John Mulaney - Being Bad At Math

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@daltonfilho835 4 года назад

I *LOVE* how everytime John plays a child on his stand ups, the child always sounds like a 50yo man who's been smoking a pack a day since he was 15

@dylancole1910 4 года назад

Dalton Filho lol dude your so right😂

@elisham23 4 года назад

bahaha YES

@lisztomania1317 4 года назад

So the child sounds like what John Mulaney should sound like?

@elisham23 4 года назад

@@lisztomania1317 haha he definitely sounds the way some teenagers do :P

@cianor 4 года назад

He's gotta stop burning the candle at both ends

@blairelliott 4 года назад

"For years, I was a child." As was I, John. I love your blunt comedy so much.

@abraxe5469 4 года назад

Blair Elliott ok

@danmartinico944 4 года назад

If you're into blunt comedy you should probably check out Pete Davidson

@anonymouslymj1064 3 года назад

That’s an amazing discovery

@MN-ys2pe 3 года назад

This is the first comment I saw that doesn't have to do with him not wearing a suit (also why did I think your pfp was little Tommy holding Ted (erets bear))

@oliversissonphone6143 Год назад

After he said, "for years, I was a child," I was sure a heckler was going to shout out, "aren't you still a child?"

@kentdirkwood3326 4 года назад

He Talks Exactly Like This

@NugrahaniAnnisa 4 года назад

I legit read this sentence in his voice

@dbagette 4 года назад

As. One. Does.

@athalia6062 4 года назад

nisa did you read it like He Talks EXACTLY Likethis cuz i did

@conquistadorito 4 года назад

I Cannot Unhear This Ever

@moth8379 4 года назад

lonelystepsis so u say he’s a kanaya kinnie

@mewidanu 4 года назад

my eyes feel wrong seeing the tall child without his suit

@tumultuousforce6204 4 года назад

lmao

@johnathansumner5988 4 года назад

He felt like an especially strong Asian American woman today so he decided to take a risk

@roadman373 4 года назад

Don’t forget his high waisted feminine hips

@tayeb7031 4 года назад

get some rest tall child.

@FlagCutie 4 года назад

@@roadman373 don't draw attention to that, THAT'S THE THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

@judi7238 4 года назад

An unsuited John Mulaney is like a peeled lemon. It feels very wrong to look at.

@vollmond9342 4 года назад

Yet so tasty

@dinonuggets5212 4 года назад

Vollmond DeAd 💀

@microgaming9209 4 года назад

R/cursedcomments

@sophiyarobinson7774 3 года назад

@@vollmond9342 👁️👄👁️😏😏😏😏

@willow5290 3 года назад

@@vollmond9342 i-

@Phredd2k1 4 года назад

It feels wrong to not hear him mention Ice T in this clip

@christopherminutolo9384 4 года назад

Well, these routines were used in The Top Part.

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

Frederick Jones “You mean when somebody does to many scratchy lottery tickets?”

@woodrebel 4 года назад

Ice T was home sick, he had anal contusions.

@TheKoko907 4 года назад

@@aaronburratwood.6957 or when somebody smokes too many cigarettes

@christopherminutolo9384 4 года назад

@@TheKoko907 or when somebody eats too much chocolate cake

@samara92 4 года назад

I deeply appreciate how he pronounces the "d" in the "and" of Law and Order.

@am.3168 4 года назад

sounds like Law an Dorder

@samara92 4 года назад

@@am.3168 yes and I appreciate that. Deeply.

@danielleisaacs6237 4 года назад

I was so confused. I was like, "Is this a show I know?" And then i realized he was talking about Law an Order.

@haveagoodday629 4 года назад

Danielle Isaacs 😂😂😂

@MrPrius-fy1sc 4 года назад

lawn order

@sully2932 4 года назад

First Minute: John was bad at math Other four and a half minutes of the video: a romcom about two people with the same eye transplant donor The titles of these are only ever related to the video for about two seconds, but they usually end up going somewhere better anyway.

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

Hayley Sullivan Cause that’s a professional.

@beitie 4 года назад

I scrolled to find a comment like this. I was not disappointed.

@florphy1237 3 года назад

Soooo.... First minute: Straight man talks about yet ANOTHER homosexual trait Second minute: Straight man talks about yet ANOTHER homosexual topic

@purpleisdebeste 3 года назад

Don’t forget law and order

@mcmonkey26 3 года назад

@@florphy1237 whats homosexual about being bad at math?

@nb5372 4 года назад

I can’t tell if this is from 10 years ago or from yesterday, there is no difference 😂

@Flapjack_710 4 года назад

Heres to hoping i age like john mulaney

@infiniteinnocence 4 года назад

I was thinking the same thing! The ambiguity of eras of his jeans is really throwing me off

@dylancole1910 4 года назад

It can't be recent

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

“You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends tall child.”

@kate2326 4 года назад

the jeans tell me 10 years

@oliverholm3973 2 года назад

I've never heard an audience laugh at his "for years, I was a child" bit. Which upsets me, cause I find it unreasonably funny

@kriscain6089 4 года назад

you can just FEEL that something is different in this clip. WHERE IS HIS NICE JEWISH GIRLFRIEND??

@Hotpink51 4 года назад

you mean his jewish wife who's a bitch and he likes so much?

@moistnugget4147 4 года назад

people can't go to shows cause of the quarantine

@friendofmara6109 4 года назад

Moist nugget are you talking in general or this show because this show is definitely a few years old

@moistnugget4147 4 года назад

@@friendofmara6109 you could have done better

@friendofmara6109 4 года назад

Moist nugget what

@gracie.-.9098 4 года назад

"Heh, school's out" and then they lock eyes

@Luckiilav 4 года назад

every student in the us rn

@bjpe8228 4 года назад

@@Luckiilav who you locking eyes with in isolation

@Luckiilav 4 года назад

@@bjpe8228 my gf, hbu?

@ragingbonercontrolcentre 4 года назад

@@Luckiilav ... my lonely reflection in the mirror

@daveydoinks5347 4 года назад

@@Luckiilav heh no you're not😆🤣

@ShovelChef 4 года назад

😐 I'm the guy with the crates in real life. I'm from Brooklyn. I work in kitchens and bars. Cops have been by at least 4 times in a year. I don't watch Law & Order. L&O watches me.

@faristasairuv5143 4 года назад

@gentlesandladymen 4 года назад

Kofi Mills' Videos what was the stand out story? The one you remember most clearly

@junghyungeorgialee9874 4 года назад

:0 wow

@ShovelChef 4 года назад

@@gentlesandladymen, a shooting on the block, possibly involving the club next door. That was a busy week.

@gentlesandladymen 4 года назад

Kofi Mills' Videos wow! I hope that you and everyone around is okay.

@gageabdul 4 года назад

"Four and five is twelve" 😂

@helenl3193 4 года назад

WHY WAS THIS FILM NEVER MADE?!? Netflix have missed a trick there, it's a better plot than half the films I was offered last time I searched for a romcom!

@dbagette 4 года назад

They could easily adapt the Last Christmas script into this. And instead of the song, it'll be based on exactly this bit

@CinemaDemocratica 4 года назад

I was sitting here thinking something similar: Movies are such shit now, and the vetting process so broken, that if this were presented to me straight, I would have had no trouble believing it.

@southpark645 4 года назад

CinemaDemocratica then you just haven’t watched enough movies

@KingNothing1118 3 года назад

I think Ryan Reynolds and Jennifer Anniston. Charlie Day is the guy’s friend, Steve Buscemi is the baptism guy, and Carol Kane is the dead teacher. And they use “Suddenly I See” by KT Tunstall for the trailers. Come on, Netflix!

@taccarrowilson9342 Год назад

@@KingNothing1118 but the big question is who has the left eye and who has the right eye?

@StealthMarmot_ 4 года назад

Cops call it "The Law and Order shuffle." Sort of a running joke because NO ONE keeps doing work like that when questioned by police. They specifically sit people down when questioning and often bring them into the station for more serious questioning. The reason for the Law and Order shuffle is to keep the scene more visually interesting and dynamic, giving it a sense of movement instead of boring camera 1 camera 2. Highly inaccurate, but necessary for visual flow.

@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore 4 года назад

"How often are you questioned by homicide detectives?" Probably a lot considering how often this guy appears in episodes

@abraxe5469 4 года назад

qetr i ok

@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore 4 года назад

@@abraxe5469 ok

@brendan8915 Год назад

That's the joke you doink.

@GiselleKlara Год назад

so no big deal, like a lunch break

@gabesachse5391 4 года назад

this asian american woman looks odd without a suit

@itsriss6449 4 года назад

She is a strong independent Asian american woman. She can wear what she wants. lol

@griffin1155 4 года назад

i want to like this comment but there are 666 likes and i will not be the one to ruin that

@nerdypainter3188 4 года назад

Gabe Sachse maybe it’s the feminine hips

@the.muffin 4 года назад

@@nerdypainter3188 noooo thats the thing hes sensitive about

@astralunaluv4269 4 года назад

Gabe Sachse LMAO

@DagnyKight 4 года назад

Jerry Orbach died in 2004 so if John says he died "a couple years ago," this performance is from more than 10 years ago!

@lisztomania1317 4 года назад

It’s from about 12 years ago

@allisonblood 4 года назад

You know it’s old when he referenced her having a Bluetooth

@sydneybascom4985 4 года назад

John Mulaney: "I was terrible in school" Also John Mulaney: *goes to GEORGETOWN*

@dougthealligator 4 года назад

His dad was on the board

@fromthehaven94 3 года назад

Just like Dr. Dre's daughter at USC.

@ananya4184 3 года назад

For an English Major and now they want his money

@Roserae16 3 года назад

A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS AND THEY SPENT IT ALREADY?!

@alexismontez4230 3 года назад

But not for mathematics

@alexsamarie8379 4 года назад

“huh, schools out” and then they lock eyes THAT SENT ME

@benedictifye 4 года назад

I thought it should’ve been called “Seeing Eye to Eye” It could have involved seeing-eye dogs, like they train dogs for blind people

@akaz6063 4 года назад

benedictify your title is better, ngl

@GaryMillyz 4 года назад

I see what you did there...

@Envy_May 3 года назад

eye see

@Starlight_7890 3 года назад

There is a song called eye to eye 😂😂

@iambicpentakill971 Год назад

As long as they keep the tagline, 'Love is spelled with two Is', I'm in.

@vebvin 3 года назад

Seeing John Mulaney without a suit is like seeing your teacher at a grocery store.

@selimcansakar8251 Год назад

fax

@sickiii 4 года назад

Why he look like the flash lmao

@kevinescobar9680 4 года назад

Dead 😂

@davidalexander3320 4 года назад

He actually has material in one of his specials about being mistaken for him.

@martyrmayne 4 года назад

G Sicki why are you talking like a black person

@dinopenut 4 года назад

@@martyrmayne why is it automatically black

@shytoad720 4 года назад

@@davidalexander3320 wait which one??

@blankacct6421 4 года назад

"How often are you being questioned by homicide detectives?" *Every single episode.*

@Quetzalcoatl373 3 года назад

“4 + 5 is 12” underrated lol

@SAILOREARTH89 4 года назад

I feel like john should write this movie now that were in lockdown

@sophiecoad6627 4 года назад

The fact that he included the detail of “new line cinema presents” gives me life

@francescakyanda9182 3 года назад

"We picked the name ourselves" always gets me

@pikachucharizard1751 4 года назад

It feels weird that he's not wearing a suit :/

@creativeblunder 4 года назад

Pikachu Charizard HELL yeah

@justtryit4057 4 года назад

Pikachu Charizard he was probably smoking coke during this time.

@justice4all718 4 года назад

@@justtryit4057 smoking coke?

@lisztomania1317 4 года назад

JustTryIt you can’t smoke coke man

@microgaming9209 4 года назад

Elizabeth Smith that’s how you know they do coke

@rook2635 4 года назад

3:50 look at him no one was laughing but he didn't loose confidence and he got one at the end imagine how hard that would be when the audience is just looking up at you

@jaydenf897 4 года назад

This skit is twelve years old and you’re posting this in 2020?

@MiracleWinchester 4 года назад

Mulaney is timeless

@brookreed9621 4 года назад

Like you’re one to talk. Your profile pick is Hamilton in 2020

@brookreed9621 4 года назад

I’m sorry. That was rude. His comedy ages really well though. I’d forgotten about this gem

@jaydenf897 4 года назад

Brook Reed no, no. That’s fair.

@samanthaslagel8138 4 года назад

woah that interaction really tells a lot about John Mulaney fans

@eleusis3456 4 года назад

I feel like I’m seeing him naked since he doesn’t have his suit on 😳

@zacharyreed45 2 года назад

You can really see how he has mastered his craft from then to now. Bravo.

@kilgoretrout321 4 года назад

not sure how being bad at Math leads into Jerry Orbach's eyeballs, but ok!

@jkenzo87 4 года назад

Should've called it "Love at second sight"

@nukhokeyho3293 3 года назад

dang

@ceciliadiaz5670 4 года назад

I need Love at First Sight to be an SNL skit about as much as humanity needs a vaccine for Covid19

@vladimirenlow4388 2 года назад

Hey, we got one... here's hope for the other!

@kerryegan3091 3 года назад

“I watch too much crime stuff...” with no transition 😂😂Saw he got out of rehab recently, hope he’s doing okay 🥰🥰🥰

@kalanaherath3076 4 года назад

So this is how my favourite Female Asian comedian started her career... Wonderful

@steadyrhythms9571 4 года назад

i can’t stop watching him please someone make me stop

@prestonwilson2203 4 года назад

You're level of thinking & delivery are too advanced for the average audience Mr. Mulaney. One of my favorite comics

@aaronaguilar3354 4 года назад

John Mulaney needs to make that movie. I think he has enough power to do it now! 😂

@toageki843 3 года назад

Hallmark: "write that down, right that down"

@tejaswoman 6 месяцев назад

"Engraved?"

@serfansalot5646 4 года назад

Thumbnail looks like he's singing a song

@carolinah4348 4 года назад

don't you mean a psalm? :D

@tejaswoman 6 месяцев назад

@@carolinah4348I love that every joke I think of to make in response to these comments has already been made by an equally ardent Mulaney fan

@carolinah4348 6 месяцев назад

@@tejaswoman :D it's nice to know I'm not the only one whose brain immediately goes there

@wasabi_seaweed7317 4 года назад

It took me a while to realize 4 and 5 is in fact NOT TWELVE.

@athalia6062 4 года назад

505 SAME for a second everything he said after that, i didn’t hear because i was trying to do the math

@sophiathefurbst 3 года назад

Oh my god I didn’t even realize

@emilyc.4000 4 года назад

Omg I remember when this first aired. Mulaney was unknown at the time but I remember hanging on to his bit. I remember the phrase "miss more than certain relatives." I've been using it to describe my favourite cat's death for a decade

@Jemppu 4 года назад

Aww, baby Mulaney

@GeminiRosche 4 года назад

God he looks tired. Get some rest, tall child!!!

@ruscopcoltrain 4 года назад

Nick Brennen Can’t have him burning the candle at both ends.

@hottuna2006 2 года назад

Nice shout out to Jerry Orbach. He really was the best. RIP.

@boilingpoolnoodle3927 4 года назад

mulaney owns jeans?

@Lucid_Waking 4 года назад

I feel like this movie trailer would be on interdimensional cable.

@olandir 4 года назад

I love how this clip is titled "Being Bad At Math" but it's mostly about Jerry Orbach's eyes (and I'm fine with that!)

@lordhuebi 4 года назад

why would you cut out the laughter after the last joke

@Luckiilav 4 года назад

Huh, Schools out - 2020 students

@priyankamudgal164 4 года назад

School's out and then they lock eyes. 👀👀

@zizinnnn 4 года назад

so young, tall and tired ♥️

@abigaelle9647 4 года назад

zizinnnn so Asian-American, womanly and proud ❤️

@notgoodwithnames78 4 года назад

a real tiger-mom right there ❤️

@eitanlubowitz520 4 года назад

@zizinnnn Look at those feminine hips

@rubygwin-knickerbocker1503 4 года назад

Get some rest, tall child

@notgoodwithnames78 4 года назад

Eitan Lubowitz why’d you have to call him out like that? That’s the thing he’s sensitive about!

@EncyclopediaBrittanica 4 года назад

You can tell by his whole demeanor that he was MUCH younger. He has mastered the straight face.

@Solaris_102 4 года назад

“I was a child for years” I mean yeah

@GaryMillyz 4 года назад

That's the joke, buddy

@Ra_the_Sun_god 3 года назад

Sometimes when I watch a John Mulaney video I go to save it into my John Mulaney playlist then realize I already saved it

@ShawnaGraham50 4 года назад

The guy unloading crates!!!! 😂😂😂 so dam true!!!!

@Bouncybon 4 года назад

What a talent !!!!!!! John Mulaney is a delightful, clever, charming, handsome, quick-witted, brilliant comedian. His material is rich, highly original and full of insights. So much so, I wonder why I never heard of him before. But I am not American so I guess that's why.....

@ladychips 3 года назад

"For years, I was a child"

@isabelpeterson8868 4 года назад

John: I wasn’t good in school Also John: Goes to George Town

@amnaataha 4 года назад

Such an amazing storyteller

@richardtheconquerer 4 года назад

I like that the title only describes maybe the first minute of the clip. Also they cut off the final joke before anyone laughs making it appear like the audience had no reaction at all

@rudeboymon3177 4 года назад

Thats so true. A real person would stop loading crates right? 😆

@TheBarbieViolet 4 года назад

That’s basically the plot of Last Christmas with Emilia Clarke

@180Pendragon 4 года назад

"I was bad at school" *Went to Georgetown*

@feverspell 4 года назад

Well, both his parents went there, and I believe he mentioned in an interview that his father was on a board at the university, so that probably had a lot to do with it. That said, he's mentioned in other interviews that he worked hard at getting good grades, mostly to keep up appearances so no one knew he was a drug addict and blackout drunk in high school, so while he was probably bad at math, he did well in everything else.

@juliaalix6458 4 года назад

Fun fact: Jerry Orbach is buried in the same cemetery as the Hamiltons/Schuylers and a lot of other famous people

@bailodescalza 4 года назад

That movie could be the envy of Hallmark!

@welldressedbird3101 4 года назад

not sure why this got recommended to me but i'm not complaining

@noahatlas5240 4 года назад

I never considered John ever did any more comedy after his Netflix specials. Like just three and done. In and out. A comedy spirit who visited us one fortnight

@iamsosorry3175 4 года назад

This is actually from yeeears age. Hard to tell though when he doesn’t age.

@tejaswoman 6 месяцев назад

1. _The Top Part_ (which includes this material) 2. _New In Town_ 3. _The Comeback Kid_ 4. _Kid Gorgeous at Radio City_ *those were all the specials at the time you wrote this comment* 5. _Baby J_

@michaeltonikov 4 года назад

Wow, he really looks like an asian woman here

@arielgarcia-fischer1830 3 года назад

1:01 I think that guy is at every comedy special of every comedian since 2005

@fionamagill3461 4 года назад

"For years, I was a child." You're not fooling anyone, John.

@mandanambiar9981 2 года назад

“and for yearsss I was a child..” comedy🤌

@Camila34322 4 года назад

he has always been so natural for this, so funny.

@vicjoseromero 3 года назад

Not only is he not in a suit, he's (gasp!) wearing a Livestrong bracelet.

@FrenkTheJoy 4 года назад

"I was a kid" uh that's a lie, you were born a dapper 30 year old.

@kaydakitty3566 3 года назад

If I was a teacher and had 2 groups of students I would call them group 1 and group 3 and when anyone asks where’s group 2 I’d say “ we don’t talk about group 2”

@TheGregcawthorne 4 года назад

I think he meant they lock 'eye'

@bettername2come 4 года назад

I considered this, but there are 2 eyes, they're just in different people.

@TheGregcawthorne 4 года назад

bettername2come Yeah the wording of the joke could be fleshed out, but I think it would have been a funny illustration regardless

@thatspoonybard8013 4 года назад

Nah, cause they have other eyes. The non-Jerry Orbach peepers. Two eyes each.

@TheGregcawthorne 4 года назад

That Spoony Bard Yeah I know what he said was factually correct. I just thought it would be funny to focus in on the two donor eyes having a hightened level of awareness to the situation

@lornaginetteharrison7168 4 года назад

"And then their eyes met...across a crowded room/were reunited[?]...again...sorta?!!"😜🤪🤦🏻‍♀️

@acanwithnobrand 3 года назад

what are we gonna call you group 2? *AAAAAH ya got it right there! Four and Five is tweeeeeeelve*

@andrewjohnson1573 Год назад

The woman in the background at 1:41 looks like a ton of fun. The perfect person I'd want to bring to a comedy show

@zzdiong8546 3 года назад

Eye transplant is kinda common in Asian horror movies, always the beginning of some haunted stories cause the eye recipient will start seeing 👻👻👻

@jon45test 2 года назад

idk why 4&5 is 12 is so funny to me but I hit my funny bone and laughed through ot

@GIBBO4182 2 года назад

“Group 3” would’ve been a funnier joke…playing into the bad at math theme

@doctorx3266 2 года назад

I appreciate his insights into Law: An Dorder

@SimonePromotion 2 года назад

Super funny. This guy is an awesome comedian/writer💯

@racoon_in_ankhmorpork 4 года назад

Okay okay, but where is my “love at first sight” movie that was promised to me? Also why does he not mention ice T in this? Why isn’t he wearing a suit? Too many questions

@GR_BackingTracks 2 года назад

"...ahh, 4 and 5 is twelve." - John Mulaney

@sarcasmo57 2 года назад

Can't believe they are actually making this movie.

@Caldul 3 года назад

I saw the fundraiser for Covid-19 and the date of the video being a year old, I thought, well they could probably just add on a fundraiser, my brain has finally let it click that quarantine is over a year old