John Guesses Stardust Crusaders Stands 

Emperor

sex pistols < stand with a gun

tommyboy tomopher. Hey I mean it has less friendly hits but total also less direct hits

The Emperor is the *4th* tarot card in the deck and is therefore inferior to Sex Pistols.

Wobbmin Sex Pistols isn’t even a tarot card so therefore he is much lower

he jumped 5 stands: heirophant green,tower of grey,dark blue moon,strength and ebony devil

Yan Telles what about Yellow temperance?

@@uberd3323 even i forgot about this one lol

@@Acoany Let's be real, the only thing most people remember about Yellow Temperance is the lero lero thing

@@YoruKurotsuki Yellow Temperance was a pretty significant stand. He got Jotaro to said the N word. It's the only time we've seen Jotaro use the secret Joestar technique, and we got " *Do you understand* ?"

Who can’t?

Muhammad Awais Nobody can just reflect he emerald splash

Muhammad Awais nobody can reflecc that emerald splash Impossible

...Sorry it was a typo “Who can deflect the emerald splash?”

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

He doesn't stab things, he just C a r v e s a f u c k i n g c i r c l e

@DOGGO POGGO *S M O K E Y*

OHHHHH NOOOOOOO

HORRRYYY SHEEEIT

*Girls literally just want one thing and it's disgusting-*

@@Powerwolf_Cultist what about gey bois

STAR, FINGERR!!

Creako Plays more like ass push

Or when he voted the person to death

*LAUGHS IN PUCCI*

**LAUGHS IN OKUYASU**

@@jakoblent4694 okuyasu but whatevs

@@stardrift4461 you get the gist

Hol Horse and Okuyasu in a nutshell

@M. J. H. Good point

To be fair, Enyaba's stand doesn't put holes in people. Enyaba had to do it herself.

Atletix 8910 enyaba makes a hole LARGER

Hol horse*

@@reyex9385 *Hole Horse**

That not homoerotic that's just loving yourself

*Everyone liked that.*

I wish he'd bring back his Oddjob hat tho

Even Speedwagon loves speedwagon!

Everyone knows that Jonathan just married with Erina to not get lynched by do it with Speedwagon

I used to be straigh until i see speed wagon

Now I’m just imagining Hierophant smashing his desk.

@@shackgerm4980 wait until the desk deflects the Emerald Splash

@@pawpad1777 now im imagining hierophant punching a wall and the wall deflects it

*Mad Geb Noises*

**mad tower of gray, yellow temperance, dark blue moon, strength, ebony devil, osiris, atum, high prietsess, justice, anubis, khumn, thoth, the lovers and set noises**

I mean, he nearly did as well. Good baby... or... bad baby, I guess....

And Mista, with The Emperor.

Giorno Giovanna with The World

And Jolyne Cujoh, With Star Platinum

@@goldenexperiencerequiem1056 I have unfortunate news for you

and enyaba with sex pistols

Your pfp is cursed

1000 Subscribers no dignity nah it’s a bad one

Shadow Reaper it’s a good one loser

anyone who thinks joseph isnt the best jojo live a sad life

Love him or hate him, he's spittin straight facts.

Saying that Joseph being best JoJo is unpopular makes me revoke your outstanding move credentials.

Vensey Ness yeee Joseph on speedwagon level

NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

Lmao

🗿

The man that lives as a rock

lol

Insert "Do masks grant stands?" discussion

@@viscinium Blackmore would like to talk with you

At least I'm no the only one

Same

Bro I did exactly the same

JoJo makes NO fucking narrative sense and I love it

@@kyuura4324 why make narrative sense when you can make narrative hype.

Iggy is not even close to best boy. Doppio is.

Remember that one time Iggy got cut in half in the ova

@@envy6727 yikes bruh

Surprised pikachu

Jotaro: SUTAH PRACHINA: ZA WARUDO!

halcyon a.k.a. chrice well really it’s because he thought Hol Horse has basically the same personality as Polnareff but you right

He never said he's showing every single stand, just that they're in order

@@mech57 and he said

Mech57 Hierophant is a MAIN stand.

I guess you could say his response is... Ice Cold.

Yeah, but he watched Jojo in english, so minus points for that

Berserk is fantastic bruh (obviously not the new cg shit though that is fuckin trash)

I personally like golden experience

Silver Chariot is badass

I like sticky fingers :)

I like scr because he do be walking thoe

Yeaaa silver chariot best stand :D

Dog actually no. The gun is not his stand, the 7 little... things are his stand. He can pick up whatever gun he wants.

Stand User: Joker Stand Name: GUN

*69 likes... Should I ruin this?*

GUN is Whitesnake's true ability not being a DJ

Griss Grass you know there’s 6 right?

Banan Joker wait who?

@@RatKing369 Someone Araki forgot about.

Jonathan BarSela I know that was the joke

“Sex pistols?” *mista is confused*

Its a spoiler

and a fucking rock

And some random yen bill

DUDE

Especially because the name theme was Colour + tarot cards

@@abhrajitdhar4628 That's the point...

@@Joker-fq6yx ok

What about Fool's Garden?

Right?

Honestly, it was like like he'd researched jojo stands beforehand. Felt rigged tbh.

*PAPURU HASE*

Tumbleflop yes

@@Tumbleflop he said he studyed bands and sex pistols and Purple haze are band name/songs/albums

@Adventist Are you implying that if Joseph had Purple Haze, DIO would have Purple Haze: The World?

I mean being a vampire might make him immune to the virus...

@Adventist that isn't Hermit Purple it's Jonathan's stand and it doesn't have a name

@Adventist No Araki literally said that stand is Jonathan's.

@Adventist any sources for that ?

I can definitely relate, when I saw that the stands were based on tarot cards, I was like "like from the binding of Isaac?"

un plugged ditto bro

*laughs in persona player*

Me, a PERSONA FAN: I am god himself

WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

Someone posted a comment before watching the whole video

If Joseph had Purple Haze im 99% sure every enemy they had would just D I E

He guess Sex Pistol as Emperor I caNT

@@reallycoolbird joseph can't trusted with any stand besides his purple licorice

SJH and Emperor as Sex Pistol *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

@@sejn195 you know the grammar in sentence is not wrong right

Vanilla ice cream... now I want ice cream

*everyone proceeds to skip the Emerald Splash*

Luma Fernandes but it’s not a terrot card

*MAJEEESHAN'S RRREDO

Phoenix's are reborn as well lol

「Rising Phoenix」

I think that's one of his moves in hftf

Crazy Diamond it was a pun with vanilla ice and cream

@@Bruh-ji8vm Google it, it's also a band. It was unintentionally the first band stand

you fools, its both

@@lunardogs2416 yeah my point exactly

@@lunardogs2416 Why compare us to Iggy's stand?

phantommanass it’s like 50/50, people either love him or hate him

I still think he's best boy, I've only watched the anime though, because god forbid I be able to read the manga.

@@phantommanass agreed

phantommanass kewl but if u got to part 7 or 8 the protagonist are all morally grey and have realistic personality and goals and motivation.

@@jhingvittoencinarez2930 well like I was saying I can't find them to read anywhere.

@Owen Speh Well, yeah, but the point being that he doesn't just shrug off Joseph's abilities and instead uses The World to fling him off the building with a chimney exactly because he's afraid of touching him.

@@RobLucci3 I mean, if somebody held a knife (hamon) to you and you pulled out a gun (knife) I'd say you're shrugging that person's danger off

Your next line is: "Hell yeah!"

@@asmodeus58XX nani

So is old Joseph

@@FirstnameLastname-do1px I never said he wasn't. But Young Joseph, specifically, is a lot of people's favorite.

McBehrer I like young Joseph but old Joseph is good because of “OHHHHH SHIT” alon

Gappy: *cries in rokaka fruit*

@@sejn195 *but not fried chicken*

WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH FOOLISH ASS NIGGA

@@substituteaccount1915 imagine replying to every fucking community and hating everyone for no reason.

Iluminacos he cheated on his wife and had sexual thoughts about his mom :)

Brakedown! Breakdown! You haven’t?

I would have loved to see him fight with a good stand, hes so fun to watch.

Soriso why are you trying to give a moral to an anime character in a fighting anime with little to no drama like why do you even care unless you’re trying to downgrade him because your favorite JoJo is not match for Joseph

rcerrwrf147 I think you meant to respond to Brakedoen! Breakdown!, also I would advise to take a less emotional response when you’re talking about how the emotions/morals aren’t important in an action anime.

uHm,, tEchNiCAllY...

How is it random? I didn't put in every stand but the ones I did (except for The World) are in chronological order of when they appeared.

What about heirophant green?

Hydra Studios 16 still no hierophant green

@@Hydrastudios16 once you went to the egyption gods you kinda complete forgot about that.

I mean he said Sex Pistols.

SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS BACKGROUND INFO... Its unfair tbh.

I read that comment *really really fast*

ha

hey check this out!

he said almost 24 months

@@woebegone395 I don't think 11 is "almost 24"

A far more reasonable reason to be mad at me. I suck at spelling.

And Spirit Photography...

@@lunawohlmut4821 Didn't notice that.

Kenny G. Was a joke to everyone, including Araki

Oingo, Boingo, Devo, Rubber Soul, Nena, Midler, N'doul, Steely Dan, both D'arbys:

Me: You're about two parts too early since Narancia is best boy

He dead

Magician's red is op a lil bit

korega requiem da

Vanilla Ice is not blind, I think you're thinking of N'Doul, the user of Geb

@@jonathancharmander8224 no i mean he's rendered effectively blind when he is eaten up by his stand, he cannot see through him. I might be remembering wrong but I'm positive this was a thing.

He is when inside. That's the whole point of "cornering" Polnareff by going in circles

@@sarafontanini7051 oh, you're right sorry

@@ultralowspekken yeah does cream not use sonar?

**laughs in binding of Isaac**

IZANAGI!!

@@mr.0511 *laughs in both*

*cries in none* *looks at Wikipedia* [click] *laughs in Wikipedia*

@Hydra Studios 16 Senpai noticed meeeee :D

HHHHHHHHhhHhhHhHhhHhHhh

Stolen

Original Name lol, he really did! 🤣

That's a weird name for a main villain

@@ultralowspekken this is jojo we're talking about, everything is weird

@@Moonveil1312 WEAKKU COUKY *summons spooky giant muscular pink Ninja Turtle, made out of soul

a FAT one

@Hudson Stroman I'm just saying, that sometimes, like for Example with Death 13, The Fool, and to a lesser extent Emperor, the text can be kind of hard to see

@Hudson Stroman What was the reason for being a douche in that reply?

Hudson Stroman Maybe you should learn how to talk to people.

@Hudson Stroman you go to the fool and tell me you can read that easily

@Hudson Stroman it absolutely does

I was about to comment that XD you are truly a man of culture

ZA WARUDU??? Yeah I don’t think you’re right either, unless this is just a joke I don’t get.

@@ethant1372 I only just noticed they did Warudu instead of Warudo due to you questioning it. And it's a joke based on the japanese voice actor's pronounciation of "The World"

I know I’m sorry, I figured it out earlier but forgot to delete my idiotic comment and didn’t look through it further

O”

@Holy Maccaroni I'm aware. Your point?

@Holy Maccaroni Not really, no.

@@frederikbuttenschn7562 ehhh, it is a spoiler though.

@@putriddoll3 Still technically a spoiler though, even if you don't understand how it happens, it's that way with every show or movie, if you say tony stark dies in endgame that's a spoiler just the same as saying avdol comes back later on in part 3 and then dies again or that jotaro dies in part 6

@@putriddoll3You can spoil the circumstances of the death. He dies protecting his daughter from a gay priest who can speed up time.

Seems a little bit *too* good