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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
2018
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@addledhead
@addledhead Год назад
"Woah! The bar is soo much lower than i ever imagined!" And apparently he was pretty damn good at the limbo
@bentrod3405
@bentrod3405 Год назад
This comment made me laugh harder than any john mulaney joke
@iggykad
@iggykad Год назад
@@bentrod3405 nah he’s a funny dude, did some fucked up stuff but doesn’t change that he’s a great comedian
@Pineapple_Kween
@Pineapple_Kween Год назад
@@dylancobalt7807 wat
@davidclasson8852
@davidclasson8852 Год назад
​@iggy he's subpar. Can get a few cheap laughs but he isnt great by any standard
@somnathghoshal103
@somnathghoshal103 Год назад
​@@iggykadhe's decent at best man, Norm McDonald, Ricky Gervais, Bill burr, Dave Chapelle are great comedians not John
@fonkley
@fonkley Год назад
"I love and respect my wife very much." great punchline
@Gingenuity
@Gingenuity Год назад
They were split up so i guess your comment doesn't make sense.
@mr.fishstick_yt9955
@mr.fishstick_yt9955 Год назад
@@Gingenuitythats the joke 😊
@aj5401
@aj5401 Год назад
@@Gingenuity it was sarcasm.
@xxmoonlightwolfiexx8383
@xxmoonlightwolfiexx8383 Год назад
@@Gingenuity he cheated
@Gingenuity
@Gingenuity Год назад
@@xxmoonlightwolfiexx8383 he didn't. They had been separated for months. Right wingers spread that lie because they have to make everyone look as bad as them.
@longschlongsilver7628
@longschlongsilver7628 8 месяцев назад
Only two rules and he still broke one of them
@sarahmullarkey
@sarahmullarkey 8 месяцев назад
I thought the same thing
@Ratz_ow
@Ratz_ow 8 месяцев назад
That’s the joke honey
@Hero0fLegend420
@Hero0fLegend420 8 месяцев назад
Im going to be real with you op. I had the same thought but here's the thing at the end of the day he broke a rule in the best way possible he took her insecurity and lifted her above it. Nuance my friend it does exist
@filhanislamictv8712
@filhanislamictv8712 8 месяцев назад
Exactly ​@@Hero0fLegend420
@josh8584
@josh8584 8 месяцев назад
You didn’t understand the joke. It’s a play on the ambiguity of the usage of ‘and’ rather than ‘or.’
@SlurpyPie
@SlurpyPie 8 месяцев назад
"I love and respect my wife very much." This joke had a 5 year setup 💀💀
@AshStarz
@AshStarz 6 месяцев назад
THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT
@BosoxnationaI972-kl9ft
@BosoxnationaI972-kl9ft 3 месяца назад
This guy is about as straight as a pretzel. What's his wife's name? Stephen?
@ceruelion815
@ceruelion815 Год назад
Years later, the line, "I love and respect my wife very much" was the funniest thing he said here.
@evel.8100
@evel.8100 8 месяцев назад
Why?
@Merlin_TheWizard
@Merlin_TheWizard 8 месяцев назад
​@@evel.8100they're not together anymore
@ingrid9635
@ingrid9635 8 месяцев назад
​@@evel.8100 allegedly he was cheating on her and after he left, the other woman was pregnant
@kestrelcrumb5581
@kestrelcrumb5581 8 месяцев назад
​@@evel.8100divorced I think
@z-kaizer0919
@z-kaizer0919 8 месяцев назад
And cheat I think or both
@amannamedyeti5500
@amannamedyeti5500 Год назад
Promises her he’ll never say that on stage Proceeds to say it three or more times😂
@TheGoffense8120
@TheGoffense8120 Год назад
Well if it makes her feel better, it ain’t the worst thing he’s done to her.
@Shield954
@Shield954 Год назад
Imagine how his wife felt seeing her own husband, someone she thought she could trust, degrade her in front of thousands of people on stage and millions on the Internet. My father told me to never marry a man who feels comfortable with disrespecting you. 🚩🚩🚩
@TheGoffense8120
@TheGoffense8120 Год назад
@@Shield954 it’s better than when he cheated on her.
@rumblefish9
@rumblefish9 Год назад
@@Shield954 believe us when we say that this pales in comparison to what he put his wife through. I feel bad for her. She deserved better
@beatm6948
@beatm6948 Год назад
​@@Shield954I'm gonna assume that he ran it by her lol
@TheRATfromTHEsewer
@TheRATfromTHEsewer Год назад
Think of the audio where he goes "You know... Like a liar."
@lilz
@lilz Год назад
Best comment
@KaiKailuv
@KaiKailuv Год назад
He cheated on her right?
@stoneylonesome239
@stoneylonesome239 8 месяцев назад
Perfect.
@scorpio3183
@scorpio3183 Год назад
He's like :"the bar is so low" And than lowers it a bit more 😂
@millennialdisposition
@millennialdisposition Год назад
Literally 😂
@fingergunaddict
@fingergunaddict 9 месяцев назад
*then
@scorpio3183
@scorpio3183 9 месяцев назад
@@fingergunaddict thx
@beckysuperswag
@beckysuperswag 9 месяцев назад
yeah what’s crazy is that he literally does EXACTLY what she asked him not to do. and he does it so subtle it’s easily played off as a joke. but she very clearly said she didn’t not want to be called a bitch. and he proceeded to do it at first just a quote but then the actual punchline he does directly call her a bitch. and i’m sure if she got upset he would say she was overreacting
@AmritGurungk
@AmritGurungk 9 месяцев назад
he took the bar away
@Karmaisabreez
@Karmaisabreez 9 месяцев назад
Plot twist : he did not love and respect her
@ThatDataLady
@ThatDataLady 8 месяцев назад
I think he did, especially at that time. it’s just sad how everything went down
@ROSSI_27
@ROSSI_27 8 месяцев назад
​@ThatDataLady what happened?
@ThatMichelleGirl1
@ThatMichelleGirl1 8 месяцев назад
​@Kaido_46 it's pretty widely believed he cheated. He got another woman pregnant before they separated.
@robapalm
@robapalm 8 месяцев назад
@@ThatMichelleGirl1 he also relapsed his drug addiction during quarantine which lead to the divorce and cheating. I’m glad he got better, addiction is a bitch
@TacosYBurritos8P
@TacosYBurritos8P 8 месяцев назад
You’re using that meme wrong.
@nateharvey1300
@nateharvey1300 Год назад
The restraint I had to watch the whole clip before looking at the comments
@janieraeful
@janieraeful 8 месяцев назад
I made it a whole 3 seconds before going to the comments.
@naniieSAYhuh
@naniieSAYhuh 8 месяцев назад
​@@janieraefuli dropped my phone running to the comments
@dlo111
@dlo111 3 месяца назад
Ditto!! 😂😂
@nic2588
@nic2588 Год назад
This aged like a fine carton of milk on a hot summer day
@VertigoX26
@VertigoX26 Год назад
*oof*
@talkingthetalk3640
@talkingthetalk3640 Год назад
I'm glad John divorced the b*tch. John's funnier than ever before.
@markovmily6950
@markovmily6950 Год назад
How so? What happened
@nic2588
@nic2588 Год назад
@@markovmily6950 he basically cheated on his wife go look into it
@Solanumtuberous
@Solanumtuberous Год назад
Hip
@gabepaixao7249
@gabepaixao7249 Год назад
"I love and respect my wife very much." That didn't age well...
@talkingthetalk3640
@talkingthetalk3640 Год назад
Oh it's 😂
@simsbanshee
@simsbanshee Год назад
what happened?
@Zach_Zorn
@Zach_Zorn Год назад
@@simsbansheehe cheated on his wife
@masterbaraman9372
@masterbaraman9372 Год назад
​@@Zach_Zorn Well, he did connect her to the b word every chance he got in this clip.
@oofbih6397
@oofbih6397 Год назад
@@Zach_Zorn he didnt cheat i thought anna even came out and said that
@susanmcmasterson956
@susanmcmasterson956 Год назад
He respected her so much he cheated on her.
@goldrush18x
@goldrush18x Год назад
No he didn’t. They were separated.
@K.Adamsan
@K.Adamsan Год назад
@@goldrush18x Some people think that separated still does not mean divorced (Kinda agree with them)
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
@@K.Adamsan When 2 adults agree to seperate, sex is done, and the relationships is done. A piece of paper from the government doesn't change that.
@katiekaliber
@katiekaliber Год назад
@@K.Adamsan Doesn't matter what you agree on when it is not your relationship. If both parties involved agree then that's final for them.
@superschmolz
@superschmolz Год назад
​@@goldrush18xapparently there was a lot of fooling around at the height of his addiction 😢
@Girly_Blogs
@Girly_Blogs Год назад
He WORD FOR WORD said exactly what she asked him NOT to say
@magmaslasher7604
@magmaslasher7604 Год назад
Man, that would be a crazy thing to happen, he should’ve written a joke about that!
@musicman9263
@musicman9263 8 месяцев назад
Except that he did it ironically? He said it to point out how stupid it is and said "she's a bitch and I like her" lovingly (at least that's what I think he was going for at the time he said it)
@dysmissme7343
@dysmissme7343 8 месяцев назад
You noticed the joke! 🥳
@seasonsoflove9507
@seasonsoflove9507 Год назад
i can’t take the man who proclaimed he loved and respected his wife very much but then cheated on her very seriously
@MathasiaJ
@MathasiaJ Год назад
Like ned from the try guys! You can't make "loves his wife" so much of your personality and then cheat on your wife
@flarkjohnson6785
@flarkjohnson6785 Год назад
How do you cheat on someone when youre separated?
@Sam-fq8dm
@Sam-fq8dm Год назад
@@flarkjohnson6785 by telling your wife your entire relationship that you don't want kids and then knocking up some other woman before you're even divorced
@ishaan863
@ishaan863 Год назад
yea this would've been funnier if he'd actually been a good husband
@hollyschussler7657
@hollyschussler7657 Год назад
@@Sam-fq8dmOlivia munn?
@judeh8929
@judeh8929 Год назад
welp this aged well
@buyshow1589
@buyshow1589 Год назад
Wdym?
@omegaplays1666
@omegaplays1666 Год назад
@@buyshow1589 the wife he’s talking about during the special, he separated and divorced from only to have a kid about a year into finalizing the divorce with a different woman
@Hibiki_vtuber
@Hibiki_vtuber Год назад
​@@omegaplays1666 so he got a woman pregnant 3 months after they were already in the process of getting a divorce? Sounds fine to me.
@omegaplays1666
@omegaplays1666 Год назад
@@Hibiki_vtuber no no no, he filed for divorce in July of 2021, and the child he was expecting with the other woman (Olivia Munn) was born in November of 2021. He initially separated from his wife in May 2021.
@patoolian
@patoolian Год назад
​@@omegaplays1666 that's stalker level of knowledge
@montinuityerror
@montinuityerror Год назад
This aged like fine milk
@neshaoinspopolk4417
@neshaoinspopolk4417 Год назад
Straight kefir😭
@moondivine2288
@moondivine2288 Год назад
Not really because he never insulted his ex wife on stage. This is mostly aimed at men that complain about their wives. Fairly odd parents being a cartoon example
@vehementhalo3723
@vehementhalo3723 Год назад
@@moondivine2288he cheated on her and had a kid with another woman tho
@moondivine2288
@moondivine2288 Год назад
@@vehementhalo3723 from what I have heard John separated from his ex wife before he went into rehab. He only made it public after he got out of it. Though I personally never went into the full detail of it. My only focus was that I seen adult cartoons where men have nagging wives. And I just wanted to point out at least in this joke he wasn’t insulting her. I didn’t want to focus on the more personal stuff because i need to know all sides of a story
@thegreatandterrible4508
@thegreatandterrible4508 9 месяцев назад
​@@shaggyshef855If his son was conceived IMMEDIATELY when he started sleeping with Olivia Munn, and he started IMMEDIATELY when he and his wife broke up, his son would have been born at 8 months. Did you see that kid when he was born? He was not premature.
@SpaceCowboy57
@SpaceCowboy57 Год назад
"My wife is a bitch and I don't like her." is basically a cornerstone of boomer humor.
@SheilaTheAussie
@SheilaTheAussie Год назад
Fellow M*A*S*H* Enjoyer?
@walkingfree21
@walkingfree21 Год назад
You should read the scripture about Jesus Christ being the chief cornerstone, that the builders rejected. The cornerstone is the most important part of the building, and we do need Him. 😄 Just reminded me of that being in the Bible. God bless you!
@rodneykingston6420
@rodneykingston6420 Год назад
Isn't it the precise subtext of Henny Youngman's signature joke?
@bvsitx
@bvsitx Год назад
​@@walkingfree21 We don't give a fuck. Not everyone wants to be a Christian.
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol
making fun of boomers is basically cornerstone of millenial/zoomer humor
@levi-young
@levi-young 3 месяца назад
aged like raw milk outside in the sun on the hottest day of the year in death valley
@paulinahafer7185
@paulinahafer7185 Год назад
Always love when people’s own public recordings document how they have directly disproven their own words over time
@ProjectEchoshadow
@ProjectEchoshadow 8 месяцев назад
Idk maybe he really did respect her at the time. Drugs change a man
@meowiamacat3764
@meowiamacat3764 8 месяцев назад
@@ProjectEchoshadowwait drugs? Is it ok if you give me a little explanation? I never heard of it and I don’t want to say anything wrong
@randominternetguy3537
@randominternetguy3537 8 месяцев назад
​@@meowiamacat3764he was got coke. Was hooked on coke. Went through a drug center and fixed his drug problem. It is well known for years that he's been on drugs.
@NickleDaPickles
@NickleDaPickles 8 месяцев назад
@@meowiamacat3764John was a drug addict and went to rehab and got a divorce from his wife. He has a stand up on Netflix where he goes into deeper detail about it.
@travelingspartan2035
@travelingspartan2035 8 месяцев назад
​@@meowiamacat3764 John had a severe relapse and went into rehab in early 2021, basically.
@denizdalgc7433
@denizdalgc7433 Год назад
spoiler alert: he didn’t love and respect her very much
@АлексПетков-р5з
spoiler alert: you can't take a fucking joke Edit: I was unaware of the fact that he cheated on her until I wrote the comment
@guineapigtalks
@guineapigtalks Год назад
what did he do? 🥺
@RandomPath
@RandomPath Год назад
@@guineapigtalks ask Olivia Munn
@lillyess385
@lillyess385 Год назад
​@@guineapigtalks He basically told his wife he didn't want kids. Then he fell off the wagon, cheated with Olivia Mun and had a kid with her. His ex wife was totally blind sided
@NyxNovaStar
@NyxNovaStar Год назад
​@@RandomPathanswers like these are why the world is full of stupidity
@ulti_mages9200
@ulti_mages9200 Год назад
the bar was low and he still failed Didn't think I would have to add this, but I was referring to not calling his wife a b**ch.
@goldrush18x
@goldrush18x Год назад
He’s allowed to get a divorce and start dating after being separated for 5 MONTHS. I don’t see how that’s disrespectful.
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
This guy’s a bozo!
@theadaunicorn
@theadaunicorn Год назад
@@goldrush18x Maybe they were talking about the fact that his (then) wife told him not to call her a bitch and he did.... like several times?
@dhans9662
@dhans9662 Год назад
@@goldrush18x So we're just gonna forget how he cheated on her and got another woman pregnant while still married?
@gerardsanders3225
@gerardsanders3225 Год назад
*popcorn munching intensifies* Please continue. I know fuck all about Mulaney beyond his rehab stint.
@HeavenlyBell
@HeavenlyBell Год назад
His ex-wife meant it when she said don't call me a "bitch."
@thewhateverchannel4986
@thewhateverchannel4986 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Nat-hi2ke
@Nat-hi2ke Год назад
There divorced?
@thewhateverchannel4986
@thewhateverchannel4986 Год назад
@@Nat-hi2ke joke in case he was married before or in general even without an old marriage
@rodrigoxartuni3505
@rodrigoxartuni3505 Год назад
@@thewhateverchannel4986 they did divorce
@thewhateverchannel4986
@thewhateverchannel4986 Год назад
@@rodrigoxartuni3505 oh !
@KZG.Silent_Scribe
@KZG.Silent_Scribe Год назад
This Video: *Exists* Me: _Time to open the comments_
@RingyDingDing
@RingyDingDing Год назад
Ned Fulmer & John Mulaney are in the same “I love my wife so much… for now” category. Just wasn’t on my bingo card and now I have to sus out my fiancé who also “loves and respects” me very much. 🤨😂
@tarquinioprisco8459
@tarquinioprisco8459 9 месяцев назад
I want an update did he cheat?
@cocotteexillase
@cocotteexillase 9 месяцев назад
​@tarquinioprisco8459 I don't know if he cheated, but they're now divorced & he had a child with Olivia Munn before their divorce was finalized.
@beckysuperswag
@beckysuperswag 9 месяцев назад
probably did
@lishanimations9852
@lishanimations9852 8 месяцев назад
​@@tarquinioprisco8459its assumed so as him and his ex wife have stated they seperated 3 months before the divorce was finalised but then that really throws off the baby timeline with his new partner Olivia because for that to make sense it should've been at least 4 months minimum prior bc baby was not a premie but their timeline would say that the baby should have been. Idk the math aint mathing its messy. Only the 3 of them know for sure tho this is just speculation on the publics part.
@rosalineanderson9209
@rosalineanderson9209 8 месяцев назад
SERIOUSLY!!! The men that appear to love their wives so much that end like this ruined decent men for me. I feel like I can't trust them. I don't even think I'll find a man that will be a decent long term partner at this point.
@nocalsteve
@nocalsteve Год назад
He kinda smashed his shins on that bar.
@thisisnotmyname4499
@thisisnotmyname4499 Год назад
remember when he said like, "I never understood how someone could have the urge to murder someone, to kill someone else. Then I got cheated on and was like, oook."
@lowercasepeople49
@lowercasepeople49 Год назад
I wanna agree with you, but that wasn't the line.
@thisisnotmyname4499
@thisisnotmyname4499 Год назад
@@lowercasepeople49 no, it totally was what he said, not his exact words, but the same sentiment ( ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XWT5emal2Qs.html )
@ExhaustedScarf
@ExhaustedScarf Год назад
He didn’t cheat on his wife, holy shit, they weren’t together anymore. They were separated.
@gwenndolyncampbell1560
@gwenndolyncampbell1560 Год назад
@@ExhaustedScarf He didn't legally separate from her until about 3 months after he got Olivia Munn pregnant. IMO, if you don't legally separate from your partner and you have sex with someone else, that's still cheating. There were no reasons why he couldn't be honest in his dealings.
@ExhaustedScarf
@ExhaustedScarf Год назад
@@gwenndolyncampbell1560 My parents were separated for a copule of years. Never “legal” separation. Because “legal” doesn’t matter. If two people part romantic and sexual ways, they don’t need a paper to make it official. They have already decided it is official. He was heavily addicted to multiple substances at the time. I think it’s safe to say they had many more than a few bigger fish to fry. Paperwork is meaningless. They had separated emotionally prior to those events
@DragonLordGabrielBrowncoat
@DragonLordGabrielBrowncoat Год назад
“I’ve been married for about 3 1/2 years.” Not anymore 😂
@KateCat420
@KateCat420 8 месяцев назад
He was still married for 3 1/2 years, the number just isn't going to get bigger
@katelynholmes9504
@katelynholmes9504 8 месяцев назад
I don’t get why this is funny
@laurenlee4693
@laurenlee4693 8 месяцев назад
@@katelynholmes9504 he cheated on his wife
@Foxr-
@Foxr- 8 месяцев назад
And then he proceeded to cheat on his wife and do crack cocaine lmao
@beatnikmary
@beatnikmary 8 месяцев назад
No, WE love and respect your wife very much. That's why we don't even know her but we're all on her side.
@prosen8966
@prosen8966 3 месяца назад
Yeah… No.
@Bowie_E
@Bowie_E Год назад
"I love and respect you very much" aged well
@Gingenuity
@Gingenuity Год назад
They were separated
@hippyhappyhippo
@hippyhappyhippo Год назад
She asked him for one thing and he had to go and say it...
@sonjiewilson
@sonjiewilson Год назад
It’s a joke plus that’s probably the only things she told him he could say but to make him seem rebellious for the views, he called exactly what he claimed that she said not to call him
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe Год назад
It's the only way he could actually say it.
@adammaly6182
@adammaly6182 Год назад
And now they're divorced. Lol. 😢
@thelazarous
@thelazarous Год назад
Well he did cheat on her
@austinfarley8457
@austinfarley8457 Год назад
​@@thelazarous There is zero evidence of that
@thelazarous
@thelazarous Год назад
@@austinfarley8457 I mean, he asks for a divorce in February, then his new girlfriend gives birth to his kid in November. Unless he got it done first time they got together, that's extremely suspicious.
@austinfarley8457
@austinfarley8457 Год назад
@@thelazarous so you're accusing somebody of cheating on loose speculation
@thelazarous
@thelazarous Год назад
@@austinfarley8457 It's actually pretty tight speculation, seeing as the human body is pretty well known
@mikeilabiddle1757
@mikeilabiddle1757 Год назад
Ah yes John, you loved and respected your wife so much that you cheated on her. What a hilarious punchline!
@pablovegas743
@pablovegas743 Год назад
But he didn't. They were already separated by that point.
@somerandomperson5473
@somerandomperson5473 Год назад
He didn't tho
@Cal6009
@Cal6009 9 месяцев назад
He didn't cheat.
@mischievousmarker6616
@mischievousmarker6616 9 месяцев назад
youtube shorts users try not to spread misinformation challenge:
@jakknova
@jakknova 7 месяцев назад
I absolutely love how John just disses Alec Baldwin like that, muah, chefs kiss
@aosa1396
@aosa1396 Год назад
My respect for John Mullaney has greatly diminished
@goldrush18x
@goldrush18x Год назад
That’s weird considering he didn’t cheat
@frankyboy8513
@frankyboy8513 Год назад
​@goldrush18x thats also weird because they didnt mention cheating.
@raerohan4241
@raerohan4241 Год назад
​@@frankyboy8513 Don't be obtuse, you know exactly what they weren't saying. What else would it be? "I lost respect for him because he was mentally ill"? "He shouldn't have had a child, he should have stayed child free"? Maybe "I lost respect for him because he's now a divorcee"? I guess if they were old fashioned or ultra religious, that could be the case
@frankyboy8513
@frankyboy8513 Год назад
@@raerohan4241 exactly. Maybe he just didn't like a joke he did. There are many other reasons.
@epicmage82
@epicmage82 Год назад
​@iris Yes he did. They weren't divorced. That's cheating. Separated or not.
@sophiepedigree7139
@sophiepedigree7139 Год назад
50% of boomer humor is about hating their wives lol
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 Год назад
Pretty much any male comic does humor about his wife. The longer they're married, the more material they have, familiarity breeds contempt.
@VantommHD
@VantommHD Год назад
Wife bad, beer and sport good. Also bbq and no feelings
@Xplora213
@Xplora213 Год назад
You need to keep a woman interested in you for longer than 6 months to understand
@ZK-ib2wp
@ZK-ib2wp Год назад
Who said he hates his wife?
@nousername8947
@nousername8947 Год назад
And if a woman is making fun of their husbands, these same people will seethe in rage
@Yourmommaobama
@Yourmommaobama Год назад
“Don’t call me a bitch and say you don’t like me” “Fine I’ll only do one of those”
@krisalis100
@krisalis100 Год назад
Rodney Dangerfield built his whole career on saying that.
@MultiSaintsfan123
@MultiSaintsfan123 8 месяцев назад
He loved his wife so much he decided to cheat on her
@archie2132
@archie2132 Год назад
It’s nice when you know the bar is way lower than you expected and yet this man could shimmy underneath
@StressJudoCoaching
@StressJudoCoaching Год назад
"A man is only as faithful as his options" Chris Rock
@goldrush18x
@goldrush18x Год назад
He didn’t cheat but ok
@teddypawncrumps23
@teddypawncrumps23 Год назад
@@goldrush18x Yeah but he was still the one to end it, as his ex wife said in a statement “I’m heartbroken that John has decided to end our marriage”
@raerohan4241
@raerohan4241 Год назад
​@@teddypawncrumps23 That doesn't make him unfaithful lol. Unless you're trying to say that every person who initiates a divorce is a cheater?
@lolababs206
@lolababs206 Год назад
Isnt it "a man is only as faithful as his options"?
@StressJudoCoaching
@StressJudoCoaching Год назад
@@lolababs206 Yes it is. My bad
@svetaAFG
@svetaAFG Год назад
"she's a bitch and I like her so much" is the ultimate love confession
@emma-di5ly
@emma-di5ly 5 месяцев назад
I would love if someone said that to me
@9_of_Swords
@9_of_Swords 4 месяца назад
I'm sure my husband has said, "she's batshit but she's MINE" to people before.
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 3 месяца назад
John is so cute❤. I love his humor. I only wish I could see more of him. First time I seen him was on Saturday Night Live. I never get tired of him ❤.
@alexandradelliou
@alexandradelliou Год назад
This aged like fine buffalo milk left out in the scorching Sahara desert sun, while random wandering camels piss on it.
@rimjhimroy1237
@rimjhimroy1237 Год назад
Man said “The bar is so much lower than I imagined” and took that as a challenge.
@charlescrawford9972
@charlescrawford9972 Год назад
This is why learning to code is important. "Don't call me a bitch _and_ that you don't like me."
@scoopearly
@scoopearly Год назад
Homegirl said "&&" and he heard "||"
@Lindseydftba
@Lindseydftba 10 месяцев назад
​@@MushroomCloudOfDoomthat was the punch line though?
@corybaldwin1168
@corybaldwin1168 Год назад
Post surprise divorce this hits a little differently.
@caitlinbaker1321
@caitlinbaker1321 9 месяцев назад
So he didn’t technically “cheat” since they were separated. But yeah these clips are kinda more funny but also bittersweet since everything
@coral_panda738
@coral_panda738 Год назад
“The bar is so much lower than I imagined” Just means that this really didn’t age well because apparently he still crawled under
@Gingenuity
@Gingenuity Год назад
They were separated.
@somerandomperson5473
@somerandomperson5473 Год назад
They were already separated he didn't cheat
@cookiestarlol
@cookiestarlol Год назад
she gave him too much leeway LOL!!
@jerrydandrige1987
@jerrydandrige1987 Год назад
Treated her like a doormat then went and had a kid with Olivia Munn. Typical rat behavior
@talkingthetalk3640
@talkingthetalk3640 Год назад
Theater kid is gonna cry.
@jerrydandrige1987
@jerrydandrige1987 Год назад
Who's that
@Jesuslovesyou8525
@Jesuslovesyou8525 Год назад
​@@talkingthetalk3640 so you think that's cool?
@upsetjuice
@upsetjuice Год назад
​@@talkingthetalk3640 bro i actually do like john but calling someone _else_ a theater kid in defense of him is incredibly ironic
@veilofstars2058
@veilofstars2058 Год назад
​@@upsetjuice it's his primary demographic
@EllRiver
@EllRiver 8 месяцев назад
Ex wife. She divorced him. This aged like like milk
@tamaliaalisjahbana9354
@tamaliaalisjahbana9354 Год назад
Its nice that he made sure it was all right with her before making jokes about her on stage.
@megiab
@megiab Год назад
he shoulda kept her out of his jokes, maybe we could forget what an ass he was to her
@Joe_S.s
@Joe_S.s Год назад
Why are you so hurt about a fucking random celebrity’s actions 😂
@lexiesheikh2393
@lexiesheikh2393 Год назад
​@@Joe_S.s Is he even a celebrity? Being "famous" doesn't exactly mean you're a celebrity.
@megiab
@megiab Год назад
@@Joe_S.s cuz of his stories about her! keep up lil man! We JUST went over this!
@BlissfulBluebell
@BlissfulBluebell Год назад
Truly. These guys really shouldn't make "my wife is my life" their whole personality if they can't commit. So much of his content was about her and their married life. At least he can't use them anymore
@DaKillaCroc859
@DaKillaCroc859 Год назад
I’m sure he’s real shaken up over your opinion on him. So shaken up in fact that he’s willing to joke about his “bad reputation” in his latest standup.
@PointsOnTheView
@PointsOnTheView Год назад
Bro roasted himself
@ealy9304
@ealy9304 Год назад
Dang the only thing she didn’t want him to say
@Siberial
@Siberial 8 месяцев назад
"So I left her for a younger hollywood actress after putting her through years of torment."
@goldenlady3495
@goldenlady3495 Месяц назад
Not him lowkey calling out misogynist comedians😂
@JHDOOM78
@JHDOOM78 Год назад
Bro said the bar was low and then proceeded to go do exactly what he was told not to do
@user-fg1nt9vi7c
@user-fg1nt9vi7c 9 месяцев назад
Do you like deliberately not understand jokes? You must be a bore.
@Yes-iu3kr
@Yes-iu3kr 8 месяцев назад
​​@@user-fg1nt9vi7cI dont think that this comment was really about the joke itself, but an analysis of how the joke was actually direct disrespect disguised as a joke.
@user-fg1nt9vi7c
@user-fg1nt9vi7c 8 месяцев назад
@@Yes-iu3kr I’m not defending the other things he did. But he’s a comedian. It was a funny joke. The joke was not disrespectful to his wife as far as I’m concerned.
@Yes-iu3kr
@Yes-iu3kr 8 месяцев назад
@@user-fg1nt9vi7c So it looks like you possibly don't understand disrespect. Comedians are in a rare position where they can take trauma, disrespect, etc and redesign it as a joke for others. But that doesn't actually change its core identity. Its still trauma, disrespect, etc. Its just been made humorous. If you take away your emotional response to it, then this is simply a case of a wife asking her husband not to tell others something specific and him disrespecting that request directly. Further, he did it in such a way that others would defend his action as acceptable - which is another layer of disrespect. At the end of the day, fans who laugh at his jokes aren't the most valuable part of his life. The people closest to him should be. He should value their desires enough not to betray them for a few chuckles.
@user-fg1nt9vi7c
@user-fg1nt9vi7c 8 месяцев назад
@@Yes-iu3kr as I said, I’m not defending the other things he did which is why you’re perhaps so angry at him making a perfectly innocent joke. I’m not saying he’s a great person, and he was a terrible husband. But this joke is not the cause of the collapse of the relationship.
@josephuetz8147
@josephuetz8147 Год назад
Told him not to say something so he went on stage and said it 20 times
@insjok9584
@insjok9584 Год назад
Then he cheated on her lmao
@randomname1076
@randomname1076 Год назад
"you're horrible, you're an irredeemable monster!" 🦗
@austinfarley8457
@austinfarley8457 Год назад
He didn't cheat on her though
@insjok9584
@insjok9584 Год назад
@@austinfarley8457 so u mean to tell me, he was married to his wife all those years, and then he decided to divorce her randomly with no other person in line. Then immediately he met his current wife and had a baby with her?
@idkwhattoputforname3
@idkwhattoputforname3 Год назад
@@insjok9584 ummm you do have a point
@LeoStaley
@LeoStaley Год назад
With Olivia Munn. Traded up.
@xbrizamarii
@xbrizamarii 8 месяцев назад
Y’all have never had a loved one suffer with addiction at it shows…his life was spiraling out of control as he struggled with substance abuse and addiction. that shit destroys everything and everyone around you. It ruined his marriage and that’s tragic. But that doesn’t make him a monster - at least now he is on the journey of sobriety.
@orange_ist
@orange_ist Год назад
His wife probably was watching that, laughing her ass off.
@stardewofpyrrhia4381
@stardewofpyrrhia4381 Год назад
That aged like leftovers
@gengis737
@gengis737 Год назад
What he does not know at that point, is that she will remind him of this exact sentence. Even 40 years later.
@mattheweyster5278
@mattheweyster5278 Год назад
" my wife is a bitch and I don't like her " is ironically the name of bill burrs first Stand up special he did with George Carlin
@samariaG3J
@samariaG3J Год назад
" Thats like a support group for men in crisis " had me laughing 😭😭
@peaveyst7
@peaveyst7 Год назад
we have a comedian in germany who is named mario barth who's only joke is how much his girlfriend frustrates him...
@marcc1
@marcc1 Год назад
bro had 2 things not to say and managed to fail that simple task, (im talking about when he said she is a bitch)
@perlundgren7797
@perlundgren7797 Год назад
If he was a comedian, you'd almost think he made it on purpose as a joke or something.
@DaKillaCroc859
@DaKillaCroc859 Год назад
@@perlundgren7797 I know crazy right?
@victoriascanlon7883
@victoriascanlon7883 Год назад
​@@perlundgren7797 And YET, she said expressly not to joke about that. Soooo??
@perlundgren7797
@perlundgren7797 Год назад
@@victoriascanlon7883 It's a stand-up show, not a testimony. She said whatever he needed her to say for the setup.
@ToastAndTatorTots
@ToastAndTatorTots Год назад
John’s Wife: Just don’t say I’m a b!tch or that you don’t like me John: Does exactly that 😂
@beckysuperswag
@beckysuperswag 9 месяцев назад
yes because he has zero respect for boundaries…he’s a drug addict with low self esteem who was lucky enough to be funny to attain some of that attention he so desperately craves. he has zero respect for himself or others but plays on that “i’m so cute and funny” schtick
@depth8952
@depth8952 Год назад
He really said that he’d never make a joke about not liking his wife right after he made a joke about not liking his wife also failed to keep one of her two requests by repeatedly calling her a bitch like bru what
@Gingenuity
@Gingenuity Год назад
So do you intentionally not understand jokes or
@depth8952
@depth8952 Год назад
@@Gingenuity i get the joke im just pointing out that his wife literally gave him one job and he still failed.
@poncho7626
@poncho7626 Год назад
@@depth8952 How did he fail it? She said "don't call me a bitch AND that you don't like me," he didn't say she was a bitch and he didn't like her. Do you just hear what you want to hear?
@depth8952
@depth8952 Год назад
@@poncho7626 bro what? This isn’t rocket science go watch the clip again 💀
@poncho7626
@poncho7626 Год назад
@@depth8952 You're right, jokes aren't rocket science. Comprehending what he said clearly is.
@SarahJohnson-bv2sh
@SarahJohnson-bv2sh Месяц назад
She's either laughing her head off or boiling mad
@saltpackets127
@saltpackets127 Год назад
“She’s a dynamite 5 foot bitch and she’s the best” literally so sweet wtf 😭😭
@branchdravidian
@branchdravidian Год назад
He cheated on her and dumped her after rehab
@saltpackets127
@saltpackets127 Год назад
@@branchdravidian oh- really? I didn’t know that😅
@emma-di5ly
@emma-di5ly 5 месяцев назад
@@branchdravidianHe didn’t cheat on her, they had been separated for months
@thenannycharacter
@thenannycharacter Год назад
The irony is lost with this one because he now has a baby boy with Olivia Munn
@dada3088
@dada3088 Год назад
yep. John really like his wife so much he did all those things to her...🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️
@goldrush18x
@goldrush18x Год назад
Did what? All he did was file for divorce after being separated from his wife for months and move on with someone new.
@JP-lu9ed
@JP-lu9ed Год назад
@@goldrush18x Her having to live with an addict was probably not a lot of fun.
@chickenlegsTV
@chickenlegsTV Год назад
How the turn tables have turned.
@Myrtlebunny
@Myrtlebunny 8 месяцев назад
Lol so many comedians have 'I hate my wife' as their only subject
@tylerblair3424
@tylerblair3424 Год назад
Bro saw the line and stomped on it😂😂
@randyjobst581
@randyjobst581 Год назад
If only he loved her as much as he loved coke and pills.
@ZK-ib2wp
@ZK-ib2wp Год назад
Addiction is a crazy thing
@victoriascanlon7883
@victoriascanlon7883 Год назад
And another woman's 🐱, and having a baby with someone else when he talked constantly about not wanting kids with his wife. He's groooossss
@marcosperez9592
@marcosperez9592 Год назад
Sad trombone noises
@hunter9848
@hunter9848 Год назад
Plot twist: he cheated 😮
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 8 месяцев назад
This aged like milk
@Lizard127
@Lizard127 8 месяцев назад
Why?
@HHRain
@HHRain Год назад
when your wife brainwashes you to sell tickets.
@djsyntic
@djsyntic Год назад
As a programmer I loved John Mulaney's understanding of the word AND when his wife asked him not to call her a b***h AND that he doesn't like her.
@Florescentia02
@Florescentia02 Год назад
aged like milk
@whiteboyrealmusic4648
@whiteboyrealmusic4648 Год назад
He just got away with saying "my wife is a bitch and I don't like her" a solid 3 times 🤣🤣🤣
@kimelmrod9089
@kimelmrod9089 8 месяцев назад
Why does he look like a hotter version of pastor jeff from young sheldon 😅😅😅
@maryjanerx
@maryjanerx 7 месяцев назад
Accurate
@emilyboyer9211
@emilyboyer9211 Год назад
What I want to know is what John Mulaney's skin routine is. He's flawless.
@jadahwise
@jadahwise Год назад
RIGHT
@Biosafetylevel4
@Biosafetylevel4 Год назад
Being Irish
@JP-lu9ed
@JP-lu9ed Год назад
Using a lot of coke apparently. Not a highly recommended method for skin care though.
@jadahwise
@jadahwise Год назад
@@JP-lu9ed worked for him🤨
@hermeticascetic
@hermeticascetic Год назад
Makes the one joke he was asked not to lol
@Shield954
@Shield954 Год назад
Men ☕️
@UltraTagProductions
@UltraTagProductions 5 месяцев назад
This is so wholesome because he's still respecting her
@qweenvicky8090
@qweenvicky8090 9 месяцев назад
Don’t say i’m a bitch and that is exactly what he is saying
@mychannel-lp9iq
@mychannel-lp9iq Год назад
All Bill Murr does is complaining about his wife
@ZK-ib2wp
@ZK-ib2wp Год назад
This is John Mulaney mate
@bookofdust
@bookofdust 8 месяцев назад
This hasn’t aged well…
@brandisaine1907
@brandisaine1907 9 месяцев назад
I love that he asked her if she was ok with it.❤
@angriestchezburger
@angriestchezburger 8 месяцев назад
"I love and respect my wife very much" and then dude cheated on her while on a ridiculous amount of cocaine
@Phara3on
@Phara3on 8 месяцев назад
This aged very poorly lmfao
@MoaDiarys
@MoaDiarys 8 месяцев назад
Lmao fr 😂
@kennahowe2005
@kennahowe2005 Год назад
this did not age well
@naimvelasquez6079
@naimvelasquez6079 Год назад
This aged like milk that was left outside to curdle in the sun for several months
@beutfam
@beutfam 3 месяца назад
Aged poorly..
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