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America's “All-Time Favorite President” Donald Trump Has White Hair Now 

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Day 14 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump is still whining in the West Wing, his hair has miraculously gone totally white since he lost, Rudy Giuliani is in charge of Trump’s legal fate and wants $20,000 dollars a day for his services, Georgia is finishing up their recounts, and Lindsey Graham is reportedly pressuring officials to throw out ballots, Sarah Palin is back on the scene talking about President Barack Obama, Jimmy recaps tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette,” and he reveals People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2020!
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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@trainspotter360
@trainspotter360 3 года назад
"The carpet now matches the supremacy." That was a glorious line.
@charlespeakjr2168
@charlespeakjr2168 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@charlespeakjr2168
@charlespeakjr2168 3 года назад
@Idiotic Beyond Measure So now I'm a bot. That was over a month ago. Living up to your screen name. Get fuckin' real and get in touch with reality, Einstein!!!
@DanielBlancarte
@DanielBlancarte 3 года назад
I wanna say something about trump but its just exhausting.
@livingroomsuperstar
@livingroomsuperstar 3 года назад
I wanna make a joke about ballots but half of America won't count it
@dudra2469
@dudra2469 3 года назад
I feel ya man. 😒
@timothyp1937
@timothyp1937 3 года назад
Breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out slowly
@melbuendia3345
@melbuendia3345 3 года назад
But that is the Trump Trick, people become tired and fed up, and give up, but that is a dangerous thing to do. We have to stand up!
@Sheyi_Voltron1
@Sheyi_Voltron1 3 года назад
Trump 1560 BC! Make America Hate Again!!!
@shanzay3453
@shanzay3453 3 года назад
My coaches always have said that “winning or losing doesn’t determine who won or lost it’s how you deal with your loss that really determines it.”
@georgeemmons5128
@georgeemmons5128 2 года назад
Like Vince Lombardi mothers doctor said when he checked her stomach said "I think the baby's starting to kick and Vince said kick hell were going all the way"!!!
@neilsfuentes7073
@neilsfuentes7073 3 года назад
"It's completely white, The carpet now matches his supremacy", whoever wrote that line deserves a raise.
@michelerenea6477
@michelerenea6477 2 года назад
That is SO true!!! That is, also, such a good one, isn't it ? I LOVE it!!!
@whirlybird5244
@whirlybird5244 2 года назад
Every president that has held office ages due to the stress . Obama was pretty gray too at the end of his term, if you remember. There is no shame in having white hair.
@astoerbrauck
@astoerbrauck Год назад
I laughed tears, one of the funniest lines I've read in a long time. 😂😂😂
@marmar7835
@marmar7835 3 года назад
These politicians aren’t scared of losing trump. They are scared of losing his base.
@cyansloth1763
@cyansloth1763 3 года назад
@Alina-Feicia Avram yeah she jelly
@lisasteffanina1808
@lisasteffanina1808 3 года назад
Exactly , its correct..
@emiynu
@emiynu 3 года назад
My goodness, there are many trashy a-holes in his base who have never voted before he ran, those are numbers they cream for.
@martinfoulner2570
@martinfoulner2570 3 года назад
exactly. Look at FOX! 5 years kissing Trumps butt over every decision, every speech, every tweet, and they call Arizona for Biden and he calls for a mass boycott. It is a ludicrous cult
@sheikhahamdan2945
@sheikhahamdan2945 3 года назад
@@emiynu hi
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 3 года назад
you misunderstood: Bennett went to Harvard total landscaping, not the university.
@jeanieus2221
@jeanieus2221 3 года назад
Your name is so funny, & your comments are epic!
@bcamparado7247
@bcamparado7247 3 года назад
Lol
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 3 года назад
@@jeanieus2221 thank you, your name 'Jeanie us' is 'genius' too. In fact, you can hardly associate my name with a genius, can you? When he's gone, I'm gonna have to change my name too, any association with the orange muppet might be mistaken for worship instead of sarcasm, and I don't want to start a new cult. Stay safe!
@aliengranpa
@aliengranpa 3 года назад
I live in Wisconsin...we didn't vote for you dude! Let it go and have a little self respect
@helmutschmerzen6427
@helmutschmerzen6427 3 года назад
He's worried if he leaves the White House, they won't let him back in again. Sounds good to me.
@sunshine-wb7gr
@sunshine-wb7gr 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@nolwazingcamu7027
@nolwazingcamu7027 3 года назад
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 3 года назад
Change the locks!
@fishrgirl5980
@fishrgirl5980 3 года назад
that was my thought that he's afraid they'd lock him out....😂😂😂😂
@jev2867
@jev2867 3 года назад
Handcuffs are on "Standby."
@dominicdmello7531
@dominicdmello7531 3 года назад
They should start an investigation for Graham's election. That will shut him up immediately.
@griseldabaldovinos6234
@griseldabaldovinos6234 3 года назад
I wonder if that is what,Lindsay graham did in SC,to win.🤔
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 3 года назад
Obama is right about Palin. And we all knew it before, he said it out loud. Palin is an embarrassment!
@eduardolopez7446
@eduardolopez7446 3 года назад
From the White House to the Big House - the Draft Dodger-in-Chief will be walking around in high heels real soon
@seanbeharry9319
@seanbeharry9319 3 года назад
Jimmy Kinmel, love the show buddy unique and on point with everything 👌 God Bless you, your team and your family 👪 🙏 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
@kelliepastellie8619
@kelliepastellie8619 3 года назад
Melania Trump to her Divorce Attorney: "Stand back and stand by" 💅🏽
@Syclone0044
@Syclone0044 3 года назад
I DON’T CARE, DO U?
@luns486
@luns486 3 года назад
Be best.
@sandernista6499
@sandernista6499 3 года назад
@@kelliepastellie8619 remember when melania wore that jacket to go meet people suffering from the hurricane in PR. You missed the point of that comment and all in caps
@NileshR12
@NileshR12 3 года назад
Lmfao 😂😂
@midoxalraqy7775
@midoxalraqy7775 3 года назад
Doesn't that statement somehow signifies the stereotype about western women only purpose is to leech on Man's Money/Power.
@Mike-xy4ik
@Mike-xy4ik 3 года назад
Attending Harvard is not about being intelligent, it’s about being well connected
@mera4309
@mera4309 3 года назад
Did he went to Harvard
@daylight5025
@daylight5025 3 года назад
It’s all about privilege in the end. Ironically, without privilege, you don’t get to start to see that ‘end’.
@daylight5025
@daylight5025 3 года назад
@Juana Torres No one’s is generalising things. You yourself mention the word ‘hard work’ when it comes to the homeless girl’s story. It’s just that privileged people have better circumstances. It’s up-to the person, what they make of their circumstances, privileged or not. Many are born into millionaire households but end up in disastrous situations. Prejudice is the evil of acceptance. Let’s not assume things and strive to stay objective.
@daylight5025
@daylight5025 3 года назад
@@Balletified Yes, you need to be intelligent and exceptionally smart for Harvard. It’s just that privileged people have more comfortable circumstances to focus on their academic pursuits and not worry about other things.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 года назад
@Bonnie Bagley wharton must be so proud.
@trevinormandy14520
@trevinormandy14520 3 года назад
“ I wanna see Donald Trump leave the WH in a jumpsuit that matches his hair” that line is GOLDEN 😂😂😂
@mamamia5556
@mamamia5556 3 года назад
He forgot to dye his toupee scared it might drip like Giuliani's...the case of melting scalp🤣
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
"It's almost like Lindsey Graham is an unscrupulous opportunist who blows whichever way the wind goes.." He certainly does blow.
@fonkenful
@fonkenful 3 года назад
But most important question to potential “clients” would be “spit or swallow?”
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 3 года назад
@@fonkenful Fair question, but still: Ewwww!
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 3 года назад
Still four more years 🤣
@bobjohnson1389
@bobjohnson1389 3 года назад
@@tuyenle8107 please trump needs your help please send him your money!!
@fonkenful
@fonkenful 3 года назад
@@istdochallesegal3427 Well, just trying to follow what I sensed was the trajectory such an initial comment would suggest. I still have trouble with the whole infer /imply thing 🤔
@lyddiejohnson
@lyddiejohnson 3 года назад
By January we'll be calling him President-Eject so that we can get him out of our White House, aka, the people's house.
@katsleggsful
@katsleggsful 3 года назад
He Said "Naw" instead of "no" more than once, and I knew in my heart it was him right away, somehow! Lol!!!! It was like "code" almost!
@jbd96039
@jbd96039 3 года назад
The squatter in chief is the single most dangerous human on earth. When an animal is corned they will fight to the death. I am scared.
@glendagraves1637
@glendagraves1637 3 года назад
Don't be afraid. Be active. When you stand up for what you believe, courage builds.
@dme1016
@dme1016 3 года назад
With a cornered animal, ya' just kick it in the face a few times.
@Athena124
@Athena124 3 года назад
Same
@allisonskitchen4420
@allisonskitchen4420 3 года назад
He's a monster. And monsters are the most dangerous when they are afraid.
@ks1517
@ks1517 3 года назад
Don't be scared. Donald the Duck is finished, inside and outside the White-House. Moving forward with Biden/Harris.
@rickwalker8241
@rickwalker8241 3 года назад
My favorite thing about Trump is he made conservatives chant "Fox News Sucks".
@aleisaetheridge8682
@aleisaetheridge8682 3 года назад
👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂 they do.
@SavagelyBadAtLosing
@SavagelyBadAtLosing 3 года назад
His only REAL accomplishment.
@samwubeshet4940
@samwubeshet4940 3 года назад
@@SavagelyBadAtLosing how is that possibly an accomplishment?
@rickwalker8241
@rickwalker8241 3 года назад
@@samwubeshet4940 If fox news eventually closes it's doors because of Trump then that's one hell of an accomplishment. 🤣🤣🤣
@samwubeshet4940
@samwubeshet4940 3 года назад
@@rickwalker8241 they’re never closing
@jbmaxwell6547
@jbmaxwell6547 3 года назад
If he loves America so much why has he not conceded?...
@justicewillprevail1106
@justicewillprevail1106 3 года назад
Who cares. Stop showing trump in media’s . Stop reminding us of his existence. We are trying to forget.
@UkuleleLove14
@UkuleleLove14 3 года назад
Dont forget.... then when baron comes around in 2050 you'll be knocked off your socks
@jerryjones1691
@jerryjones1691 3 года назад
I hear ya
@randomguy-14
@randomguy-14 3 года назад
Yessir
@YacineLeVrai
@YacineLeVrai 3 года назад
In regards to the bachelorette: how tf do people unironically watch this crap.
@stanleyho8009
@stanleyho8009 3 года назад
Put him in a page of the dark history of America and let’s forget about him after that. He will go into history books for our children as an example of a modern crazy tiran and we never saw him again after he left the office.
@alejandrodelrivero4590
@alejandrodelrivero4590 3 года назад
Quick reminder he’s the only president in us history that got only one term, lost popular vote twice and got impeached
@brytanie1221
@brytanie1221 3 года назад
He isn’t the only president to get 1 term...
@fallbackbee9170
@fallbackbee9170 3 года назад
@@brytanie1221 He is the first in 25 years.
@Convertscafe
@Convertscafe 3 года назад
@@brytanie1221 Alejandro means that he is the first that got one term AND lost the popular vote AND got impeached (which only means the gets accused of committing a crime)
@alejandrodelrivero4590
@alejandrodelrivero4590 3 года назад
@@brytanie1221 i meant the first to get all three of those things.
@alejandrodelrivero4590
@alejandrodelrivero4590 3 года назад
@@fallbackbee9170 i thought it was 28 years? I’m not sure
@hoodedr6
@hoodedr6 3 года назад
“So many untruths” how can you not think of the right word😂
@livelife365
@livelife365 3 года назад
What is up with Palin's eyes?!! Oh, yes, right, the mark of the devil. I understand now. Thanks.
@thebean9576
@thebean9576 3 года назад
Yah
@DayBanks
@DayBanks 3 года назад
Thats the lighting it basically is a ring of light and since you're wearing glasses u can see the reflection in her eyes
@TheSirmousavi
@TheSirmousavi 3 года назад
It's a ring shaped lamp that is supposed to give you a cute twinkle in your eyes (mostly used by RU-vid beauty influencers). But she used it with glasses on 😂😂😂😂 very on brand
@TIDEPROCESS18
@TIDEPROCESS18 3 года назад
@@TheSirmousavi hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
@prosantapaul1698
@prosantapaul1698 3 года назад
CHINA BIDEN
@imtara2u
@imtara2u 3 года назад
Bunkerboy suddenly having white hair leads me to believe he watches more than just Fox news. Late night tv has been pointing out that he is the only Commander in Grief who hasn't aged during his time in office. So he made himself age.
@ChristmasLore
@ChristmasLore 3 года назад
You very well could be right. Of course, he's watching the late night shows, Cnn, msnbc...
@mcsassysoniaalways805
@mcsassysoniaalways805 3 года назад
All that golfing he said he wouldn’t have time for has obviously taken a toll.
@ZafrasF
@ZafrasF 3 года назад
Hey, bunkerboy is a pretty good name. I might use that to insult people in the future.
@DankNSpank
@DankNSpank 3 года назад
His "going gray" is just an act. What, did he dye his toupee? For those that still believe his hair is real, he's aiming for that "grizzled and battle weary" look.
@Pamela-cn3pm
@Pamela-cn3pm 3 года назад
Perhaps he thinks white will make him look more presidential and statesman-like instead of a joker.
@dorothynelson8620
@dorothynelson8620 3 года назад
@@Pamela-cn3pm Silver toupee.
@j.p.lacasse3689
@j.p.lacasse3689 3 года назад
He's afraid if he leaves the white house that the locks will be changed and his luggage put on the front porch!
@nightw4tchman
@nightw4tchman 3 года назад
"The carpet matches the supremacy" pay that writer more.
@pauljohnston9446
@pauljohnston9446 3 года назад
Shouldn't we just call him Resident trump at this point .
@daipayandutta6245
@daipayandutta6245 3 года назад
Nah just call him Resident Evil...
@gbbb8
@gbbb8 3 года назад
Not if you know how the elections work.
@AM-dc5hd
@AM-dc5hd 3 года назад
Lol
@Sarah-dg4ie
@Sarah-dg4ie 3 года назад
@Jenny Fält 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mera4309
@mera4309 3 года назад
Immigrant Trump. Remember his grandfather is from Germany
@TheMillie59
@TheMillie59 3 года назад
I hope that we don't see him again until January 20th because we have seen enough of him for a lifetime!!!!!
@judyatoro9387
@judyatoro9387 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Stand back @ stand by 😅🤣🤣I'm coming back
@edrowlands1719
@edrowlands1719 3 года назад
The stress of trying to live in a fantasy world will in the end, age you quickly and turn your bleached hair back to its natural colour.
@SierraSadie1
@SierraSadie1 3 года назад
"Crazy old man living in Florida." 🤣 Right now, he is a crazy old man living in the White House.
@skyhigh9632
@skyhigh9632 3 года назад
America's " All time favorite president " Who lost the popular vote twice 😂😂😂😂
@theQuestion626
@theQuestion626 3 года назад
I used to think he was being sarcastic or facetious when he said “you’re all time favorite president” but then I realize the bloated simpleton truly believes this.
@gbbb8
@gbbb8 3 года назад
@@theQuestion626 He's the favorite of 72 million people, ya doink.
@theQuestion626
@theQuestion626 3 года назад
@@gbbb8 yes a minority of the populace, “ya doink”. Still somehow lost the popular vote with the majority of citizens. Thinking. Try it next time.
@MichaelAnthonyMyers
@MichaelAnthonyMyers 3 года назад
Since when did popularity matter? 🙄
@westein1282
@westein1282 3 года назад
@@MichaelAnthonyMyers if you want to be an "all-time favorite", popularity generally helps.
@latetotheparty4785
@latetotheparty4785 3 года назад
I want to see Trump carried out of the WH Assange-style.
@mrswampgass2186
@mrswampgass2186 3 года назад
I would frame that picture
@donnahinds3581
@donnahinds3581 3 года назад
🤭 you really gave that some thought 😂 I agree
@KB-wl4ip
@KB-wl4ip 3 года назад
I just said that exact thing to my son a couple days ago, lol
@evangelineburgonio6436
@evangelineburgonio6436 3 года назад
👍😛🤭😭👏
@pepperpepperpepper
@pepperpepperpepper 3 года назад
It's been on RU-vid for 3 years. Search: "Its Mueller Time! Trump Administration Season Ending"
@laustinspeiss
@laustinspeiss 3 года назад
He isn’t getting credit from the hairdresser any longer.
@lpaltageek
@lpaltageek 3 года назад
How is it dumpty can pardon himself when he can't even be investigated as a sitting president? What about after...lock him up!
@dickhedd8490
@dickhedd8490 3 года назад
But he Can't pardon himself for State Crimes!!! Pick up tha Soap Donnie!!
@heidipienaar1892
@heidipienaar1892 3 года назад
I really thought Africa has weird, dodgy sometimes strange leaders. But the US takes the cake in that department! Good luck America!
@jjvdragonflyduncan7442
@jjvdragonflyduncan7442 3 года назад
Good luck to u to
@goodguy...badrep.
@goodguy...badrep. 3 года назад
Which country?
@heidipienaar1892
@heidipienaar1892 3 года назад
@@goodguy...badrep. South Africa! 😀😀😀👌👌👏👏👏👏🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 best country in world!
@madhavagrawal8303
@madhavagrawal8303 3 года назад
Right now he is "President Reject" Soon he is gonna be "President Eject"
@peshkay6583
@peshkay6583 3 года назад
👌Hilarious 💐
@duffygirl7437
@duffygirl7437 3 года назад
☝️☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fonkenful
@fonkenful 3 года назад
Can’t remember to whom it should be attributed, but I rather like the Election Dysfunction meme.
@chrome6803
@chrome6803 3 года назад
Trump was the impostor
@willdockery1829
@willdockery1829 3 года назад
😊😄😆🤣😂
@christineegr8823
@christineegr8823 3 года назад
The old guy has let himself go. It's what happens when you're no longer wanted by the voting public.
@horsewhisperer20394
@horsewhisperer20394 3 года назад
Jimmy: “I want to see Trump in a jumpsuit that matches his skin.” The world: “Amen”
@eduardolopez7446
@eduardolopez7446 3 года назад
From the White House to the Big House - the Draft Dodger-in-Chief will be walking around in high heels real soon
@marceloentrenadormental8031
@marceloentrenadormental8031 3 года назад
Trump 2Q2Q🤜🏻
@daniselouis4553
@daniselouis4553 3 года назад
HALLELUJAH
@hannahlogarski55
@hannahlogarski55 3 года назад
The irony of it all is Trump, Ruby, Graham and some Republicans are trying to find their own people (Republicans) to cheat while claiming other Republicans cheated for Joe Biden.....cause remember Ga, Pa, AZ are ran by Republicans. Time to move on from the baby. Republicans fighting with Republicans about who will cheat for who and Joe is moving on.....LOL
@prosantapaul1698
@prosantapaul1698 3 года назад
CHINA BIDEN
@kallen868
@kallen868 3 года назад
Palin still makin' ya wanna puke after all these years.
@dryconnectioncleaningservi5327
@dryconnectioncleaningservi5327 3 года назад
She is crazy 😜
@biancajade728
@biancajade728 3 года назад
Her voice remember when they pranked her with a call
@ceciliaarvidsson269
@ceciliaarvidsson269 3 года назад
I have amazing recurring dreams about skits with ”Palin”, ”Trump” and ”Biden” on SNL. I love how Jim Carrey portraits Biden. It’s awesome.
@karenburns9
@karenburns9 3 года назад
LOL !
@iwantsexseemyvideo8642
@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 3 года назад
Chubb
@j.cm.9343
@j.cm.9343 3 года назад
Even in Toronto, they removed TRUMP'S name from his building.
@doeeyes2
@doeeyes2 3 года назад
Well it was always owned and built by a a rich Russian man, that had made a deal to use the "TRUMP Brand". It was never built or owned by Trump. For a long time it was such an eyesore because for months only the first 3 letters of TRUMP TOWERS were actually put up and the project stalled... Because Trump backed out his commitment to the builders, and they were left unpaid by Trump and tied up in lengthy litigations (much like majority of Trump's enterprises) Many Torontonians eventually filed complaints and the first few "TRUMP TOWERS" letters were taken down and now its calles The St. Regis. Hotel. I have a condo downtown with a view of St. Regis and am very happy with the results! Basically Trump tried to hold our Canadian city hostage without payment like he does everything else in his life (much like he has the American people in this election) He is so beyond vile and we dont want his propertys, even if they were paid in full.
@modelsupplies
@modelsupplies 3 года назад
Especially
@donreygaert501
@donreygaert501 3 года назад
He probably had it foreclosed on
@spencerphilippinedream3706
@spencerphilippinedream3706 3 года назад
"what about what i want?" i agree on a personal level. but i also agree on a "law and order" level. if nothing happens, it sets the standard that his behavior is ok. i dont want this circus and division every time a politician throws a tantrum.
@Sandy-du4ev
@Sandy-du4ev 3 года назад
They seem to deserve each other!
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
Lost the election Lost the lawsuits Lost his mind And Donnie will soon lose his assets and his freedom...
@ii_Aaron21
@ii_Aaron21 3 года назад
You also lost a few brain cells ...
@blazertracer1
@blazertracer1 3 года назад
@@ii_Aaron21 why is that?
@MA-zg2pz
@MA-zg2pz 3 года назад
@@blazertracer1 listening to Trump for 4 years does take a toll.
@chrisoram5300
@chrisoram5300 3 года назад
Lost his Mind!!! that has been gone Years ago!!!
@MsColetha
@MsColetha 3 года назад
He is trying to leave the country to avoid paying the Piper. I want him on house arrest and turned over to NY STATE POLICE at 12 midnight January 20, 2021. Melania is an accessory before, during, and after the fact. Deport her and her parents back to Russia.
@HeKnowsNotForever
@HeKnowsNotForever 3 года назад
To paraphrase Game of Thrones, “Any man who must say “I’m a grown ass man” is no true grown ass man.”
@andromidius
@andromidius 3 года назад
Not to mention a woman who laughs like that after saying it isn't ready for a grown ass man.
@neeman9874
@neeman9874 3 года назад
@@andromidius lord Grown ass man Tywin
@higanbana_a
@higanbana_a 3 года назад
Tywin Lannister >>>>>>>>> Rump
@iwantsexseemyvideo5962
@iwantsexseemyvideo5962 3 года назад
Fun
@falcon01i
@falcon01i 3 года назад
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 24 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! do you want it now?
@bvm3925
@bvm3925 3 года назад
Jimmy, you are too funny. Thanks for the laughs. You are a grown ass man.
@leemarie2273
@leemarie2273 3 года назад
" If you're not first your last". - Ricky Bobby
@davidpinegar3852
@davidpinegar3852 3 года назад
He wrote off $70,000.00 one year for hair care on his taxes. Maybe he's getting more frugal!
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 года назад
he'll probably pay his cellmate, Barr, to do it for him using "donny-dollars".
@iwantsexseemyvideo4988
@iwantsexseemyvideo4988 3 года назад
❤️🐞🍉🛑
@iwantsexseemyvideo2263
@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 3 года назад
♥️♥️
@vivianchen3171
@vivianchen3171 3 года назад
I mean obama lost his hair color during the presidency as well. It was probably from the strain of running the country--though I'm not sure if that would be why trump lost his hair color...
@annewillitts4123
@annewillitts4123 3 года назад
All his debt and jail time he’s facing 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣😂
@mera4309
@mera4309 3 года назад
He didn't lose it during Presidency he lost at the end of his Presidency. Btw his hair was always white.
@vivianchen3171
@vivianchen3171 3 года назад
@@mera4309 he had it towards the end of his presidency for sure, but he didn’t have white hair at the beginning
@judgegixxer
@judgegixxer 3 года назад
A "Grown ass man" does not watch, participate in or care about the Bachelorette.
@charlesbarnes9037
@charlesbarnes9037 3 года назад
In regards to the bachelorette: how tf do people unironically watch this crap.
@Tallie602
@Tallie602 3 года назад
I know! My friends go to each other’s house to watch the episode every Tuesday. The only reason I know is because I’m in a group chat lol! But I couldn’t care less for the show.
@Beelzebubbbbles
@Beelzebubbbbles 3 года назад
"The carpet now matches the supremacy", one of the best in ages. I doff my cap.
@doreengordon1475
@doreengordon1475 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@wayulukapon4819
@wayulukapon4819 3 года назад
I didn't really get it, can u help me out if you don't mind
@sarahrobison4683
@sarahrobison4683 3 года назад
Delario II they are playing off the phrase “the carpet matches the drapes.” His hair is now white so they are alluding to white supremacy by saying the carpet (white hair) now matches the supremacy (white supremacy). Don’t know if that helps.
@juliettaleblanc8
@juliettaleblanc8 3 года назад
You won today!
@wayulukapon4819
@wayulukapon4819 3 года назад
@@sarahrobison4683 oh thanks, no wonder I didn't get it, I didn't even know the phrase thanks alot 🥰
@jeff1281
@jeff1281 3 года назад
ASK the real question - TRonald Dump, how much fundraising money are you receiving from not conceding?
@blondelebanese9922
@blondelebanese9922 3 года назад
Has a nice ring to it...TRonald Dump lol
@meta37
@meta37 3 года назад
He's going to concede January 19 and then run off with the total windfall, file Bankruptcy and pay no one lease if all Rudy the Stoolie Giuliani. 🙃
@jeff1281
@jeff1281 3 года назад
@alphadawn2015 lennon So fitting...
@jeff1281
@jeff1281 3 года назад
@@blondelebanese9922 I hear a millennial call him that....
@jeff1281
@jeff1281 3 года назад
@@meta37 Agree..
@user-ht5lu1pk9i
@user-ht5lu1pk9i 3 года назад
she is the main reason McCain lost. Bad judgement on his part to select her after only one short interview.
@abhilashvelaan
@abhilashvelaan 3 года назад
He wants attention. And you guys are giving him. Stop giving him screen time. He will concede.
@mthokozisimtetwa9633
@mthokozisimtetwa9633 3 года назад
Everytime I watch Kimmel, I'm so angry at how much he's underrated. He's just the best late show host. Funny and witty 👌🏽🙌💯
@mr_rn6549
@mr_rn6549 3 года назад
What a Stain. He doesn't wanna see his friends in Florida--too embarrassed.
@jimmiller3059
@jimmiller3059 3 года назад
He has no friends. Maybe Rudy
@TheAnnie41
@TheAnnie41 3 года назад
@@jimmiller3059 in 2 weeks rudy giuliani will not be his friend for nonpayment
@jimmiller3059
@jimmiller3059 3 года назад
@@TheAnnie41 two weeks at 20K per day
@neville2308
@neville2308 3 года назад
“Trump’s hair is white now. The carpet now matches the supremacy.” I AM DEAD 💀😂
@Skeeders
@Skeeders 3 года назад
Shouldn't it have been 'the Drapes now match the supremacy'? I guess though by now the carpet actually matches the drapes so the point is moot....
@SortaRicann
@SortaRicann 3 года назад
@@Skeeders no.
@brentvice8903
@brentvice8903 3 года назад
At least Trump isn’t a child sexual predator like Creepy Joe!! Let me hear you Baaaaaaa!!!! Sheep
@SortaRicann
@SortaRicann 3 года назад
@@brentvice8903 Trump has 25 sexual misconduct allegations....
@Skeeders
@Skeeders 3 года назад
@@SortaRicann and sexualizes his own daughter....
@buttercup9903
@buttercup9903 3 года назад
It’s a hair dyer that changes with the chemistry of your mood, blonde👨: feeling winner, white👨🏻‍🦳: feeling loser
@andromidius
@andromidius 3 года назад
He's clearly been white for a LONG time. He's just not bothering with a stylist anymore. He's not bronzing his skin or dying his hair. Honestly? Its a better look. He looks defeated, and that's how I like him.
@donnab7666
@donnab7666 3 года назад
Because he is. Even his people & republicans know its over & still cater to him like a baby that he is.
@littleredwitch
@littleredwitch 3 года назад
Not only the hair; the orange colour has gone too! The hair is matching the eye contour now! 😂😂😂😂
@nohrsorensen
@nohrsorensen 3 года назад
"The carpet now matches the supremacy", whoever wrote that joke deserves a raise😂
@RuberDildo
@RuberDildo 3 года назад
At this rate, he'll be the President Ejected.
@randomguy-14
@randomguy-14 3 года назад
Reject!
@lenieldelatorre480
@lenieldelatorre480 3 года назад
Evict
@williambunting803
@williambunting803 3 года назад
On the hair colour, obviously Trump hasn’t paid his hair sculpting bill.
@gluteusmaximus1657
@gluteusmaximus1657 3 года назад
I thought, the bleach did finally kick in.
@davidpinegar3852
@davidpinegar3852 3 года назад
Sculpted? Gallagher smashed a spaghetti squash with a sledge hammer and they stuck it on trump's head! They're gonna throw a mango against the wall at the White House and write his name under it in crayon. That will be his presidential portrait.
@denisenilsson1366
@denisenilsson1366 3 года назад
He doesn't even have $70,000 to his name? That sucks.
@janicemcateer9547
@janicemcateer9547 3 года назад
Denise Nilsson didn't realise cotton candy was so expensive these days 😀
@aaahandynewtry5978
@aaahandynewtry5978 3 года назад
@@janicemcateer9547bahahahaaa 😂😂😂👍
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 3 года назад
After January 20, Donald Trump will be the new "Florida Man".
@boobymamma1877
@boobymamma1877 3 года назад
If it’s semi permanent color it can wash out
@16ktsgamma
@16ktsgamma 3 года назад
Hell he already is one.
@christinezerkel46
@christinezerkel46 3 года назад
I'd say an inmate in a federal penitentiary 😆
@davidpinegar3852
@davidpinegar3852 3 года назад
Yea. Double 0 dumbass!
@PrettyPatrick
@PrettyPatrick 3 года назад
Nooo!! We don't want him here😬
@baltimoreartparty3593
@baltimoreartparty3593 3 года назад
when he sold his soul to the devil the deal ran out with the election lol
@justmeagain2996
@justmeagain2996 3 года назад
Exactly, you nailed it 😆
@valoriepoindexter8173
@valoriepoindexter8173 3 года назад
That's right, when they cared more about the stock market than the American people, and proud of it??? don't want the job, then you don't get the job. GET the f""-k OUT !!!!!
@hannahlogarski55
@hannahlogarski55 3 года назад
In that debate when trump said not to use the word “ smart” with him, he should have said not to use the word “truth”. He has told a nonzero amount of lies 🤮
@agoldenheart7507
@agoldenheart7507 3 года назад
Hello Hannah how are you doing,?
@nepalidude
@nepalidude 3 года назад
Let's depose Lindsey Graham and find out what he asked the GA Secretary of State asked to do about ballots. Maybe there is a secret phone tape.
@nareanmano
@nareanmano 3 года назад
Donald Trump thinks that if he set foot outside the white house, the door will close and he wont be able to enter
@westein1282
@westein1282 3 года назад
I have a hypothesis: He's still in shock after hearing the results. The results made him forget his codes to get back in.
@AM-dc5hd
@AM-dc5hd 3 года назад
😂
@mera4309
@mera4309 3 года назад
No. He's always in his golf courses at Virginia. He's pretty far away. I think Joe Biden should sneak in when he's out and take the things he needs. Like when your annoying sibling doesn't let you in the room and when he's out you sneak in to get your things.
@biancajade728
@biancajade728 3 года назад
They'll change the locks 😂
@Kharah378
@Kharah378 3 года назад
💀
@smoothcriminal4038
@smoothcriminal4038 3 года назад
Trump probably thinks that having white hair makes him smart.
@ronchettokandiss4446
@ronchettokandiss4446 3 года назад
"It's completely white, The carpet now matches his supremacy", whoever wrote that line deserves a raise.
@smoothcriminal4038
@smoothcriminal4038 3 года назад
Ronchetto Kandiss Facts although I don’t and don’t wanna know what color his carpet is.😂
@mikoajryterski3350
@mikoajryterski3350 3 года назад
Im not watching The bacheloreete but i Love how Jimmy sums up everything 😆
@antcar3330
@antcar3330 3 года назад
His hair has gone white because he's sacked his hairdresser. He's economising and doesn't want to pay for colour.
@thehousespouse
@thehousespouse 3 года назад
He was paying for that?
@martinfoulner2570
@martinfoulner2570 3 года назад
@@philipkundi7740 according to Celebrity Apprentice staffer Noel Casler, NOBODY touched Trump's hair but Trump himself. so the $70,000 expenses was probably a scam. listen to his podcast appearances where he reveals Trumps Aderol addiction, plastic Corset, and incontinence. It is very disturbing.
@michaelcurd1923
@michaelcurd1923 3 года назад
He's probably saving up for his impending defense when he gets misconduct charges after he is out of office.
@deli5194
@deli5194 3 года назад
@@martinfoulner2570 I remember that russian movie i watched where the dictator wore a corset to look better. Hes just so frivolous and shallow.
@chihuahuamatildafashionque4783
@chihuahuamatildafashionque4783 3 года назад
He wants sympathy.
@chameleon47
@chameleon47 3 года назад
"What do they think Trump's gonna do? Hit golf balls at them? He's just gonna be a crazy old man yelling in Florida" LMAO
@arvinddas6803
@arvinddas6803 3 года назад
Now he will have a good time to bring his handicap down !
@TheShmoo123
@TheShmoo123 3 года назад
If that was the case, why worry.....he’d miss everytime!
@queenglory2690
@queenglory2690 3 года назад
@@TheShmoo123 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gamer-nh9ub
@gamer-nh9ub 3 года назад
Honestly the best decision he’s made is changing his hair colour
@gtowsweet
@gtowsweet 3 года назад
Don't you mean "all time worst president" ever
@marwanthekirby2596
@marwanthekirby2596 3 года назад
The title is being sarcastic because it's using "these"
@infinitesentient3545
@infinitesentient3545 3 года назад
Ya know what a "grown ass man" doesn't do? Spend his time worrying about whether he's a "grown ass man"
@wishiwasaleopardnefatiri8628
@wishiwasaleopardnefatiri8628 3 года назад
@nori the seaweed Soooooooooo true...................such a waste of time when there are important things to do in this world.
@bobbywonder6226
@bobbywonder6226 3 года назад
You're Right! Biden doesn't know if he's a man, woman, or unicorn!
@infinitesentient3545
@infinitesentient3545 3 года назад
@@bobbywonder6226 Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your mommy help you? What a basic load of tripe. At least he can speak in sentences. It's a pretty basic requirement but after 4 years, it matters. Quite tired of the country being represented by a painfully idiotic man-child!
@bobbywonder6226
@bobbywonder6226 3 года назад
@@infinitesentient3545 Maybe if your Daddy "Sleepy Joe" isn't busy, sniffing hair and forgetting where he is, he can tuck you into bed! He could read you a great story, "How the Libtards stole the election of 2020
@MelodicQuest
@MelodicQuest 3 года назад
The absolute miracle of that girl taking a shot in the dark and having it actually be Michael B. Jordan
@anderjpoo
@anderjpoo 3 года назад
@@vanivari359 Well thought out! Folks believed Trump was a smart businessman after watching the Apprentice! TV isn't real, not even "reality TV"
@truestory3307
@truestory3307 3 года назад
Guillermo is a great fit with jimmy He keeps the show down to earth 👍🏼
@willit63
@willit63 10 месяцев назад
Kimmel is the undisputed master of late night television. I could watch these clips for days, and sometimes do just that.
@laurarichey7439
@laurarichey7439 3 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is one of the funniest Men ever. I just love him.
@walternicolas6927
@walternicolas6927 3 года назад
Hello how are you doing today... 😀
@jesiaava2386
@jesiaava2386 3 года назад
He's finally managed to get the piss stains out of his hair.
@vanessayoung6942
@vanessayoung6942 3 года назад
I want to see Trump wearing a jumpsuit matches his skin +1
@dctraveler7507
@dctraveler7507 3 года назад
Who the hell turned over a rock Found Sarah Palin!?
@teresitauy5532
@teresitauy5532 3 года назад
Exactly ! She's been eating too much moose meat.
@jmitterii2
@jmitterii2 3 года назад
The guys or gales who talk about fraud, being screwed, and/or conspiracies constantly tend to be the ones you want to watch your own wallet and stuff when they're around. It's a type of projection.
@deed468
@deed468 3 года назад
Clearly Rudy's not an expert on hair dyes either. Maybe the official White House colourist quit or they've simply run out of funds for extras?
@jjpac2011
@jjpac2011 3 года назад
His hair was always white. The dog that usually pisses on his hair was let go two days ago.
@husk1061
@husk1061 3 года назад
I thought he fired the dog because he was disgruntled?
@cecilejoubert7933
@cecilejoubert7933 3 года назад
Disgusting comment! You should be ashamed of yourself!
@PG-yi9iz
@PG-yi9iz 3 года назад
Never been a US President such a JOKE. The respect for the US Presidency is in grave danger.
@johncamiloramirez815
@johncamiloramirez815 3 года назад
Not in danger, that's been lost a long time ago 🤣😂
@fugaziishime
@fugaziishime 3 года назад
George Bush, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton. America has a list of President who were jokes. Catch up AMERICAN.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 3 года назад
Still four more years 🤣
@theQuestion626
@theQuestion626 3 года назад
@@tuyenle8107 that you seriously think that’s what is occurring means to me you’re not really following the course of events very closely. Do you know what I find interesting about Trump fanatics? So often they said that they excepted Obama’s presidency and moved on with their lives of course we know that isn’t really what occurred but Trump fanatics believe that so let’s focus on that. So what changed? Trump lost now all of a sudden they are up in arms talking conspiracy theories and ranting and raving… I thought you guys were supposed to be stoics who dealt in facts and not feelings? Well the fact of the matter is… Trump lost. Get over it. Isn’t that what you said to your opponents four years ago…?
@abrahamlincoln2584
@abrahamlincoln2584 3 года назад
@@theQuestion626 is it not ok for someone to have an opinion?
@NikkLiberos
@NikkLiberos 3 года назад
"What about what I want? I at least want a mugshot out of this. I want to see Trump in a jumpsuit that matches his skin." DAMN!!!!
@ajluvbug
@ajluvbug 3 года назад
Dude, I can’t believe she got it so fast! That was awesome !
@realhorrorshow8547
@realhorrorshow8547 3 года назад
He's just stopped using it to wipe the excess bronzer off his hands.
@jessicastraub1132
@jessicastraub1132 3 года назад
He learned about purple shampoo. Congratulations!
@cherylwulfers9796
@cherylwulfers9796 3 года назад
He’s probably afraid the locks will get changed as soon as he goes out the door to go anywhere.
@thebean9576
@thebean9576 3 года назад
Yah
@nelliesantiago5462
@nelliesantiago5462 3 года назад
And fake fox still supports trump. How pathetic is that!.
@myquestionaskingaccount3252
@myquestionaskingaccount3252 3 года назад
Or he might just follow Biden's lead and just never leave his basement, problem solved!
@woottastic
@woottastic 3 года назад
@@myquestionaskingaccount3252 wow, imagine a politician turned private citizen minding his own business in his house, how dare he, right? Biden should have been acting out the Vice Presidency the whole time!
@kathleenthurin845
@kathleenthurin845 3 года назад
OK BY ME.
@patrickpschaefer
@patrickpschaefer 3 года назад
If you're not first, you're last. - Ricky Bobby
@myquestionaskingaccount3252
@myquestionaskingaccount3252 3 года назад
Lance Armstrong was first 7 times, where's his trophies though? The truth always comes out in the end, this is no different
@van7915
@van7915 3 года назад
Wrong 3rd the best you get the treasure chest
@MarkMphonoman
@MarkMphonoman 3 года назад
“crazy old man yelling in Florida.” I like that. 🤪
@7deepbreaths.sounds
@7deepbreaths.sounds 9 месяцев назад
KIMMEL STILL ROCKS!!! Even the re-runs STILL ROCK!!!
@Angie2343
@Angie2343 8 месяцев назад
Agreed
@fashionwithcora1062
@fashionwithcora1062 3 года назад
Oh my...I love Jimmy!!! He is so brutal to Trump!
@fisheater844
@fisheater844 3 года назад
Trump’s just saving $70K sacking his hair stylist.
@sarahwhite5731
@sarahwhite5731 3 года назад
I doubt he pays anybody for their services, probably quit cause he knows that, now that Trump is jobless, he will never get paid😂
@ellycrysbenu
@ellycrysbenu 3 года назад
Nawh - they’re probably just bleaching it out before they change his hair color. When he makes a break for it, he won’t want to be recognized.
@craigb8228
@craigb8228 3 года назад
I agree, He's fired.
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