Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things (drunk) 

These all sound like legitimate questions an actual drunk person would ask.

0:31 "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" Perfectly captures a drunken conversation.

the plumber kills me everytime with him already hanging on the sink as if he just had puked his life out 😂😂

I can't believe this hasn't had millions of views. Tears every time.

The way he occasionally looks like he’s clinging to the furniture for dear life really adds to the effect.

"How soup-a-shisshus are you?"

:39 "Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Hits so right as something some random drunk guy would ask you.

0:15 is perfect “How supuhstusshh are you?”

Everyone "hows isolation going?" Me "have you ever visited a flea market?"

The "have you ever noticed" is so perfect

"If you thought I was really drunk .......we got ya " 😊

0:12 When your drunken friend clogs your toilet

I put this on as soon as my Ambien pill kicked in. When he said "You wanna go mountain biking?" fucking sent me

0:45 killed my soul 😂

"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" Crying 🤣🤣🤣

My daughter and I just listened to this together over the phone and we were laughing so hard we could hardly hear each other-thanks for the best laugh I've had all week! And my life was miserable before all this started!

This will never fail to make me laugh, I revisit it every few months

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

“D’yava pet?” Left me rolling

Frakes actually saw and loved this

1:10 my drunk uncle trying to get me work experience

0:08 kills me for some reason

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?" captures the the tone and delivery of a drunk just perfectly

0:12 him leaning on the sink for support 😂

If you play it at .25 speed it just sounds like Frakes groaning in pain.

This is an absolute masterpiece.

Even after many years, just thinking about this video (without even watching it) is enough to cause me to laugh uncontrollably for as long as I allow myself the luxury. One of the funniest videos of all time. Should be included in every capsule sent into space, to show space aliens just what we Earthlings are capable of at our best.

Laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Just hilarious.

Now I want to go back and watch all his scenes on TNG just like this.

"have you called a plumber to your home lately? well, you're gonna need one in a second"

From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I laughed so hard I needed to press pause so I could catch my breath.

“D’yava pehht?”

'would you display this as a trophy?!' sounds like a drunken accusation

Rediscovering these videos has profoundly changed my life

"hve y evr vissitd a truck stop?" Help I'm CRYYYIIIINNNGGG

Everyone else at a party: We’re tired. It’s time to turn in. Me:

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” Spoken just like my drunk uncle.

I only just discoverd this and I kinda wanna refer to him as "Uncle Jonathan" now. He's like that wise but drunk relative that shows up at Thanksgiving with good but slurred advice.

The Real Estate Agents line sucker punched me so good. This is just so good.

Despite repeating out loud to myself "this is stupid", I can't stop laughing.

HAHAHAHA at the lowest speed hes literally just moaning in pain

Riker after too many whiskeys at comic con

“Do you believe in the power of a curse” will never not get me 😂

This reminds me that one uncle you only saw at a family wedding, who’d always have a new question even though he only saw you 20 minutes earlier.

0:34 "Have you had your hearing tested lately?" sounds EXACTLY like Lorenzo Music as the voice of Garfield.

And at 1.75 speed, he's back to normal.

"How superstitious are you?" broke me.

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂

"You've a pet?"

"What's the right tip?" in the drunk voice works TOO well.

I have literally just shit my pants from laughing so much.

God damn this is way funnier than it should be, but I’m friggin dying.

0.75x speed is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks lol

I just cannot stop laughing, omg, I’m in tears 🤣🤣

In my head cannon this is what black out drunk Riker is like.

The drunk uncle at every family gathering

I listened to it even slower... My god, it's glorious.

Johnathan Frakes is a national goddamn treasure

🤣 some of these are so fraking perfect

I can't believe im just finding this now... this is amazing.

This just sounds like me trying to make conversations happen

I bet you good hard cash this is what Frakes *actually does* when he gets drunk. This, and smirk at all of his own jokes.

"Du ya luv ta go a wanderrrin beneath tha clear blue ssssky?" That was pretty spot on, lol.

"Do you've" is the drunkest thing you can say

Drunk Frakes riding in on a bike has powerful energy

I always listen to videos at double speed, so it took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize that I was missing the intended effect.

“Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based these days?” Legit drunk convo starter.

I wonder if Frake knows about this, he'd laugh his ass off

RU-vid should be just this video, only, forever.

Oh my Lord this brings me to tears laughing every single time 😂☠️

“Have you had your hearing tested lately?” -Jonathan Frakes, actively testing my hearing

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

"Have you ever visited the Chinatown section of a major city?" Wtf? Lmao

Initially I scoffed that it's just slowed down but somehow it dawned on me that it says something about how someone speaking so eloquently would sound like such a drunk with just 1 simply shift

Omg at .5 speed he sounds like hes dying from alcohol poisoning hahahaha

I use these one-liners to get friends and girls when I’m hammered at the bar

I can barely share this!!! I'm laughing so much I can gardly see what I'm typing 🤣

“Do you have a pet?” -me drunk at every party I’ve ever been to

“Do you love to go a-wanderin’ beneath the clear blue sky”

"Dew ya evur go a-WAND'RIN' buh-neeth tha CLEER BLOO SKYY?" -- This is the most Scottish thing I've ever heard in my life, ESPECIALLY with a "drunk filter" over it.

"Sir, if you don't stop bothering my customers with your asinine questions I'm gonna have to throw you out of my bar".

If you slowly step the playback speed up till it's 1.75x, Jonathan sobers up on you.

These are the kind of questions my drunk father-in-law would ask

i put this on repeat and fall asleep to it

This works so well with those questions

This is the longest minute and a half in my entire life.

I loves me some Frakes, but gahdDAYUM, this is funny AF!!!

The tall man question has for sure been asked by a drunk person at some point in history 😭😭😭😭

This is the best video ever

This is everything I needed. Thank you

.25 speed on this video is only for true connoisseurs.

_"Hao supusisoos r u?"_ _"HOW MUCH MONEY wood it take tomake u speeenddanittte.... ina Ce Me Tury"_ _"DoU displaydis asa trofy?"_ _"Du U hava pett??"_

Ya ever wanna go wondering beneath a clear blue sky 😂😂😂

"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yeah...you

Disappointed the algorithm hasn’t pushed this to 4 m views fucking hilarious

Ya love to go a wandering beneath a clear blue sky? took me tf out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love that you can play this at 1.75x speed, and he essentially just sobers right up 😂

This makes me feel like I’m at the Frakes family Thanksgiving!

This is still best version of this meme

Drunk uber passengers be like