Johnny Depp being Funny and Struggling not to Laugh! 

I gave up badges as a kid, but just wanted to say, Johnny didn't win over the public because they are fanboys. He won them over with his logic and humor. As for emojis, I have a secret... 🤨🤔😂🤦‍♂🤷‍♂🖐😥👋😁👍🙄😋

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@@aaronmicalowe oh my a secret. 👍🤟👌

Biii no

Suck on a fat satchel

The thing is, under normal circumstances, I'd say that those responses of his are absolutely insulting to the court and go on a rant about him nor being very respectful and not taking any of this serious enlugh. But those aren't normal circumstances. He was basicly slandered and the "evidence" those jokesters of lawyers actually presented, were more disrespectful than anything he did. Like, a news article isn't evidence, especially those gossip pages. Its not like there were a lot of actually real reporters there, just a bunch of people hungry for fame and weird paparazzi. That alone is disrespectful, since it wastes the time of the court. And honestly, at first I was unsure about him actually being a good guy, but after Amber Heards first few moments, one could see that she was faking it and lieing and with every single day in court, it became so clear how little she actually had as evidence and how much he could present. She was appearantly beaten to near death multiple times (well, at least regular human beings would be nearly dead woth all the things she described) and then walked it of. He jad injuries, could offer proof of having them and thats it. Sje had painted on injuries and faked photographs. Also, that late night show! Sorry, but before you go to such a show, you sit in a make-up chair and have multiple stylists work on you. And she couldn't present a single one willing to say she was heavily bruised? Or what about the host, he'd be informed about "being softer" or not mentioning certain topics. Therefore he could have told them "I dont know if she was hurt, but I did get information that suggests she is currently traumatised and has physiscal injuries". The difference is, that while Johnny Depp doesn't come out lf this as the best human ever, he did come out of that court room as someone, that has severe troubles and is definitly using the wrong ways to cope with that, but also someone, who clearly abuses himself or objects, rather than another human being. If we want to believe AHs story, we'd need to believe all the absolutely insane crap she claims, which would only be believabke if this was a murder trial with her as the murder victim. Like, noone nlt related to ger or on ger side for obvious reasons, was able to give even a shred of evidence for her side of the story. Thats what killed it for me. If one side can properly show everyone that things did happen like they claim it to have been and the other cant, then the "winner" is obvious. Also, what striked me the most, was that while JD was abme to admit some things he did do, which didn't paint him in a good light, Amber Heard didn't do any of that. She just straight up said that the evidence was faked and manipulated, rather than admitting not to be a perfect human being. Thats sl absurd! Like, it would have bought her so much credibility, if sje presented herself as someone who also did a lot of drugs, drank much and then, after JD did Ll those things to her, had a clean up crew ready to hide his outbursts. Sure, that might have been a lie too, but it would have been believable. Using makeup that wasn't released back then to paint over black eyes and bruises? How?! And if she did have those as a trial or so, how cant noone tell the court they sent it to her. And if it wasn't these exact colours, then which ones were it? Where did she buy them? Online? Great! Show the order details! Basicly, its absolutely impossible, that there is NO evidence for abuse coming from JD. The only thing he did, was hurl verbal abuse back at her after she abused him.

He is a legend.

tldr please im begging you

@@Baalslegion07bro tf

@@Baalslegion07You wrote this three months ago, meaning it was long after the trial ended, and you STILL wrote that much? Please stop writing essays on RU-vid. Nobody cares.

Same lmao

Same

Me also! A mega pint? Lol was you there 😁

Starcasm as his best lov e him 😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😅😅😅

In all seriousness Depp isn't wrong.

That was so wholesome 😂🫶

I loved his lawyer! He was so sweet. did you see them eating candy and sharing it??

Yeah no one would be that entertained by the comedic story she is telling if it were true🤣

Yep 🙂

No, someone who didn't do it would have compassion. And respect for the court process. He's arrogant and believes he's above the legal process. The inability of much of the general public to spot a narcissistic abuser highlights even more clearly why so many of us who've been abused in this way had such a hard time getting understanding from those around us. These pathological narcissists are extremely clever at what they do. AH's Psychologist has confirmed she has the signs of ptsd and that the whole dynamic and analysis supports her as a victim of DA. JD has had a restraining order issued against him re DA and a British Court found him guilty also by throwing out his case against journalist Dan Wootton who wrote about the abuse. An Appeal was denied and JD was ordered to pay costs. How much more black and white do people need to see!

@@autumnkate280 no one cares

@@autumnkate280 Shut.

it just goes to show...you don't have to be a saint...just be honest especially in a messed up situation like this one.

It shows how much bullies he had dealt with

And a psycho for a wife (who leaves turds on the bed).

She had worst time of her life because of him

@@lillybrandy1188 Amber Turd

My life is already shit....dammit amber

Amber is paying rent in here! She’s about to get evicted!

​@@johnnydeppoficc from TFYouCareLand

I lost it when he said "i thought it necessary."

A megapint would be a million pints if the prefix mega is used correctly, a pint being about half a liter, so around five hundred thousand liters. I don't think the galss was that big.

I swear...cuz I wuz like wtf is a megapint? I want 1.🤷🏾‍♀️

@@sarahchipman2746 to be fair she hit him screamed and removed his finger that crazy lunatic of course he drink to cope with her

Oml a verified yt that isn’t a bot

Lol

True

Yes but unfortunately, ratio

its definitly not fun for him. sure its stupid and easy to see whos in the right but she has still ruined this man

I think he was/is aware of that

You just have to 🤷‍♀️ I went thru a whole situation with harassment and had to explain the absolutely DISGUSTING videos, pictures and texts they sent. I had to laugh with the prosecutor/judge because they WERE funny, AFTER the fact it was all over. But you have to keep your attitude good

He copes that way, I guess. I hate amber’s “sad” face.

So fake.

@•shush• yeah. I understand, but it looks so fake.

If I were him I wouldn't be able to keep my laughter. I can't be serious when I know and a lot of people know that everything is a joke.😂

Second reply

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear maria

@@AxxLAfriku ok

wtf are u saying? did you see the texts between them on the court docs? inforrm.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Defs-Closing.pdf

Honestly I think its astounding he can still find a good time in a court case because HE KNOWS he did nothing wrong The overly serious people are always the guilty like Amber Bitch

That is when I nearly pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂. He learned from the best. Both Marlon Brando and Hunter S. Thompson would have been proud.

fr fr I'm bouta throw hands if that psycho wins

Damn right we got Gojo on our side. Amber is done for

well, this case might go for amber heard. defamation trials are hard to win especially if there's a woman involved. if amber really wins, i might unplug my life support.

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Right now, the lynch pin on Johnny's case is whether or not he and his team can convince the jury that the article Amber wrote is undoubtedly about him. They received testimony from one witness who was told the article was indeed about Johnny, but the article itself does not mention Johnny by name. That right there is the primary weak point in his case. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm 500000% for Team Johnny. But the unfortunate thing is that defamation cases when the plaintiff is a celebrity have a much higher standard. It's gonna take a lot. At the very least, Amber's definitely gonna lose her countersuit. There's so much proof going against her claims that the jury would be crazy to give her the win. That said, even though Amber will lose, it's not a guarantee that Johnny will win. They could both lose. Either way, the court of public opinion has already chosen a victor. There's literally over two million signatures on a petition to remove Amber from Aquaman 2. Whatever happens from now on, Johnny will be seen as the survivor he is.

frr

73 more likes after my like! Get this to 1k!!!

Let me be cheering in that crowd too It's Alpaca Day!

Should've seen the video of where fans where cheering for johnny when he left, giving him gifts and stuff. Then as soon as amber left it was utter silence. Except for one person who yelled "lying narcissistic-- (it cut out at b****)". It was hella funny

@@koolkitty8320 i need to hear that person say that for myself

😂

Literally💀

Do you know where can I watch the full thing?

@@justsomeone7549 Sky News, they post the case by days

@@jholasysalcantara7738 thank you❤

True Emotional Damage

The judge should never work another day in her life for allowing it.

@@anniehopkins8470the judge for this case was very professional and did a very good job. The fact that Ambers lawyers actually had to use tabloid headlines as evidnece highlighted just how hard they were scraping the barrel to discredit Johnnys character, cos they had virtually no witnesses to Johnny doing what Amber was describing. I don’t know what the benchmark was in terms of what was allowed in and what wasn’t in terms of typed of evidnece, but the judge seemed to be fair to both sides, and I don’t think she deserves to be harshly criticised. You can even see at moments in this trial, she was getting visibly annoyed with Ambers team. Elaine being slow with paperwork, not having her microphone turned on, the expert witness Dr Spiegel being hostile and argumentative on the stand; and Rottenborn constantly wasting time by scrolling through pages.

Honestly rolling stone?.. 😂 of all sources

@@DANIELCHUKWUKERE Still better than the Daily Mail. That's not even worth being used as toilet paper...

@@anniehopkins8470 It's not really up to the judge to decide what content to allow or not. It's her job to ascertain if it was obtained legally and if it's relevant to the case (which it was here). It's the job of the other lawyer to refute the actual content of that stuff.

HE REALLY USED THE DAILY FCKING MAIL

Also Rolling Stone ...

@@MarelorMoon COME ON

@@kittyaya3425 have you seen their articles lately? Kristen Stewart is the least of our fantasies right now...

The Daily Heil

I hope that reflects in the Jury's decision!

wait what did he do im lost-

@@mchickennuggetsnbigmacsauce32 Amber Heard falsely accused Johnny Depp on abusing him when most, if not all of the evidence points to her abusing him.

@@THE_PLAYER_ZER0 ohhh ok tysm

@@mchickennuggetsnbigmacsauce32 Of course!

@Joe Smith what is u talking about

@Joe Smith had a stroke reading that

He’s not lying, but it’s kind of impossible to not stress and worry especially with his situation.

Wht is the meaning of bc 🤷🏻‍♂️ ????

@@ayanokojiprithviraj1621 because I guess

Right? Poor guy

yeah, i hope the brats bullying his kids get no wifi for a year.

!!

You're saying violent people can't joke? Lol. Wrong

@@mileshall9235 they never said that. they said JOHNNY uses humour to prove that he isn’t a violent person. it’s not the same with everyone.

IMPOSSIBLE!!!! How does Xavier only have a single like and no comments.

Not Xavier-

She looks dead inside because she IS dead inside. And, if there is true justice in this world, she WILL lose.

What case?

Xavier you haven't missed any videos. I saw your comment everywhere. 🤣😂

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I respect him more than i respect my mother

@@rawr730 violation

No one ask for your opinion

But didn’t they say in court and have the proof of the texts of him saying “let’s drown her first then burn her body” 😂😭?

Technoblade would agree with that Amen

@@py_dreemur8297 😑

@Winter riddle same

That is a misquote but a least you have the source correct. It's amazing how many times I seen this misquoted and credited to everyone from Lincoln to Napoleon.

Amen

Sound like you had loser friends to begin with 😂

Good thing you got the measure out of those friends with something as insignificant as a celebrity trial before it was too late.

@AzraelCaptain Nah, it wasn't the trial. It was the fact that I didn't immediately turn on an accused man without any sort of evidence or trial. The moment I commented, "Guys, the trial hasn't even started, he's just been accused, how about we don't condem a potentially innocent man until we see/hear some evidence," and that's all it took. I had them accusing me of siding with an abuser (I'd reply that he wasn't an abuser yet. He was ACCUSED of being one) Then they started saying I hated abuse victims (again, I replied with alleged victim) they seem to struggle with the fact that NONE of it had proof yet... I posted after the ruling had been announced "Well I guess we know the truth now," with a link to the article saying what the ruling was, and NO ONE commented on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those people have zero critical thinking skills. Not questioning your own convictions and beliefs is not strength. It's being a robot. It was the same thing when Trump ran for office, people ditching family and friends over NOTHING. Then regretting it later. It's pathetic.@@skarmex3439

Honestly, bless his heart. I been praying for this poor man from the very start of this whole thing.

I think its his way of coping. He makes people laugh as a diversion

I actually think it’s his way of coping. I also do it. When I feel embarrassed or hurt I make a joke to make the situation lighter.

That's a daily life of a legend

The fact that he can still joke proves that he's a strong person.

Johnny is a huge fan of British comedy. You can tell he has an acerbic and dry sense of humour. One of his favourite show's is a comedy sketch show from the 90's called the 'fast show'. He reminds me of mix of some of those characters.

@@FYPNLP he’d love us here in Scotland then 😂

@@frosty818 I'm sure he'd love a bit of Rabb C Nesbit 😊

@@FYPNLP or Kevin bridges

@@frosty818 Love Kevin Bridges!

@@JohnnyDepp-xp9eh USA 🇺🇸 JUST PURE COUNTRY TENNESSEE

@@JohnnyDepp-xp9eh If I thought you were really and truely Mr Depp - I would be so star stuck !! But his picture and name doesn’t mean that’s who you are because I am not really a bunny 🐰.

but honestly how can he lose?

Yea, and lose 100M dolars

HOPEFULLY HE WINS!!!!

@@DAVID-ql1vo I'm pretty sure he cares about his image more than money. If he manages to clear up his name I'm sure he wouldn't care about loosing 100 M

And he's not lying and always honest, that's a plus.

Like fr I just knew he'll frickin win

I mean they got a clown 🤡 amber heard

Ambers so bad shes a joke to Johnny💀

💅💅💅

At first I thought you said jiggle and I was like what??? 😂

ikr johnny depp is amazing !!

We truly do not know who he is. But the only thing I know is that he made a lovely couple with Vanessa Paradis and none of them ever said such thing about the other for years. So it would be weird for someone to go from cute teddy bear to freaking dangerous drug addict.

@@lucile1695 I agree with you; however not sure if he did drugs during his previous marriage but drugs will definitely change a person.

The videos of him screaming and slamming and throwing stuff sure back up how calm and non-violent he is.

He is sometimes violent, but it was bc amber heard provoked and found it funny how pissed he was, still he didnt hit that bitch

Seriously....bet she got a few emails after that one from Depp fans....

Mine is when he's asked if he gave pill to Marilyn Manson.

I think there's another response before that "I don't know how my financial woes can do that but alright...."

Lmao yeah 😂😂

It's like he's saying "who the fuck was this bitch? Does she even met me irl?"

That's because they didn't 😂

Exactly they have nothing to work with, he was probably trying to make him angry or something like that to show that "if something like that makes him tick off, imagine what his wife has been through". I know it's cheap but as I said they probably have nothing to work with and at the end of the day they have to do their job weather they like it or not

Imagine rambling off gossip rag headlines manufactured for views and outrage as if any of it was a credible source of information. If they had literally anything else to go on, it would be better than what they did. It just goes to show how weak their defense is.

Just bizarre how she’s saying the article she wrote isn’t about him and never mentioned johnnys name or anyones name but she’s trying to prove in court right now that he allegedly abused her?? She snitched on herself

The point of that bit was to prove that his reputation was shit before Turd ever wrote the article, since this is a defamation case. But in my opinion it backfired horribly; As Johnny said himself, these are hit pieces, every actor has at least one bad article written about them, especially if they did drugs which was normal in Hollywood at that time. It made Turd's lawyer look incredibly incompetent, desperate and overall it patronizes the intelligence of the jury. There's _no way_ they'd be swayed by such flaky evidence.

Yeah

True

But she made it out in crying and lying chunks of shit

When I saw pissing in the mansion I was like what the fffucc....kkk XD

That ain’t fair bc if I’m in their and I know somebody lying I would never be about to hold that in

Thats because although amber has lied about a vast majority of the things shes said about Johnny, some of it is true, and even if he wanted it to be hidden, he has to admit to it so he can clear up the accusations

@@michaelstringer7066 very true, you can honestly see what is true and what’s not she’s making up stuff because she realizes what he does isn’t really “abuse”

@@michaelstringer7066yeah no one's reading that buddy

@@bowskee 45 words 😱😱😱

@@bowskee i mean, it's a pretty short reply or i'd say average. im sure everyone can read that.

I never once believed that he was the abuser. Nothing about this man suggests that he has a violent bone in his body.

Gilbert Grape smacked the shit out of Arnie. He's a known abuser.

u know hes littraly jack sparrow like no joke he said he put alot of him in the character

@@universe1225 Poor Leo DiCaprio 😅

@@melihdrms1182 I think this too...the actors were literally embarrassed to be working on the 1st film cuz it was supposed to tank! He MADE THAT Series

This is Johnny Depp.

Lol

Emotional damage

If i didn't find this comment, I was going to make one. Man, I died at that part 😂😂😂.

i remember when he called her fat to make her mad in one of the voice audios 😭💀

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤪

Lmaooo

well, going against ambers lawyers can't be difficult, they seem dumb as rocks, but still, I love his reactions to their stupidity haha

LMAO yeah 😭

@@booksandwine6245 *hEaRsAy*-

@@booksandwine6245 what you expect they get paid

You said what I was thinking 😂

Her legal team is delightfully weak lol

Her team is extremely stupid when it comes to legal matters. Obviously. Did they even go to law school? Lol.

They give him the material so easily, Johnny could say nothing and Amber's team would still be jokes.

Lol so correct

The doodle is worth more than ambers entire career

That was pretty precious, I missed that whilst watching that day.

@@malena5026 AHAHHAHAHA SO TRUE

I love how he leans over like "do u like it :)"

@@limeyell0w945 lol he's too cute

Hi

early 😼

When Ray Mak comments then You know this video will go viral

@@chesterlester5770 what are you talking about?

@@nunpho you not aware of Ray Mak? The guy comments on every viral video

interesting how you are trying to judge outward expressions of people that are literally paid to fake expressions and personalities/

@@Wogix26 but she does it so badly, its like shes at a studio trying to make a character fake cry for attention

@@elysp940 there is a reason she isn’t really known for anything besides aqua man. I had to look up her filmography to see if she did anything else.

@@elysp940 she has histrionic personality disorder, which is known for their attention-seeking overexaggerated dramatic behaviors since people with hpd basically always want to be the center of attention. her life is nothing but her self-directed dramas alright 😩

She looks constipated instead of sad IMO lol

Oh, he definitely needs a lawyer.

@@mileshall9235 stop the cap

@@BenevolentBloodhound I suppose you would suggest he walk into the courtroom with no legal representation, but only an ironic, smart assed demeanor? Against a team of highly paid lawyers on the other side? Lol.

@@mileshall9235 you think I'm serious?

@@mileshall9235 it's a YT comment section who's gonna care

fancy seeing you here my dear friend ! ! this is such a strange coincidence

@@kitty3096 Whome'st've?

@@kitty3096 HOLD UP. NVM. HELLO. small world we have here.

@@69coffee69 haha yah

@@69coffee69 oh damn shimmexen! long time no see! what've you been up to?

you're and than*

whole ass inferno engulfed her XDDD

@@retrosurfer76 Body shaming how? he's literally just stating the observation that they dont have a big difference in size between them? they are of pretty similar height?

@@retrosurfer76 are you for real???

😂😂😂

Amber is the one who is an awful situation right now

@@toooffuuu I think he meant shes losing the case lmao

@@toooffuuu first of all thank u for a long paragraph in reply to my short sentence 😂😂, and secondly i meant that amber is in a f**cked situation here and is losing .i am supporting depp, so chill man 😂😂( thank u for that paragraph but i only read th first 2-3 lines so sorry for that lol)

@@toooffuuu dude please shut up " ^u^ " why do you talk like ur writing a college essay??? U need to reread peoples sentences before u go on a full blown educational rant, no one wants to read all that so stop talking like ur better than others with ur grammar

yeah just with the way he is talking he sounds tired.. like he just wants a rest and to be left alone..

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Ikr I love how he’s supportive of the doodle 🤣🤣❤️

Ikr, I just found it cute that he admired it. I mean if I was a lawyer and the person I was working for passed me a drawing they made I too would admire it

I cried that Johnny still loves to be silly on set and off set

I just love to watch their relation

U make an exlent point everyone I talk to about this situation says and I quote "it is a mutual abuse" and or gose against Johnny when they don't even try to look into Amber's lies because "people don't lie in court" bruh what so ya hope Johnny gets out of this stupid situation and wish him the best

Yeah its really common sense to leave a guy who emotionally and mentally unstable doing wrong things to his wife so amber should leave him from the start but no i think there really is a hindden motive

She even admitted to hitting him and still act like a goddamn victim💀💀

The latter isn't a great argument. People stay with abusers all the time.

Biggest thing that tells me she's lying is the fact that she wanted three out of the five condos on the same floor. "Johnny's abusing me, but I want three of those apartments. He can stay in the other two, that's fine 😢" If I was abused, I wouldn't even want to live in the same building, just saying...

😂😂 he is Great and Not Perfect bc Nobody is Perfect, That Makes him just more nice

I see what you did there

@@OrangeMelon419 Uhm, Your pfp is sus-

@@rubenrivera6840 why

@@OrangeMelon419 I- You know what nevermind.

I feel like hell will break lose if he doesn’t win

He's most likely going to win , let's just hope 👍

Him not winning case seems impossible like after all the evidence..

I bet he will win!!!

There's no such thing as "even if he doesn't win" lmao. He will win. There's not even a single clip who is in favor of Ms. Great Teeth

Yes he’s Gemini ♊️

@@raquelnova3758 why does this matter?

perfect come back

Hearsay ~

I just uploaded funny music videos about Johnny Depp

How could you not admire him, he's Johnny Depp after all. Man has been the sexiest person to tangle with his dark side.

if he win can he be jack sparrow again for a pirate of the caribbean 6?

@@senseitao1282 probably not, even if he could he said he wouldn't

@@asshatslovejohnnydeppjohnn8377 no one cares, that sounds awful

He admits Amber has a bigger 🍆...

FR

His part on this trial was so sarcastically good 😂😂😂

Holy shit. I don’t know how I missed that. He truly is the Elden Lord.

@@amelzon1 what did he mean by that? I don't get it

lmfao

Pomona n n nis n n. N. N n

This was literally the best part of the video, plus I’m your 1 thousandths like

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Amber is so pathetic it’s funny

Both????

Uhhh... I see what you did there...

@@diddodi Johnny keeps in the tears of laughter, amber tye fake ones

@@Shad0w-One Amber Is fake. She tried to be traumatozed and crying WITHOUT any tear, Is the bad actress here. Because Johnny Depp had no acting here

@@RossoAmareno I didn't watch the trial when I posted this but yeah now I know lmao

Yeah! He didn’t have to take it seriously. He just knew that if he was honest, he was gonna win.

@@fmfilipinoman5609 obviously, I only heard about it when I heard the pop jokes then I knew he was probably gonna win especially after I saw the bee animations

Oh, I think he took it very seriously. He just had witty comebacks when they tried to push him in a corner. He did not allow himself to be manipulated on the stand and used his wit to combat that. I think he was very serious.

Also Turd made it very easy for him. She heavily underestimated him. @@michellebeishline4657

"This is hearsay, is it not? Your favorite word."

Same😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@Tom_The_Cat

Before anyone answers: This is a bot@JohnnyDepp-xp9eh