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Ellen found some footage of the Pope cracking a joke to his audience. Looks like he's on his way to a promising standup career.

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@MrMeKoko
@MrMeKoko 10 лет назад
The sad part of this video is that most people even don't know that the subtitles after the mother in law joke were fake.
@HatimERrbibi
@HatimERrbibi 10 лет назад
scrolling through the comments I realized you're right... seriously guys?
@marloh5430
@marloh5430 10 лет назад
So who meddled with the subtitles, do you think ?
@hollystanislawski5680
@hollystanislawski5680 7 лет назад
MrRayCivez I know some Spanish and even though he was speaking Italian, I believe, I could tell what he was saying wasn't what was written on the bottom of the screen
@angelaweston608
@angelaweston608 7 лет назад
MrRayCivez I think everyone understood that,..."that" was the joke. As if one really expected the Pope to continue joking. You really don't get the humor.
@matteooggioni7909
@matteooggioni7909 7 лет назад
MrRayCivez no it wasn't fake (I'm italian)
@ariannacavagnoli5405
@ariannacavagnoli5405 10 лет назад
I am Italian so I understand what he says. The worst thing is that I am reading the subs, I'm listening to something completely different and I'm tying to understand both at the same time... -.-'
@angeliquerossau
@angeliquerossau 10 лет назад
Why did you even bother, this is just stupid.
@ariannacavagnoli5405
@ariannacavagnoli5405 10 лет назад
I know, trust me ;) It's "an experiment" :D
@Dnnyt
@Dnnyt 10 лет назад
I feel you. Italian here :)
@kikinha90hn
@kikinha90hn 10 лет назад
same here xD but i'm swiss
@vangel99
@vangel99 10 лет назад
Well it must have been a mindfuck :)
@patrickmp07
@patrickmp07 9 лет назад
What do you call a person that can only speak one language? AMERICAN
@SuperSimpleasthat
@SuperSimpleasthat 9 лет назад
Russian
@EmiOkInt
@EmiOkInt 8 лет назад
+Patricio Mateluna Normally the Latin American people can speak two or more language.
@InamberI
@InamberI 8 лет назад
+Emz Exactly. Castilian, Spanish, Uruguayan, Mexican, Colombian, etc. IN YOUR FACE, AMERICAN!
@carlsong6438
@carlsong6438 8 лет назад
The irony is that you think you can speak English
@patrickmp07
@patrickmp07 8 лет назад
+carlsong643 and french ;)
@JayminiB
@JayminiB 10 лет назад
I'm Italian and this is hilarious because he's saying something completely different each time :) unfortunatelt no, the subs don't correspond with what he seems to be saying!
@marloh5430
@marloh5430 10 лет назад
JayminiB, what is the pope saying ?
@clexamemori7127
@clexamemori7127 6 лет назад
he did say the bit about the perfect mother in law though.
@Anjism
@Anjism 6 лет назад
What did the pope really say?
@letsrecordthenumberofsubsc2406
@letsrecordthenumberofsubsc2406 4 года назад
Mar Loh he was speaking about family
@cocteauphp5425
@cocteauphp5425 4 года назад
Personnally, I"m french and even if I don't speak italian (and I want to!), I've clearly understood that the second joke and the real speech from Pope Francis wasn't the same.
@nopiensomadurar
@nopiensomadurar 10 лет назад
He only sais the first joke, but nothing else... the rest is edited
@ge0rgi0
@ge0rgi0 10 лет назад
thanks sherlock
@tyroneloki5131
@tyroneloki5131 10 лет назад
yah thanks....coz i dont speak italian
@DarkWillUser
@DarkWillUser 10 лет назад
Yes, yes we know. This is Ellen for God's Sake. Is this your first visit to planet Earth? Well, please enjoy your stay.
@jayrayjayme
@jayrayjayme 10 лет назад
No shit Sherlock!
@yinyang4537
@yinyang4537 10 лет назад
DarkWillUser many people live on the planet earth, some are very good people and they don't have any idea of who Ellen is. I didn't know Ellen was God...sorry your majesty. I'ts a pity that you watch Ellen and you don't understand what compassion is or what really means "be kind to one another"...Hey do you know that there are people that don't have even a pc? Do you that there is a volunteer doctor who is saving lives in a war zone in this moment while you are safely hiding behind your screen and he doesn't have a f.....g idea of who Ellen is?
@alessia2859
@alessia2859 8 лет назад
the actual speech (not the fake one in the subtitles) was so sweet tho. he's a really good guy♥︎
@ella-bh5py
@ella-bh5py 4 года назад
I would like to see the real one :)
@MsLucy4ever
@MsLucy4ever 4 года назад
@@ella-bh5py He says "Because the daily love of the spouses is the bread, the true bread of the soul, to go forward ... sometimes it is hard, it is very difficult to make peace ... always remember, do not end the day without making peace . Once in Sarta Marta, I was with some spouses who were in their 50th wedding anniversary, and I asked them "who endured whom?"... and they looked each other, looked at me, and said "both of us""
@ella-bh5py
@ella-bh5py 4 года назад
Beautiful.. Thank you very much
@a_moniakk1668
@a_moniakk1668 3 года назад
P
@Mateus01234
@Mateus01234 2 года назад
he's one of the greatest heretic man from the catholic church
@nsstv
@nsstv 10 лет назад
This is not that funny when you understand Italian... lol
@encanta411
@encanta411 10 лет назад
I agree. Ignorance is bliss in this case!
@marloh5430
@marloh5430 10 лет назад
nTV, puh-lease translate these jokes into English......
@DerDarge
@DerDarge 10 лет назад
Mar Loh Well first translation is correct, second time he says: love is like the daily bread...
@FlashCue
@FlashCue 9 лет назад
Misleading subs eh?
@aarenrojas5646
@aarenrojas5646 9 лет назад
I speak spanish and I got that the subs were messed up XD
@CoolTrainerMason
@CoolTrainerMason 10 лет назад
i'm not even religious and the pope is fucking awesome hahahaha
@Praisencito
@Praisencito 10 лет назад
Argentina for the win!
@donkey3409
@donkey3409 10 лет назад
Agustin J Plus Argentina has MESSI !!! TOTAL FTW !!!
@TheColormemad
@TheColormemad 10 лет назад
Vamos Argentinaaa!! :) Haha this guy is amazing
@advancedplacement1
@advancedplacement1 10 лет назад
Mason, he wasn't actually saying those things...
@Praisencito
@Praisencito 10 лет назад
Alex Principino he probably knows
@ArtificialPerson
@ArtificialPerson 10 лет назад
I had to watch it twice. The first time I listened to what he was really saying, then I realized the joke was on the "translations" lol
@FERIAN93
@FERIAN93 9 лет назад
Me too XD
@Josefinag113
@Josefinag113 10 лет назад
He lived in my neighborhood, he was the best, he even used to take the subway, I saw him there a couple of times :) Bergoglio all the way
@marykelly8408
@marykelly8408 3 года назад
Josefina This demon is the FALSE PROPHET!!! Read your Bible.
@stanmarsh4468
@stanmarsh4468 2 года назад
@@marykelly8408 No empieces con Tus Idolatrias. Si te eligieran pontífice a Ti ya no serías un Falso profeta o no?
@sisterdaisymsc8022
@sisterdaisymsc8022 2 года назад
One of the best comments. God bless Pope Francis
@th3queenB09
@th3queenB09 10 лет назад
Either some of the people commenting don't watch ellen on the regular or just can't take a joke. I mean DUH we know he's not really saying that! Ellen does this all the time! It's for fun you know " HAHA" not to be taken seriously. I don't even speak Italian but I do have common sense and I knew the second clip was fake and just for fun.
@marloh5430
@marloh5430 10 лет назад
Thanks Brittanie for explaining. As much as freedom of speech is a common right in the industrialized countries, such as the United States of America, there are many countries and people still silenced and therefore suspicious of any remarks targetting their leaders (and be it religious ones) and the belief that is upheld by them (like a flag) for the masses. I love Ellen, I only wish that she can meet the pope in person and learns something in return of him, since the pope would probably not go about making fake jokes in her name, let alone videos showing Ellen and manipulating her words or the Italian( or other language...) translation. Peace.
@angelaweston608
@angelaweston608 7 лет назад
Mar Loh Wow, you can't be serious. It's a simple harmless joke & doesn't need to be dissected to that level!
@pavanmusb1983
@pavanmusb1983 4 года назад
But I see people judge the pope as if he said so. In that case, how can you take it?
@MrsGyorgyna
@MrsGyorgyna 10 лет назад
In the second part He says: because the daily love of the wofe is the real bread of the souls, to go on... When a memory is cold and hard it is harder too to make peace, so never end the day before to have made peace (eoth someone)...at Santa Marta (where He lives) I meet couples of 50 years and i ask them "who tolerate who?"..the look at eachother,then look at me and answer "both"
@burningcalmness
@burningcalmness 4 года назад
Thank you for the interpretation... Wonderful words for couples
@chanodyaweerasinghe8788
@chanodyaweerasinghe8788 3 года назад
Thank youu
@senpavo2069
@senpavo2069 8 лет назад
I'm Italian, the first part was actually correct, but then they just had fun translating lol
@TheDydMarty
@TheDydMarty 10 лет назад
in the second part he says: "Because a married couple's daily love to each other is like bread, the real bread of the soul that they need to carry on. If it's cold and hard, it is more difficult to make peace. Remember, never go to bed at night without making peace first. At St. Marta's day, to the old people who are celebrating 50 years together, I ask the question "Who had to put up with the other?", and it's very nice to see that all of them look at each other, they look at me, and then say "Well, both of us!".
@sisterdaisymsc8022
@sisterdaisymsc8022 2 года назад
This is the correct translation of the Italian. But as usual Ellen wanted to be funny and she got is all in her own translation so the translated subtitles are Ellens words not the Pope.
@jenny199627
@jenny199627 10 лет назад
Oh my gosh guys, yeah the second part of the translation isn't correct.. But it's part of the joke, just chillax!
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
Like hell we relax, That is why Catholics can be made fun of, we remain bloody quiet all tyhe time and people like trash take the "miff" out of us. but we never downed office building down
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
Subject endedd
@viajeromercado2460
@viajeromercado2460 10 лет назад
You're so cute
@naaley84
@naaley84 10 лет назад
my Pope! love him
@sebaspaz0103
@sebaspaz0103 9 лет назад
I speak Italian and all that was being translated was completely wrong....
@mellyru7289
@mellyru7289 9 лет назад
sebaspaz0103 You say? Ma davvero? Era fatto apposta, si capiva... su
@sebaspaz0103
@sebaspaz0103 9 лет назад
Marco Ronchetti lol of course I know that.... But it wasn't funny
@TheTeenageDreamer
@TheTeenageDreamer 8 лет назад
+sebaspaz0103 ahah io all'inizio non ho letto i sottotitoli, quindi non capivo cosa ci fosse di divertente :'D
@w8lifter201
@w8lifter201 8 лет назад
+sebaspaz0103 Moron..
@CrazieTrayzie
@CrazieTrayzie 8 лет назад
+sebaspaz0103 you realise it was only a joke. And i think it was light hearted humour. don't need to take things so seriously, lifes too short. BLESSINGS
@dee62383
@dee62383 10 лет назад
The Pope is adorable!
@marykelly8408
@marykelly8408 3 года назад
Deanna and you are so confused.
@DeannaBrownlee
@DeannaBrownlee 3 года назад
@@marykelly8408 okay then.
@nathanknight1372
@nathanknight1372 2 года назад
"I'll say."
@BecxKK
@BecxKK 8 лет назад
Be honest. If the pope saw this, he'd laugh.
@davidmehnert6206
@davidmehnert6206 6 лет назад
Absolutely!
@gabrieljosemaria
@gabrieljosemaria 2 года назад
Given the humbleness our pope has, yeah he will laugh just like most of us do
@monicamattarollo933
@monicamattarollo933 10 лет назад
I laughed at the captions but I could understand most of what he was saying xD
10 лет назад
To be honest I think it was well done with the pauses and everything. It didn't fool me because Italian is one of the five languages I know but it was nicely edited.
@ohitsdaniella
@ohitsdaniella 9 лет назад
We have the best pope!
@InsektangMottakaw
@InsektangMottakaw 9 лет назад
Gnsd45 lol nigga you high? pretty sure you're high
@Gnsd45
@Gnsd45 9 лет назад
Apparently the guys at the international common law court of justice in Brussels are high as fuck too, among with the 50 eye witnesses testifying to this. If you think though that he is the person he portrays to be you must be not high but unbelievably stupid.
@InsektangMottakaw
@InsektangMottakaw 9 лет назад
Whatever bitterness or struggles you're going through in your life right now that's causing this saltyness of yours to spill, I pray for your soul bruv
@Gnsd45
@Gnsd45 9 лет назад
***** Oh yeah, the Catholic Church serves God and there must be something wrong with me personally to believe otherwise. Then tell me, you who has seen the light of truth from that dogma, how do you explain them being in good terms with the Nazis? There are plenty of evidence that uncover this bastards with what they trully are, instead of praying for me go and take a closer look at the possibility that this is all an act. Your God may or may not exist but if he indeed does he is not represented by them. If you want me to believe otherwise at least explain the case at the court in Brussels.
@slayinputangg
@slayinputangg 9 лет назад
ohitsdaniella You have the only pope...lol
@christinacarrasquillo2902
@christinacarrasquillo2902 6 лет назад
I’m cracking up and sounds like my mother in the tank and Mark asking the Pope for serious prayers hahahahaha
@cosoletg21
@cosoletg21 8 лет назад
Omg I'm Italian but this is still funny
@trilingual28
@trilingual28 10 лет назад
Say what you want about the Catholic church - this guy is incredible and kind and hilarious! Since when have we had a pope who met those characteristics?!
@albertogonzalez1523
@albertogonzalez1523 7 лет назад
RESPCT THE POPE!! RESPECT THE FAMILY!! RESPECT GOD AND HIS LAWS!!!
@nanipicci
@nanipicci 10 лет назад
ahahahaah this is HILARIOUS!!! I saw the video twice, the first time i didn't read the subtitels, because I'm italian, and I tought "why the hell is everybody laughing?". Then, I read them...
@blonded0532
@blonded0532 4 года назад
I demand a pope stand up Netflix special or I will RIOT
@jafs65
@jafs65 8 лет назад
Yup Bergoglio rocks! always was my fav when he was a cardinal here in Argentina.
@juaniandreoli2669
@juaniandreoli2669 6 лет назад
jafs65 igual son falsos los subtitulos jajaja solamente la primera parte esta bien
@NightOwl_30
@NightOwl_30 10 лет назад
Just so you guys know, he didn't say any of that in the second clip,
@missoliwia1
@missoliwia1 10 лет назад
what did he say?
@davidpausini1269
@davidpausini1269 9 лет назад
Ellen! Come on! Some of us actually speak Italian... Although the parts you chose are very heart warming.
@DominicGreen432
@DominicGreen432 10 лет назад
He's so funny! Did you know that the pope really likes cats? I read somewhere that he is a CAToholic
@yoyojojo6205
@yoyojojo6205 10 лет назад
:DD
@SweetIntentions86
@SweetIntentions86 10 лет назад
XD
@Ahmad-by3kw
@Ahmad-by3kw 6 лет назад
Stop
@marcoatienza8884
@marcoatienza8884 6 лет назад
That's not funny
@Ahmad-by3kw
@Ahmad-by3kw 6 лет назад
It is funny
@Josefinag113
@Josefinag113 10 лет назад
VAMOS ARGENTINA LPM! Bergoglio sos lo masssss
@textmachine09
@textmachine09 9 лет назад
as funny as the joke he said during his mass in the manila cathedral when he visited us pope: do you love me? crowd: yesssss! pope: well thank you very much
@carolegrant2537
@carolegrant2537 3 года назад
Keep them coming Iris your jokes are great
@Davelichtauthor2451
@Davelichtauthor2451 10 лет назад
ALRIGHT BUFFALO! Hope show meant Buffalo, New York.
@adelbasso
@adelbasso 10 лет назад
First part was funny, second part, as an Italian, he was not actually saying what was subtitled! Still was quite funny!!! Love u Ellen x
@danielacastaneda1
@danielacastaneda1 10 лет назад
That was the joke...
@taniac.4149
@taniac.4149 10 лет назад
OMG. I'm italian and at first I didn't read the subs. Then I realised why I wasn't laughing XD
@rommel1784
@rommel1784 4 года назад
Tania C. Ciao bella
@juliefreddie
@juliefreddie 10 лет назад
Vedo più spesso il Papa all'Ellen Show rispetto alle TV italiane (... forse perchè cambio canale!) Grazie Ellen per tenermi aggiornata! :-)
@Mongalz
@Mongalz 9 лет назад
Buahahahah i'm italian, i was listening to the pope without paying attention to the subs! Ahahahah nice touch Ellen! :D
@Ninasamuelronald
@Ninasamuelronald 10 лет назад
Not really impressed with jokes about any religion, but Ellen makes everything look 'good' funny. Even less impressed by the people who can't use their common sense to realise that after the mother-in-law joke the rest was fake.
@marloh5430
@marloh5430 10 лет назад
Oh, really ? So, what did the pope say then ?
@marloh5430
@marloh5430 10 лет назад
Alex Woozworld I believe it has to do with the fact that there is a common no-no /prejudice/assumption/superstition that the mother-in-law (strangely NOT the father-in-law!!??) is an evil person, a wicked one so to speak.....
@estellagutierrez795
@estellagutierrez795 4 года назад
Just laugh 😂
@mtteo99
@mtteo99 7 лет назад
the funniest thing is watching the italians in the comments
@yellina86
@yellina86 10 лет назад
italians who can't get tired of pointing out the joke part XD
@Sochilinda
@Sochilinda 10 лет назад
wow, it was really heard to hear him speak italian and read in english, specially because both were completely different things, haha. I had to focus more on him talking since I understood everything. haha
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
Jacky Gonzalez It was NOT a true translation. it was a silly, stupd "fun"
@Sochilinda
@Sochilinda 10 лет назад
Well, yeah, that's kind of obvious ;)
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
She was telling a lot of runnish. SDo what is new?
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
***** you are facelless buddy.
@ezinwanwakama5057
@ezinwanwakama5057 10 лет назад
He makes me proud to be a Catholic!
@EmylinJeen
@EmylinJeen 10 лет назад
love it love it love it !
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 6 лет назад
Lol the Pope was poppin' 🤣
@layala71
@layala71 10 лет назад
I really like this pope he's so down earth someone I could look up too!
@bodecaesemaeker4401
@bodecaesemaeker4401 8 лет назад
to all the butthurt Italians in the comments: the whole point of the joke was that the subtitles aren't what he's saying to make it look like he was making those jokes. please calm down. ( not trying to be mean btw)
@Miss_Wonderful1
@Miss_Wonderful1 7 лет назад
Oh, I'm Italian and I find this so funny lol In reality, the Pope often makes truly mean and disparaging statements; if only he joked like that!
@diuxD
@diuxD 10 лет назад
I'm Italian, and the translation isn't right. It's funny anyway. So calm down people.
@TheMarijule
@TheMarijule 4 года назад
Hahaha I watched The Two Popes and he is very funny there and I know it’s just a script but it represents his funny personality 😄
@applefan2151
@applefan2151 7 лет назад
Laughing is indeed the best feeling ever.
@LouiseAdores21
@LouiseAdores21 10 лет назад
my extraordinary 6 yrs studying italian taught me enough to no exactly what he was saying. lol jks of the three sentences i only got "familia"
@EmmazinglyMe
@EmmazinglyMe 10 лет назад
Poor dude! Lol
@divinaammira8999
@divinaammira8999 9 лет назад
It is so hard to read the subtitles when you hear your language in the background saying sth else ARGH!!! I had to turn off the volume! Funny though... As usual! Love you Ellen! ^_^
@nopiensomadurar
@nopiensomadurar 10 лет назад
In the 2nd joke, he didnt say "i have another one" and he didnt say the difference between inlaws and outlaws... whi made this traduction?
@slidetopoweroff
@slidetopoweroff 10 лет назад
LOOOOL THIS POPE IS ICONIC
@simonacolaprisca1773
@simonacolaprisca1773 10 лет назад
Being Italian, I know he wasn't saying the same things written in the subtitles :(
@barbarakis2736
@barbarakis2736 10 лет назад
the first one is true, but the others, we know it's joke, It's Ellen
@simonacolaprisca1773
@simonacolaprisca1773 10 лет назад
I gotta get used to these kind of jokes x)
@chiaramiceli1559
@chiaramiceli1559 9 лет назад
i'm italian and that's not what he says
@Opel1Tigra
@Opel1Tigra 9 лет назад
True
@paula59617
@paula59617 9 лет назад
if you didnt notice, its a joke
@DerDarge
@DerDarge 9 лет назад
Paula Videla Chiara noticed it's a joke, but she' Italian. This means she is able to understand another language than English. This commedian is treating the pope like a speaking animal. But he is not. He is human speaking in another language!
@Smithpolly
@Smithpolly 9 лет назад
DerDarge The biological definition of the word "animal" refers to all members of the kingdom Animalia, encompassing creatures as diverse as sponges, jellyfish, insects, and human ( Wikipedia )
@paula59617
@paula59617 9 лет назад
DerDarge I didn´t say he isn´t a person, but in such a fucked up world, it´s nice to laugh a little. I´m argentinian and we have a pretty black humor so I guess that´s why it makes me laugh instead of thinking they are treating him like an animal.
@alembess9129
@alembess9129 10 лет назад
If the second part isnt correctly translated, pls provide the correct translation so I can also understand the 2nd part...thanks
@donkey3409
@donkey3409 10 лет назад
there are two type of people in the world : 1. Who know that the subtitles are fake and are cool about it. 2. Who know that the subtitles are fake and bitch about it.
@gman5361
@gman5361 10 лет назад
Ellen if ur reading this (like u ever do anyway) then please interview pewdiepie aka felix kjelberg or sumthing this will get so many views on your show
@miseitx9818
@miseitx9818 10 лет назад
The second 'joke' he made is not truee !!! Its not the real translation ! :'D
@SonofDavid
@SonofDavid 10 лет назад
You can catch the Pope at the holiday inn while we wrecking ball the fine art.
@jorged.alvarado6170
@jorged.alvarado6170 10 лет назад
The last Ellen quote was hilarious about the pope
@wendyalasroque5990
@wendyalasroque5990 8 лет назад
There are plenty people to make fan of. I think this is disrespectful. You should stope making fun of him
@SAQLAINTARIQ564
@SAQLAINTARIQ564 8 лет назад
What gives you the right to make fun of those "plenty" of people?
@EH-ld3nx
@EH-ld3nx 8 лет назад
+Aqua Blade What gives ellen the right to make fun of the Pope?!
@SAQLAINTARIQ564
@SAQLAINTARIQ564 8 лет назад
enad haddad Nothing, I did not even defend her. I simply stated if Ellen the original comment thinks that its disrespectful to make fun of the Pope, but there are "plenty" of people that are free. I simply stated that it is disrespectful to make fun of those people also. Another thing, you should let old things die out.
@EH-ld3nx
@EH-ld3nx 8 лет назад
+Aqua Blade What do you mean by : 'old things die out'???
@SAQLAINTARIQ564
@SAQLAINTARIQ564 8 лет назад
enad haddad My first comment was made way back in October of 2015. That's what I mean.
@kevindiener6391
@kevindiener6391 10 лет назад
The second part isn't correct at all! But Funny!!!
@vinsanity8285
@vinsanity8285 10 лет назад
well ._.
@kevindiener6391
@kevindiener6391 10 лет назад
?
@vinsanity8285
@vinsanity8285 10 лет назад
thats the whole meaning of the second part :)
@kevindiener6391
@kevindiener6391 10 лет назад
Sorry mate, I'm not English or American, I'm Italian. I can't get what you're writing :)
@TheFreddyEduard
@TheFreddyEduard 10 лет назад
A 6 year old girl, a album, a gold disk and two Official Guinness World Records. Watch everyting on this video of the littlle girl how was also guest on The Ellen Show Connie Talbot Album Recording in London
@bengkulujambi2012
@bengkulujambi2012 10 лет назад
I love this Pope no matter what other people's said...Thank you Ellen I love u 2 for sure.
@madhusudanbhandarkar
@madhusudanbhandarkar 10 лет назад
Viewers have to take the jokes light-heartedly and not get serious about them.
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
If the "jokes" were made about other rewligions they would down another aircraft.
@sham8454
@sham8454 10 лет назад
***** most religions are tolerant except maybe Islam . Fanatics exist in all religion but religions do not propound fanaticism. Christianity itself is a tolerant religion which preaches forgiveness !!
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
Shaligram Wagle We have been tolerant all our lives. It is time we object as well. if you don't like it shove it.
@SAQLAINTARIQ564
@SAQLAINTARIQ564 8 лет назад
You my sir, are God, I presume? Also you might want to check history, if you believe that you have been tolerant.
@Imyediriweera
@Imyediriweera 10 лет назад
hey the last part was not translated correctly! he didn't really say the second part
@vinsanity8285
@vinsanity8285 10 лет назад
._.
@agladso
@agladso 10 лет назад
that was... kind of the point...
@Imyediriweera
@Imyediriweera 10 лет назад
yeah i know, i was just pointing it out so that people wouldn't think he actually said it. chill, just pointing out
@vinsanity8285
@vinsanity8285 10 лет назад
if you didn't understand that the second part was a joke then god bless you
@Imyediriweera
@Imyediriweera 10 лет назад
OMG I just said I did!
@AidanSeanMor
@AidanSeanMor 10 лет назад
Either I got to comment on this video first or no one else seems to want to comment on the Pope's joking skills in fear of going to hell.
@tomasjoconnel5367
@tomasjoconnel5367 2 года назад
This one is genuine. Pope John XXIII was asked on time 'How many people work in the Vatican'. His answer was 'About half'
@mattiuzzo375
@mattiuzzo375 10 лет назад
I love the new Pope!!!! The Catholic Church needed him XD
@camilasanchez5826
@camilasanchez5826 10 лет назад
the pope is a genius cause is from Argentina!
@siobhanpower5782
@siobhanpower5782 5 лет назад
You always makes me laugh
@kittycat-nc4ym
@kittycat-nc4ym 10 лет назад
LOL I don't care if this is fake it's still fricken adorable
@livevegan
@livevegan 10 лет назад
While I realise this was obviously edited, mother-in-law jokes and any other sexist jokes belong in the last century
@spotcatproductions
@spotcatproductions 10 лет назад
Y.. tenía que ser argento para ser tan capo!!!! Es grosssssoooo!!!
@Missalydela10
@Missalydela10 10 лет назад
Oh my gosh.. I love him!!! Lol
@casrvsfv3172
@casrvsfv3172 6 лет назад
I’m from Spain and I was not reading the titles (Spaniards and Italians secretly understand each other XD) I was not understanding where the joke was, I had that part rewinded 3 times until I started reading the subtitles 😂
@kanynana
@kanynana 8 лет назад
I would expect some respect and a reliable translation. to change his words like this is not cool.
@JavierPerez-cx4jw
@JavierPerez-cx4jw 8 лет назад
That's the joke. I mean I highly doubt that in the middle of a speech the Pope would begin a stand up routine about mother-in-laws. Ellen was just building on a quick joke that his Holyness made.
@catta_h
@catta_h 10 лет назад
Well it is a joke afterall. He did not say that. Who speaks Italian knows it
@TheMsSill
@TheMsSill 10 лет назад
Just wanted to clarify that after the joke about the mother in law he continued talking about love in marriage and the importance to solve every problem with your partner to be in peace. Nice joke Ellen anyway!
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
The translation that you have given is a lots off balls. You try and tell the same joke about another religion andf see if you live to be one day older.
@MarcParis91
@MarcParis91 10 лет назад
It's a joke. Chill.
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
Marc Buhagiar It ias not a joke from where I stand. she should make aa joker about soimeone else.
@nicholabalestri5514
@nicholabalestri5514 10 лет назад
its ok im italian and its not like she was discriminating at all. She was just putting more emphasis on the joke the pope made
@em.c.spiteri6161
@em.c.spiteri6161 10 лет назад
Nichola balestri then I will do the same when the president they have tells a lot of Bull Shit. I have nothing against you, but I and 20 0f my friends took it badly. Have a Happy Easter.
@nicholabalestri5514
@nicholabalestri5514 10 лет назад
***** great. she makes one wrong joke and u hold it against her forever :) cos thats how the world works
@leonardom.9507
@leonardom.9507 10 лет назад
Folks, we all know only the first joke was real and the others not. But why is it so difficult to make the brain work and see the whole editing thing is a joke in itself? Jesus!
@juliatamara905
@juliatamara905 6 лет назад
OH PRECIOUS POPE 😭👌
@lucapaterno1061
@lucapaterno1061 8 лет назад
lol me being italian and seeing this makes it more fun haha
@MelaniAlarcon
@MelaniAlarcon 8 лет назад
Tipical Argenitinian joke XDDDD
@vickylosada4744
@vickylosada4744 8 лет назад
No entendí tu comentario.
@MelaniAlarcon
@MelaniAlarcon 8 лет назад
rubenft piolah que los argentinos tenemos ese humor de suegras
@vickylosada4744
@vickylosada4744 8 лет назад
ah Ah
@bellucci92
@bellucci92 10 лет назад
The 2nd part isn't corect at all.....:(
@darinalitvina
@darinalitvina 10 лет назад
OMG TAKE A JOKE!
@AngelValdovinos
@AngelValdovinos 10 лет назад
Darina Litvina take the jizz
@NYMPHY01
@NYMPHY01 10 лет назад
woosh
@VaninaCols
@VaninaCols 10 лет назад
So much funnier than the uggly things he said when Equalitary Marriage Law was aprobed in Argentina. Sincerily, My FREAKING WIFE and I. 3 Love u Ellen!!
@MrJijack
@MrJijack 7 лет назад
A lot of people here need to relax. it was meant to be joke. That's why there was break in between, and different font for subtitles. This also what Ellen commonly does
@tobiashmm2322
@tobiashmm2322 9 лет назад
Best Pope ever!
@mellyru7289
@mellyru7289 9 лет назад
The only time you regret being an Italian native speaker... because you can't get the funny part of the video :/
@calilovett2063
@calilovett2063 8 лет назад
Hah! I know, right? xD
@mikadorno5811
@mikadorno5811 8 лет назад
The funny thing of this video is that only the first joke was translated good,lol.
@cleo6682
@cleo6682 10 лет назад
The Pope Francisco from ARGENTINA! ♥
@VaninaCols
@VaninaCols 10 лет назад
Can't believe you guys deleted my comment. Guess gay's rights are taboo for you yet.
@alvarosobejano
@alvarosobejano 10 лет назад
Pope Francis is the best!!!! God bless him!
@SweetIntentions86
@SweetIntentions86 10 лет назад
timothy beuscher lol
@alvarosobejano
@alvarosobejano 10 лет назад
timothy beuscher Sorry hahaha my bad
@mohammednoor1984
@mohammednoor1984 8 лет назад
you are amazing lady Ellen, love the way you help people, god bless you my dear Ellen :) Ummaaaahhhhhh :) Ummaaahhhaa with lot of respect dear Ellen :)
@maiteibanez2000
@maiteibanez2000 6 лет назад
Amo a este papa saludos a Argentina desde Perú !
@VaninaCols
@VaninaCols 10 лет назад
Well, two comments deleted, bye bye channel!
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