JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 2] In 9 Minutes 

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The craziest thing about Dio is how committed he is to being a dick. The guy stops time, goes down the stairs, moves polnareff a few steps down, goes back up the stairs and resumes time. REPEATEDLY

"Two Pairs!" "Exodia the Forbidden One!" That one got me.

“Oh my God, Dio’s stand can…”-Krillin “Stop time?”-Gohan “Summon Steamrollers!!!”-Krillin

Friendly reminder that Jotaro’s VA in this, Sean Chiplock, is an actual professional voice actor that voiced Mista in Part 5, and yet still decided to be a part of parodies like this. What a legend. (He also voices Revali and Teba in Breath of the Wild and Mishima in Persona 5)

Jotaro: “Exodia the Forbidden One!” That one caught me off guard lmao 😂

“Sounds nice, but I hear the tickets cost an arm and a leg” Jesus Christ this series is hysterical

"That... was for Danny." LMAO Making DIO pay for his dickish ways towards animals was a very nice touch, TFS. 👏🏾

“In the Jojo bloodline, we TECH those!” Had me on the floor

When Jotaro pulled out Exodia, that sent me 💀💀💀

“Let’s change DIO’s O to an E!” Is actually a really good line and that caught me off guard.

I fucking love that in basically all abridged media Dio is voiced by the same guy.

9:02 "Buy me a PS5 or i'll tell grandma" "You little fu-"

Kakyoin: Atleast I died with friends Joseph: No! Our close acquaintance Kakyoin! TFS just had to rip the entire fanbase's sympathy for Kakyoin😂

Just wanna say AntFish as DIO is just how it has to be. No one else could capture him so perfectly. At this point when I think of DIO its always his voice that comes to mind.

3:17 The fact that he almost sounded just like him, makes this better

Avdole: ready as ever Mr Joestar Polareff: I'm with you to the end Kakyoin: these glasses cost 250 dollars Still kills me

"You've got a six year old uncle!" that line had me rolling on the floor 🤣😂🤣

The line "Get off my granddad, you undead man ho!" put such a smile on my face. It's even better without context.

The menacing version of "Under Pressure" played during the Polnareff's fight with Vanilla Ice is perfection

7:25 “Lemme get some SIP.” Alucard: *chuckles like a maniac*

The fact that you made the edit where Chariot's rapier is still in DIO's skull when Jotaro punched him, just to keep the flow going, is GODTIER !

Kakyoin: "At least... I died with friends" Joseph: "NO! OUR VERY CLOSE ACQUAINTANCE KAKYOIN!" Me: 💀

The Jostar legacy includes: Gentelmently honor Hamon talent Stand power Fighting Game talent

I’m gonna be honest. That “No, my piggies!” leading into “Time for these piggies to go oui oui oui all the way home” bit? Great setup, fucking inspired pun.

Am I the only one who respects that flawless "Goodbye jojo" 7:06

7:44 The look on his face after this little retort is probably the most genuinely furious you’ll ever see Dio, canon or not.

So Jotaro said "screw the rules" and played Exodia..the abridged verse keeps coming around full circle and I love it

“Lemme get sum Siiiiiiip” ah there is an extra level of enjoyment i get when TFS is self referential

Sean Chiplock's Jotaro impression is actually really good.

"Careful, JoJo! He spells 'go' with an 'x'! The rules mean NOTHING to him!" So delighted that was added in.

"I already lost you once. I’ll never let that happen again-" *Avdol is erased* "-Fffuck." I can’t, this is perfect. 😂

Iggy getting back to Dio for Danny was something I've always wanted to see ever since I saw Iggy on-screen for the first time. Thank you TFS, for making my dream come true

As a Creole Louisiana native, that French VS Cajun line spoke to me on a level I'm not entirely comfortable with but know is true.

"I think I'm gonna go to Italy" "That's great the tickets just cost an arm and a leg" I knew right away that it was a guarantee 💀💀💀

2:42 How you managed to perfectly encapsulate both characters in one contextual voice line each is beyond me.

I didn't expect Maximilian Dood as Terence D'Arby. Its perfect

4:48 That younger Darby brother seems like a pretty cool dude. Would definitely watch a RU-vid channel with him and Iggy as his mascot/co-host.

Neat little fun fact: The guy who voiced DIO in this is the same guy who abridged the Stardust Crusaders OVA back in 2010, where he voiced every character!

The fact they got Max for 4:49 is hilarious

I love every Jotaro “hold up” after Iggy talks. 1st time: the fact Iggy can talk 2nd time: probably seeing the shit on his hat and his character model changing. 3rd time: The fact Iggy was able kill DIO so quickly and was literally waiting around as they were getting manhandled the whole time.

So when DBZA was cancelled, we got JoJo Abridged to be honest I miss DBZA, but I actually love this series and I am Actually enjoying it so far, Keep going Team4star

They kept the "Oh my god" This is beautiful. Good to see TFS continuing doing great stuff after all these years

"That is Soul Calibur Announcer Level Bullshit, and I Am Not Here for It." Yeaaaah I'm definitely using that one of these days

Writing is godlike as always. Love what you guys did with Iggy and that "Kool-aid is blood" call back was unexpected but welcome

"In the Jo Jo bloodline, we TECH those." Possibly the funniest fucking line I've ever heard Joespeh utter holy shit lmao

The fact that they literally kept the iconic "JOTARO! DIO!" scene is hilarious.

Potential jokes for DIamond is Unbreakable Abridged: -Okuyasu saying "talk to The Hand." -Kira noting that he is jelaous of Okuyasu's stand because of his hand-fetish. -Cracks about the Joestar-family's tradition of having shitty dads. -The environment is reminiscent of the cul de sac from Ed, Edd n Eddie. -A Johnny Bravo-joke in relation to Josuke's hairdo. -The fact that Jotaro looks younger in this part and will look even younger next time. -Some kind of easter egg that references Beastars, as Josuke and Louis has the same Japanese voice actor. -Koichi stealing Josuke's thunder as a main character, and as a small guy with a hot girlfriend, maybe a few Krillin and Android 18-references. -References to Twin Peaks and The Twilight Zone on account of the setting. -Mikitaka being accompanied by the X-files theme. -Pointing out that having a stand called Red Hot Chili Pepper despite it being yellow is weird. -Hayato being pointed out as a weird and creepy kid, by Kira of all people. -Rohan, as a mangaka, acting as a stand in for Araki and making 4th wall references to the Jojo-series, as well as advertising for his spin off. -Joseph Joestar explaining that his diminished appearence is because quitting to use Hamon is like quitting to use steroids. -Some kind of meta-joke to the live action movie by Takashi Miike.

"Let's change Dio's 'O' to and 'E'" I love this line

The subtle orchestral “Ice Ice Baby” in the background starting @ 4:11 is just too good not to praise

"That one's for Danny." I spent so long scratching my head on what that one meant. Then I rewatched Part 1 and was like "OOOHHH! Now I get it! Lol!"

4:49 As a fighting game connoisseur I can really appreciate this scene, thank you

Polnareff: "I said the sword is the stand." Jotaro: "But then who's the stand user?" Polnareff: "Whoever holds the sword." Jotaro: "I thought stands were the extensions of our souls." Polnareff: "Well, now the stand is the extension of the *sword's* soul." Jotaro: "That is some Soul Calibur announcer level bullshit and I am *not* here for it." Just when I thought this exchange alone would kill me, Jotaro using Exodia on Older D'Arby freaking sent me to the Shadow Realm! Also completely off topic, looking at the cast, *pretty* sure Iggy's voiced by Jonah Scott. Like all I hear is Legoshi in Iggy's body.

So to anyone who's actually wondering, no Anubis the stand is not the actual god. The stand and the sword he's attached to are only about 500 years old. The god Anubis is much older.

5:03 Grandparents when you fail at something they like:

Gotta say, Sean Chiplock comes pretty damn close to Matthew Mercer’s voice as Jotaro

8:22 "That was for Danny" You know if we kill Diavolo then it's canon

I fucking loved the part where Jotaro pulls out exodia against D'arby

4:43 is the funniest moment to me

6:47 had me vibration. The TFS vers of “oh you’re approaching me was great

Jotaro: we have similar stands Dio: WHAT KIND OF LEAP OF LOGIC IS THAT 8:04

As the owner of two Boston Terriers, this depiction of Iggy is the most accurate thing I've ever seen.

I like how iggy’s design is changed in one episode

"He spells 'Go' with an X! The rules mean NOTHING TO HIM!" That got me good

3:17 That was the best dubbed "OMG" I've heard. Huge props to whoever played Joseph here

7:14 The attention to detail is so good. Silver Chariot's Sword is shown piercing the section above DIO's eye as SP punches him. That is so good

2:43 is honestly my favorite moment

The Garfield "I hate Mondays" joke is so underrated, one of my favorites tbh

TeamFourStar writing is just something that'll make me laugh, and cry everytime And that "lemme get some siiiip" got me way too hyped

"Bullshit! How!" "We have similiar Stands" "WHAT KIND OF LEAP IN LOGIC IS THAT!" Had me rolling 💀💀💀

"Jotaro, quit screwing around! Do some puttsun combos and kick his ass!" "Muh easy beat."

6:05 why did I laughed so hard?

of course Maximilian Dood had to play gamer D'Arby absolutely genius

Dio:" Hang on a sec" *Stabs Joseph* Dio: " LET'S ME GETS SOME SIP" *Alucard sneezes*

"No! Stop slurping my grandpa!" Friggin' kills me every time.

Joseph being weirded out by being called Joe was neat.

Only a few seconds into the vid and Polnareff is already at least 4 parallel universes ahead of everyone

The fact that the person doing Polnareff sounds dead-on to Doug Erholtz is both awesome and weird.

4:30 Polnareff: could I have some kool aid? Vanilla ice: kool aid? Kool aid man: OH YEAH!!!!! Vanilla ice desinergrates Polnareff: thank you kool aid man. Kool aid man: NO PROBLEM POLNAREFF. Polnareff: can I also have some of your kool aid? Kool aid man: NO ITS BLOOOOD!!!!

Some of the deliveries in these two parts are just perfect. "Don't know how to backwards long jump?" has me in stitches every single time.

9:03 Perfect Response

The fact that the instrumentals to Vanilla Ice's scene is a rendition of "Ice Ice Baby" is beautiful in all the best ways.

Poker Player : I have Royal Flush Jotaro : EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!!!

After iggy says he’s gonna leave he is actually right in between jotaro and avdol in 3:53

Iggy, a dog, survives a part where DIO appears. DIO: Wait, that's illegal.

7:42 Without a doubt the BIGGEST fucking burn ever to be thrown at Dio

Avdol: Ready as ever, Mr Joestar Polnareff: I'm with you to the end Kakyoin: These glasses cost 250 dollars I love this scene so much

Such a talented team that put this together. The writing is absolutely hilarious with perfect acting,everyone sounds like they're having a ball,especially Joseph and Dio

"I have time powers!" "...well okay at least it's the most powerful time powers" "....the easiest to explain time powers?" Truly the biggest embodiment of the entire series.

The voice acting is amazing, jotaro actually sounds like matt mercer

"So he gets to have the terrible French ascent!" "That's Cajun." "I said what I said."

2:43 Words cannot describe how much I wanna do this in an actual game of Poker. I want to enter a high stakes Poker Tournament, make it into the finals, with everything on the line for me and my opponent, and then I wanna pull out fucking Exodia. I would be banned for life, I'd lose a lot of money, but it'd be so worth it.

Jotaro’s “Hold up” joke made me laugh for several minutes straight, thank you for making this.

Great to hear Antfish as Dio again. His voice just suits him perfectly.

7:00 THAT FALL THO

“Now let’s change Dio’s “O” to an “E!” Why is the small jokes that always kill me?

4:48 I actually cried laughing from this. This was so accurate.

8:32 Good boy Iggy, good boy.

3:31 i love this moment when Iggy speaks

Okay, the plane exploding at the end was perfect, if Araki has ever truly forgotten a single thing, it's that planes and Joseph go together like fires and orphanages.