Jojo's Bizarre Adventure HFTF - Alessi 

yes it does

-Alessy, who just read "Ekonmi 4 dummiez"

Probably

i mean, then there would be no need for money, and no more people to produce what the money is for

@@TheBurningEngram *Establish Communism!*

Whats funny is that joseph can still punch like the actual young joseph realatively easy, but doesn't have the clackers or hermit

If Young Joseph worked the way he does normally i would absolutely spam clacker volley up this guy's ass

When you turn a senile old man into a Hamon Master who defeated 3 aztec demigods and sent 1 actual invincible god into space

@@hienduongvan8454 While he did defeat Wamuu and Esidisi with wits, Santana and Kars were defeated with luck.

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 You mean GERMAN SCIENCE

His gun is so OP like it doesnt require a stand nor any power bar and yet any passive stand users like Black Polnareff, Hol Horse or Robber Soul is boned as they cant block it (at least D'bo can just duck right under it)

He makes me freeze in air all the fight. Fuk NPC

@@Vokmoknavi я уж думал я единственный русский, играющий в hftf)))

@@oreothestepswitcher кинь дискорд

@@Vokmoknavi я не про игрок, но ора#7799

Oh noooo.

Dont worry that Man is hes friend

The man behind the slaughter.

69th like

The stand behind the slaughter

*turns Chris into a child*

@@randoooooooooooo4676 Erai ne!

Epstein: *H i R eD*

@@matthewmondragon2074 EDP445: so I was sitten, in my goddamn apartment, waiting for a mf cupcake from Egypt

william afton would be proud

i would like your comment but it has 69 likes so... *nice*

er uh, nice username you got there

@@FosterTheClown My username is so firm you can grate CHEESE ON IT!

How’s the hole feel

menacing, but not a good character imo both in-game and in manga/anime

Is this why we wry

Hol Horse, Robber Soul and Kan's themes is so good but im destined to never hear it in game

hello polnareff and other me.

@@hienduongvan8454 why? You can play it on Fightcade, there are also tournaments

Hien Duong Van rubber souls sounds like a bad taste as a song lol

I love that this implies that everyone knows he is a child murderer, but they simply don't care

how the fuck did his hair grow that much in such a small amount of time though

@@batqrince Stand power, ain't gotta explain shit.

Really?

Where and When?

@@FinalLuigi Or anime makers just fuck over Araki canon.

U clearly dont know Secco and Cioccolata...

Im the fucking strong GOODGOODGOODGOODGOOD!

That fucking old baby in Part 5

@@ogroamericano3524 secco is just a good boy

Cries in joshu

*I s y o u r d a d d y h o m e ?* *W h a t a b o u t y o u r m o t h e r ?*

@@drezzy4037 HOW LONG AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT

Era erai!

*G U N*

Urete erai ne!

what do the uncultured men see

@@brazencoronet17 SAO

Same

*repeated gun firing intensifies*

*boosh boosh boosh boosh* D O W N

His gun didn't annoy me as much as his stun which renders me useless for a second or two, that got me annoyed.

**crouch attack intensifies**

Good things he’s rare to see

"Now you are in stranger danger"

*You are in butseks danger*

God, I hate how accurate this is

LALI-HO~

DIOOOOO! you son of a bitch! (even though this is a month old) Edit:Pls don't toki wo tomare me

RILEYTHE GRUNT Ha. What if i've already done it?

RILEYTHE GRUNT It's probably the eerily realistic eyes.

I think the idea in general is freaky. Just imagine you're walking down the street alone at sunset and this dude stops you. Suddenly you're grabbed by his shadow and now you're a kid again. Slower, weaker, more fragile, and no one knows what happened to you. You're completely hopeless. But you have a stand to defend yourself! Just kidding, it's either as weak as you or it didn't appear when you were young. So now a man with an ax is out to hunt you down and you're just a lost kid

*goes online* "im not that good" *chooses alessi*

He appeared as a story only assist for EoH. I doubt he'd ever be playable, given they'd have to make models for child forms for everyone, and EoH had many more characters than HftF.

now try to imagine a young Jhonny though

Jostar Eggbert Here's Johnny

what is he gonna do, run and tackle me?

Chrono I always say that He should be playable in EOH , he can just enemies into children , and we can see what they look like when they were children

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He also has a true bird form Despite the god set being a horse thing,but okay

Actually, that’s Set’s crest. Its “beak” is only visible in profile.

I legit thought Sethan looks like a black buff Pikman

Me too.

This condition you have is called Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

@@shiningjoot6369 When Alessi's involved, it becomes Pre-Toddler Stress Disorder

Who was the cruel asshole that did that!? They were all great songs too ;___;

Probably someone at Capcom, considering that they're the people that developed the game.

LeonHartEX l

What are the 10 steps?

ReroReroRero Ponareffo?

HE KEEPS COMING BACK

At least it’s catchy despite the character it’s associated with

jokes aside i can think of at least 13 touhou themes that sound like this

I sounds like Dio theme

Pero pero pero

Pepelololopepelolopelo Aunivo Pornarefu!

No

@@KrisAppleSauce ok now im a sed boi

@@thespaghettacularisskeleto3041 pApYrUs

He may be nasty, but melone is nastier

@@EchoGulch64 nah nah cioccolata and secco are worse. Funny Valentine also because of what he did to Lucy steel

That's seth/sethan lmao

tailedgates9 AlleLHuIiA Pondarefu~

💀

For me it was D'Bo lol

@@MissKitty21 my too

Well, Alessi turns people into very accurate children, while Proscutto doesn't make people grow, as a baby just turns into, well...an old baby that still gives me the spooks.

@@Densester it also affects prosciutto if I remember correctly, do tell me if its false

@@mellamojeff458 No, Prosciutto can actually make himself older and younger by will, and he is not affected by Grateful Deads gas.

@@Densester ah

@@Densester If he turns young adults/children very “accurate”, then why he turns someone into a Fetus? That's a very disturbing part about his stand.

I wish I could, fam. I don't have them. :(

Ok