JoJo Siwa's book is unbelievably bad... 

James Marriott I saw you at vid con

Again bruh

James Marriott the jacket means her style

James Marriott you don’t need to be famous people try their best stop hating she is 17 now you are trash bye

James Marriott is that shirt the Bob Ross shirt

@@xxdragongamesxx4473 whooooooooosh

@@luma5113 How is that a woosh?

BootyCheeks10 // that’s probably who wrote it

@@xxdragongamesxx4473 r/whoooooosh

Still better than being a BaWsE

Aoife Maloney MaH DeGrEe

lele: iM lAtinA

lele pons: im latina

I’m dirty dan

Im the 666th like

Honestly, the fairest opinion is that. She’s supposed to be targeting kids, she uses legitimate positivity and a bright attitude to appeal to a young audience. Literally everyone’s criticising her for being a respectful role model rather than one that promotes destruction and being a nuisance as fun

I hv to disagree with ya there. I would honestly rather my kids hv Jake Paul as a role model than Jojo Siwa! I mean srsly, I would rather my kids cause quite a lotta a ruckus and drama like Jake Paul does that be ANYTHING like Jojo Siwa! And she is anything BUT a good role model for kids. I mean for instance she outright scams ppl, exploited a cancer patient for views, and she creates the worst music that has ever been created by any human being. And yeah I am being a 💯% serious here! And sure Jake Paul has created some down right shit songs has well but they r nothing, and I mean NOTHING! Compared to Jojo Siwa’s music. Not to mention the fact that Jojo Siwa is more than just a mere RU-vidr, she’s an outright pop star! So technically speaking she’s sadly still gonna be around and popular for a LONG time which is rlly sad. Actual good role models for kids r Lizzy Hale, Cliff Burton, and Jared Dines.

Entity999 Wait, so you’d rather someone burn furniture in a pool and fake suicide than make bad music?

Jojo burned furniture and stuff too. Just not in a pool. And when did Jake Paul fake suicide? Ik his bro took a pic of a dead body at Aokighara Forest. But I don’t recall Jake Paul ever faking to commit suicide.

Ur not wrong though

I thought they were people

Jonny Scrambles yummy

@@laurb8383 Yea love them yummy people

Maddie._.05 theyre chicks... not ducks.

That sounds really cute

I'm new here, would you mind explaining this to me?

Please explain

arcstar _ @Ruby Red watch his old is Jojo videos, he goes on ab how he admires her success and doesn’t think people should genuinely hate on her

@@spice1710 Aw that's kind of sweet. Thanks for info

JoJo: I said StOp HaTiNg On Me James (and everyone else): what did I/he do? JoJo: I sAiD sToP hAtInG oN mE. YoUr BeInG rUdE

As an American i thought we all look different but maybe thats just me

i'm american and i never smile

Fiddle Faddle As a non-American white people usually look the same to me

How do we smile alike? Is there a specific way people smile in different countries ? I'm so confused

As an Alaskan American I’ve definitely noticed as well.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who saw and thought that.

I thought she was 12😂

TayyCubs looool it’s bad how not even her editors noticed, LIKE DID NO ADULT PROOF READ THIS?!🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

You overestimate people’s ability to use proper grammar.

RedDerater Isn’t she American, though? Not to sound like an asshole but English is my second language and I even know the correct usage of “your” and “you’re”.

Hahahahaha i just realized how true that is

Light it up Crafts ????

@@lightitupcrafts6294 tf

@@lightitupcrafts6294 okay and?

My eyes

Not really. Isn't her audience around eight or nine? They should be able to read with relative ease.

OutdatedMeme I don’t think it counts as a woosh if your original joke is total dog shit.

You're literally saying that James Mariott can't read.

I-😂😂😂😂

@@aproxamillionwasps474 but it's a joke nonetheless

I want to like this, but it stands at 69, so I'm gonna do it later, when somebody has already ruined it. I don't need this on my consciousness.

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HAS ME SCREAMING 💀💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

We’re in too deep 😂

me too my g

I instantly knew, what have I become

We* *communism intensifies*

Oh my god what 😂

Why did I read this as “let’s bully some chicken”

@@wutwashy2174 Cause you know what you want to do 😏

@@wutwashy2174 am going to fry some chicken

Same my dead hamster came back to life to make me feel better

Please explain

I want to know more

what

what

I don't want to know more you can stop there if you want .

Big mood

It's probably god's favorite song

do you watch kurtis conner because the "ew stinky not good" reminded me of him lol

the likes are at 666.... *to like or not to like?*

but…. he like that yummy yum!!!

TOMMYINIT

Kid: can we get a JoJo siwa doll? Mom: we have one at home Doll at home: JoJo sides

Lmao

*wHy DiD tHiS hApPeN tO mE?i'Ve mAdE mY MiStAkEs-*

It's_Giselle QwQ *IvE gOt NoWhErE tO rUn*

*i ForGoT tHe LyRiCs-*

Amen

That's beautiful

Did you put it as your senior quote

Lol she really is a kid

Pineapple Daily ash was making a joke lol not excusing her for being young

Time stamp?

She is 16, I would have expected more from her at that age. This child shouldn’t be a published “author”.

Pretty sure it wasn’t her who wrote the book, so it’s worse since a professional person who gets paid to write used the wrong you’re

x.kk_louise_x James bullying children is based

English, Spanish aaand?

@@tygarspace1754 Portuguese

Gotta use that degree somehow 😂

You just had to come for me like that

I feel attacked

THIS COMMENT IS THE BEST ONE

@@alyssaroy4876 Not really, because there's a comment exactly like this, that I wasn't aware of its existence when I wrote it

Steve Pensando they gave you a complement... do you know what that is?

is it weird that i would want to see phantom blood but jojo siwa is jonathan, james is dio, siwanatorz are speedwagon and hamon users, and we are zombies? would make for some weird ass moments

@@waifu_png_pl6854 If Jonathan was JoJo Siwa, he would have been a far more hated JoJo than it already is

I think it’s worth adding that they’re really only around in spring/Easter time

We have them, just without a shape or the name

@@patchpal8851 we do?

They're disgusting and exist only to blow up in the microwave

Ah a piece of my childhood has resurfaced, I remember they even had coloring books bout it.

Or write with a pencil lightly and then erase the part you filled in (alternatively don't fill in at all) and then you can resell them oop

It’s pretty common for books aimed at children. I think it’s because kids like being able to interact with it in that way

@@genericname8727 Yep, makes them feel like they’re involved

@@sunsetskye483 well it doesn’t make them feel like they are involved, they ARE quite literally involved

Good thing I’m not the only one who hates people who mess it up Your = possessions You’re = you are

It's just a word. She is still a teen.

Why is it such a big deal it's just an e

So? She probably doesn’t use that difference In her writing anyway! Does your 8 year old sister type with perfect grammar after having to go rehearse for videos for hours?

@@Sarawarawara- because no one uses the short form of you are (a very common phrase) and your (possession) ahaha, they’re so irrelevant, aren’t they?

- Pyrocynical, 2016

SaDVeC You could put that any Commentary channel

Me when its lunch at school lol

Did she say anything? If she did what?

@@cumsock107 there's a screenshot before the review where she calls James rude and a hater.

@@tarynestrada3760 lol thanks

Tbf getting the level of hate that she does for literally doing nothing wrong, you’d get pretty sick of it.

Khushi Lakhmani she’s a preteen how is it not hard to believe someone at that age would get salty? Preteens well just a few years past that are emotional af! Grow the fuck up and actually think about what your saying

Gabby Hannah called him fat. Well not really but she said that he's the type of person who enjoys chocolate

@@the_realraven8769 oof, how rude, I never liked her anyways

@@the_realraven8769 ah, insulting his looks because she has nothing better to say. Not at all what I expected of her /s

The biggest

@@the_realraven8769 She's just jealous that her flat ass would never be as thicc as papi james

I have found my people

Peeps is a candy reference like the rest though...

after 2006? oof

@@juruhime more like after 2009

@@GoaltoSubcriberswithoutavideoa both options are just kids

@@juruhime im like born on 2006..14 years old to be precise but the 'kids' one is kinda an insult.lolol.and i dont think adding z or s next to sentences is cool 😅 maybe just in general..idk.

420th like 😎

540th like 😎

743rd like 👁👄👁

834th like 😌

*I’m gonna ruin this pattern*

Lovely :)

Amazing

Thanks James

It was great lmao I wasn't expecting that it's better than most artists XD

Tnx

Mia Gadsby that happened to me surprisingly 🤣

I had the same thing 😂

Tik Tom is plaguing RU-vids adds at the moment

When her fans hit puberty

dan That’s never going to happen, you know that right... since she going to get more fans when the year passes by...

She’s technically 16

@@Alex-s_life That's the point, she's gonna completely ignore her own advice

She'll never grow up

Mark E Smith did it as well but he more sort of drunkenly slurred words out in a Manchester accent- But I mean same thing really right?

He was spittin

Right I was looking for this comment

The Jason derulo was so accurate

😤👏👏👏👏 slay

He made a better disstrack than Nick Cannon tbh and he wasn't even being serious

Jett Dominick DID YOU KNOW HES BILINGUAL TOO YEAH HES BILINGUAL YEAH DID YOU KNOW THAT I BET YOU DIDNT

@@bigguy-dd5qn trilingual actually

Dan McNair shit

@@bigguy-dd5qn lmao

Also it’s a degree from UCL that’s like literally in the top ten university’s in the uk just below Cambridge and Oxford basically 😅

Ah yes my favorite anime jojo siwa's bizarre adventure

Ikr!

If ur not a freak, then whenever you hear jojo you think about jojo siwa Makes sense

- Helo - damn u I spit out my hot chocolate all over a white pillow

- Helo - I liked this, then unliked it because the like count was at 69

@@doyoulikesoup5022 well just throw all the chocolate over the pillow until its all brown. problem solved, no need to thank me

WTF IS PEEPS

@@lijiang1342 it's a weird spongy candy shaped like a duckling.

James doesn't deserve that

Why would he need to see that clusterfuck

@@hhh-bu3qj neither does the fbi

*Tragedies

no let's not give him even more attention. that's part of the problem

WITHOUT A RESTRAINING ORDER PLEASE JaSoN dErUlO

@@stileslvrr8971 He's in your bed and I'm in your twitch chat

@@theonabailey7646 i- home home

@@degenerat9329 😶 what

@@theonabailey7646 wait- you don't get the reference I'm so sad ;-;

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

congrats :)

James Marriott hey James Marriott

@@JamesMarriott This is a pretty big reward for people who can finally use their brains

@@JamesMarriott Oh shit. We gotta counteract that. >:(

Bob Ross Break Down!

That was the shirt he wore? I was more focused on his “American” accent and his wig. But yeah, it was a pretty dark time.

How dare you, that was a truly blessed video

I'm glad I'm not the only crazy person that searched the mental catalog and went "oh my gods is that the Bob Ross Breakdown shirt?!?!?"

Why did I read this as Rob Boss, and then when I read it again and tried to correct myself I read it as Boss Rob, and then Ross Bob. Someone teach me how to read.

Yeah but you gotta say knee CAP

Don’t forget the snowmen for christmas

They have hearts for valentines

I’ve seen ghosts for Halloween 👻

How does he not know what peeps are?

Its also an abbreviation of people...

Wucken Fasted no she’s not 😂😂

Ngl thought you were joking. You in fact were not. Dear god.

honestly tho. I mean it's good to be self-confident but at this point she's just conceited and narcissistic

@@two5arin893 i know. at first she was a good example for kids but now she's being kind of spoiled and definitely NOT a good example

If Nickelodeon was paying me thousands and thousands of dollars I'll have a receding hair line to lol

Dr.JazzyBones PhD Same. Many are probably just jealous of the millions in her bank account. She’s already set for life, when she decides to retire. People say she dresses like a younger child. But she likes her clothes/clothing line... plus she might have to always wear the clothes and her hair like that (at least in public and on camera) to keep up her image.

𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸

JASON DERULO!!

Hason Jerulo

It just gave me flashbacks to Bo Burnham smuthering a child with their pillow in Repeat Stuff.

a banana same, it killed me 😂😂

lele? Im LaTiNa

I can confirm. Source: am Brazilian

@@larischoenfelder sim 😌✨

Jojo siwa is being forced to remain a little kid by her money loving mother and even though she's literally an adult now shes still wearing clothes for a toddler. If that's what she likes, then sure, but everything she does is so clearly forced and faked

SSslushii yeah she’s 16 but they make her seem like she is like 12 or 13 and she gets away with it because she’s short and has money.

Mr. Jelly she’s not short, she’s like 6 foot

Eleniya Kanfalk I just looked it up and she’s 5ft 9.

Mr. Jelly hunny, jojo is 5’9. that may be short compared to goliath, but not for the average human. lmao. but i agree w/ u on everything else.

unfunny format and you didn’t even do it correctly, -7 internet points

*oh*

Delete this

At least do it in the right format 😤

Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019, you deserve better

Wheres your heart and pin?? James we're all disappointed

Truly.

Let's make an exposed video on him

Ross Mallen 😂

Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019

@@midnightmist814 Naw it's good

No one: @@midnightmist814: "Oh just shut up."

I dont think we should get rid of the no one: format, but it didnt work here, you couldve just said: James: 3:56 Boomers: James, you can’t click on the book. You need to read it.

Jacob gang

Yes

I'm sorry lol

i’m the same age as her and i couldn’t even imagine acting like a toddler 🤢

Guys...

Yeah I mean even if she’s doing it for the money and publicity I’m sorry to say (and even though it might sound rude) it’s pretty pathetic.

Masika Kawaii ur probably so fun at parties arent ya

ellis anjali no, I’m not

Girl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

𝚒𝙼 𝚊 𝙵𝙻𝚘𝚠𝙴𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝙸𝚕𝙳

Enough with that

Sorry sarcasm isn’t very translatable though text 🤷🏻‍♀️

ʎᴉʞǝs

It was an account name Rewired Sole not Soul...

........jake paul has a book...

@@ladeanamerson2694 yeah. let that sink in..

I don’t like the idea that Jake Paul has a book

Oh god..

Megan Jones not funny

no one: 'no one' jokes: unfunny

James's dad: James: I'M TRILINGUAL

Can this shitty meme format die?

Zaddy Miegler

Maddy Zee-eggler

Mad Zebra

You’re all pricks

I want to die

No no no you see he talks like a wanker, buts hes funny so its cool

No no see he isnt the average British male... because hes trilingual

Ninja Bunny Productions I’ve been watching him for like a year or so, and i don’t even know what it means to him tbh.

Bob Ross breakdown shirt

Arianna Skye ohhhh nvm im just dumb

That was Bob Ross

6:13

Im your 500th like lol

Elfin Dreamer the most passive aggressive text everrr

600th liker no one askeb but anyway

@Raychle Bernoth She's the one who said it in that message to James, not me 🤷‍♀️

@Raychle Bernoth 2:01 "Your right none of my videos have reached half a million views in the last couple months"