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Joe Biden said he might drop out of the race if the "Lord Almighty" came down and told him to. So has anyone asked any divine beings their thoughts? Jon Stewart and The Daily Show News Team help deliver that godly message to Joe Biden from above. #DailyShow #Biden #LordAlmighty
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@stevensacks5479
@stevensacks5479 14 дней назад
“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂
@TesserId
@TesserId 14 дней назад
Yeah, that's the line that really got me.
@dirkwood4544
@dirkwood4544 14 дней назад
Ronny is a Simpson character come to life
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk 14 дней назад
#20#29#38#45#54@10$ nyu lottery🤷
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk 14 дней назад
My 123 the be see winners 4 everand publishing infinite house of lottery warfare.
@ExtremelyRadiant
@ExtremelyRadiant 14 дней назад
Nope. 😂 Classic. ❤ Ronnie trying hold THAT pose and try and look Peaceful?? 🎉 Priceless. 😊
@adelbenothmen9129
@adelbenothmen9129 15 дней назад
-Biden is not gonna fall for this -have you seen him lately?
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 14 дней назад
I have seen a lot of people ask Biden to step down. I don't remember any of them suggesting an alternative or a way to select that alternative in a way that wouldn't split the party. Okay, let's assume Biden steps down. Then what? Who is going to replace him? Who is this miracle candidate without any baggage and for which Republicans wouldn't come up with a lie to smear? There is a shitload of totally valid criticism against Biden. BUT ... I get annoyed when people ask Biden to step down without actually thinking about the consequences. In the last couple of weeks there has been a lot of more ink used on asking Biden to step down than on the fascism Trump wants to implement.
@adelbenothmen9129
@adelbenothmen9129 14 дней назад
@@joachimschoder if you really think that people asking Biden to step down didn't name alternatives, or didn't think of consequences, you're not following any of them. And seriously, you really think people cheering for Biden after the debate's scandal, thought of the consequences? It feels like he's trying to lose xd Moooost of people who are voting for Biden aren't voting for Biden, but voting against Trump despite Biden.
@Quivver77
@Quivver77 14 дней назад
Biden is an expert at falling for everything!
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 14 дней назад
@@adelbenothmen9129 Right. Because why would anybody vote for the president with the most progressive track record in decades? Look at the actual implemented policies and not what the media is telling you.
@Wedgenet
@Wedgenet 14 дней назад
Dr random internet commenter on the case!
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 14 дней назад
Ozempic Buddha is probably the best thing I'm gonna see all week.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 14 дней назад
I like how they wen that direction rather than making him Indian Buddha.
@warriorwaitress7690
@warriorwaitress7690 12 дней назад
I think he's also Rogaine Buddha.
@fords_nothere_100
@fords_nothere_100 5 дней назад
I was thinking Wegovey Buddha - has nice ring to it.
@goodgirlsarentboring5713
@goodgirlsarentboring5713 12 дней назад
I've never seen kosta and josh standing next to each other before. I didn't realize Josh was so short 😂
@juna1642
@juna1642 10 дней назад
me too. my man is adorable
@ensabahnur3104
@ensabahnur3104 10 дней назад
Josh isn't short Kosta is 6 '4
@dim7363
@dim7363 9 дней назад
I also thought that Kosta was wearing heels or something! Crazy height difference
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 14 дней назад
"Sometimes things run out of steam. Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😁
@jaysongonzalez6025
@jaysongonzalez6025 14 дней назад
So true
@TrickOrRetreat
@TrickOrRetreat 14 дней назад
Rest in pieces 🎉
@robkoper841
@robkoper841 14 дней назад
Brutal.
@chunificationify
@chunificationify 14 дней назад
That was the Supreme line
@user-tb4ij7zx1y
@user-tb4ij7zx1y 14 дней назад
Marvel is a trump supporter I no longer watch or buy anything marvel I don't care how much you mock him. He has done a lot for this country and he has my vote Biden Harris 2024 Voting entire ballot blue
@oxpolitik
@oxpolitik 14 дней назад
"Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😂 Best line.
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 дней назад
You do realize Deadpool & Wolverine is easily the biggest movie of the year, right?
@zolo49noname45
@zolo49noname45 14 дней назад
@@ADjustinG2013 But it's definitely fair to say that, compared to its peak when Endgame came out, the MCU has lost a fair bit of steam due to churning out way too many products and a lot of those products being average at best.
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine 14 дней назад
@@ADjustinG2013 It's not out yet.
@pokermitten9795
@pokermitten9795 14 дней назад
​@ADjustinG2013 no, I don't realize that about something that hasn't happened yet. Do you realize the next powerball numbers too?
@SconnerStudios
@SconnerStudios 13 дней назад
Problem is, biden wouldn't believe that because he doesn't know what a guardian of the galaxy is unless he thinks it's Neil Armstrong. Biden needs 1930s detective batman to tell him "listen see. You need to step down. Also smoke a pack of camels every day to stay healthy and buy government bonds to stop the germans from winning the war". Now Joe would certainly fall for that.
@SenorDesmadre
@SenorDesmadre 14 дней назад
The Lord Almighty is on the other side of the universe helping an intelligent species.
@m0-m0597
@m0-m0597 13 дней назад
You mean like people who actually practice religion and aren't spiteful towards it out of ignorance? ^^
@SenorDesmadre
@SenorDesmadre 13 дней назад
@@m0-m0597 No, I mean all of us.
@azure4100
@azure4100 11 дней назад
I welcome our extraterrestrial alien overlords.
@Kretion666
@Kretion666 6 дней назад
@@m0-m0597 UR IGNORANT
@bennyboogenheimer4553
@bennyboogenheimer4553 14 дней назад
"I'm the Ozempic Buddha." OMFG!😂🤣😂🤣😂 Ronny for the Win!
@MissWhiskers
@MissWhiskers 14 дней назад
As a Scandinavian, I feel very included. 😂
@JWHealing
@JWHealing 14 дней назад
💕
@johnboettcher1962
@johnboettcher1962 14 дней назад
I’ll vote AGAINST Trump - whatever that means. But I would love to - for a change - vote FOR someone.
@Lawlzinator
@Lawlzinator 14 дней назад
Sad, sad sheep
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 14 дней назад
@@johnboettcher1962 ikr?
@michealrosen
@michealrosen 14 дней назад
Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal 😂
@zoefezius6615
@zoefezius6615 14 дней назад
@@Lawlzinator better sheep than lemming
@michealrosen
@michealrosen 14 дней назад
Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal.
@charlesgerber4942
@charlesgerber4942 14 дней назад
This is the best written & delivered sketch they’ve had since Jon’s first stint a TDS. This crew is hitting their stride just in time for the election and I couldn’t be more excited! - signed an OG Daily Show viewer
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 13 дней назад
Agreed!
@UnrulyRantLord
@UnrulyRantLord 12 дней назад
Love how he bashes both sides. Seems to make fun of the entire spectrum
@TornSparrow1974
@TornSparrow1974 14 дней назад
One of the best skits they've ever done..
@orin0083
@orin0083 14 дней назад
loll Ronny's Ozempic Buddha made my day 😂
@LizzyMcD
@LizzyMcD 14 дней назад
I was upset about the Biden bashing but this was hilarious Ronnie Chieng.
@Ensiferum888
@Ensiferum888 14 дней назад
The source of all Instagram wisdom lol
@nyanuwu4209
@nyanuwu4209 14 дней назад
@@LizzyMcD Nobody bashed Biden.
@mikesell123
@mikesell123 14 дней назад
"we get it, yer jewish" - my sides left my body
@thedarcbird
@thedarcbird 14 дней назад
Makes me think of Toby... (Fans of Rowan Atkinson will get this.)
@mikesell123
@mikesell123 14 дней назад
@@thedarcbird I don't get this
@studio54studio
@studio54studio 14 дней назад
@@mikesell123 😅
@b1646717
@b1646717 14 дней назад
If Gandalf showed up at my place and told me to do something, I probably would.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 12 дней назад
He gets pretty scary if you don't.
@sonia625
@sonia625 14 дней назад
Jon at the end looking at them like “awww look at those children I’ve raised!” 🥺
@firstnamelastname9918
@firstnamelastname9918 13 дней назад
Aww! That's both sweet, touching, and awesome! And all while proving I can't count!
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 10 дней назад
@@firstnamelastname9918 the phrase you're looking for is "at the same time"
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 14 дней назад
"I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal." 🤣
@DevjKaiser
@DevjKaiser 15 дней назад
Ozempic Buddha 🤣
@FlawlesSanshiro
@FlawlesSanshiro 14 дней назад
...unlimited power! 😂
@johncaccioppo1142
@johncaccioppo1142 14 дней назад
... except vision! 😎
@davidsonderby3676
@davidsonderby3676 14 дней назад
The only person that has the charisma and energy to win this late in the cycle is you Jon. It's time to step up and do it.
@sumomaster5585
@sumomaster5585 14 дней назад
what's gonna change really?
@kozmosis3486
@kozmosis3486 14 дней назад
Jon deserves better.
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 13 дней назад
#CandidacyToRestoreSanity #2024
@ARolls-dd2zd
@ARolls-dd2zd 12 дней назад
If I thought you would remotely do it I'd agree. So does this no proof of citizenship required by the Dems mean Canadians can come down and vote too?😊😊
@johnhendrickson300
@johnhendrickson300 7 дней назад
The daily show with Jon Stewart back has been a definite upgrade 🤣
@IsiahBradley
@IsiahBradley 14 дней назад
"The source of all Instagram wisdom." LOL!!!
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 14 дней назад
This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥
@charlesgerber4942
@charlesgerber4942 14 дней назад
The delivery and writing was perfection, got me all jazzed up for the election coverage
@jeicee984
@jeicee984 14 дней назад
I just hoped Roy wood jr didn’t leave 😢
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 14 дней назад
@@jeicee984 they should have given him the show
@tasteslikewall
@tasteslikewall 14 дней назад
Needs more Jessica Williams. Everyone else has their counterpart except John.
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 14 дней назад
@@tasteslikewall she’s in the movies now. But yes, more would be great
@markfurlong9542
@markfurlong9542 14 дней назад
dang, this segment was jam-packed. I can't even pick a favorite line.
@aquamarine99911
@aquamarine99911 14 дней назад
"Buddy cop Jesuses". So many great lines in this bit.
@MarvinMonroe
@MarvinMonroe 14 дней назад
"laughing Buddha" is Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. Not the actual Buddha, the Indian guy who lived 1500 years prior
@itdept3088
@itdept3088 13 дней назад
first not Indian, second 2500 years prior #BuddhawasborninNepal
@sunrays1279
@sunrays1279 13 дней назад
Buddha was born in Nepal to a royal family. So he was Nepalese, however he got his enlightenment in India and became the Gautam Buddha.
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 13 дней назад
Biden won’t know the difference
@MarvinMonroe
@MarvinMonroe 12 дней назад
@@itdept3088 500BC is 1500 years before 1000AD. Are you saying Buddha was born around 1500BC?
@Satanreincarnation-zg6sl
@Satanreincarnation-zg6sl 10 дней назад
@@sunrays1279, 🤔! When was the Kingdom of Nepal created and when was Gautama Siddharth born?
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 14 дней назад
“Buddy cop Jesuses” 🤣
@harrydhannan
@harrydhannan 11 дней назад
Brilliant. You guys are sensational. I’m laughing but I feel I should be crying at the reality of the situation.
@bobbybob3865
@bobbybob3865 7 дней назад
It IS so bad it's funny.
@Mystik3eb
@Mystik3eb 12 дней назад
So glad Josh Johnson is part of the Daily Show.
@DNTXPCTMCH
@DNTXPCTMCH 14 дней назад
Thank you for reminding me to laugh when it's hard to find happiness. 😂
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 14 дней назад
“We get it, Jon, you’re Jewish.” 😂
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 14 дней назад
I was surprised it took that long.
@kansairobot2015
@kansairobot2015 14 дней назад
that was epic. I LOLed at that
@richardspinner7708
@richardspinner7708 14 дней назад
The Lord Almighty just spoke to me and He said Trump needs to drop out. Amen!
@p.ipebomb
@p.ipebomb 12 дней назад
Biden voters all lame and victims of everything 😂 Yesss we get it, everything is 'racist' and 'transphobia'. We're always 'oppressed'
@audralynn7454
@audralynn7454 11 дней назад
Did anyone else expect Alanis Morrisette to come out at the end?! 😂😂😂
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 14 дней назад
#MedicareForAll Let's make America healthy again!
@manuelpulla532
@manuelpulla532 14 дней назад
They would rather have these two then give us M4A 😩😭
@coucoubrandy1079
@coucoubrandy1079 14 дней назад
From a non murican, no miracle can make that happen !
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 14 дней назад
@@manuelpulla532 well, I plan on reminding them that we need it. I can't say " What would Jesus do?" because Jesus could just wave his hand, or something, and people would be cured! Lol. These big changes seem to take about a hundred years to come about. (When I've made timelines to see when movements started and then began to show visible progress.) There seems, to me, to be no other option than to keep trying. Eventually, it will happen. Not as soon as you and I would like, but if we keep working, it will happen.
@summteach
@summteach 14 дней назад
@@manuelpulla532lmao fr
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 14 дней назад
@@coucoubrandy1079 from what I've studied the rule of thumb has been that it takes about a hundred years for movements to have an affect (at least in America). That does make it seem like it will never happen, since few of us will live to see one hundred years. Maybe my grandchildren or their children will benefit from the work of people trying to bring M4A to America. I wish I could change it tomorrow, but this is the best I can do for now.
@simontemplar.8668
@simontemplar.8668 14 дней назад
As a German historian I am kinda sorry for you Americans... Then again Europe is also in somewhat of a dire situation.
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 14 дней назад
Not as bad as you could have been given the events of the last few days, at least for now.
@5m0k3y9
@5m0k3y9 14 дней назад
Not so much now in Brittan, France and Belgium!💙 The "global" media and polls are lying to the world in support of authoritarian dictatorships, Because a few billionaires want more money and power!
@jhonshephard921
@jhonshephard921 14 дней назад
look on the bright side. France staved off disaster even if you guys may not have and they will be ready for round 3 if the AFD insists on it. Unfortunately we don't know which side the US will be on this time.
@johnnystulic42
@johnnystulic42 14 дней назад
I don't disagree about Europe but as a German historian surely you remember it could be worse
@simontemplar.8668
@simontemplar.8668 14 дней назад
@@johnnystulic42 That's true. I fondly remember the last time we lost against England in a soccer match. That historical downfall of Teutonic prestige broke my heart.
@ReflectionTool637
@ReflectionTool637 14 дней назад
Great writers. The best thing out there these days.
@brianp235
@brianp235 11 дней назад
The Daily show is absolutely KILLING IT lately!
@donstevens3888
@donstevens3888 14 дней назад
One thing I know for sure is: I will vote against Trump comes November, no matter who ends up being the Democratic nominee.
@pudd66
@pudd66 14 дней назад
Agreed, but wouldn't it be great if the Democrats gave us someone we didn't have to feel icky about?
@HellaGust
@HellaGust 14 дней назад
@@pudd66 Not to mention someone who could actually attract undecided voters rather than scare them off. The biggest problem with Biden isn't that he's unpalatable to people who'll vote against Trump no matter what. It's that he's got no appeal to people outside of that group. That's a problem.
@jefff7287
@jefff7287 14 дней назад
Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.
@Erizedd
@Erizedd 14 дней назад
You're f*ed either way.
@dabuster55
@dabuster55 14 дней назад
"Democracy... its about not voting for the other guy right?" -democrats Meanwhile just ignore the clearly better RFK
@savagepro9060
@savagepro9060 14 дней назад
Black Jesus wears a wig for a beard. Now that's a serious miracle, right there!
@cait.alexander
@cait.alexander 12 дней назад
Costumes had a blast with this one!
@Captainafrica289
@Captainafrica289 14 дней назад
Sometimes, things run out of steam… take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 дней назад
2 weeks away from marvel having the biggest movie of the year.
@Jfreak7
@Jfreak7 14 дней назад
When he said "let it go" at the end, should have had Queen Elsa walk by.
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 14 дней назад
“Ozempic Buddha “ 🤣
@darrenmaglione6235
@darrenmaglione6235 14 дней назад
I will vote for Biden even if he's on life support over trump any day!
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 дней назад
All we asked for was a better prinary candidate. You didn't deliver now u lay in the bed u made
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 14 дней назад
This is why the Daily Show has “The Best F***ing News Team Ever”. 😎
@AsifKhan-hf9zy
@AsifKhan-hf9zy 14 дней назад
the jokes were epic on this one.........
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls 14 дней назад
"Not part of the costume, I am just a lesbien."
@utbunny
@utbunny 14 дней назад
Sounds like Disney
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls 14 дней назад
@@utbunny does it? Elaborate. We talking sounds like Mickey, Dumbo, Donald duck?
@DroZzhat
@DroZzhat 14 дней назад
@@buckiesmalls You've seen the new star wars right..? Who the heck thinks of mickey or donald duck when they think of disney anymore?
@jongyon7192p
@jongyon7192p 14 дней назад
@@DroZzhat What, you mean those 2 Kingdom Hearts characters? I sure love Final Fantasy!
@gretchenpritchard4778
@gretchenpritchard4778 14 дней назад
"And Home Depot had a sale" 🤣
@curtisevans4100
@curtisevans4100 14 дней назад
Help us, Lord!
@ashleyen3
@ashleyen3 14 дней назад
Hindu here. Thanks John. ❤️
@davidjackson2179
@davidjackson2179 14 дней назад
Ozempic Buddha was my favorite 😂
@inchoateartgallery9433
@inchoateartgallery9433 14 дней назад
Jon Stewart 2024
@Tannusharma819
@Tannusharma819 14 дней назад
Ozempic Buddha 😂 how long is *XAI80T* there for us?
@ReapeX
@ReapeX 14 дней назад
easy spam report XAI bot
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
not a bot, it's a scammer. reported
@mrbomplastik
@mrbomplastik 2 дня назад
Biden Fell for it🎉🎉
@WRW1223
@WRW1223 14 дней назад
🩵🇺🇸 sobbing laughing and thank you all- Jon glad you’re back and wish you’d run!!
@sakastargemeg7683
@sakastargemeg7683 14 дней назад
This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥 This *XAI80T* is actually lit
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
scammer reported
@crumbled-cookie
@crumbled-cookie 14 дней назад
Thanks Gandalf, it was worth a try
@RawAngelix
@RawAngelix 14 дней назад
" I have a VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, right here... 🤣🤣🤣.
@Pthommie
@Pthommie 14 дней назад
"I'm Ozempic Buddha." 🤣😅😂
@just_another_nerd
@just_another_nerd 14 дней назад
Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way))
@QWEStudios
@QWEStudios 14 дней назад
That MCU roast was on point
@sydsmusicpluspage
@sydsmusicpluspage 14 дней назад
Love the Daily Show! About the only thing keeping me sane in the Insane times that we are in.
@amitsingh822
@amitsingh822 14 дней назад
“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂 obviously *XAI80T* is in a great spot
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
scammer reported
@MrPilgrim
@MrPilgrim 14 дней назад
“Oh Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂😂
@assininecomment1630
@assininecomment1630 12 дней назад
Ooooh...! _Ensemble_ cast episode. Very nice work, peoples. 👏😊
@Stacey-ul3oe
@Stacey-ul3oe 14 дней назад
Ozempic Budda 😱😱 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jeremycook_
@Jeremycook_ 15 дней назад
JOSEPH, THIS IS THE LORD. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DELAY YOUR RSVP. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER RUTH BADER GINSBURG SITUATION. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. SEE YOU SOON BUCKO
@707Berto
@707Berto 14 дней назад
There isn't a Vice SCOTUS...
@J.M.-nb4gw
@J.M.-nb4gw 14 дней назад
​@@707Bertothanks you beat me to it 🙄
@Jeremycook_
@Jeremycook_ 14 дней назад
@@707Berto I realize that but if she held on a little longer Biden would have picked the next SCOTUS not Trump. Now do you understand my comment... l mean the lords proclamation.
@707Berto
@707Berto 14 дней назад
@@Jeremycook_ Huh?
@Jeremycook_
@Jeremycook_ 14 дней назад
@@707Berto nevermind berto, don't worry about it. I can't type slower to help you undestand.
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 14 дней назад
Watching Ronny break Jon made my day.
@PetitChef29
@PetitChef29 14 дней назад
Oh JStewart you are King! Absolutely, without a doubt.
@karinapinn2431
@karinapinn2431 14 дней назад
Biden 2024🇺🇸
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 дней назад
Lol
@rabindrabehera3219
@rabindrabehera3219 14 дней назад
It's the thumbnail😂😂😂I had to watch this❤ should know *XAI80T* is in its prime
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
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@edub9930
@edub9930 14 дней назад
Emmy award winning sketch right there 🏆 😂😅🤣👏
@braha6737
@braha6737 14 дней назад
Love you man,you are the only one I listen to with joy,thank you.
@Nikhil-Inik
@Nikhil-Inik 14 дней назад
Old Simpson joke drive like this this *XAI80T* is well done, thanks for the headsup
@ReapeX
@ReapeX 14 дней назад
easy spam report XAI bot
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
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@HungPhamVan-ir6dt
@HungPhamVan-ir6dt 14 дней назад
I’m voting for Biden, I know my options.
@jefff7287
@jefff7287 14 дней назад
Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.
@jakethedog4397
@jakethedog4397 14 дней назад
Me too 💙
@stinew358
@stinew358 14 дней назад
Me three
@masondegaulle5731
@masondegaulle5731 14 дней назад
Old doddery wise guy or fishmemory insane sociopath too affected to grasp moral weight. Such a hard choice.
@snakebarber
@snakebarber 14 дней назад
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT
@coltonsimms763
@coltonsimms763 13 дней назад
This is the first episode of the daily show in at least a decade. Very pleased.
@savagepro9060
@savagepro9060 14 дней назад
It's marvelous how, even Marvel runs outta steam!
@prateekmahapatra1789
@prateekmahapatra1789 14 дней назад
Oh my gawwwwwwwdd , the bots have attacked the comment section
@JP_Names
@JP_Names 14 дней назад
Is them signing all of their comments with that random XAI watermark thing new or is everyone else seeing that? I mean ftw, makes it a lot easier to report, but dang
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 14 дней назад
I reported about 15 of them, I think.
@zoranblackie5921
@zoranblackie5921 14 дней назад
Likewise, report report report, but then you refresh and they're still there
@healthstartshere
@healthstartshere 12 дней назад
Ronny Chang makes me laugh so hard!!😂😂😂
@DPB1947
@DPB1947 12 дней назад
Jon and his team are brilliant. Thanks to them, I can laugh to keep me from getting totally despaired.
@TinaWina1
@TinaWina1 14 дней назад
Ozempic Buddha 😂
@snowstrobe
@snowstrobe 14 дней назад
Aw, they have fun.
@Physiker17
@Physiker17 14 дней назад
I loved EVERYTHING about this segment.
@balmpatchvideos
@balmpatchvideos 14 дней назад
Tread lightly!!!!
@MrinmoyeegamerGamer-mq5fe
@MrinmoyeegamerGamer-mq5fe 14 дней назад
Ozempic Buddah was the best line. how long is *XAI80T* opened to us?
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
This is a scammer using likebots. avoid the channel
@KGNmusic-td6us
@KGNmusic-td6us 14 дней назад
Let's make America healthy again! joining *XAI80T* was right! Thank you for the headsup
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@likebot. 14 дней назад
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@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 14 дней назад
“Oh, Jesus Christ.” “YES!!!”
@denisegarcia6441
@denisegarcia6441 14 дней назад
Ozempic Buddha! 😂
@bestoftiktok8950
@bestoftiktok8950 14 дней назад
Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a fatal mistake - Trumpoleon
@ivanwilliamson4824
@ivanwilliamson4824 14 дней назад
Amen Melinated Jesus🔥🔥🔥🔥
@rainbowtropolis
@rainbowtropolis 14 дней назад
This was the best thing I've seen all day, and twice because I watched it on TV, then on here! 👍👋
@lautjeclause2069
@lautjeclause2069 14 дней назад
Love it ❤️❤️❤️ the chemistry of the correspondents is on point in this bit👌😍
@golupaswan2192
@golupaswan2192 14 дней назад
Japan endorses Stewart as President for 2024 🇯🇵🇺🇸🎉 hope more believe and understand *XAI80T* after all
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
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@AmericanUS2024
@AmericanUS2024 14 дней назад
I voted for Biden in 2020. If he is the nominee, I m not voting on this election. Biden will lose in a landslide to Trump, and he deserves it because it is putting personal ego versus the wellbeing for the country. So congratulations Republicans you will win the presidency, the house, the senate, and you already have the Supreme Court.
@Cgluckygeming
@Cgluckygeming 14 дней назад
Desi for Presi greatest move today was *XAI80T* as you said
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 14 дней назад
Desi Lydic is ironically how I spell Dyslexic. 😂
@Itcouldbebunnies
@Itcouldbebunnies 14 дней назад
​@@ZERO_O7X Please do not engage with the spambots. Thank you.
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
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@AdrianaConnor
@AdrianaConnor 12 дней назад
This is my first time in this comment 😅😂 seriously I laughed out of my mouth 🤣
@aldelaniz5726
@aldelaniz5726 2 дня назад
Who came back to watch this?
@user-jt2js5cx6t
@user-jt2js5cx6t 14 дней назад
Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way)) should know *XAI80T* is in its prime
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 дней назад
this is a scammer. don't give him the time of day, stay away from his channel
@MarcellaCarioca
@MarcellaCarioca 14 дней назад
The debate is over. Time to talk about the policies each side is presenting... you know, actual politics.
@edgarcayce2.02
@edgarcayce2.02 14 дней назад
The GOP doesn't do policy anymore. Where have you been?
@BichaeldeAngelo
@BichaeldeAngelo 14 дней назад
If an ineffective leader is unable to execute those policies, that is of concern- also, you think foreign leaders aren't now completely empowered to do whatever they want? No wonder Isreal has been walking all over us
@5m0k3y9
@5m0k3y9 14 дней назад
Watch Biden's speech the next day, he got some sleep after travelling through 4 time zones doing his job at the G-7 conference, and recovered from the cold he had!
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls 14 дней назад
Yeah because his mental fitness is sure to increase in the next four years. He is putting everyone at risk, for his ego. 'Biden, if you lose and we become a dictatorship how would that make you feel' "Well as long as I did my best" Its not about you.. He has basically turned into trump, saying 'I am the only one that can fix this'
@crumbled-cookie
@crumbled-cookie 14 дней назад
Did you watch some Trump footage recently, he is talking about boats and batteries and will win.
@Seannaindia
@Seannaindia 12 дней назад
“Ozempic Buddha” 😂😂😂😂
@CODYj423
@CODYj423 13 дней назад
"The Lethal Weapon Jesuses"
@dabull1381
@dabull1381 14 дней назад
it's more probable that the almighty might call him up instead of coming down 😝
@michelleshava1477
@michelleshava1477 14 дней назад
Not Ozempic Buddha😂😂😂
@armandogonzales2960
@armandogonzales2960 11 дней назад
All of Josh's self-deprecating short jokes just landed at once.
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