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The real threat from Hierophant Green wouldn't be the emerald splash as it would do nothing to the tank but instead the stand getting all noodly and going inside the tank with you.
I’d argue that Trish has the same advantage against a tank as Secco. She doesn’t TURN HERSELF into rubber, she makes OTHER OBJECTS rubber. Like tank armor plating.
Willy: “If you’re losing to a falcon, I’m beating you with a missile coming out of my tank.” Also Willy: *admits that he would lose to that same falcon with a tank*
Objections: Iggy: sand goes inside the tank thought holes. Trish: makes tank barrel into rubber, when you try to fire it just expands like a balloon. Polpo: what about shadows *inside the tank?*
He seems to have forgotten that in addition to the main gun, each tank is equipped with several more anti-personnel machine guns. Well, the fact that the tank requires 3-4 people to control, although here I think it’s just an assumption that control comes with the power of thought
He doesn't realize Magicians Red can VAPORIZE steel. R.I.P Willy (edit: this also implies that Willy even knows how to operate a tank in any capacity.)
To be fair, if we are giving him the BIGGEST advantage possible and giving him an abrams, they are plated with depleted uranium. No idea how much more heat resistance it has, but i imagine its more than steel.
Alternatively for the next video- Which stands could you beat in a fight with hamon? Which stands could you beat in a fight with a random stand? (use a list randomizer and choose the top stand listed)
With Hol Horse and Mista you might lose since they both can control the projections of their bullets. Tanks always have gunner hatches, driver view ports, and the gun itself can all lead inside.
Bro, Silver Chariot without it's armor was so fast it could make people think there were multiple Silver Chariots. Polnareff could easily just slice up the tank. Also, that one move Magicians Red has (I think it's called crossfire hurricane) can send objects flying into the air. If the tank withstands the flames, it's still going to get flung up into the air, hit the ground, and boom, you're dead.
Bro Avdol can burn a bar to cinder in the blink of an eye. I'm pretty sure he could melt your tank shells midair and get closer and just melt the entire tank with you inside. You would just die.
@reio4641whose gonna tell you ignoring very vital parts of a characters ability renders the entire discussion obsolete even if it's Hur dur for fun Hur dur
Emperor's bullets are capable of being manipulated mid flight so Hol Horse could hide behind a rock and just keep on shooting. He could either focus fire on a single point and try to punch through or he could shoot bullets down the barrel of the tank and hit the ammo rack which would cause the tank to explode.
Man forgot that Jospeh can use hamon on hermit purple to transmit he can just electrocute you from inside the tank and doge around you by swinging around
Bro doesn’t know that basically every stand can slice and break the tank specially Polnareff and basically all of them are faster than light in term of scaling 💀
@@darthnader5745can it take being hit at the speed of light? IS IT AS STRONG AS DIAMOND? (when polnareffs stand fought star platinum even if it was buffed it needs to take diamond crushing power in order to not just die when star platinum hits it once)
@@jefeover945 his range is still short and he cant see where you are inside the tank so the only way is if he has insane luck and hits him in a vital spotfirst try because he only has one shot with his sword
Stand User: Willy Nordwrench Stand Name: Tank Park Salute Power: A Speed: D Durability: B Range: B Precision: C Potential: E Description: It's a tank. Just a tank.
also what type of tank is he using? because if we were to say ANY tank (that has been thought off IE. planned to be built in war) then the best choice for fire power and size, the best choice would the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. while it was never built and used, it is possible he can use it.
Iggy could just literally cover up the literal part where the missiles get fired and if you fire it then the tank is just gonna explode, pet shop would be too fast for a tank and is too small and there is the fact that he can just freeze the tank or the part where it fires which is definitely gonna just get you killed as he doesn’t need to go inside to kill you, he can suffocate you as the frozen tank won’t have a way to let air in and so after a good awhile your gonna suffocate
A few corrections with the list. Magicians Red can melt your tank easily. Echoes act 3's 3-freeze range is only 5 meters. Tanks can move faster than Highway Star (Highway Star has a top speed of 60 km/h not mph. 60 km/h is only around 37 mph, so your tank can out speed it.), most stands that have A-level speed are around light speed, meaning Spice Girl can make your tank shots rubbery and thus negate the power of them, you talked about characters who can bank shot but still think Mista loses despite being the best at bank shotting?
There's a tube in the tank, as long as Mista is hidden, he's gonna shoot six bullets(I can't say the actual stand name because of guidelines) and they'll change the bullets direction and destroy Willy
I feel like Silver Chariot has a good chance at winning when the armor comes off. It moved so fast that you couldn't see it and it was also holding Polnareff, so as long as Chariot is carrying his user, I think he can close the distance
Ways the people that Willy put in win could win Hermit Purple. Could make a map to find a hatch or possibly a weak spot The Fool: Filling the barrel with sand and protecting himself by making a dome Darby’s: trying to kill them with a tank would count as cheating and have you instantly lose your soul Death 13: Depends if you already knew the baby was the user Yukako: She could pick you up and slam you down multiple times Rat: firing through hatches and weapon barrels Stray cat: blocking weapon barrels or shooting through them
I have to say made in heaven would rather be a need a miracle because the tank and wat ever it shoot will also be accelerated because the only thing that isn’t accelerated are other human than Puccie so it is like if he had no speed but you had like really bad reflexes, still a need a miracle but not a death
Avdol can VAPORIZE STEEL MIDAIR. He said it to Jotaro in the first few episodes. You're screwed there bro. (Dead) Hierophant Green could burrow into the tank, maybe, but at least Emerald Splash does nothing (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) Iggy technically has no limit on his sand control. He can bury your tank in seconds if he wants, but if you don't START on sand, Iggy wont have a stand, so you cant say "ooh I start on a metal ship" because you're tryna fight the STAND. He is still a dog, but The Fool would be OP if you give him an inch. (Need Miracle) It's arguable that Hol Horse can shoot inside the barrel and bend it so it hits you. Think about it. Silver Chariot can move fast enough to make afterimages but Hol Horse's bullet curved around the sword at full speed. Nah, you'll need a miracle in that he would be too scared to try it. (Need Miracle) Ndoul can control water by sensing vibrations because he's blind but his other senses are maxed out. With how loud your tank would be, he could easily sense you while out of your tank's vision range, and seeing as Geb can take down a Helicopter, you'd be ripped up if you dont make a lucky shot at him. (Need Miracle) Unless you're horny enough to let her convince you, you won't be able to touch an outlet while in a tank. Plus, even if you did, she has to be really close to you for the magnetism to even be significant, and you could easily crush her if she was close by. Now you would win easily, but I have to account for horniness. (You're Favoured) Crazy Diamond is nowhere near as strong as Star Platinum but he is fast as hell. Still, it's a close range stand so... (Need Miracle) If you liked JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, you'd like Rohan's manga on-sight. He can't touch you, but once you see it, its GG. Then again, he'd be far away for his safety, and it's gonna be hard to see from that far. (You're Favoured) Ok, For Kira's First Bomb, he has to touch you or the tank to surefire kill you. Otherwise he can throw rocks like grenades, which can indeed do damage but he's a midde aged man. He'd have to be a little close to throw near the tank and you could shoot him. (You're Favoured) For Kira's Second Bomb, its over. He doesn't have to be near you to use it, it can just sense the heat of the tank's engine and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE. (Dead) For Kira's Third Bomb, it won't even activate. From what I understand, it needs a "witness" to work, and if you two are alone, nothing will work (Win) So, averaging out the values, you need to PRAY he doesn't use Sheer Heart Attack. Otherwise, you slam. (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) GE (No Requiem) has the damage frogs but that's mostly it. He could also plant a tree but he needs to throw it or something. (You're Favoured) GER... (Dead) Aerosmith's bombs and bullets are legit. How could you make the flying argument for Pet Shop but not for Aerosmith? The tank's carbon emmisions mean that the plane can sense you without Narancia being there. (Need Miracle) Mista... Just look at what i said for Hol Horse and remove the part about cowardice. Even if he misses, Sex Pistols wil make sure it enters the barrel. Hell, one can be inside waiting to direct it at your balls. Better hope he only has 4 bullets. (Need Miracle) How would you even fight Black Sabbath? Ok, let's assume you let the flame go out... You'd be in the shadowy cockpit of the tank, bro. I mean, maybe you have the will to make your own stand, but you dont even have the will to withstand Mariah, let's be honest (Need Miracle)
It's important to note that she's ranking Stands, not Stand Users he could beat. If some random Jojo-schmo had Hermit Purple, you could obliterate them with a tank, no question. Fighting *Joesph Joester* armed with Hermit purple, when he's still a cool 60 years old? That's rougher. I don't like those odds.
You don't lose to made in heaven because he'd just dodge it... you'd lose to made in heaven because you wouldn't even be capable of using the tank due to how fast time was moving.
Your dying if you fight polnareff withput armor.Your basically fighting 8 stands at once and stray cat can just condense the air around it and take no explosion damage.
I feel like the only way Anne would beat Willy is if she snuck into the tank and stabbing him with that pocket knife she carries, but that would be a miracle in it of itself since he would probably yeet her off.
what is joseph gonna do? Joesph: NIGERUNDAYOOOOO also joseph: U FELL FOR IT. *clogs the tank's missile devilvery system and makes the tank blow up* ggs
Ways People Willy put in Win could win part 2: including I’m favored Mista: Ricochets bullets Into the barrel leading to you Pollnareff: Taking off armor to quickly slice up your tank Abbachio: could replay an engineer dismantling the tank? Avdol: burning from the inside or outside since it can melt steel( PS AC won’t stop that Willy) Trish: Turning each tank shell or bullet to into a soft one eventually turning your weapons soft Emperor: same as Mista Polpo: attacks from shadow inside tank, also damage to Black Sabbath will not be transmitted to Polpo N’Doul: Crawl through open areas like hatchs and attack F.F: shooting in plankton inside to attack you Narancia: fires inside and targets fuel do to oxygen Coco Jumbo: could put you in the room Grateful Dead: Unless AC could save you get turned to old, it has also been shown to be quite strong Not to mention almost all of these stand can just phase through the tank
0:34 he can see the stands. He has the stand ,, EGAL ,, from the German musician Michael Wendler and his ability is to see stands and know about them because of a series he watched. So unlike other stand users, he knows what’s coming for him. His stand has no physical appearance other than to be his left kidney. It can’t attack or something. It’s just there. And if this stand is hit then it damages only his left kidney
If kira doesn't have stray cat in him that he can not fight at a distance, sheer heart attack is a normal explosion and the tank is resistant to it, he is not getting a instant death bomb anywhere near you before the tank takes him out
Mista could technically shoot from a far as long as six bullet (I won't say the actual name because of the guidelines) kicks the bullet into the tanks missile hole, the stand can literally change the direction of the shot which kills you
well, not only are you unable to see a LOT of the stands, but you're also completely unable to TOUCH alot of the stands too what would almost always happen is that the stands phase through your tank and kill you to death
The orangutang isn’t limited to the ship, his stand just fuses with any object (and possibly upgrades it? Cause the ship turns into a row boat after he is defeated)
I like how modern Tank Cannons have a range of like, a mile or more, meaning you couod have jusr blown up everyone exceot Diavolo and Shigechi without them even seeing you
Bruh magician red could melt steel bars in an instant if he wanted too according to avdul in the battle against jotaro so i think you will get melted from inside the tank very quickly so you might need a miracle to survive magician red
this one was good but next time give urself an automatic stand remover that kills every stand user with no cd and inf range that would be fair i think also it will work automatically yeah thats gonna be fair 100% legit
