Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

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You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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@HunGredy 4 года назад

That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

@owenwilliams105 4 года назад

Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

@user-hp9bl6oc1f 4 года назад

@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

@owenwilliams105 4 года назад

@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

@owenwilliams105 4 года назад

@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

@malikapollard3618 2 года назад

Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

@Andrerc0 3 года назад

That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

@GirGir183 Год назад

I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

@muleyamwiinga3988 Год назад

Typical Parkinson

@DetlefDSoooS Год назад

that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

@kellingtonlink956 4 года назад

What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

@kellingtonlink956 4 года назад

I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

@rodrigobento4570 4 года назад

@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

@frankcorral4981 4 года назад

I want to meet Tracy!

@OdinTheFrog 4 года назад

Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

@olenilsen4660 4 года назад

@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

@bels3873 4 года назад

The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

@danlewis3185 4 года назад

I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

@ArcticWolf-qd6ev 4 года назад

@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

@johndoe-pm3wu 3 года назад

"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

@hugojourdain9157 4 года назад

Best comedian ever🤣

@Gematrinator 4 года назад

Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

@Nikola5982 4 года назад

He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

@BearLite 4 года назад

@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

@sethgaston845 4 года назад

Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

@filmfelineadmin 4 года назад

Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

@bustermk2 4 года назад

Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

@nnyv0040 4 года назад

😂

@dpcmufc8798 4 года назад

Where you from then?

@Shiki0414 4 года назад

Nice

@davidwilcox5173 3 года назад

I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

@iamdb1990 4 года назад

the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

@AlexandraVioletta 3 года назад

I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

@deansmith4752 4 года назад

bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

@roonieramshaw929 4 года назад

I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

@renragged 4 года назад

"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

@NightShadeGame 4 года назад

2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

@Againsttherulescouk 4 года назад

So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

@jamesorme6296 4 года назад

Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

@AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад

This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

@austincannon4177 4 года назад

With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

@ZakB96 4 года назад

Underrated comment😂😂

@daneenmurf1043 4 месяца назад

.....again

@halkael2317 4 года назад

I used to be married... but Im better now

@princezs1907 4 года назад

good for you

@daviesdavies538 3 года назад

Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh

@gerrywood-chromick363 4 года назад

I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

@tomfletcher6385 4 года назад

9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

@neuro1996 4 года назад

Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

@SkyValleySpaceCadet 4 года назад

Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

@anthonywstanton 4 года назад

Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

@viperishzeus147 4 года назад

Jimmy always makes me laugh

@mackcummy4976 4 года назад

That last line though was deadly.

@michaelgalt388 2 года назад

“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

@jusbetson 4 года назад

When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

@welshgit 4 года назад

2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

@SoulTouchMusic93 4 года назад

yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

@alnotterbot5590 4 года назад

But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

@willdenoble1898 4 года назад

Al Notterbot hahahaha

@bogdanbuda8118 4 года назад

When this was still ok to do...

@godsperfectfailures796 3 года назад

The ending is perfect

@jamesbarrows5003 4 года назад

Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

@angelarredondo611 4 года назад

This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

@wonnelzoldilock 4 года назад

Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

@jamesorme6296 4 года назад

Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

@GOONER.1886 4 года назад

james orme it’s a bot account

@javidmirza4584 4 года назад

Made my day!

@robinfritz3729 4 года назад

Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

@philliphayden2727 4 года назад

How amazing was that?!?!

@Live-by2vk 4 года назад

Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

@alanrosenau6806 4 года назад

🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

@markevans7860 4 года назад

Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

@Karajorma 4 года назад

There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

@goodvibrations2751 4 года назад

That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

@ronaldbowles1278 3 года назад

Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

@ohareair552 4 года назад

This video should have more views

@kieranwatts8037 4 года назад

thank you Jimmy, very cool

@chrisadams2728 4 года назад

Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

@keeganrichard8508 3 года назад

A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

@CynicalOldDwarf 4 года назад

lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

@hollybigelow5337 2 года назад

I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

@grozafitza4913 4 года назад

This guy laugh is the new thing=))

@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105 3 года назад

Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

@markc1894 3 года назад

That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

@scottishbanta9682 4 года назад

Smashing video

@xtc79 4 года назад

badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

@henkie8871 Год назад

Hilarious!!!!!!

@AlukardTheDeathknight 4 года назад

😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

@mrsanchaz2003 Год назад

Tracy! You are famous

@jessepeeletersonamazin7952 2 года назад

0:32 hahaha

@SqueekyBums 4 года назад

Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

@MartinWillett 4 года назад

Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If RU-vid think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

@SqueekyBums 4 года назад

@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

@richardjenkins940 4 года назад

Tracey is fit tbf

@AdolfAuschwitz79 4 года назад

I have bag of chips for Tracey!! Wait your turn!!

@MW-wz9dh 4 года назад

Love you're video

@mickey0303 Год назад

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

@mangwenigumede5574 4 года назад

I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up

@followdg 4 года назад

Still waiting for that update!

@vincentvega1438 4 года назад

Probably in the disabled toilet

@no-oneman.4140 3 года назад

At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.

@billysinge8977 4 года назад

He looks like Glenn Quagmire.

@ADerpyReality 4 года назад

He is Glen Quagmire.

@billysinge8977 4 года назад

ADerpyReality GIGGITY GIGGITY CRABBITY GIGGITY

@drew-shourd 4 года назад

Taking bedroom advice from Jimmy is like taking surfing advice from an aquaphobe.....

@drew-shourd 4 года назад

Hahahaha....who doesn't enjoy fuckin with someone who enjoys fuckin with someone??...it's all good!

@ioannams2709 4 года назад

What's he saying at 4:36? Run along, run ?

@cristop5 4 года назад

Run along, grown-ups talking

@ioannams2709 4 года назад

@@cristop5 oh thanks! 👍

@hockysa 4 года назад

just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona

@thecackleman 4 года назад

Cover the face attack the base

@therealgamer4065 4 года назад

Come to Australia ( Adelaide)

@femw6278 3 года назад

Lmao Ann Widdecombe is my great aunt can’t wait to show her this... not

@NewMessage 4 года назад

Ohh.. at the beginning, I thought 'telling them why they're there' was the advice. I suppose they would stop trying to scream through the gag, or wrestle their hands out of the zip ties long enough to hear it, anyhow.

@prisonerears1149 4 года назад

I feel like not enough people understand this hahaha

@MartinWillett 4 года назад

Make the discharge taramasalata.

@theselector4733 4 года назад

Which one's Tracey?

@markjones592 4 года назад

On the right

@donGripo 2 года назад

6:18 If you don't know who Gillian McKeith is: DON'T google her! I can't unsee that!

@ianfortuna9385 3 года назад

Ladies I got a question for you: Would you date a man that lives with his parents?

@stuartmorton1279 4 года назад

Why is there a picture of Muhammad Ali behind ?😀

@Jack_2004 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@johanvissers1615 4 года назад

a bulldog eating maionaise

@thisisnotmyname274 3 года назад

🤣🤣

@kmentt 3 года назад

This is year ago! Why dint people check youtube so as not to repeat videos?

@NDBit 4 года назад

Is he touring again?

@Nosleepteam 4 года назад

Funniest thing about this video... first of hilarious... it's i saw Trump ad. Definitely wrong crowd.

@freggo6604 4 года назад

3:35 ... mile high club ... chemical toilet ... unless you where the pilot an (you fill in the rest) ! Ah, good memories :-)

@magillanz 4 года назад

best sex position is rodeo, it is like doggy only you call her by the wrong name and then try to stay on.

@f3lispix3lus 4 года назад

4 cats is NOT too many and shut up Jimmy!

@dwarvenwarrior7713 3 года назад

Why isn't this tagged educational

@pantera6343 4 года назад

Bit of the topic but that large picture of jimmy behind him looks like Muhammad Ali

@Equany Год назад

Its called skinny jeans. Not make you skinny jeans

@lewiskelly14 4 года назад

I wonder if he is paying taxes properly now?

@fuddrucker74 3 года назад

Dude was q virgin until he was like what, 40? Then he jokes about not wanting sex now. He'd be about the last person you should go to for advice about sex.

@kushkingla7385 3 года назад

You dont want to get hurt during sex, then why have the safe word?

@mickcharmed 4 года назад

The funniest brilliant comedy act Jimmy Carr ( Alan Carr twin ) shows the world crudest parts of the Human Race . Facebook group STUDIO136 CREATION For creation of collection

@haarisjamil5080 4 года назад

How was it? LAME! Missed opportunity.

@onemercilessming1342 4 года назад

"Happily Single"? Yes. I do not miss the complications of a marriage with a liar, cheat, and thief.

@avinotion 4 года назад

Sounds like "miserably divorced" to me. I mean, it's good that you're out of that relationship, but I don't think anyone could be truly happy being alone.

@bookashkin 4 года назад

@@avinotion Pretty sure San Francesco was truly happy hanging out all by himself on the slopes of Subasio, preaching to birds. Bill Maher and Lewis Black seem not too depressed. Benny Hill was ok. But maybe you're right, Morrissey changed his mind.

@GirGir183 Год назад

Some of the "random shouts from the crowd" sounded a little rehearsed.

@isaac-hq5dv 4 года назад

Love you jimmy but for someone who lost his virginity in his 30s I think you should give advice on how to almost get away with tax fraud before the sex Ed mate