cansfloatbottlesdont857 3 года назад

I think he sounded just a little bit jealous🤪

@rajmk3 3 года назад

@Jimmy Kimmel Live - Great work!

@PierreBibeau-tj6of 3 года назад

Again, when he talks of Biden, he talks about himself. Disillusioned president.

@SM_104 3 года назад

Still better than Biden

@SM_104 3 года назад

@Dhamma Wiwekantara What the hell is your point now?

@wert556 3 года назад

Idk about you but I think he sound just a little bit jealous

@ryantv2199 3 года назад

They all are he’s doing big things

@amandaskywalker7331 3 года назад

I'm so glad Jimmy is back.

@edacenarc9841 3 года назад

You know I think Trump might sound a little bit jealous.

@clantern7709 3 года назад

I love the candy's you did jimmy

@remo2315 3 года назад

“I want him so badly”(Trump)..I’m almost sure he has a crush on Joe Biden 🤔😏😅🤣😂😎😁

@lil69luv84 3 года назад

He wants Joe's status to use it against joe for reelection for himself

@reveredkiwi6164 3 года назад

The seal that barks on command is back

@lyannaann8433 3 года назад

💘😍😘

@jcesarbtorres6006 3 года назад

You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

@rachelraye285 3 года назад

Great suit Jimmy! So excited to see you back!!

@Jay-ql4gp 3 года назад

These are going to be some popcorn worthy debates.

@kaustavsahu3136 3 года назад

James Corden is more funny without an Audience than Kimmel

@technicky1 3 года назад

Thanks for coming back Jimmy - we missed you

@dianepfischner8806 3 года назад

Nice to have you back Jimmy !!

@MaioParlato 3 года назад

don't leave me hanging like that! now I want to know what the two different kitchen scissors are for...

@MaioParlato 3 года назад

@Evie! I NEED SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ I got the notification and went to check out the profile hoping you would be proficient of the subject of kitchen scissors but alas... got my hopes all up for nothing. sad.

@Liberalcringemind 3 года назад

People forget that LBJ, succeeding JFK lead the civil rights movement as president.

@amandaskywalker7331 3 года назад

But people also give LBJ too much credit for the work done by JFK and RFK. RFK pushed LBJ to pass the Civil Rights Act as a memorial to his brother.

@jonathanwebb66 3 года назад

Amanda Skywalker but then people give RFK too much credit, and whilst credit is due to LBJ and JFK, and RFK, most of the credit should really go to MLK. so for argument’s sake let’s give credit to JFK, RFK, MLK and LBJ.

@peace-now 3 года назад

True. LBJ was a great president. He instituted the War on Poverty. Reagan took years to reverse LBJ's work, with his War on the Poor.

@blowc1612 3 года назад

LBJ grabbed Kennedy’s work and knew his best path to be elected with the highest margin ever is have the platform for Civil Rights.

@blowc1612 3 года назад

SugarTomAppleRoger Raegan is one of the worst presidents ever.

@kimb6974 3 года назад

does no one remember bush and gore. that took a while.

@tishwitch 3 года назад

I'm CANADIAN and I remember the Florida ballot scandal. I can't believe so many people are this stupid to think mail in ballots are corrupt 😂

@barbaraley4682 3 года назад

@@tishwitch I used to feel exactly the same and yes there are some stupid people but then there are simply people who want something to believe in and they were fed lie after lie .. I feel sorry for them

@stormrungaming 3 года назад

could listen to these two for hours..

@sandih4741 3 года назад

Glad Jimmy is back!

@michaelraeder7702 3 года назад

The candy industry suffering because of limited trick or treating? No way. I've eaten a ton of candy during the pandemic.

@shahinshobeiri5871 3 года назад

Wonderful

@jcesarbtorres6006 3 года назад

Eres mi Héroe Guillermo, DIOS te bendiga

@buddy1155 3 года назад

I am fully prepared for trick n treat covid style: catapult and a lots of jaw breakers.

@funkydanieluk 3 года назад

Does this guy talk about anything that isn't Trump?

@Superstorm50 3 года назад

After I saw all the candy, I immediately thought, 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!'

@harley6705 3 года назад

I think you might need to be rebooted! 🤣🤣

@WaffleEBay12 3 года назад

The mood lighting is very interesting

@coolkatz9012 3 года назад

Bet the company that supplied fireworks hasn't been Paid.

@Three8700 3 года назад

Killed it.

@this_is_jmdub 3 года назад

Looks like Guillermo is very happy to see Jimmy again

@robertcarrillo8261 3 года назад

Welcome back Jimmy you were missed!!

@evelynarguetatysick6107 3 года назад

So glad to have jimmy back..its not crazy in canada but i love your trumping..clapping

@Kartoffelsurfer 3 года назад

In 10.00 they wrote "trump" with the firework in the air :)))

@chadhebner8103 3 года назад

Looking Good Jimmy !

@gilmel3613 3 года назад

Debates should be done while playing a round of golf, without a golfcart. Or riding a bicycle, without training wheels.

@shamanbeartwo3819 3 года назад

Nice ideas but how about dumping Trump and Biden on Survivor Island and let Jeff Probst put them through the paces. "Wanna see what you're playing for today? A peanut butter sandwich!!!!"

@LilExt 3 года назад

Yoooooo my boy is BACK !!!

@doerthemanahan9912 3 года назад

Haha...excellent!

@mogamadgreyson143 3 года назад

Is that him sympathising with Breannas family,praising himself for what he did not do for black people..

@vickiehodnett4360 3 года назад

faye mahed yes and every time trump says he has done more for Black people than anyone since Lincoln is an insulting lie and he refuses to acknowledge that he is a White supremacist who has done nothing for people of color. I guess he forgot he was embroiled in a lawsuit in 1973 for discriminatory practices in one of his apartment buildings in NYC. He lost the lawsuit and had to payout $25 million to the participants he discriminated against.

@nelsito_alejandro 3 года назад

@@vickiehodnett4360 Nothing for black people?? Look I'm not saying that he wasn't a white supremacist but saying that he did nothing for black people is going too far

@tishwitch 3 года назад

Ya didn't you hear? He's done more for Black Communities than civil rights fighters 😂😂😂

@tishwitch 3 года назад

@@nelsito_alejandro true. He's created enough chaos and division, that's he's managed to make Black people a target of extremist hate. So he's done LOTS for the Black communities... He's made them UNSAFE IN AMERICA