JoJo Part 3 But Really Fast Except It’s In The Real Anime 

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9:20 I simultaneously hate and love how Canon this is

9:36 I just realized that Joseph saying “always wish upon a star” is a reference to him saying “I want to be Spider-Man when I grow up” in Battle Tendency but really fast.

9:48 I wouldn't be surprised if DIO actually said that

11:18 the fact of how canon this is hurts.

9:12 Oh my god...iggy and avdol’s deaths affected him so much that he went OVA...poor polnareff

People dislike this video blind to the fact that the person made this literally went through all the episodes in the series and edited them all precisely, this man deserves more credit.

9:19 *me going downstairs to get a midnight snack and going back up really fast to avoid the demons*

9:11 Love how he uses the OVA just because its actually fits xD

This part broke the world record of cursing

Dio - “Time to finish y-*AHH* Time to finish you! Wait Are you dead?” Jotaro - *Looks up* “Yes” Dio - “Ok then”

"it's the fly." "ITS THE FLY!" "lEts go to heEgyp!" "YEEEEE :D"

"I have returned!" "No you haven't" "...Correct!" Still my favorite interaction in the original video.

4:50 Reference to all his Hamon jokes

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People don't appreciate the amount of effort that is needed for this editing, kudos to you

2:00 "The heavy is dead!" "The heavy is dead!?" "That heavy is dead!" "Yes!"

2:45 "have a team of at least 30 people" *laughs in diamond is unbreakable but really fast*

5:24 joseph said “we do a bit of trollin”

6:40 the true iggys stand

10:18 Jotaro: eh Dio: wHaAaAaAaAt the fu-

“ I will now proceed to never use this ability again” probably the most accurate thing about this video

I am not lying at all when I say I’ve been crying for 10 minutes because of 9:17

The part that cracks me up the most will always be when DIO runs down the stairs to put Polnareff a few steps lower

2:30 is a really seamless transition

8:35 “I hate this, everything hurts!” “And I’m back! While wearing some snazzy sunnies!”

Holy fuck, Avdol's incredibly Scottish voice is somehow even funnier with the real animation

I just watch a whole anime series in 12 minutes

4:18 Enyaba: "Get my good side!" (Click, spurt) Enyaba: "Oh noooooooooo-" Joseph: The next thing you'll say is Chumimin!" Empress: "Chumimi-" 😂

The way this was made feels like it's an abridge episode of jojo

i physically felt that at 1:18

Parts 1 & 2: “ your breathing is wrong” Part 3: 4:44

10:49 When you with a friendly in tf2 but a tryhard joins the server

10:09 it said below Oh and can stop time for 5 second in which the user can move around and interact with people and object- including but not limited to- polnareff, knife, Hieroplant Green's very invincible Emerald splash , heavy dusty construction vehicle, Jotaro, occasionally not jotaro *And many more that are out of the screen*

i just finished part 6 and 8:10 has so much more meaning now. rhinoceros beetle rhinoceros beetle rhinoceros beetle

is this waffle-

I had always wondered how dios road roller scream sounded like in that voice

7:06 Fun fact, DIO already had Petshop, as was seen in Polnareffs Flash Back, and DIO found Anubis amd it was made a long ass time ago, so i guess those two were just assholes and named themselves or their stands after egyptian gods when there were still Tarot Cards left.

Too bad you didn't use the end of the world op on that "HAHA YOUVE BEEN JAPED"

What's in the screen: ゴゴゴゴ The Audio: haha stand go brr

I laugh when Dio asking Jotaro "Are You Dead"

9:59 I think they were referencing that the opening changed with Dio having a bigger part in it

9:52 when dio throws the knife it made me laugh so hard

4:25 wrong reference buddy

What the description said about dio’s stand was Oh and also the ability to stop time for up to five seconds in which the user can move around and interact with people and objects , including but not limited to polnareff , knifes Hierophant green’s very invincible emerald splash , heavy duty construction vehicles , jotaro , occasionally not jotaro ((the rest is under the screen

9:20 - 9:26 Where is that Animation from? It's funny! 😂

A Snake head Eating the Head On the opposite Siiiiiiiii-

7:29 Perfect summary of that entire scene with the magnets.

Thank you for showing Anubis, would’ve loved to see what he looked like in the Viva Reverie style instead of just the sword, but it’s understandable as he was only there a few seconds

5:52 I see you've veen watching defibrilator

You know what? Screw you. *Makes Diamond Breakable*

4:57 me when I have a fight In High school and then I realise the teachers are coming.

THAT TEEN TITANS GO PICT ON THE "ROAD TRIP" ONE LMAO

Ah! goodness gracious, Ugghh....

I accidentally skipped the episode after the Kakyoin traitor cliffhanger episode when I watched part 3 and was confused bc I kept waiting for him to be a traitor but it never happened-

10:36 nyeeeeeeehhh

Dio: Wait, are you dead? Jotaro: yes

"Wait are you dead?" _"Yes."_

I knew you were going to use the OVA Iggy death lol

JoJo Part 3 But Really Fast Except For When They Don't

2:17 "-and have sex with at least FOUR PEOPLE" dio's four kids: 👁👄👁

It was dissapointing that the man who survived being cut in half with a sword and decapitated his own head to survive exposure to his only weakness ended up dying because he got punched in the shin... Like, really hard or something.

2:30 NO DON'T DO THAT

5:18 Uh oh ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

I mean, the sound is like 0.4 seconds late

4:20 joseph guessing next lines is something part 3 lacks

Return of the king

Young joseph:i wanna be spiderman when i grow up! Old man joseph:*swinging from his stand-*

I have a question. How was Star Platinum giving Jotaro everything if it only has a short range? Also, Hierophant green possessed a stand one time too. It ALSO, took me far to long to realize the 6 fingers and patriacide joke was a reference to The Princess Bride in place of left hand and sister

Ready for DIU but in the real anime

EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY DON’T

I love how the timestop actually lasts the correct amount of time

1:45 I honestly don’t think this has anything to do with a person’s gender, and in the show they specifically say that she can’t handle it because she’s a kind-hearted and non-violent person so her fighting spirit is more or less nonexistent. It’s not because she’s a woman, because Enyaba, high priestess, and Mariah are very powerful stand users in the same part, it’s simply that Holly just doesn’t have the same fighting spirit that some people have. It differs from person to person.

and now the whole thing on 0.25 speed

"IT IS YOUR DESTINY TO DEFEAT DIO, AND MINE. not yours-" -Joseph Joestar

6:11 diamond is unbreakable Where’s josuke he’s not in this comment

Soda, RC Car, Gun. *shooty*

"You get that name: StAr PlAtInIuM"

“HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT”. trial and error”

8:15 is. That a stone ocean reference

0:39 “You need to remember these new rules because nothing will make sense from now on otherwise” Even with these rules it still made no sense

6:54 I thought the exact same thing how did he even have anything left to talk

You are a good person

This is so underated this is amazing

2:50 Ehich is dumb but I guess having a team of 20 was something Araki was saving for his next part

Daniel J. D'Arby's breakdown will always be hilarious to me

Dio's "zA wArdO" makin me laugh XD

I like how they found clips to match the lines

Jotaro: I’m just the best at this game I can’t be beat. Darby: 8:07

Rock: exists Them: lol

you know i havent actually seen jojos or any animes at all but rhe fact that this was made and its actually real snippets from the anime kinda proves it is kinda like the video, and that is awesome.

great stuff man XD can't wait for part 4

This vid made my day

0:57 When I was watching Part 2 I actually noticed the star Birthmark on Joseph's shoulder (I only noticed it because I saw this actual scene before that episode that I recognised it)

Bro that ora and muda trade voice acting was on point

This is sooo much better than the original. Thank you sir. Im showing this to my friends.

this is basically like a small abridged version

It's a fly!

9:48 DIO: I win! Now I will-………. Arrggghhh goddamn magic sunlight bullshit! This is lameman’s terms for “Hamon is bad, m’Kay?” for all you newly awakened vampires out there!

PERFECT