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Jimmy Kimmel Tells All the Trump Colonoscopy Jokes He Never Got to Make 

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We got a fresh batch of inside info about Donald Trump in a new bombshell book from former Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham, Trump got a colonoscopy without anesthesia so late night hosts wouldn’t make fun of him, Jimmy does all of the Trump colonoscopy jokes we were deprived of, California became a vote-by-mail state, Eagles QB Jalen Hurts gave an interesting postgame interview after losing to the Cowboys, we play a round of “Medical Sales Rep or Personal Trainer” in honor of “The Bachelorette” contestants being announced, Elon Musk is the World’s Richest Person again, Tucker Carlson got all fired up about a masked nativity scene for sale, and we look back a year ago this week for a new installment of “This Week in COVID History.”
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@ashwinf12
@ashwinf12 2 года назад
Biden telling Trump to shut up in such a pissed off yet calm way was a classic on it's own
@kyndramorgan2884
@kyndramorgan2884 5 месяцев назад
❤😂
@mountcomfort740
@mountcomfort740 4 месяца назад
Yes and adult speaking to child
@shirleystephen8245
@shirleystephen8245 4 месяца назад
Loved President Biden quietly telling Trumpty to shut up.
@deborahwade2641
@deborahwade2641 4 месяца назад
Loved that! I can still see and hear it. 👍
@margaretjiantonio939
@margaretjiantonio939 4 месяца назад
That really cracked me up when Biden told the mouth that roared to shut up. 😂😂😂
@chrisyacoback6320
@chrisyacoback6320 26 дней назад
Jimmy you are the gift that keeps on giving ❤... every once in a while I take a trip down memory lane watching old Jimmy Kimmel monologues. Thanks ❤️💙🇺🇸
@lynnkayee1015
@lynnkayee1015 2 года назад
The best part about a Trump colonoscopy joke was he was apparently afraid of people making jokes about it. That makes any joke appreciated in my book.
@halofreak644
@halofreak644 2 года назад
🤣 the hardest part was getting the camera past pences nose 🐽! I died
@cbulk1402
@cbulk1402 2 года назад
Never too late to dump on Trump, Jimmy!
@dorothygears1349
@dorothygears1349 2 года назад
The colonoscopy jokes cracked me up !! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel !
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 2 года назад
Man. Rimshot after rimshot. It was something i didn't know I needed.
@julievarner6942
@julievarner6942 Год назад
Humor keeps us going
@margaretjiantonio939
@margaretjiantonio939 4 месяца назад
We all found out what Trump was full of.
@kimberly3110001
@kimberly3110001 2 года назад
I'm a endoscopy specialist. Thanks for the jokes.
@michaelritter7022
@michaelritter7022 2 года назад
Like I wouldn't watch this show when jimmy was on vacation that's how much I love him he cracks me up thank God for jimmy Kimmel
@badbiker666
@badbiker666 2 года назад
Gotta admit ... best colonoscopy jokes ever.
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 года назад
His duty to make doody jokes😂😂😂😂😂
@tessaclasen-pierce8889
@tessaclasen-pierce8889 2 года назад
Keep doing this week in COVID history I love that
@lisab9541
@lisab9541 2 года назад
The colonoscopy anaesthesia was the best experience ever. Well deserved after the horrible prep.
@makeracistsafraidagain
@makeracistsafraidagain 2 года назад
Thank you for not wasting this opportunity.
@vicsanchez5100
@vicsanchez5100 2 года назад
it was a beautiful colonoscopy, the most perfect in history of colonoscopies like nobody has ever seen or will see.
@lcallahan8807
@lcallahan8807 2 года назад
You made me laugh! Thanks! Sounds just like him 😂
@joycemcswain5279
@joycemcswain5279 2 года назад
Lol
@ptuffgong8504
@ptuffgong8504 2 года назад
He invented colonoscopies.
@ptuffgong8504
@ptuffgong8504 2 года назад
@Micheal Connor 😂😂 We all know Trump's tired old script.
@opheliasarnyeneh6566
@opheliasarnyeneh6566 2 года назад
Everyone of you commenting below really knows for sure who Trump is. 😂 😂 Always lifting himself to where he doesn't belong. " Believe me, nobody ever knew about this but me" he says Just as no one else knew a hurricane could be extended with a SHARPIE.
@kittycatmommy2364
@kittycatmommy2364 2 года назад
I could not stop laughing at the colonoscopy jokes! The BEST!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@loyi-kyong
@loyi-kyong 2 года назад
😂 the colonoscopy procedure and comments !!
@ephraimkihahu9615
@ephraimkihahu9615 2 года назад
*Watching you Jimmy from my Cave here in Kenya, Africa* 🇰🇪 🇰🇪
@tempusfugit9009
@tempusfugit9009 2 года назад
u renting space? getting sick of my country, rather put my energy into something else.
@Jay-cx1it
@Jay-cx1it 2 года назад
@@tempusfugit9009 🤣🤣
@g0679
@g0679 2 года назад
Best Wishes fron Hogtown, Florida.
@lauriesmith589
@lauriesmith589 2 года назад
A cave is sounding real nice & safe to an American Democrat these days!?!? God Bless❤✌🤗🤙
@Chereese0808
@Chereese0808 2 года назад
Aloha from Hawai'i 🏝🤙🇺🇸
@illyriumus2938
@illyriumus2938 2 года назад
he really has great writers! I loved this episode - Who knew that colonoscopy can be fun!
@rainbowwriter672
@rainbowwriter672 2 года назад
This was brutal AND SO AWESOME! The jokes are not even outdated!
@sandramorgan7977
@sandramorgan7977 2 года назад
how are you doing today?
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Год назад
God bless Jimmy Kimmel!!! Thank you for making me laugh. I gave you 2 Standing ovations.
@jeffmoore4483
@jeffmoore4483 5 месяцев назад
God bless AMERICA and make it great again ! No matter how many people don't want AMERICA to be great AGAIN
@heatherarce3744
@heatherarce3744 26 дней назад
@@jeffmoore4483that’s what Biden’s doing. Making it great again after that Trump train derailment.
@happygrandma2732
@happygrandma2732 2 года назад
I love Jimmy Kimmel.
@alessandrapirelli7040
@alessandrapirelli7040 2 года назад
"And discovered two cancerous polyps... (cut to Jr. and Eric!)" LMFAO!
@atlanticbeach4682
@atlanticbeach4682 2 года назад
Robin Holliday.. . Don't forget his little princess ivanka!
@nags435
@nags435 2 года назад
@@atlanticbeach4682 better than crack head hunter
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 11 месяцев назад
​@@atlanticbeach4682 She can be the hemorrhoid😉
@marlenesollgruber9186
@marlenesollgruber9186 2 года назад
Could you imagine anybody talking about ANY OTHER PRESIDENT of America in this way and being right? Seriously?
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 года назад
As he sowed, so does he reap.
@Chihuahualover1765
@Chihuahualover1765 2 года назад
It's been done for decades! Haven't you seen all the other Presidents roasted? SNL started in 1975; they're infamous for making fun of Presidents🤣 This makes America great by being able to laugh at ourselves! Freedom of speech.
@charlesconnaughton7292
@charlesconnaughton7292 2 года назад
donald just think one day you will make people very happy.....
@mrsr003
@mrsr003 Год назад
Right now he’s just a recurring nightmare.
@kirkhughes9861
@kirkhughes9861 Год назад
I can... especially if it was president Marlene
@debbyyacas7027
@debbyyacas7027 2 года назад
So funny! Loved every joke at McCheeto fart nugget's expense. 😆
@verntigo
@verntigo 2 года назад
Whoever came up with that “augered his innards” line... Give them a raise!
@drdalletri
@drdalletri 2 года назад
It is sooo amazingly hilarious! I can't stop laughing
@mlamarana
@mlamarana 2 года назад
Watching tucker that mad just gives me peace ✌️
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 года назад
So mad about nothing, as usual.
@vsedai
@vsedai 2 года назад
He made me almost want to buy a candle
@randibgood
@randibgood 2 года назад
@@vsedai He made me want to buy 12 sets of each nativity set. That way for the 12 days I can mail him a new set-after I "customize" the masks, of course! Then he'll have DHS investigating me! Lol!
@dw999
@dw999 2 года назад
There's a really good profile of him, in all his vileness, in this month's New Republic.
@carloslara8067
@carloslara8067 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson is mad man.
@timothynugent7133
@timothynugent7133 2 года назад
The Trump colonoscopy jokes start at 3:50. They are absolutely hilarious!
@keishahart8439
@keishahart8439 2 года назад
2020 almost seems like urban legend now... What the HELL did we just live thru?! 🤯
@francesca3813
@francesca3813 2 года назад
Your the BEST JIMMY KIMMEL.... Keep those Jokes rolling, roll him (D.T) up and out of this Country, PLEASE!
@stinkypinky1934
@stinkypinky1934 2 года назад
you child
@francesca3813
@francesca3813 2 года назад
@@stinkypinky1934A CHILD OF GOD! YES! ABSOLUTELY! you are the company you keep! Remember THIS! I CAN ONLY PRAY FOR YOU TOO FIND/SEE THE LIGHT! 😇🙏
@map0824
@map0824 2 года назад
Every one of those colonoscopy jokes had me falling on the floor laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@dasstigma
@dasstigma Год назад
So you got up immediately after falling, so you could fall again for the next one? Impressive!
@monos70
@monos70 2 года назад
The week in covid history clips are quite good, a stroke of genius. Who knew they'd be so intriguing to watch after all this time.
@AlexTM44
@AlexTM44 2 года назад
"He is fine, what a relief... Thanks Satan" lol, I laughed so hard I scared everyone at home
@brandonschauer8210
@brandonschauer8210 2 года назад
Keep speaking the truth Jimmy!!
@dnlprls
@dnlprls 2 года назад
Speaking the truth you are joking right? Lol
@bluntfruntac9981
@bluntfruntac9981 2 года назад
@@dnlprls Yeah I hear you but it's not a joke. These comedians on the TV actually tell more truth than someone like Trump, Former President of the United States. I hear you, it's mind blowing that Comedians would be telling more truths than what you would hear from a place that calls itself Fox News, Fox NEWS. But when Fox News go to court they make sure that they tell the Judge that it's not news that it's entertainment. Alex Jones was saying the same thing when he was in front of the Judge when his kids were taken away. Let me ask you, just because i'm curious, What Did Jimmy say that wasn't the truth in your mind?
@dnlprls
@dnlprls 2 года назад
@@bluntfruntac9981 If you really believe that Kimmel is telling the truth and has no bias. Then I really do not need to explain anything to you because you will never understand but one side, and that is yours.
@IvanGarcia-gr4eq
@IvanGarcia-gr4eq 2 года назад
@@dnlprls then stop watching jimmy. Duh. They crack jokes on truths. Lizzo said truth hurts!!! He makes fun of Biden too so why are you butt hurt( ha like what I did there) colonoscopy hurts!!!!!!!! Lmao
@judytelles9227
@judytelles9227 2 года назад
I am not a Trumper but its having a medical investigation for health. I wouldnt laugh at anyone having a procedure.
@kevinbradley3306
@kevinbradley3306 2 года назад
Those writers are working overtime Jimmy, keep it up
@mikebastoni4490
@mikebastoni4490 2 года назад
Nothing surprises us at all about trump
@peggyroberts3103
@peggyroberts3103 2 года назад
Love you Jimmy and your huge heart! Bless you.
@phatesdesign3411
@phatesdesign3411 2 года назад
Your awesome jimmy!
@zerroortiz6420
@zerroortiz6420 2 года назад
Jimmy K we miss you it seems like you were gone for a long time. Just thought I should let you know how much you are so loved by all, except Trump.
@dpb8780
@dpb8780 2 года назад
I demand Jimmy's wife to come give her her view on the candidates of the Bachelorette again! Oh and all the tRump jokes were just perfect!
@BClocals
@BClocals 2 года назад
Jimmy is getting "Nasty" and I love it! 🤣
@theirishman8356
@theirishman8356 2 года назад
So now Trump can brag about having the best Colonoscopy that doctor's have ever seen. 😋😅
@ik7482
@ik7482 2 года назад
Gross
@sydkiriakou2481
@sydkiriakou2481 2 года назад
And found a brain cell🤪
@rivernchelsea
@rivernchelsea 2 года назад
So beautiful
@secretsquirrel7374
@secretsquirrel7374 2 года назад
He probably did brag about that. He's such a narcissist
@czechmate784
@czechmate784 2 года назад
Bigly! 😂😂😂
@lorenzomuratori2462
@lorenzomuratori2462 2 года назад
Great show!
@meichellehuff846
@meichellehuff846 2 года назад
I love, love, love Jimmy K!!! U r so smart, respectful, kind, brave and funny as hell!!! Great job Jimmy!!
@susannegrabowski4685
@susannegrabowski4685 2 года назад
"...new book about Donald Trump. You remember that guy?" I'VE BEEM TRYING TO FORGET HIM FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS!!
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 года назад
Important to remember him so we can be assured of "NEVER AGAIN".
@ollievaughn8227
@ollievaughn8227 2 года назад
Hats off Jimmy and writers..LMFAO!!!
@williamcortelyou9072
@williamcortelyou9072 2 года назад
Ahhhh Bidens "Will you shut up man..." Was and still is epic. That night was so embarrassing.
@joshuacraig9061
@joshuacraig9061 2 года назад
It was that night that I knew Trump lost. He no longer had any control and in his mind he was still arguing with Hillary.
@karlhungus545
@karlhungus545 2 года назад
The real embarrassment began when Ronald Reagan was elected...
@annhodge5041
@annhodge5041 2 года назад
L
@alwayscheckthisstuff494
@alwayscheckthisstuff494 2 года назад
nah.. Biden didnt want Trump to have the most embarrassing moment so we now have Sept 11, 2021 images from Afghanistan . Every month since January he has added a better set of images :-) Those of you so proud you voted for Biden should send a letter to the families of the fallen Marines telling them how proud you are of your very wise decision making :-)
@czechmate784
@czechmate784 2 года назад
@@alwayscheckthisstuff494 and of course, we can also put in the letter the adroitness of "Mr. art of the deal" don the con , in the Doha agreement in February 2020, releasing almost 6k of Taliban forces including the Leader of the Taliban himself, and not including the government of Afghanistan in the negotiations. Yes sir, a Damn shrewd piece of negotiation! He's a shoo in for the Nobel peace prize on that. right up there with building the wall with Mexico, and Mexico will pay for it! BTW how much are you idiots giving to a millionaire narcissist to " stop the steal"?🤣 like Homer Simpson said "cmon let's really get stupid..."
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад
I have long since stopped reading any book about Donnie. But this Grisham book I might read because of the funny snippets we got so far 🤣
@Davis777_69_years_and
@Davis777_69_years_and 2 года назад
How did 14 mins go by so quickly? Time sure does fly when you're having fun. Thanks for that Jimmy.
@KingUSMCO
@KingUSMCO 2 года назад
i knew as soon as that colonoscopy story dropped. it would be revelled in tonight.😂
@noelhausler2911
@noelhausler2911 2 года назад
I had one today no problem. As an older man it is wise to get one's plumbing checked. Glad I lived in Australia and it was free. It was great being under antensia I remember nothing.
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 2 года назад
Colbert did them too. Gold.
@shlepmessing8703
@shlepmessing8703 2 года назад
Yeah... because the phony Kimmel can't talk about anything other than Trump. God forbid he discuss the disaster that is a 9 month long Biden abortion.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 года назад
The perfect end to a butt joke is a rim shot.
@4plus4equalsmoo
@4plus4equalsmoo 2 года назад
HAHA
@michaelrmurphy2734
@michaelrmurphy2734 2 года назад
HAHAHA!!!!!
@lignow9762
@lignow9762 2 года назад
Lemons favorite or a wrap around , I mean circle back. Ask Jen.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 2 года назад
Your pun was a bit of a reach (...around)
@zencat999
@zencat999 2 года назад
thats rim job in this context.
@bamarmane4208
@bamarmane4208 2 года назад
''This week in covid history'' it is like a series mann!!! Every episode gets better! Thanks Jimmy and team!
@Metalbass10000
@Metalbass10000 2 года назад
The episodes could each be three to four times longer with all the failure to act, failure to comprehend, failure to care about the American people, and all the sadistic smirks and sadistic profiteering by the parasite career politicians, and their bribery paying constituency of billionaires and corporations.
@alexaales7937
@alexaales7937 2 года назад
they should show those in school in history class!
@kittiwhieldon4329
@kittiwhieldon4329 2 года назад
In two hundred years historians will watch it and think it’s just satire. They will undoubtedly think that no crisis could have been handled that poorly by functioning adults. I even watch it now in disbelief. But it happened. All of it.
@bamarmane4208
@bamarmane4208 2 года назад
@@alexaales7937 Definetly, and include the commentator's voice!
@russellfeirstein780
@russellfeirstein780 2 года назад
Should start doing a "this week in Fox News" as well. This monologue was a classic though. Great job.
@hks2377
@hks2377 2 года назад
Lincoln Party has a “Last Week in the Republican Party” series on their channel. It’s funny/ mortifying.
@edsonkicksworld8101
@edsonkicksworld8101 2 года назад
Jimmy always making me laugh
@tomsaltsman
@tomsaltsman 2 года назад
My first colonoscopy was without anesthesia. I wanted to watch and I did enjoy the show. Fascinating. Afterwards, they gave me pictures.
@rezamotori5709
@rezamotori5709 2 года назад
you truely have gone where no one has gone before and seen things no one has seen before!......you are a new world explorer!
@fortybelow1973
@fortybelow1973 2 года назад
I asked the doctor if he could take a picture 3 inches before they inserted the tube. When asked why I said I needed an attachment to my letter of resignation from a lousy job.
@ESL-O.G.
@ESL-O.G. 2 года назад
good for you
@aish125
@aish125 2 года назад
What a timing.I will get colonoscopy tomorrow.
@piconano
@piconano 2 года назад
Oh good.. A new book... Excellent timing... I was running low on toilet paper...
@joyl3926
@joyl3926 2 года назад
Lol. This week in covid history is gold!
@poweroftruth9258
@poweroftruth9258 2 года назад
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life…. So
@callum3069
@callum3069 2 года назад
Hope you warned that guy before blowing up his etsy store XD
@pam18ram
@pam18ram 2 года назад
He cuts his own hair? But he claimed $70,000 on his taxes for hair maintenance 👨‍🔧
@TheBioExplorer
@TheBioExplorer 2 года назад
That was for the weaves.🤣
@s4lroachclip
@s4lroachclip 2 года назад
Or his wife and daughters. His hair... he takes it off, then cuts it, then puts it back on.
@mackiri6996
@mackiri6996 2 года назад
@@s4lroachclip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reganleblanc3606
@reganleblanc3606 2 года назад
His baby hands couldn't work a pair of safety scissors
@mackiri6996
@mackiri6996 2 года назад
@@reganleblanc3606 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@richsims6870
@richsims6870 25 дней назад
Jimmy, you and all on your show are hilarious and thank you for calling out how inept and moronic our former disgraced pres is !
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
Love you Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💖💖💖
@debstrzelecki2485
@debstrzelecki2485 2 года назад
Guillermo's laugh and smile always give me a happy chuckle.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
@@debstrzelecki2485 Me too.
@0blueskycomplex
@0blueskycomplex 2 года назад
This week in Covid history. Gold 👌
@farhanuzzaman32
@farhanuzzaman32 2 года назад
Jimmy can roast sooooooo effin well XD
@stephanierobison1842
@stephanierobison1842 2 года назад
One of my Facebook memories from today, "Will you shut up, man..."
@heatherallen2236
@heatherallen2236 2 года назад
Seth Meyers used to be my favorite but he delivers his monolog so fast it gives me anxiety. Now Jimmy, you are my favorite, you are so chill and funny and you talk at a normal human speed
@reekevp1073
@reekevp1073 2 года назад
I feel the same way!!! I used to enjoy both, but Seth talks like he is trying to fit a book into 3 minutes!
@SK-ki1te
@SK-ki1te 2 года назад
If you watch on youtube you can slow the speed
@maribelcaudillo258
@maribelcaudillo258 2 года назад
geee! grandma! You are making Jimmy look old!
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 2 года назад
Same here... he used to deliver his monologue and would have me dying laughing.:: one day I clicked on and it was like he was on speed. He reminds me of Steve Miller ... he would ramble on fast with these jokes snd analogies that just went over the head and made you anxious.... exhausting. I wish he would go to back to his regular delivery.
@abc-bu7nr
@abc-bu7nr 2 года назад
Thank God for youtube I can watch Jimmy Kimmel Seth Meyers and Colbert within half an hour
@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 2 года назад
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
@devilboy3100
@devilboy3100 2 года назад
The cut away to tucker “priceless” lmao
@gladysbehrens8519
@gladysbehrens8519 2 года назад
Jimmy - You killed it tonight. I couldn't stop laughing. Your great ever night but tonight was so much fun. Thanks
@natewelden
@natewelden 2 года назад
Great job Jimmie
@rosemarienarcisse4756
@rosemarienarcisse4756 2 года назад
You are gifted Jimmy. Great show all the time👍🏽👌🏽❤️
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
Absolutely love this guy!
@imchevychaseandyourenot5601
@imchevychaseandyourenot5601 2 года назад
@@seththomas1150 bro he's still talking about trump while biden sleeps during press conferences, he must really miss him and these people who are still fans of kimmel are low iq losers
@RadarKat73080
@RadarKat73080 2 года назад
Trump couldn’t have had a heart attack or a stroke, you need a heart and a brain respectively first!
@hubertsang7418
@hubertsang7418 2 года назад
Trump is all three characters from Oz: tin man, scarecrow and lion rolled into one. No heart, no brains and no courage.
@AB-vc7ox
@AB-vc7ox 2 года назад
@@hubertsang7418 you left out the wicked witch - ugly and evil.
@zappafan1176
@zappafan1176 2 года назад
You're projecting.
@dar44445
@dar44445 2 года назад
@xxxRadarxxx Haa !!! Loved all repies too... (Except the last fudger on here⬆️)
@MS-st1zb
@MS-st1zb 2 года назад
If he can make president without a brain and here you have a brain and have accomplished nothing, where does that put you?.
@notsocreative
@notsocreative 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson the only human who doesn't understand sarcasm... well, humor in general 🤣
@doralisapilarte7752
@doralisapilarte7752 2 года назад
Or anything, really
@notsocreative
@notsocreative 2 года назад
@@doralisapilarte7752 🤣 indeed
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 года назад
He's just jealous cause he doesn't have a candle.
@raymondfriis4778
@raymondfriis4778 2 года назад
I can imagine what the doctor thought. We're going to need a bigger spoon !
@louiseasmith1336
@louiseasmith1336 Год назад
A bigger auger.
@nolanpedersen7913
@nolanpedersen7913 2 года назад
This is damn excellent.
@jkf663
@jkf663 2 года назад
Loved the colonoscopy jokes! GREAT! Hope Trumper sues for defamation of character as I am sure that Kimmel's legal team will drag that suit out forever and expose the Trumper that 'he has no character' - thus has no lawsuit.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
trump was so childish that he tried to get late night comedians and SNL canceled and taken off the air. Talk about a Dictator.
@61Wolves-yt4yk
@61Wolves-yt4yk 24 дня назад
Jimmy Kimmel is the best person alive !!!
@mphmph1198
@mphmph1198 2 года назад
I clicked on the "Subscribe" button, and one of my enemies was destroyed. Thank you, Jimmy!
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 2 года назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best Talk show on air right now. 👍🤗😇❤️💙
@addysaurus_gayii
@addysaurus_gayii 2 года назад
He is great but... John Oliver would like to have a word with you...
@Kermit_T_Frog
@Kermit_T_Frog 2 года назад
I agree, but Colbert is nipping at his heels. The writing on both shows is terrific.
@geza1014
@geza1014 2 года назад
In what way? He’s garbage now
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
@@seththomas1150 There is no such syndrome. It's a made up phrase for tRump's cult members to use because they can't think for themselves.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
@@geza1014 Yet you're here . Why be a troll?
@brianbrewster6532
@brianbrewster6532 2 года назад
Somebody needs to create a This Week in Covid History compilation video. I just love these skits.
@mandyinseattle
@mandyinseattle 2 года назад
I need that Jimmy Kimmel candle
@Nav0nod
@Nav0nod 2 года назад
Best show love from canada
@hunterdeane418
@hunterdeane418 2 года назад
Always love to hear what Jimmy Kimmel has to say about Trump, just by ripping on him so many times lol
@zamnelna
@zamnelna 2 года назад
When Jimmy said, “escape rooms” I heard “skate brooms”. I was definitely having a “wtf does Chris like?” moment. 🤔🤣
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 11 месяцев назад
Skate brooms!😂 That's funny! I too suffer from selective hearing. Someone says something to me, but I hear different words.
@Edits-World
@Edits-World 2 года назад
Who can’t wait for “telling my kids I ate all there candy”. 😂 it annoys me but I love it
@suezbell1
@suezbell1 2 года назад
The real problem was "45" was constipated and needed a deep cleaning.
@elviarodriguez3908
@elviarodriguez3908 Месяц назад
Pukepootin is personally performing colonosco-spying on T-rump to find the secret gov. document that he stole .
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 года назад
I got a colonoscopy about 50 years ago. They didn't offer any anesthesia. They just said "hold still!"
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 года назад
What are you..a hundred?🤔🖖
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 года назад
@@danielgregory3295 70. But I feel like I'm 99,if that helps.
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 года назад
@@outlawbillionairez9780 Sorry to hear that...it just sounded as if the test 50 years ago was the only one..(my doc wants me every 5 years)😟🏥 be safe!
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 года назад
@@danielgregory3295 if you have any family history, stay on it! I'm lucky to be in good health. I don't take it for granted. 👍☮️
@Cromose
@Cromose 2 года назад
And lmao, that's why we line Jimmy 🤣, we have to do it lol
@MrDanMeman
@MrDanMeman 2 года назад
Putin laughed and replied back "shut up and dance puppet"
@pwatson5766
@pwatson5766 2 года назад
Stephanie Grisham is alot better at dishing dirt than she was at being a press secretary. I'm glad she's dishing! 😝
@ramonbonilla697
@ramonbonilla697 2 года назад
You give me peace 🤣❤
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 года назад
The photo of Uday and Qusay (aka: DJT Jr and Eric) as the polyps was priceless.
@abdurrafi6555
@abdurrafi6555 2 года назад
"This Week In COVID History" is THE BEST!!! I can watch it all day!
@7rob27
@7rob27 2 года назад
One of the best moments in 2020: “Will you shut up man!”
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 11 месяцев назад
Oh my gosh, that was so funny. I remember watching that happen on live TV🤣. My sister typed a letter that said: "Two words to describe the 2020 election: 'Oh God.'"😂 That's what Biden said when Trump started ranting again. Trump cannot keep his tiny mouth shut.
@bella3775
@bella3775 2 года назад
Wait. Trump cuts his own hair with giant scissors? Didn’t he write off like 70K of his taxes for his hair maintenance as a business expense? 🤦‍♀️
@Its-a-me-michelio
@Its-a-me-michelio 2 года назад
Thats the grift
@justmeagain2996
@justmeagain2996 2 года назад
That's easy to explain: He hired Edward Scissorhands to do it.
@ramirorodriguez9671
@ramirorodriguez9671 2 года назад
Really Really nice scissors ✂️
@ericdickerson7656
@ericdickerson7656 2 года назад
YES!! He did claim an extraordinary amount for this. Is someone saying he may have may possibly have committed tax fraud?
@bella3775
@bella3775 2 года назад
@@ericdickerson7656 lmao🤣🤣
@lehammsamm
@lehammsamm 2 года назад
Tucker being vaccinated while railing against the vaccine has got to be the best irony. 😂 Fox requires the vaccine while at the same time allowing this waste of air to cry foul. 🤣😂
@UFwho
@UFwho 2 года назад
Kimmel? Agreed. Total bag of contractually obligated air. “Let them die” he said. Will never watch another clip of that divisive nonsense again. I’m not a trump supporter at all. But he wasn’t the divisive one. These guys are. Obviously.
@lazerlord9324
@lazerlord9324 2 года назад
@@UFwho More MAGA whining
@blackeyedsusan727
@blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад
@@lazerlord9324 And lies
@blackeyedsusan727
@blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад
@@UFwho Uh huh. The Orange Squatter in the WH called the Nazis marching in Charlottesville "very fine people," and fueled and supported an attempted coup on our government because the terrorists are in his corner. Keep drinking that MAGA kool-aid
@UFwho
@UFwho 2 года назад
@@blackeyedsusan727 you’re right. “Very fine people” is much worse than “let them die”. Thank you for reminding me. Enjoy your toxic media. Cheers
@rayenalowenssr5146
@rayenalowenssr5146 2 года назад
It's your duty Jimmie!!!
@Goatchild90
@Goatchild90 2 года назад
Something I never thought I'd say but I need that Tucker Carlson shirt
@noble61483
@noble61483 2 года назад
I wonder if it comes as a bumper sticker?!
@deborahrusso9907
@deborahrusso9907 2 года назад
I’m joining that club😹😹😹😹
@monikamorandi4052
@monikamorandi4052 2 года назад
😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️
@louiseasmith1336
@louiseasmith1336 Год назад
I want the Jimmy Kimmel candle!
@brendan5065
@brendan5065 2 года назад
Just had a colonoscopy today and I really hope he had the worst time with it
@dw999
@dw999 2 года назад
Hope you're feeling fine and that the results were good.
@thedonwesley5279
@thedonwesley5279 2 года назад
Jimmy you've been killing it Destroying tRUMP God bless U
@packworld8419
@packworld8419 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimble always look spiffy in his suits🔥🔥
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