John Mulaney - Confused Ice- T is TV Magic

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#JohnMulaney on turning 29, being bullied for looking Asian American, and why Ice- T is the best part of Law and Order SVU.
John Mulaney stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2011.
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@nesa2114 5 лет назад

Everybody's mad that he's saying the same jokes like... people go on tour.. and present the same show.. but to different people

@hecatestehlik1298 5 лет назад

Also like jokes are hard

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 лет назад

And they work on refining their material to make it even funnier in later iterations. It's almost like being a comedian is a profession, or something.

@chaseholstein7083 5 лет назад

Camera phones ruined it all... Before camera phones they could use the same material in other areas. Now everybody sees it all after the first show because 37 different people recorded it and posted it on the internet for everybody to see.

@africaRBG 5 лет назад

Yeah, people arent very smart. Casual comedy watchers.

@christinanewby1979 5 лет назад

It's been around 7-8 years now tho

@polarishall6417 6 лет назад

it's so surreal to see him not in a suit

@Wylierocks 5 лет назад

is it?

@monsterjambrony 5 лет назад

Polaris Hall Oh, I just noticed that!

@Butt6969 5 лет назад

He looks strangely like Matpat when not in a suit

@jennacasey1981 5 лет назад

saw him in February, when he switched clothes with Pete Davidson and it was super trippy

@leahb596 5 лет назад

Ikr!

@DarkXagami 9 лет назад

haha this dudes ICE-T impression was pretty on point

@chloea3023 8 лет назад

this guy has great transitions

@incompleteriver770 3 года назад

The best one is "Shifting topics entirely" on SNL early 2020

@apollo6718 6 лет назад

This man should be a comedian

@grottyrotty29 6 лет назад

He should.

@a-3866 5 лет назад

You’d be glad to hear he took your advice!

@grottyrotty29 5 лет назад

Yea I heard.

@aiyi2296 5 лет назад

He is a comedian...

@chriswhite4408 5 лет назад

@@aiyi2296 r/woooosh? Maybe

@a2rhombus2 6 лет назад

Strange how he uses the "I was a child for years and years" line in every set he does (that I know of)

@alsity1 6 лет назад

A to Rhombus it’s because he’s immortal

@muroojtahir697 5 лет назад

What is strange is that I still laugh like I just heard for the first time

@kathylennerds750 5 лет назад

I've been watching a lot of content with him in it and I've noticed that for Talkshows he generally reuses bits from his stand up a LOT (sorry for literally replying to a 8 month old comment btw)

@Micras08 5 лет назад

Probably because absurd statements like that are very funny to most people. So it's the most effective way he has found to get people to laugh, which is his job :)

@alexcarey5974 5 лет назад

Michael Rasmussen did you just explain the joke?? everyone understands it’s just that he makes the joke at every show

@RaitonGG 7 лет назад

the flash has some jokes!

@thatguywhois 6 лет назад

my thought exactly

@christianburkhart3601 6 лет назад

Season 4 is looking pretty good so far

@regularartist699 6 лет назад

Christian Burkhart i stoppef watching at the end if season 3

@VVierzbowski 6 лет назад

He's the flash?!

@ya7000 6 лет назад

RaitonGG 😂😂😂

@lukewarmcoffeepot7685 7 лет назад

My name is John Mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive. While fighting the evil speedster savatar, I was thrusted into the feature, where I watched him kill the woman I love.

@JJ4EVER9232011 6 лет назад

Joe Troham I love your name and pfp.

@Tombramba_01 5 лет назад

This is that one flash if he didn't die saving the multiverse from Zooms machine.

@PhillyFrank1 8 лет назад

funny and adorable -- the total package.

@Bubba1960. 2 года назад

"Or like when somebody plays too many scratchy lotteries?" That had me rolling man.

@PrinceTrexus Месяц назад

Or when someone eats too much chocolate cake?

@justinbowen2509 6 лет назад

john was smart to change the racial slur to "Chinaman"

@meiji4785 6 лет назад

Hahaha right?

@boosh90 4 года назад

the room did NOT recover

@BioSafetyLevel4. 8 месяцев назад

I swear he did this on accident. He apologised twice. Was he high and said the line he does to his friends when recounting the tale?

@silviamayo2993 6 лет назад

His attractiveness is like the combined most attractive qualities of Troye Sivan and Benedict Cumberbatch

@glowfangs 6 лет назад

Benedict has attractive qualities?

@glowfangs 6 лет назад

@@goosemann467 Keep telling yourself that a racist and an ableist has attractive qualities lmao

@thegalaxydonutshow 5 лет назад

glowfangs Well on then

@aunchitahaque1154 5 лет назад

@@glowfangs what? when? why? please explain?

@glowfangs 5 лет назад

@@aunchitahaque1154 he literally said that sherlock couldnt br autistic because he didnt want to give "people like that" hope

@dme1016 7 лет назад

As a kid in the 60's - watching movies & cartoons, I also thought that quicksand was gonna somehow be an issue in the future.

@annemcnally5 5 лет назад

D Me honestly I was a kid in the late 2000’s and I kinda thought the same thing😂

@naznimation 4 года назад

As a kid in the 00’s, same.

@tjazeajn8028 3 года назад

Born in the 70's, quicksand and painted walls. I got the joke that the Roadrunner would go through, but the W. Coyote would hit the wall. I always thought I would hit the wall.

@celestekierans4931 3 года назад

@@annemcnally5 90s too (y)

@Asterluna 8 лет назад

I've seen this bit more times than I've seen episodes of Law and Order: SVU

@nolank12038 7 лет назад

honestly

@Kristine_202 5 лет назад

This bit never gets old. I have it memorized and I still laugh. I even played it for my mom because she likes SVU, and she thought it was hysterical.

@Dev-lw9ve 5 лет назад

How many times has John Mulaney said “I was a child for years and years” like I swear it’s his intro to every story

@rdspam Год назад

Probably fewer times than “On a dark desert highway…” has been played. I swear I hear it every time Hotel California starts.

@sususaku34500 5 лет назад

What astonish me the most is that he makes the EXACT. SAME. FACES. every time he does his sketches. How does he do that ?? Mmh... I smell a robot !

@nathanblackmon8672 5 лет назад

Su PROVE

@kai-wf7io 4 года назад

did you...? did you just...?

@Anuyushi 4 года назад

ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST

@toriparrotti4492 4 года назад

Nagida Sylph IS IT AN E, OR IS IT A 3? IT’S UP TO YE!

@Szriko 4 года назад

Just like the birds!!! OMG!

@khadijaelboushi7742 6 лет назад

Lol he’s 36 now 😂😩😩 time really flies

@Impuhlz 5 лет назад

John's delivery and flow are second to none- that transition from using charged words to SVU saying anything they want is just seamless. You're a goddamn god child, John.

@MrGeo-EmitFodrol 8 лет назад

anyone ever say this guy looks like the actor who plays the flash?

@SpoopyWasTaken 8 лет назад

Thank god you said it.

@MrGeo-EmitFodrol 8 лет назад

Spoopy he could play a version of barry thats how similar they look

@somebuddyX 7 лет назад

Time remnant

@suboopc640 7 лет назад

clicked on the video just to say that

@axxed1288 7 лет назад

he does kinda

@MelBee128 4 года назад

I can't stop watching this clip. The Ice-T part is so unbelievably hilarious and the voice he uses is the best.

@Blu_Maryze 8 лет назад

I love John Mulaney XD he always makes me laugh :3

@weirdskyreallyweird.5519 3 года назад

I love the silence after he says he was bullied for being Asian american as everyone for a split second goes “wait really?”

@jakerobinson8568 5 лет назад

I have heard him tell the same jokes, but I’ve never heard him tell them the same way or in the same tone of voice the same way twice

@terrenceharris-hughes4436 4 года назад

You telling me this guy goes on stage and gets paid to tell jokes. Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a standup routine. You're going to have to get used to that.

@milosmittens1391 4 года назад

ok boomer

@kitcoffey7194 8 месяцев назад

😂😂

@MargoMB19 4 года назад

I can't remember which of his skits I've actually watched already so I'm literally just clicking on every John Mulaney video in the recommended section. Totally worth it.

@xoderota 4 года назад

Same, I think I've seen all of them but that doesn't matter :D

@yehheapsmadaybut 8 лет назад

3:00 the bit that Bill Hader references on Norm's show. Thank me later.

@daviddowney717 7 лет назад

Only John can work a JFL crowd like this. He's a master.

@Rocketblaster2008 5 лет назад

I could listen to John Mulaney do Ice Tea for four hours.

@sookwilson1077 5 лет назад

" We took Our shoes off, it's Just a carpeting thing " that part is So true ! Who wants dirt indoor ? 😄

@kitcoffey7194 8 месяцев назад

Also people underneath you don't pay rent to hear your every footstep.

@nmhalumni4489 4 года назад

He's one of my all time favorites! Such raw talent.

@jessekim2665 5 лет назад

Talking about cartoons just reminded me he’s Spider Ham

@MrCrowebobby 5 лет назад

The gong banging and bowing was brilliant of his classmates if it really happened. I absolutely love it!!!

@williamheaster9534 6 лет назад

I love how he took this material and then refined it into his special. 👏🏻

@wolfydawolf1296 8 лет назад

hey, schools, if you want kids to appreciate music, let them listen to music they like i like a lot of songs and i don't need school for that, in fact i only started loving music after i started flunking singing class

@gracel2mart 6 лет назад

WolfydaWolf129 My elementary school did ‘morning music’ which just meant playing a classical song before the announcements. It was fun when they played songs like the Addams family on Halloween! But the yearly 6 days of guitar our keyboard didn’t do anything.

@willodaise2405 6 лет назад

WolfydaWolf129 our music class sucked we never sang it was just a history class of classical musicians with a ton of fucking homework

@alvideos2145 6 лет назад

I dunno, my neighbor kids listen to TERRIBLE music, they should be forced to listen to music that isn't shit.

@celesbianmegastar 6 лет назад

WolfydaWolf129 How do you flunk singing class?

@alvideos2145 6 лет назад

I'm assuming you flunked not being a fucking douchebag who needs his face bashed in? He didn't even make any English errors except not capitalizing his I's

@snow_blind_08 8 лет назад

He really love SVU...

@cremonster 6 лет назад

Who doesn't

@riversway2399 6 лет назад

I love hearing John Mulaney talk about Law And Order svu

@audram8561 5 лет назад

The thumbnail gave me the feeling that he was talking about scratchy-lotteries.

@briansullivan5792 9 лет назад

wtf you are you guys talking about, thus guys fucking halarious

@ectoplasmhell 8 лет назад

John Mulaney gives me life.

@Cheeseanonioncrisps 6 лет назад

When I was a kid there was a beach near us that had quick sand. The coast guard came to our school to talk about it after some poor girl got stuck in it and drowned when the tide came in- so yeah, it can be a problem.

@MelissaNgai 5 лет назад

I love how this comedy routine has evolved. Like, once refined, it became less harsh and omitted the racial slurs, and was probably delivered even funnier!

@seungie7459 2 года назад

I know this comment was posted 2 years ago, but I agree!! I’m used to hearing the refined version, because those two bits are my favorites so I hear it a lot. but when I saw this version, I got surprised by the slurs because I was expecting the “chinaman” term he uses in the newer version. I felt this was a bit rushed with a very “too quick” transition lol. It’s interesting to see the earlier versions of their bits.

@user-qx5ft2ik1u 5 лет назад

i love how he delivers the jokes exactly the same in every set.

@somebody-u4k 8 лет назад

I love this guy

@bighungry98 6 лет назад

That's a perfect 5-minute bit.

@The_Jawnski 5 лет назад

1:04 Wow, that is some foreshadowing.

@NunOfDoloresDei 5 лет назад

How so?

@something_wrong5014 5 лет назад

I always feel like his stand up in Just For Laughs is more rushed than usual and it does not do him justice. he is (in my opinion) hilarious, but timing is everything.

@ya7000 5 лет назад

Or like when a person doesn’t button up all the buttons correctly so they gotta undue the buttons

@mcesquilona 5 лет назад

“Behind actual sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.” Became Spider-ham

@jona-lw1pl 4 года назад

0:48 I really said out loud “YEAH”!

@laurahoskins667 6 лет назад

The quicksand thing is so trueeee

@tyrant-den884 5 лет назад

he gets better at this routine.

@lapis9749 Месяц назад

Not me scratching lottery scratchies meanwhile I also have $10k on credit cards😂😅😮

@jazmingalvez9538 5 лет назад

He ALWAYS uses the SVU bit

@MrXaihnz 5 лет назад

Seemed like using those slurs deflated the crowd pretty bad so he changed gears

@ZombieDasher 4 года назад

@@MrXaihnz Yeah, makes sense that he tweaked the joke too.

@pippin8131 5 лет назад

gotta love this tall child

@spiddyman0079 5 лет назад

1:45 wow I listened to this on Spotify and they cut this part out

@estopesto2647 6 месяцев назад

Currently re watching from season 6 and I can't take Ice T seriously anymore 😂

@antonbe.5817 5 лет назад

"I was a child for years and years." Said like it was a job he chose to do, like "I was a retail worker for several years."

@kitcoffey7194 8 месяцев назад

That's the humor

@mikedawolf95 9 месяцев назад

When John is mentioning the other detectives, trying to teach Ice T, he literally says that Word for Word how John said it.

@aswertyuiol 6 лет назад

wow he looks so fresh and full of life

@foofy3406 4 года назад

he might be the only person in the wholewideworld who is more obsessed with Law and Order than me!

@jessie7631 6 лет назад

he doesn't look old he looks great

@uhh_p 4 года назад

John Mulaney is the only guy I know what could tell the same jokes constantly and still make me die.

@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 2 года назад

I love how he says "cigarettes" in the Ice T voice.

@xxghostyxx5570 5 лет назад

This guy talks (loves) Law n Order

@rina7620 7 лет назад

tall child

@JohnSmith86132 5 лет назад

It so funny and true about the quicksand.

@jimbelushisrightnut1092 6 лет назад

I was bullied for being Asian American too! I am also extremely white with no connect at all with Asia except i know how to speakKorean!

@introvertedwifi4818 4 года назад

Not gonna lie I would watch a hole 32 minutes of ice t listing addictions. _like when somebody plays too many digital videogames_

@gurukid08 6 лет назад

This guy is funny as hell! 💯💯💯

@omideixis 6 лет назад

It was very weird to be a kid because I was so young

@kaitlynwatkins972 5 лет назад

LOVE THIS GUY

@Sailorcutie14 8 лет назад

He's been telling the same jokes for 6 years omg

@P4P1Chuy 8 лет назад

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!1

@MarianaKucerija 7 лет назад

Sailorcutie14 BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

@mahdiben6114 7 лет назад

I wouldn't care if he told em for another 12 years, they'll still make me laugh

@rsaldivar8 7 лет назад

Sailorcutie14 that's how comedy works. you didn't know that? every comedian keeps some of the same jokes for years.

@deadlydax4364 7 лет назад

Sailorcutie14 its still funny

@bdpickett 5 лет назад

Someone really needs to make Spider-Ham animations of the first part.

@lee5706 6 лет назад

This was around the same time as homestuck. Wow.

@beverlybrittain7670 4 года назад

Are people really mad about the same jokes? Standup comedians make sets. Sets take so long and so much work. They aren't just gonna use it once. These people who are mad clearly don't know how standup works.

@SidewalkToPurgatory Год назад

My great grandpa grew up in Oklahoma and grew up playing in quicksand 😅

@AdamSno Год назад

Bro, this is the third bit in a row where he said that he was a child for years and years lol

@michaelwilliams854 2 года назад

Anti-bullying campaigns have caused a complete 180. Now the cool kids get bullied by nerds.

@tiredsentinel1724 5 лет назад

The quicksand bit was pretty funny.

@dananabread6632 3 года назад

Baby John!

@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 5 лет назад

He hasn't aged

@oliversamsanderson2372 5 лет назад

i love this man

@liloldrex 5 лет назад

I love you, tall child

@madelienelindberg4345 6 лет назад

He really likes talking about SVU and Iced Tea

@-kazoo-7511 6 лет назад

I have very small eyes and I am Korean. John is right, some people think I don’t have eyes or I am bind.

@kevc2974 4 года назад

Quick sand thing is so true

@miagrant8531 5 лет назад

that we NEVER APPRECIATED it’s so threatening why

@crazyland6376 5 лет назад

every time i look at him he looks so much like Grant Gustin it's driving me insane. anyone else?

@xHitroverx 6 лет назад

Wow, Brandon Rogers has a great standup.

@audragosch1687 7 лет назад

I love law and order svu

@AndiGravity 5 лет назад

Not that I'm knocking the rest of the material, but I think the funniest part of this routine is probably the fact that a show about investigating sex crimes was created by a guy named "dick wolf."

@syamantakbharti3463 5 лет назад

He really likes law and order huh, me too

@Maelys_ACNH 5 лет назад

I can't be the only one who thinks he looks so damn much like matpat like come on

@beauelliott8648 5 лет назад

Does anyone know what law and order episode he is talking about ?

@isaiah3565 5 лет назад

Fyi if anyone is interested, ice T does that monologue in season 2 episode 12 at 22 minutes and 40 seconds. Dont ask

@haleyagan5478 5 лет назад

I am so glad I don't seem to be the only one that thinks John looks like the flash

@Mr26muel 5 лет назад

Some people assumed I was Asian when I was a preteen because of my bowl cut, too. I feel so identified.

@kinggimped 6 лет назад

Great set. It was a bit jarring to have that Jen Kirkman preview at the end of the video, telling that incredibly shit joke, right between Mulaney being hilarious and Bill Burr being his usual brilliant self.