Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Burger King's Pride Whopper, Demand Increases for Tampax Tampons

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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about the first Black woman to visit every country writing a book.
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@blackiowaAAMI 2 года назад

CORRECTION: There's no place we'd rather be 😉 But truly thank you for the shout out. One of our goals is to proudly showcase Iowa's black history so that someday, people don't think "in Iowa???" when they hear about our museum

@madeleineprice9645 2 года назад

AAM - Nice reply 😁!!!

@mbryson2899 2 года назад

Thank you for your work! I've overnighted in Waterloo and Des Moines, it was a weird mix of normal people and some barely closeted racists. (Being a bald white guy often makes racists run their mouths freely to me, I just Mr. Rogers them until they feel bad or get pissy and shove off.)

@zelma8 2 года назад

I love that you not only commented, but added yourself as one of the Jackals!!! I hope Seth mentions you in Corrections! 😂 Also, yes, if there's anywhere that NEEDS an African American Museum, it's in places like Iowa. Thank you for your service!!

@KaritKtana 2 года назад

How cool of you to comment! I hope Seth sees this in time for Corrections 😂

@kenc2257 2 года назад

Hooray for your Museum! Next time we visit family in IL, we will try to make time to drive up and visit.

@YetiGirl 2 года назад

"Uh oh, it's like that everywhere" is going to carry me through my day.

@dkm07305able 2 года назад

A Baker!

@rkms5606 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@eljeepi 2 года назад

Ooh that one took out!

@sgy2dpe 2 года назад

Jokes Seth can't tell is one of the funniest skits in TV. I crack up every time. "Black women and lesbians and black women that are lesbians are liars". Keep up the great work.

@gladtravis 2 года назад

Love all Seth but this segment is a laugh every damn time. Keep up the good work

@LazyIRanch 2 года назад

I love all four of these people, some of the funniest, wittiest folks around. I first heard about Wanda Sykes from my coworker back in the early 90s. He was an amateur stand-up comic at the time, he later went pro. He raved about her, said she was the best comic he'd ever seen. High praise from a guy who knew comedy. He wasn't wrong! (RIP Bob, I miss ya buddy and thanks for making our workplace fun)

@palmereldritch7777 2 года назад

It's also the most endearing one......

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад

He could have just said black lesbians, the woman part is implied.

@aliciacohn2790 2 года назад

Its like charlie brown always falling for lucy holding the football

@ewestner 2 года назад

Jennie is absolutely right. Underwire is *totally* the devil's work.

@shayboogie3682 2 года назад

Right???!!! (Ya know that meme of Seth saying “Right?” - I wish I could put it here 🤗🤗🤗

@maryroberts589 2 года назад

@@PartlySunny74 evil for both women and whales!

@Revelwoodie 2 года назад

I love underwire. Bras with underwire stay put, and keep everything still.

@AdrianColley 2 года назад

I don't understand this and I'm afraid to ask.

@ewestner 2 года назад

@@AdrianColley I'll answer your unasked question anyway. Underwire bras have plastic wires under the cups so they supposedly add more support to the boobs. I guess some folks (see revelwoodie, above) like them but IME they just dig into my rib cage and boobs because, I dunno, I guess my breasts aren't shaped the way underwire bra manufacturers believe breasts are shaped. The most annoying part is when they poke into my breasts....like, wtf. Anyway, sorry if this is TMI but you asked. Oh, no, wait, you didn't. :-)

@frankenviews4069 2 года назад

More than any other Late Night talk show host, the Seth Meyers brand of humor is just everyone in on the joke and having a good time.

@NankitaBR 2 года назад

And people say "you can't make jokes anymore"...

@landonewts Год назад

That a great way to put it, and I agree!

@ambercherise2391 Год назад

The fact a healthy chunk of the audience didn’t respond to the Living Single reference kind of proves Amber’s point. 🤣

@thedylangirl 2 года назад

This 👍🏼 is for Amber’s doctor joke. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

@blackbird5634 2 года назад

"Ya know if I had that Amber and Jenny thing I'd still be on the air." -David Letterman to Seth on the show.

@riley6646 2 года назад

@@lonutta it’s a joke about how it’s a good bit, not a genuine statement. letterman retired

@topper1212 2 года назад

I think he meant he would have cover for certain jokes

@valeriefruik585 2 года назад

Bwahaha!!

@DOSkywalkR 2 года назад

@@riley6646 he didn't totally retire, just from latenight, he has that Netflix show "my next guest".

@ficialintelligence1869 2 года назад

Except for one thing: Letterman is an asshole in real life. Seth isn't. The difference isn't hard to see.

@muchobossa 2 года назад

Yes Amber I easily got that reference about Living Single. Such a great show from the 90s with a catchy theme song from Queen Latifah to boot.

@LindaC616 2 года назад

My friends and I loved that show

@stevencarter511 2 года назад

Justice for the Living Single cast!

@ColoringKaria 2 года назад

Living Single is still funny to this day! just a real gem of a show!

@bonghunezhou5051 2 года назад

Living Single does deserve far greater recognition - without tearing down _that other show_ .

@stevencarter511 2 года назад

@@bonghunezhou5051 i don’t wanna disparage that other show, but I think everyone needs to recognize the superiority of the Brownstone residents (and Maxine) and not the folks living in crazy expensive Manhattan apartments while one person was a barista (and kinda bad at it) and another one was a mostly out of work actor.

@sergiodbd 2 года назад

“Uh oh! It’s like this everywhere.” Was phenomenal 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂 Edit: I rewinded it before the joke was finished 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@sadusattack2628 2 года назад

They need to do these more often.

@willwebber6496 2 года назад

It's also time to bring back the segment "Not now ________". I believe the last one was some kind of sand spider or something and we were all still in the throws of COVID. Now it's time for a reboot featuring monkeypox.

@bartholomewcubbins9723 2 года назад

The jokes are great but the best thing about this segment is watching Amber's reactions 2:25 😃

@sushifornico 2 года назад

Especially that is the one seth cant tell haha

@scottsmyth87ss 2 года назад

That WAS a great joke. She's the best

@maryroberts589 2 года назад

Her reactions are always awesome & this was ine if her best! I ❤AR

@rgwak 2 года назад

I miss the blonde lady from the Late Night Press Conferences. Wonder what she's been up to? 🤔

@TonyBullard 2 года назад

Amber is a treasure.

@YearsinSeason 2 года назад

Look at Seth being a great Host and giving his good chair to the guest! What a gentleman!

@YeeSoest 2 года назад

That Tampax joke also would have worked fine in Germany, where companies aren't "in the red" but "write red numbers" which you'd be able to do if you used one...a used one...

@JordanHourGlassDJ 2 года назад

Dat war jut 😉🇩🇪🇺🇸😂 Grüß aus Gelsenkirchen!

@Galvamel 2 года назад

Not gonna be super popular with this, but Livin' Single was a vastly superior show to Friends. Even if you don't agree at the very least Livin' Single didn't deny 9/11 or pretend white people didn't exist.

@charlespeakjr2168 2 года назад

Preach Rodrigo.👏🏾👏🏾

@LindaC616 2 года назад

My friends and I loved that show

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 года назад

*Living Single* was most definitely superior to Friends. And it came first. AND, at one point, the producers of Friends were speaking with the creators of *Living Single* right as they started filming the show. *They were told the premise was of six New York friends who go in and out of each other's apartments all the time, two of them being related, etc., and that it was about their friendships, love lives, and occasionally work.* A year later, those rip off artists created a white version and called it Friends.

@Galvamel 2 года назад

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Oh wow, I didn't know the creators were speaking. That explains, SO much.

@blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад

PREACH!!! If "Friends" is Elvis, "Living Single" is all the black artists whose music he stole and repurposed. It mystifies me how a show as basic and boring as "Friends" remains so popular.

@rev.rachel 2 года назад

This really is such a good segment. The way Late Night lets us in on the inside jokes among the staff is really fun and unique :)

@whitneyoneal2360 2 года назад

The devil’s work is underwire. Word!

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 года назад

When she said that, I yelled out "PREACH IT, GIRL, PREACH IT!!!!!"

@kharynj6629 2 года назад

I also demand justice for Living Single. Friends better give back what they stole

@bubblesezblonde 2 года назад

Wow. Saved to faves. Loved how Seth took the stool and placed Wanda in the good chair.

@samringwald 2 года назад

Wanda always deserves the best chair in any room she enters.

@curtisbme 2 года назад

He rightfully understood the comedic pecking order and kissed the ring.

@bubblesezblonde 2 года назад

@@samringwaldI concurr

@niceride 2 года назад

Wanda is looking great! Always happy to hear her perform, no bullshit. So very glad she stopped by

@Fey_Fatale 2 года назад

This will forever be one of my favorite segments. Pure brilliance every time.

@MrRosenleaf406 2 года назад

Dear cable network, please give Wanda Sykes a weekly show where she gets to say whatever she wants for an hour! I would watch the $#*+ out if that!

@Pxtl 2 года назад

They gave her one. It was bad. This was like 10 years ago. I doubt it was her fault - all these hosts live and die by their writing team and so it's not one person's success or failure. But it was bad.

@MelissaChapin 2 года назад

@@Pxtl They defo should’ve let her stay whatever she wanted! ☝️😏

@edwarddeguzman3258 Год назад

nahhh I'd rather vote Sykes 2024, Imagine all the hell she'd raise in the White House.

@gamepapa1211 Год назад

@@edwarddeguzman3258 Imagine how many Republican heads would explode when a black lesbian woman is voted in as POTUS.

@AndieWalsh333 2 года назад

I credit Amber for single-handedly bringing silly back to TV.

@davemoss36 2 года назад

My favorite skit, I love how Seth immediately bowed to the queen Wanda and offered his chair

@ccole742 2 года назад

The lack of applause during the living single joke was very telling…

@AdrianColley 2 года назад

People laughed. Laughter > applause.

@ccole742 2 года назад

@@AdrianColley ok then, the lack of laughter was telling lol. I was just surprised by the reaction when I yelled out loud listening to amber

@rollerblaze5041 2 года назад

@@ccole742 I yelled too! Justice for living single!

@Mrcandles312 2 года назад

That show was horrible

@ccole742 2 года назад

@@Mrcandles312 LMAO you’re hilarious

@badbiker666 2 года назад

Wanda Sykes was BORN to do this segment. It was long overdue!

@heiyuall 2 года назад

Every morning I check RU-vid to find out if the world has ended yet. Finding this video started my day with legitimate joy. Thank you. Seriously.

@shivverma3236 2 года назад

i love this series

@meghanphillips3495 2 года назад

Seth Meyers, the modern day Charlie Brown with the football to Amber and Jenny's collective Lucy.

@SilentDave 2 года назад

Love Amber and Jenny. And Wanda being there made this even better.

@carschmn 2 года назад

Seth falls for it every time…

@galedribble9535 2 года назад

You’d think he’d catch on by now

@clickster1883 2 года назад

Silly Seth.

@muskyoxes 2 года назад

Next time will be different. Don't give up

@mbryson2899 2 года назад

Like Charlie trusting Lucy with the football.

@rixx46 2 года назад

Amber can sell ANY joke with a look. GIVE HER A PRIMETIME SHOW ALREADY!

@sandybarnes887 2 года назад

I like the time slot her show is in now

@lizard3755 2 года назад

You should check out her show on Peacock!

@rixx46 2 года назад

@@lizard3755 I have! I meant she should be celebrated on the regular NBC network.

@rixx46 2 года назад

@@sandybarnes887 I meant she should be celebrated on the regular NBC network.

@sandybarnes887 2 года назад

@@rixx46 I can't disagree. It would be fantastic. I'm just worried her topics are a bit too edgey for Primetime

@samhenrigold 2 года назад

Not so much a correction but rather an amendment for graphics: the title card here should reflect Seth’s new anti-suit attitude.

@tysoncornfield3317 2 года назад

And look less like Dennis Reynolds

@samringwald 2 года назад

@@tysoncornfield3317 Because of the implication?

@lexagarvey6419 2 года назад

But can you imagine what graphics will come up with given their vibe?

@alansheiman4818 2 года назад

Perhaps Seth should start a show to correct corrections called amendments.

@Emh19 2 года назад

I love that seth takes a stool so the guest can have his chair

@thezpn 2 года назад

Lesbian Kiss would be a great cover band.

@Styphon 2 года назад

Guys would pay to see it even if they didn't like the music.

@Unagodd 2 года назад

Band name? Band name.

@TRquiet 2 года назад

This is easily Seth’s best bit.

@LiamMack33 2 года назад

CORRECTIONS: CVS has no locations in Canada. (That black bear was a Liar!) Also, Seth has never had Tom Segura on the show and that needs to be corrected too!

@lisamurdoch2525 2 года назад

What is CVS? Is it because I’m Canadian that I don’t get the joke?

@LiamMack33 2 года назад

@@lisamurdoch2525 it's one of the USA's biggest chains of franchise pharmacys. CVS and Walgreens are the big 2. Like Shoppers Drug Mart, or Lawtons Drugs up here in Canadaville.

@madeleineprice9645 2 года назад

@@LiamMack33 😊 Thank you from a Brit 👍

@Pxtl 2 года назад

This. The big Canadian drug-store chain is "Shoppers' Drug Mart".

@mistermaestersirthomas9164 2 года назад

Maine here, there are Canadians shopping here all the time, half are bears or moose.

@Evelyn_Okay 2 года назад

My favorite Late Night bit of all time 😂

@keldaogg2157 2 года назад

Tampon shortage? Good thing I 'm at the Poise stage. ( Thank you! Please tip your waitress!)

@megger11 2 года назад

Shoutout to Living Single! Hahaha

@skunkrat01 2 года назад

Omg that book title joke had me dead

@matthewboles6721 2 года назад

Best family portrait ever.

@deannafuller5448 2 года назад

Frisbee's not on your desk! And that made me and the hubby think, "What happened to that bet you had with Andy about the NBA Finals?” We are DYING to know!!! 💀

@lynnstlaurent6789 2 года назад

Great observation!

@mellod5615 2 года назад

1:22 I know that's right Amber 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@jenfernandez5454 2 года назад

This is my favorite segment on this show!

@NewMessage 2 года назад

But... the Whopper is for people who have lost their pride. Or will for life, really.

@Seraph702 2 года назад

phenomenal, as usual, Wanda makes something fun even better.

@Lu_Woods 2 года назад

That was the best JSCT ever. 😄

@StratosFear221 2 года назад

This is one of my favorite skits with Late Night and Wanda Sikes makes everything 100x better.

@ficialintelligence1869 2 года назад

"Now you know how I feel at the CVS." (Damn, if that one didn't hit home!)

@patriciaadams4171 2 года назад

The BEST THING about Seth's show is THE LOVE SHOWN amongst the staff, like a real family atmosphere. And then they all care about our country. Someday when this ends, it'll be worse than one of those beloved family series, cuz at least they would have TV movie re-boots. Like 'Return to Walton's Mountain'. Wally Cue Card (Grandpa) will be gone, but he'll be spoken about honorably by the interns during the re-boot.

@evenflowsteven 2 года назад

I absolutely love all of these people.

@terriblefrosting 2 года назад

I love this sequence so much. So pure, so good.

@VieenRennes 2 года назад

This segment is so brilliant. (Edited: and definitely deserved bigger reactions/laughs)

@snoobins4623 2 года назад

Ya, I get the feeling the audience was scared to laugh, which makes it even funnier

@VieenRennes 2 года назад

@Kilo Mintoni Yet you clicked on it anyway

@davidlyon3185 2 года назад

Blew my mind seeing Jenny on Impractical Jokers. Love this bit, they need to do it more often!

@jacobsims8307 2 года назад

Amber that is a fantastic top!! 🤩🤩

@aokigaharakomorebi 2 года назад

How could that black bear in Canada even know what it feels like to be followed in a CVS? We like, don't even have CVS in Canada

@markmac2206 2 года назад

do you have an overpriced pharmacy by another name? we got CVS and Walgreens!

@Maelwys 2 года назад

@@markmac2206 Shopper's Drug Mart

@creativedesignation7880 2 года назад

Maybe it crossed the border to get something that you can only get at CVS? Like idk at 5 foot long receipt or something.

@lynnstlaurent6789 2 года назад

@@markmac2206 if you think CVS is overpriced you should come to a Canadian store.

@elaexplorer 2 года назад

I can't believe Seth makes me go research whether or not "neither" is appropriate to use when referring to 3 things. While the word neither does refer to 2 things, and Seth should probably say he's none of those instead, it's been used to refer to more than 2 since the 17th century so it's acceptable.

@samnelson2343 2 года назад

My OED specifies 'of two' but language is mutable. Wonder whether it'll crop up in corrections.

@valori3685 2 года назад

It is only 2 things black and lesbian Wanda just brings it together

@ecnalreleam 2 года назад

Just part of the life of a jackal.

@elaexplorer 2 года назад

@@valori3685 the three things are black, lesbian, and women.

@valori3685 2 года назад

Yep you are right I realized it after a little while but I didn't come back and edit😋 thanks Ela Explorer

@suzannepottsshorts 2 года назад

Fun Fact: The African-American Museum of Iowa is across the Cedar river from The National Czech and Slovak Museum, which was literally picked up and moved after the flood of 2008! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-A6Zdg82U3CQ.html

@bostonspartan4194 2 года назад

Is and always will be my favorite bit of theirs.

@EricaGamet 2 года назад

Get you a girl who can do both! Love this segment!

@IncySpider 2 года назад

Love this segment. It gets better every time!

@CoffeeCookieCrumble Год назад

2:26 Amber just sitting there enjoying the chaos, showing true little sister energy

@redwheeler721 2 года назад

This will always be my favorite segment that you do!

@tanyawade5197 2 года назад

This was funny! Especially the end! That was mean of them to do Set like that😂😂😂.

@nickbailey202 2 года назад

This is always such a funny bit, but it's also kinda moving isn't it?

@ennanitsua 3 месяца назад

Look how happy Amber is when Wanda comes out! I love them both so much ❤

@SL1021Esquire 2 года назад

Bravo 👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣 That was brilliant

@thisistheaccountname 2 года назад

1:30 Because Living Single did it first.

@LindaC616 2 года назад

That's the joke

@davidstorrs 2 года назад

This is my favorite segment. Thank you for doing it.

@Kelseynotkels 2 года назад

Genuinely love these segments 😂

@lynxkhi 2 года назад

Oh I missed Jokes Seth Can't Tell!!!

@katalac 2 года назад

Love Wanda❤️!

@agrey832 2 года назад

Yeah, that chicken fingers joke was legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@frankcarter7146 2 года назад

I love Wanda Sykes with every fiber of my being. 😆

@lisagulick4144 2 года назад

She steals the spotlight in every movie she's ever been in. _Jexi_ comes to mind.

@MiddleofKnowhere 2 года назад

This has me rolling so much. Love this segment!!!

@opaladwyl 2 года назад

Love it these!!

@brianaguedan7475 2 года назад

This is always gold

@Dermatillomaniac 2 года назад

This segment is always hilarious and this one was extra fiery! Get you a comedian who can do both 😜

@ayehtunohn 2 года назад

Still the best segment by Seth and co.

@davidsantor1760 Год назад

When Seth tells that joke he shouldn't, it's like when Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown ....

@lindenm.9149 2 года назад

This one was great. Laughed at every one haha.

@DrAndyShick 2 года назад

If the Charmin Bears ever run out of toilet paper, at least they can count on their CVS receipts

@seaborgium919 2 года назад

11/10 best segment

@boisjoli91 2 года назад

These are always the best

@angrybadger616 2 года назад

Still got huge love for Wanda. Her stand up is kick a$$!

@Azzkicker12345 2 года назад

Favorite segment EVER!!!

@EulalioMagana 2 года назад

The show makes comedy writing look so easy sometimes

@Anzy.99 2 года назад

I love this part of the show 😂 Even more than Corrections

@CrankyPants_W 2 года назад

I just love this segment 😆

@rdalin 2 года назад

I adore this segment.

@lorraineclark4413 2 года назад

I love these bits.

@ivybee347 2 года назад

... uh oh..... Its like this everywhere 😱 😂

@Barnaclebeard 2 года назад

Ha ha. "Do do"!!

@russellzauner 2 года назад

oh man this never ends well for Seth

@posthocprior 2 года назад

Easily the best bit on this show.

@ChubbyUnicorn Год назад

Seth's true talent is his ability to overact and underact simultaneously.

@sophiev1900 2 года назад

This one was perfection 🫶🏽

@briesullivan6149 2 года назад

I love that Wanda Sykes jumped in for this one!

@ronnyshama 2 года назад

This us one ofy favorite segments ever let it never die

@artel6225 2 года назад

Great ending😂🤣😂🤣