Jojo All Star Battle: Joseph "Your Next Line Is" Quotes (Subbed) 

More Like Joseph: "Oh No!

Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" And they go on until they even stop thinking.

Zagstrak just like kars

Kohdok Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!" Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick! Joseph: OH MY GOD!!

Joseph and Old Joseph: Next, we are gonna say "MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!" Joseph and Old Joseph: MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!

*Only Pucci do that*

@@srblackhat1 What the fuck is a Pucci mate

@@mirko7767 I see someone hasn't read the manga.

@@mayleneabaga74 Not yet, i finished part 5 recently, and started 6 reading the manga

@@mirko7767 Nice save.

Lmao

DOJYEEEE~~~~N!

Doj-*throat melts*

The delivery is so wrong but I still love it

700th like

dojYEEEEEEEIN

billy loman Sounds like Joseph has epitaph too, in so much as it applies to enemy taunts XD

So that's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple... *skips time*

By pass*

@@putinpunhere well i mean hermit purple can make spirit photos and epitaph can see 10 seconds into the future.

@@purpleporkdawg2951 holy shit ur right

You.....I like you

joseph is british

@@SasukeeUchiha and he lived his days in America, and acted like an American soooo... essentially American

Bush Sage born in america means american. American is not a race.

Your god damn right thats how my hermit purple works, through the power of America

Fr

Why Pucci white

@@TheBewenuiyou do know he’s just a dark skinned Italian right

@@strrgazrr8029 bro hes black 💀

@@maniacaldog3268 ok explain how then lmfao, literally tie it into Weather and Enrico’s backstory too at that

@@gyutarogaming917 why is Joseph here

@@gyutarogaming917 HUH??

Unless you’re Giorno, Then you’re *Gang-star* until he tells you your next line

@@gyutarogaming917 Wha-

Your next line is "shut the FUCK up" to you

I bet he was going for the original with that one! XD

Sanyo 1.0 The best for me is Avdol. Joseph : You next line is, Tchik Tchik Yes IAM. Avdol : Tchik Tchik Yes, Iam

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sanyo 1.0 Sugi ni omae wa .... to iu!

Gamer Victor you mean All Might's VA?

It just proves that only funny valentine is the only one that can dojyaaa~n perfectly

@@jjbafan5731 I wish I could say it like Valentine his voice actor is very talented

Its even funnier in 0,5x where they just don't stop WRRYYYYYYing Or my humor is broken HELPPP

Been looking for this. I love you.

Not DIO hey wassub dog

Whammu is a pokemon confirmed

Whamu 0.000000192748 seconds later: confused screaming

@@abromk1997 pls dont touch me

Not DIO we cool we cool

Damn

@@brunofshr5170 wow Mood

bruno’s va has like never changed even since the giogio’s bizarre adventure game

@@dysfunctionaltree False, Takahiro Sakurai voiced Bruno back in the ps2 game. Now he voices Rohan. Yuichi Nakamura, the current voice of Bruno, used to voice Anasui in this game and Eyes of Heaven

Okuyasu’s VA was playing him before the Phantom Blood anime started, fun fact.

@@nathan900130 Diavolo eoh voices Kira/Kotaku in anime

ZA WARUDO 😂

WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jojo cars adventure

Darkness TM I read this as it happened

Triggered

Except mineral water is not really clear.

Jøhnx3m that’s the joke bud

Funny Valentine's was so sexily smooth and Joseph sounds diseased

More like gargling clacker volleys

Lmao

Shocked him so hard he turned into a pokemon.

Hey Baby!

If you don't get it Arrivederci means "Goodbye"

A good italian based jojoke

Luigi Olivero people who actually say jojoke, are boomers trying to fit in with the kids

@@rwholemilkisgood5050 i'm seventeen

Luigi Olivero *SHAME*

XD

*oh shit not dis time again*

t.

OH MY GOD

Zentron Animations Joseph: *Suddenly bashed into a wall*

my is valetine

Mine is him vs himself

The mfing Dojyaaa~~n! Makes him sound like he’s doing a Diego impression (because he sounds like a mfing dinosaur)

WRYYYYYYY

Joseph WRYYYYYY nice

*YES I WILL* no wait

he says tsk tsk, like hes sayong he wont but then *"Y E S I A M"*

I literally cracked up

*INHALE*

If that's the case, Abdul figured out what Joseph was going to ask so when Joseph asked if he will say "Yes I am" he would say that he was going to say it.

OK Masta let's kill da ho. Beeeeeetch! Nani?! S-H-I-T!

Seriously we need playable stands

Actually, is johnny joestar from ps3 version and koichi anime version

I'm 969th like niceeee

...

It’s Joseph my guy

GIORNO: THIS IS SUCH WITCHCRAFT!!!

WAMMU!

True...

Joseph: *also gasps*

Hehehe

Sugini omae wa: nigggaaaaz

Brother?

Beanslingin' Theo What the fuck, you have the same scene in your profile pictures lmao

"My next line is: 'To you!' " "To you!" [Gasp]

Joseph 1: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say” Joseph 2: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say” Joseph 1:Nani?! Joseph 2:Nani?!

uh oh..

What the hell? That would be the most out of character thing for kakyoin to do

@@heitorzincleiton5071 Clearly you haven't watched JoJo

@@arvidassburg4500 I’m not talking about about the milf hunter, cherry licking kakyoin that the fanbase has in their headcannons, I’m talking about the real kakyoin, a loyal friend and companion that does everything he can to help his friends in their journey

@@heitorzincleiton5071 fr bro, JoJo fans are becoming more and more unfunny and annoying

+alex rango WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ... NANI?!

+alex rango URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

+Mett the Filthy Casual Banana?

*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* ...H-How did you know?!

*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* *gasp* nani?

I wish this actually worked in real life. NANI!

I wish this actually worked in real life......HUH?!

I wish this actually worked in real life...GAH!

I wish this actually worked in real life...FUK!

I wish this actually worked in real life... EH?!

This sentence unlocks a special rock falling from the sky.

Genta Illahi “after Caesar says this” Your next line is. SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@@darksonicyt5430 SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ...!

Oh no my salad

Yare yare dawa...

Joseph.exe has stopped working 😂

CollabX No

Is GER doing this

@@Stoplookingathatistolethis probably yeah

to yu

Because the *STANDO PAWAH*

Plot twist: he stopped time to realize what happened

So dramatic

*666*

@@marcogiordano9359 Plot twist: Joseph was the one who stopped time

+SparkleFox Copyright wouldn't let him read Superman, so he might as well read the manga.

+King Kamina Now you talking aboot, how Joseph can read Action Comics several year before is realaesse, since part 2 take place in 1938 and the plane scene was a flashback from several year in the past ?

MrSafior Yeah. There was a scene with Joseph where he was reading Superman on a plane, but due to censorship, in the anime version he was reading a volume of Baou instead.

King Kamina I know but how Joseph can read action comic several year before his release ?

Joseph predicted all the lines in the comic. That's how he got an issue.

They should just cut each other off then say the same line at the same exact time and get confused.

And they do that until the game crashes

Joseph*surprised pikachu face*

Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say TOYU!” Toyu! Next your gonna say TOYU! AGH!

Both: *Surprised augh *

Dow-Jaaaaaaaaahnn

HUGHH

It’s a cry for help

it made me scream and laugh like crazy, bro

It’s so phlegm-y

THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED

Haha noob it says les mer

Too bad I'm in different language, HA!

wtf :v

Sugini omae wa “THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES!” Toyu!

@TrainerblueTube honestly

@@chaos_blue1089 cheese doesn't exist

Yeah who cares if this game isn't the best... it's a jojo game..

@TrainerblueTube every bandai game.

OH SHEEEIIIIT

OLD JOSEPH: SON OF A BITCH!!!

HELP ME OH MY GOD

*OOOH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOOD*

NIGEDUNRAYO SMOKEEYYY!!!

he sounded like a squealing pig

+Alex Night or the original WRYYY

Christopher Ho Yeah that as well

in the game, you can really make joseph use "wryy" like a taunt

+Felipe “HENTAI” Palha HOW

Lol that sounds funny

Oh my

Perfectly cut screams

@Guido Mista 4

@@patrickstar3593 *Mista* *has* *left* *the* *Chat*

or valentine’s napkin monologue

That would probably take up a whole chapter.

@@user-dk7ic1ci2z doo doo doo dee daa daa daa

Joseph: Next you'll say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." Kira: ". . . no".

Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Kira: *GASP*

To iu!

C h e w

Muffinmurdurer Next you're gonna say: "What a beautiful Duwang" Toyu!

Naniiiii

Dojyaaaan~ *gasp

Lol

3:05

2:54

3:05

@Mauro Molinero wŕrrrrrrrrrrrry

Too bad the old man got fucked by dio I ended up beating the shit out of him

Lol

Dio: *DISTRESSED WRYYYYYYY

444 likes? Mista is shaking

Culon means person with a big ass in spanish. kulon is heard the same

Lmao

*Underrated.*

4

@@ocim525 green donut

@omatsu Water

Including us

Don't Forget Link,who is also silent XD

That just literally force them to make some noice with the gasp

Surprised screaming in silence

‎

Joseph Cornstarch wait. that’s illegal

Zyǐ Bésixdouze if he set joseph up for that, why is advol surprised that he quessed his was his answer

its just works

Oh my God, I was *M I N D B L O W N*

Yes, I am.

It's like King Crimson

-this is the timeline where kakyoin actually kills the death 13 baby-

BABY STAND

Feed shit to the baby

Why does it sound so sexual though 😂

*LaLi-hooooooo*

Seem very like heritage for the future wryyy

*_RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEH_*

Timestamp?

Grant Strader 4:34

Crispy 4:35 REEEEEEEEEEE

Lmao i just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know--

Coconut Jam Your next line is “Lmao I just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know-“

@@ultra2738 lmao i just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know-

@@ultra2738 *gasp*

Ikermeny *gasp*

I snorted at this

"Wammu" the piller pokemon, as tall as 197 cm and weighing 115 kg residing more commonly in an Aztec cave this pokemon has little to no friends and is friendly if your also a piller pokemon

IKr

@Shadow Dio シャドウディオ he got res'ed

Wamuu Wawa muu wa muu

UREEEEEEEE

yung venuz fuck just got the jojoke

It had me WRYYYYY-ling

yung venuz just.. leave 😂

666 likes

LMAO

*WYYYRRRREEEEEE* *UURRRRRYYYYYEE*

Reee

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lmao same with the doujaan he sounds like hes swallowing a cheese grater

People after Joseph Predicts their line: 😯 The color palette after Joseph Predicts someone's line: *_time to get Groovy_*

In which order

@@theisraelgamersyt9273 simultaneously.

~*Hgg*~ !!

It do be like that doe

*fucking squiggly line ~*

Joseph be like: Dojeueggh

Dojyaaa~~n

DojyaaEEUUGHH

He was shocked by how crap Joseph's was

Momin Shah I know right. Daddy Zeppeli needs more love and attention 😤😤😤

Dio is better

4:34

@Momin Shah "It's" ?????? I'm talking about a character and u call him "it" *AM TRIGGERED*

@Momin Shah Oh, sure but I like Dio's better

Joseph:Hamon ZA WARUDO!

i can imagene the world himself gasping

Ikermeny 😂

He got me good tho

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

ScarredStatic h its hilarious ngl

Look at the likes ya got

Daga Kotowaru

Underrated

No no no you cant broke next line

mysterioso2006 his hee hee was awesome too

mysterioso2006 joseph:next you're gonna say WRYYYYYYYY! DIO:WRYYYYYYYY!

Same here lmfao

WRRRRRRYYY

mysterioso2006 Yay time WRYYYYYY 3:34