Joker's Thoughts on Marriage | Persona 5 Royal 

All girls : *blushes* Sojiro: *HOO BOY*

Everyone:"ren's opinions on marriage hee hee" Yusuke:"btw I'm starving"

Yusuke really be out here like "I can't even afford food, why would I be thinking of a wedding?"

Futaba: m-m- Marriage? Joker: why do I hear boss music..? Sojiro:

Futaba: M-m- Marriage?! Sojiro: you've hooed your last boy

I swear yusuke is always like I'm hungry

Makoto: I'm in love Ann: I'm in love Haru: I'm in love Futaba: I'm in love Yusuke: *I'm hungry*

Ann reacts Sojiro : hoo boy Haru reacts Sojiro : hoo boy Makoto reacts Sojiro : hoo boy Futaba reacts Sojiro : *starts humming rivers in the dessert*

Joker: Of course I want to get married. Three Girls: **blushes** Sojiro: haha harem boy Futaba: **also blushes** Sojiro: **lawnmower noises**

Futaba: M-M-M-Marriage? Sojiro:**Loads shotgun with malicious intent**

Joker: Yea i plan on getting married. The girls: Wow, is that so? :) Kasumi 20 miles away: *INTERESTING*

Should have been a 4th option that's like "Ryuji! this is so sudden..."

One of the options should have been "Are you confessing?"

Later on, all these girls will regret trying to know Ren’s views on marriage. That fateful day, 2/14. Truly a tragic day.

"Well, man, Marriage is alright and all. But I'm not really interested in it. I mean, I'm dating my Homeroom Teacher, a Crappy Doctor, a Reporter, terrible Fortune Teller, my Peers, and taking Kids who are basically Gods on dates." Ryuji: Same

Futaba: M-M-M Marriage!? Sojiro: (Cocks the shotgun) Welcome to the family, Son!

1:31 Ann: Oh yeah, Dism’s good at studying. I feel kind of betrayed Dism: Uhhh yeah yep thats me am good at studying *Knowledge Rank 1*

Joker marries Futaba: sojiro loads his shotgun Joker marries Ann: morgona sharpens his claws Joker marries Makoto: Sae takes him to court Joker marries Haru: Okumura .... oh wait

Everyone: Marriage Yusuke: hungri

I was only dating Makoto when I got this scene and laughed out loud at her line reading of “Oh come on”. God bless Cherami Leigh.

Makoto's reaction to "that's a secret" is just a mixture of irritated and pissed off and I love it.

These girls must be dehydrated because the thirst is all too noticeable.

*Kasumi in a distance* yes yes yes YES

Joker:Of course im interested in marriage Kasumi out of no where: *HI SENPAI*

For those who think that relationships aren't acknowledged in the main story scenes, this is the closest thing possible without having too many story branches and canon debate. The MC and their lover keep it hush hush and react subtly. The others at best will suspect something is up but choose to not delve deep as they don't want to change the status quo and they'll feel like it's not their business to pry, it's what some couples in Japan are like with intimacy. Pretty closet compared to the West where to them we come across as shameless. Gameplay wise in P4G and P3P, they had social links acknowledged only during random chats to non active party members in the dungeons.

Three girls: *blush* Sojiro: *h o o b o y* Futaba: m-m-m-marriage? Akira: I feel a murderous intent!

Ryuji: "Do you want to get married, Joker?" Joker: "BRUH. Why do you have to ask me that NOW?!" Yusuke: "Feed me."

i wonder if yoshizawa was there would she turn into a tomato in front of everyone?

Feed Yusuke!

Yusuke of the “starving artist” arcana

Makoto: Really? (Blushes) Sojiro: Hoo boy. Haru: Dism-kun... (Blushes) Sojiro: *Hoo boy!* Ann: I see... (Blushes) Sojiro: *H O O B O Y ! ! !* Futaba: M-m-m-marriage? (Blushes) Sojiro: *(cocks shotgun) Say that again, please.*

I guess Joker's mind about the girls reacting about his marriage choices are: 1. Why are you ladies looking at me that way...? 2. What's up with those Stare of dissapointment...? 3. Why are you girls so interested if I want to get married?

I dont see why Joker doesn't have voice lines. He's clearly his own character even with personal tweaks and choices

I love how Ann and Ryuji are equally terrible students and they never get good at it. So damn relatable.

The pure disappointment in Makoto's voice when she says "Oh, come on"

Morgana: "Don't worry, Lady Ann, even if you fail I'll--" Makoto: *"CUCK THE CAT"*

Joker: Of course I want to get married. Every girl you have a romantic social link with: 👁👄👁

3:18 it was at this point that no one noticed the protagonist was actually accepting ryuji's offer

The line that got me most was that "Oh, come on" from Makoto. Brilliant.

joker: i wanna get married... all the girls: 😳 joker's thoughts: akechi......

Ren: "yeah marriage is cool I gues. Whatever." The girls: "oooooh ;) I see" Yusuke: *Starving Ethiopian Child Noises*

just started studying and they already get a break? lol

4:40 probably the most realistic line in history

Ryuji: what are your thoughts on marriage? Joker: I never thought about it Every girl in the room: *now listen here you little shi-*

My first playthrough I was dating everyone at the table and answered “It’s a secret” here and that’s when I began sweating for the first time immediately after.

I’m surprised Kasumi didn’t come out from her hiding spot blushing

Futaba: *blushes* Sojiro: *appears next to Akira* Hey... *Life will change starts playing* Sojiro: Coffee good for you? Akira: *starts sweating*

Ryuji: Do you want to get married. The girls: *It's time* Yusuke: Im fricking starving

Meanwhile in the velvet room Caroline:blushes Justine: blushes Justine Caroline do you sense a disturbance Caroline: I’m not sure why but I have a feeling jokers going to get his butt kicked tomorrow

You'd think it would be suspicious when all the girls react the way they do to Joker

What if Ryuji asked him if he wants Joker to marry him? Ryuji:Yo,you wanna get married Joker? Joker: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!

Me in 2017: Better if they were voiced. Atlus: I GOTCHU FAM!

Imagine Sojiro faintly saying hoo boi after the 1st option.

Ryuji: Do you wanna get married? Ren: You can't ask me that without a ring. Ryuji: No, I mean like... In general. Ren: Oh. Ren: Never thought about it.

The way Futaba stammers on the word "marriage" makes me love her even more.

5:02. You know what sucks even more, Morgana? The fact that the entire day gets skipped, whenever there are Exams.

Makoto: "This affects you too, Kurusu-kun." Akira: "Don't worry! I have my knowledge already maxed and my laptop right next to me!"

JOker: Of course i want get married Haru, Ann and Makoto *Blushing supreme* Sumire : NOTICE ME SEMPAI! Sojiro: H O O B O Y ! Lavenza: so forward *Blushing* Futaba: *blushing* *Sojiro loads a shotgun*

Joker: *Says no to marriage* Haru: "Yeah... We're still in high school after all" Also Haru: *About to marry a guy but gets saved by Joker*

Sometimes hearing Yusuke talk about being hungry makes me wish you can just periodically go do the guys grocery shopping. I mean come on how much money do you make in a single Momentos run? There's no reason why Ren can't just be like "alright it's the beginning of the month Yusuke let's go get your groceries".

Damn all these girls become in love enough that there already open for the idea of marriage if you romance I love the lack of awareness they have for the fact they dont question why say from makoto pov why futaba haru and ann seem flustered when he answer the question lol

Joker: it’s a secret Haru: What do you mean...? Joker: 😨😰 Moral of the story..Haru is scary answer carefully my son

Joker: yeah, I want to get married The entire gang: HOO BOY

Joker out here with a harem while Yusuke is struggling to put food on the table

When Ryuji just abruptly said “Do you wanna get married” it sounded like he was proposing to joker

The sheer amount of extra voice acting they did for Royal shows their dedication

I love Sojiro's progression from "this damn punk and his friends" to "glad to see you all, make yourselves at home"

Sojiro knows what's up when joker answers that question XD

So, no change from the Vanilla version. Except the voices, of course.

Girls: *upset that joker is keeping a secret about thoughts on marriage* Boys: *H U N G R Y*

Joker: Well of course I'll get merry!! IsNt tHAt RiGth YuSuUKe and RyUji? Makoto: YOU WHAT?! Haru: You better start preaying Ann: Wait are you serious?! Futaba: I knew it Sojiro: ohh boy!

Joker marrying Haru would be like going to his parents' house and saying. Joker: dad... mom... remember i was on probation? Well ... I'm over that annnnd I'm going to marry a pretty millionaire girl. Morgana: Wow looking cool Joker!

Joker: "Of course I wanna get married someday." Akechi in hiding miles away: _"M-my knees... Why are they suddenly shaking..."_

Ryuji: Marriage, huh…do you want to get married, Dism? Dism: I thought you’d never ask, Ryuji. Makoto: Are you serious?! (takes out shotgun) Haru: That is the worst! (takes out shotgun) Ann: I can’t believe I ever-! (takes out shotgun) Futaba: ~glaaaaare~ (takes out Sojiro’s shotgun) Sokoto: Hoo boy. (runs for his bunker) Yusuke: Can I still bring up that I’m starving?

Yusuke is a mood ngl XD FOOD BEFORE LOVE

1:58 *Ren:* Ugh... Don’t remind me. (Thinks about Akechi.)

All the girls: *Blushes* Ryuji and Yusuke: The hell, why does nobody have a thing for us?

WHY WASNT AN OPTION OF "Yeah, to you." RYUJII WORDED IT LIKE "Wanna get married?" I KNOW THAT ISNT WHAT HE MEANT BUT STILL

No wonder the girls blushed; They really shipped Ryuji with Joker after Ryuji asked him if they should get married

Yusuke: “Yeah that’s cool but what will I be eating?”

Ren: Of course I want to marry... Futaba: *Blushes* Sojiro: Hey Ren, want to try my new coffee mixture? It’s lead flavored... *Pumps shotgun he grabbed under the counter*

Joker: of course I wanna get married The four girls: *flustered "could it be me?"* Joker, internally: man that doctor was hot

Thanks for being us all back to earth Yusuke

Kinda wish they somehow squeezed Kasumi in this too. Maybe have her already come in first to study with Joker before the rest arrive? So that they’re all gathered. Yeah I know her confidant levels aren’t high enough at this point in the game for a romantic reaction, but it wouldn’t hurt to have a little tease on her thoughts either way.

Kazumi busting down the door: *DID I HEARD MARRIAAAAAAAGE?*

Haru: betrayed seems a bit much Joker: *dates everyone* Me: betrayed is accurate I think

I want the option to hear the older women's opinion on this. But I'm glad this is now voiced. :D

I kinda wish we could see Kasumi’s reaction to that question.

Ann's is my favorite, its so cute. Either way I love that they respond to your answer its so great, and now that its voiced in Royal makes it so much better.

Dear Sojiro, Please don't kill me. Thank you. ----Akira/Ren

Futaba: Sojiro? What are you doing with that shotgun? Sojiro: I just wanna have a chat with Ren? *continues to load shotgun*

Why wasnt there an, "I do, Ryuji." option?!

I like how Ryuji says "Don't be so cold!" to Yusuke while Yusuke has Bufu/Ice skills. Maybe it wasn't intentional but I really laughed to that somehow.

Futaba: Marriage!? Sojiro: Spits coffee loudly

Joker: Of course I wanna get married. Futaba: (has reaction) Sojiro: ......... Joker: [I sense a murderous intent...]

I kind of feel bad for Sojiro, he never got to do normal things like get married and have kids. Just hide away in his cafe from Shido.

I swear I thought Ryuji was proposing to me at first

Everyone: *SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ON MARRIAGE HMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm* Protagonist: Uhh I've never thought about that. Yusuke: *It doesn't matter, I'm hungry*

Joker : I never thought of marriage All girls: *sad girl noises*

Day of reckoning is about to happen, yusuke: btw I don’t have anything to eat tomorrow