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Joey Diaz Tells Hilarious Story About Auditioning for How I Met Your Mother 

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@bruceleroy6551
@bruceleroy6551 5 лет назад
Hey RockStar! GTA6, book this man! It'll be tremendous!
@houseviceroy
@houseviceroy 4 года назад
He'd be the type of gta mob boss who acts real cool with you in the beginning and do sidemissions for then betrays you last minute , then get into a car chase with him across the whole damn map until you finally catch and kill him lmao
@B_Chasnika
@B_Chasnika 4 года назад
On a mission when they ride and talk it'll be hilarious
@lexiluthor3926
@lexiluthor3926 4 года назад
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia needs to add him to the cast! Frank and Joey plowing whores and doing blow. TREMENDOUS
@Luuute
@Luuute 3 года назад
Hes in mafia 3
@SolangeLOLable
@SolangeLOLable 3 года назад
He needs to write a book or something
@thekito4623
@thekito4623 4 года назад
Normal people: laugh Joey diaz: asthmatic avalanche noises
@taylorgallion2748
@taylorgallion2748 4 года назад
lol. his laugh is legend
@tysonasaurus6392
@tysonasaurus6392 6 лет назад
“How I met ya Motha”
@youtubecontent6394
@youtubecontent6394 5 лет назад
Tyson Williams vu
@smac919
@smac919 4 года назад
lol Oh my fucking lord there should be a spin off called " How I met ya Motha " Narrated by Joey Diaz
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 4 года назад
YUH MUHTHAAAAAH
@andrewmitchell8401
@andrewmitchell8401 4 года назад
oww i met cha muddaa
@seashley8931
@seashley8931 4 года назад
Lol nice
@LiamDay93
@LiamDay93 6 лет назад
This guy could narrate my own death and I’d go out laughing
@marielchamberlain9251
@marielchamberlain9251 6 лет назад
Tan ten with a ten you sound like a hater
@robmarchese
@robmarchese 5 лет назад
That's an awesome comment! Wish I thought of it! Well done!
@WW-vu8xw
@WW-vu8xw 5 лет назад
"The stupid cocksuckka just stepped in front of a bus"
@bengray6031
@bengray6031 5 лет назад
T phone ur mom gay
@edgarallanpoe8917
@edgarallanpoe8917 5 лет назад
Half a cup a downs syndrome, cocksucka
@JasonL77
@JasonL77 4 года назад
This is the first Joey Diaz story I’ve ever heard that didn’t involve cocaine, pot, or any other drugs.
@brotherxela5085
@brotherxela5085 4 года назад
Well best believe they were all involved just not mentioned lol
@Billcornfield
@Billcornfield 3 года назад
I'm sure it did though
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 3 года назад
Joey IS the Drug
@JokeFartproductions
@JokeFartproductions 3 года назад
Or women
@alterbridgegod
@alterbridgegod 3 года назад
Or Monkeys and hammers lol
@julianabrego5706
@julianabrego5706 6 лет назад
The Cuban egg roll.
@langursingh7066
@langursingh7066 5 лет назад
Cuban egg roll 😂😂😂
@charleszambrano5493
@charleszambrano5493 5 лет назад
Jose Lopez jje
@charleszambrano5493
@charleszambrano5493 5 лет назад
Langur Singh queiri
@dalistar9921
@dalistar9921 5 лет назад
Holy fuck, uncle Joey for president imo.
@Marek-gn9jn
@Marek-gn9jn 5 лет назад
gabagoo
@stonem83
@stonem83 6 лет назад
This man is a national treasure
@yourmom-wg6hv
@yourmom-wg6hv 6 лет назад
stonem83 looks great 4 some1 that used to do lots of herione,crack and large amounts of cocaine..fuck charlie sheen this man has tiger blood coarsing trew his veins
@realtalk3154
@realtalk3154 6 лет назад
but he lies a lot
@lordofspoons3098
@lordofspoons3098 6 лет назад
he's fat, disgusting and unfunny
@mephs4202
@mephs4202 6 лет назад
They both are
@iSquishMoths
@iSquishMoths 6 лет назад
he’s a morbidly obese lying ex criminal. Yep national treasure in americans eyes “lol.
@AcidGlow
@AcidGlow 5 лет назад
*Did you see the egg roll. HAHAHAA!* ✅🤣
@luisveitia2310
@luisveitia2310 3 года назад
I see you everywhere dude
@WeekendMuffin69
@WeekendMuffin69 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@psgraya2
@psgraya2 6 лет назад
JOEY IS LITERALLY THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST.
@Eazy_Bruh
@Eazy_Bruh 6 лет назад
Since day 1
@spacepapi3703
@spacepapi3703 6 лет назад
Fuck u
@_johnwayne_
@_johnwayne_ 3 года назад
Tremendeous!
@extraterrestrialhorse9722
@extraterrestrialhorse9722 4 года назад
3:56 This dude has one of the most contagious laughs I've heard of in a while. 🤣🤣🤣
@Jhnzss
@Jhnzss 2 года назад
No, It is literally contagious
@fwiedwice824
@fwiedwice824 5 лет назад
“Did you see the egg roll?” 😭😭😭 how do you come up with that comeback
@bobjones3369
@bobjones3369 6 лет назад
Joey Diaz is that uncle you only see at parties and can make any story worthy for screenwrite in Hollywood
@monicapyle
@monicapyle 5 лет назад
I have a couple of those in my family too. High five
@jaykob2482
@jaykob2482 6 лет назад
That's my new line... "Living like a doctor!" 😂
@jfan5453
@jfan5453 6 лет назад
How about "Living like a Jihadist" explosive life style
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 6 лет назад
it's one of joey's old ones haha
@WutangBizkit
@WutangBizkit 6 лет назад
jaykob u must be late, he been using that line for years now
@gein2287
@gein2287 6 лет назад
Wtf, does that even mean bc I want to use it like a docta
@josejones7025
@josejones7025 6 лет назад
jaykob h
@mrrno6402
@mrrno6402 6 лет назад
His sound must be in the next gta
@russellmasc
@russellmasc 5 лет назад
He played a character in Mafia 3..so maybe of contract issues, maybe no GTA
@aztkjorgee2157
@aztkjorgee2157 3 года назад
“They saw the Cuban egg roll”😂😂😂
@mikedruce1701
@mikedruce1701 6 лет назад
I wish more people were like Joey. I wanna be this confident, happy, carefree, and funny.
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264 2 года назад
Gotta go through some insane shit, then sleep with the devil 6 times a day every day! Good luck my dude!
@Donjuanlemons
@Donjuanlemons 6 лет назад
Hes basically describing Carl from Aqua Teen hunger force lol
@covfefe9254
@covfefe9254 5 лет назад
Juwanna Mann YES
@prmr619
@prmr619 5 лет назад
Joey for Carl in live action aqua teen hunger force movie.
@gregwhitton2293
@gregwhitton2293 4 года назад
YES!!!!! Hahaha a slightly more overweight Carl haha
@CarlosSilva-eg5pi
@CarlosSilva-eg5pi 5 лет назад
These two can cure depression just by being awesome 😂😂😂
@hoyit
@hoyit 6 лет назад
What a wonderful specimen he is.
@Samurai78420
@Samurai78420 3 года назад
He's got to be one of the coolest, most genuine people ever.
@xognajdx
@xognajdx 6 лет назад
I enjoy watching the friendship between these guys.
@bobross8015
@bobross8015 5 лет назад
Joey “Did you see the Cuban egg roll” Diaz
@prettyboydetailing5435
@prettyboydetailing5435 5 лет назад
"Livin like a doctor" lmfao
@HankKill93
@HankKill93 6 лет назад
Joey "I'ma take my pants off" Diaz
@kanelfc98
@kanelfc98 4 года назад
“Like 2000 2002” mate it was 2006-2007 😭
@GoodGuyGaurav
@GoodGuyGaurav 4 года назад
This episode is from season 2 though, 2005
@genesmith7972
@genesmith7972 3 года назад
Season 2 aired in 2006
@13Knives1
@13Knives1 4 года назад
Joey stood up to Doc Oc on the train in Spider Man 2
@Arthur-Silva
@Arthur-Silva 5 лет назад
“Did you see the egg roll?” 🤣
@jpalejandrohernandez1191
@jpalejandrohernandez1191 6 лет назад
He's a OG he's got hella stories
@freddymarcel-marcum6831
@freddymarcel-marcum6831 5 лет назад
If Joey Diaz auditioned for my show and didn't get the part, I'd be looking out my windows at night watching for slow moving cars.
@RESISTING1
@RESISTING1 6 лет назад
If this happened today, the women would have cried victims and accused Joey of sexual assault.
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 6 лет назад
E D G Y
@giggityeffyou
@giggityeffyou 6 лет назад
He's kinda right but I see it as if Joey Diaz was a bigger name in movies and media, a shit load of people would come out from every direction trying to sue him for sexual assault
@justinsousaguitar7106
@justinsousaguitar7106 6 лет назад
Sadly, you're 1000% right.
@justinsousaguitar7106
@justinsousaguitar7106 6 лет назад
Riga T. Resisting1 isn't bringing this generation down. He's in a nutshell commenting on the down fall of a generation. The fact that this happened "barely a decade ago" is even sadder. Just shows how quickly we transitioned to a sensitive and delicate pussy ass society.
@Jasonkkyle
@Jasonkkyle 6 лет назад
Exactly. They are nothing but fame whores now who discredit the real victims. Its sad.
@bobmcbride1487
@bobmcbride1487 4 года назад
For Christ's sake HBO, Give Joey his own show
@MrHEC381991
@MrHEC381991 6 лет назад
"..that's Joey" lol
@bobryker6984
@bobryker6984 6 лет назад
Stanley profile pic. Fantastic
@afv571
@afv571 5 лет назад
hilarious and underrated response hahah
@DeathBringer769
@DeathBringer769 5 лет назад
3:56 When Joey laughs super hard you can hear the 10 year+ backlog of lung res he still needs to cough up and out, lol... Love the guy though :D
@buggyG12345
@buggyG12345 6 лет назад
Joey is one funny fucker need more people like him in the world
@LeadGRuaidri
@LeadGRuaidri 3 года назад
Spotting Joey Diaz in films is better than seeing Stan Lee.
@JourneyToTheCage
@JourneyToTheCage 6 лет назад
One of the best things about Joey is that the comments section on a Joey video is way less toxic than most
@David-em7hs
@David-em7hs 5 лет назад
Joey “I’ll never forget” Diaz
@mikekelsall5859
@mikekelsall5859 2 года назад
I will allways remember Joey from longest yard falling down after running saying "You guys better not cut me" lol
@mrs.riche3939
@mrs.riche3939 5 лет назад
Omg I ❤ Joey Diaz!!! Being his friend must be the greatest!!!
@alamo-yl2vn
@alamo-yl2vn 4 года назад
Me: Doc, you have 4 minutes and 9 seconds to live. Doctor: WTF are you doing? ME: 3:07
@harold3165
@harold3165 2 года назад
"Oh my god..that is terrible!" lmfaooo
@steven95N
@steven95N 5 лет назад
How can you not love Joey Diaz. I mean the guy is so real but somehow makes it funny at the same time. This has to be a superpower.
@afv571
@afv571 5 лет назад
i could listen to joey tell stories all day and wouldn't get tired of it
@lewisrandall2459
@lewisrandall2459 3 года назад
“What they said wasn’t good enough so I made up my own “ 💀🤣
@goodmorning192
@goodmorning192 2 года назад
I love listening to Joey's story!
@gedparry3415
@gedparry3415 3 года назад
Put your shirt on that’s terrible....I just choked on my coffee😂😂😂
@donnathelightningbug
@donnathelightningbug 6 лет назад
Joey Diaz is Joe Rogan's Karl Pilkington.
@swamidan277
@swamidan277 6 лет назад
karl is ten times funnier and he never tries haha
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 6 лет назад
donnathelightningbug But Joe is 100X less annoying than ricky Gervais. Seriously that guy makes my skin crawl.
@AliBaba-mb1pu
@AliBaba-mb1pu 6 лет назад
How can you compare a guy who plays dumb to a guy who isn’t dumb
@MrSamuel539
@MrSamuel539 6 лет назад
Joe actuall shows joey basic human decency tho
@satori-in-life
@satori-in-life 5 лет назад
Terrible comparison really.
@my_name117-letsgettheretog2
@my_name117-letsgettheretog2 3 года назад
I can just imagine getting a coach to London for 11 hours and having Joey as a passenger next to me. (Yes I know I'm late, "we'll meet again" is a WW2 song, but it's still great.)
@YahYou813
@YahYou813 6 лет назад
Living like a docta..... Docta Tabahgen
@noelrossbridge2514
@noelrossbridge2514 3 года назад
From Australia Fuck'n Joey Diaz kills me. I fuck'n love that guy.
@TenFalconsMusic
@TenFalconsMusic Год назад
Fuk'n love Joey D❗❗
@DukesFinalBoss
@DukesFinalBoss Год назад
“Livin’ like a Doctah!”
@missmew5240
@missmew5240 Год назад
I could listen to these two buffoons for eternity. ❤❤
@jonathanwhitehouse9259
@jonathanwhitehouse9259 2 года назад
I love these two,
@guthoriantony
@guthoriantony 6 лет назад
How I met your mother + Joey Diaz equals money
@explosivefreak666
@explosivefreak666 3 года назад
"Livin' like a doctor"... You go Coco.!!
@whatevervideos542635
@whatevervideos542635 Год назад
Uncle Joey proves you don’t gotta be the best lookin guy in the room or the most talented, and you can still make it happen. Sometimes it’s just being so different and shocking people for good or for worse what are you willing to do to make it I guess 😂😂😂
@SC-gp7kt
@SC-gp7kt 3 года назад
Note to self: dont turn your back on Joey Diaz
@garyhost354
@garyhost354 3 года назад
That’s the power of a 10incher. He has a impressive package love his adult films.
@erangaprasad
@erangaprasad 6 лет назад
Please convert this to a cartoon skit... Goodness gracious this is hilarious!!!
@dwhitt15
@dwhitt15 6 лет назад
"They saw the Cuban egg roll" Lol Joey Diaz always hilarious, legend.
@ciaranclarke5112
@ciaranclarke5112 Год назад
'The Cuban Egg Roll' 😂😂😂
@chufa72
@chufa72 5 лет назад
I love how he whispers telling a story like so others won't listen, but hes on the radio lol
@peanutbutterbuddha964
@peanutbutterbuddha964 6 лет назад
Joey Diaz is a fucking character
@discordye4825
@discordye4825 3 года назад
Just saw him on Brooklyn Nine nine...Sal, from Sal's pizza...
@potterj09
@potterj09 2 года назад
Haha the gestures make it even better.
@Rach-N-RobTV
@Rach-N-RobTV 6 лет назад
Joey Diaz is a fucking force of nature!
@alexsully2586
@alexsully2586 6 лет назад
Lol - 0:52 "You see the egg roll??"
@topnotch4564
@topnotch4564 6 лет назад
I Love you Joey Diaz.
@Azi282
@Azi282 Год назад
Saying "Roe Jogan and Doey Jiaz" and vice versa sounds great out loud
@BastardLoser
@BastardLoser 3 года назад
Everytime I think I watched all the Joey Diaz videos a new one pops up
@hakimben8472
@hakimben8472 6 лет назад
i wonder how much of Joey Diaz stories are actually true.
@hectorornelas6182
@hectorornelas6182 6 лет назад
Hakim Ben Joey is so funny I don't think it matters
@goodtaste4
@goodtaste4 6 лет назад
200%
@andysavage4991
@andysavage4991 6 лет назад
All of them, look back they called people to verify
@Redant23
@Redant23 6 лет назад
Hakim Ben not much, but still funny
@Mitchx42
@Mitchx42 6 лет назад
Yeah I think he makes most of them up.
@organicmilk5
@organicmilk5 3 года назад
Biggest role has got to be spider man 2
@wanderlust4797
@wanderlust4797 3 года назад
You know it's a Monday when Uncle Joey has a white shirt on
@fullcomicalchemist2195
@fullcomicalchemist2195 3 года назад
Show aired in 2005 and this is the second series so it's 2006 at the earliest
@paulpadilla3691
@paulpadilla3691 2 года назад
How I met ya mutta. Love these dudes
@AZ-kr6ff
@AZ-kr6ff 5 лет назад
Joey is not lying. As a young man I once showed up to apply for a heavy construction job, a big one with good pay. There were dozens of applicants, all of us with good credentials, all sitting in a hallway filling out applications. At one point the "Big Boss" walked out of the office and through the hallway towards the front door to exit. I was standing next to the door, so naturally I opened it for him (without realizing who he was). He turned and said "Thank you, Son. What are you applying for?" I facetiously said "Airplane Mechanic". A couple days later I received a call informing me that I'd got the job. Weeks later the project superintendent told me that the reason I got hired was because the "Big Boss" got a kick out of that answer, and made sure that I was hired. I was as skilled and qualified as anyone else, give or take, and several of us were hired, but that chance encounter along with my off the cuff "Cuban Eggroll" style comment got me noticed, and in the door. To this day I list Airplane Mechanic on my list of skills whenever applying for a job...just as an homage to that fortuitous endeavor.
@Fuhrious
@Fuhrious 2 года назад
"walked in there with a baggablow and half a praya"
@Fairfield34
@Fairfield34 2 года назад
I fuckin love this guy
@citrinevibes7907
@citrinevibes7907 3 года назад
I’m so impressed. I’m just into honest men being themselves unapologetically, confidently. Plus it’s Joey Diaz. The egg roll 🤝 such a legend.
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames 2 года назад
*LIVING LIKE A DOCTA!*
@alexsully2586
@alexsully2586 6 лет назад
2:20 - "that's my cue, bitch..." golden!
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 aw what a character
@ThaRealWorld
@ThaRealWorld 2 года назад
“Hello freak bitches” My gawd the good old days
@cbabygags2553
@cbabygags2553 5 лет назад
2:22 Fucking lost it. "That's my que bitch!"
@mikebragg5940
@mikebragg5940 Год назад
The cuban egg rolls omg I'm on my knees balling
@futurestrangeofficial
@futurestrangeofficial 5 лет назад
*_"Did you see the egg roll?"_*
@supagremlin3274
@supagremlin3274 6 лет назад
god dammit joey is fucking great hahaha
@MNWILD43
@MNWILD43 6 лет назад
F'n Joey, the best!!! lmao!!
@FraggyStyles
@FraggyStyles 3 года назад
Cuban egg roll 🤣😂
@StriderXDD
@StriderXDD 4 года назад
fucking love this guy
@pepesilvia8365
@pepesilvia8365 3 года назад
"Joe Rogan, I'll never forget how I met your mother. It was in Boulder, Colorado. '86. Blow was 250 an ounce."
@airbornegomez
@airbornegomez 6 лет назад
"Can of corn! Can of corn and I'll be fine! Can of corn!"
@ChrisVincentus
@ChrisVincentus 6 лет назад
Fuckin Joey Diaz! He needs his own show
@Arcane808
@Arcane808 2 года назад
Wait, how do 5 thousand people not like this... Must be the Netflix workers
@ryanclay8394
@ryanclay8394 2 года назад
boring cunts angry at the world
@Maximilianniclasklee
@Maximilianniclasklee 3 года назад
Joey should run for president
@carlosmclaren1983
@carlosmclaren1983 6 лет назад
“Livin’, like a Dr” haha 😂 I’m using that one!
@zvonimirviro7161
@zvonimirviro7161 6 лет назад
Joe "make no mistake about it" Rogan
@bryanlettow4389
@bryanlettow4389 6 лет назад
I love this fuckin guy
@BlueBirdsProductions
@BlueBirdsProductions 3 года назад
I just been on a JRE CLIP Joey Diaz marathon and I have seen him in more outfits than I have worn this week. This man deserves his own spin off podcast, presented by Rogan
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