There's really only two responses to a post on the internet as depicted here Best of luck to you man, I hope all is well and continues to be so going forward!
@@twojuiceman God I love that quote, I say it all the time in real life hoping someone will catch it. No such luck. At least we can enjoy it together on the internet.
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere Or "very loosely based on something the writer's aunt thought she'd heard on the radio but she was vacuuming at the time so only caught bits of it. '
@@discomfort5760 " A similar story took place in the 1500s in the area of the New World speculated to hold a mythical fountain of youth " *adjusts tricorn hat and shoulder parrot*
I wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this show until I watched this. It turns out I was right. The memory was based on an event which took place in the late 1990s.
@@BenODrowned At the beginning of every twilight zone episode where that dude with the cigarette is like "imagine a world where up is right and left is down" you can easily just use those monologues to describe florida as well
Some people are a "jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds" type of person but i'm more of a "jonathan frakes telling you you're right for 41 seconds" type
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously'
Me: I watched the "Jonathan Frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds" video over one hundred thousand times Jonathan Frakes: Yes, a similar event did take place
"Luke, I am your Father," "No, no that's not true, that's impossible!" "Jonathan could you weigh in on this please." "A similiar story happened to a young man in the Pacific Northwest about 20 years ago." "What?!!"
@@jamesmayle4712 Everybody who came here to watch this video wanted a quick laugh. Nobody came here to hear a preacher vomit their religion down their throats. Let people belive what they want to believe, you walking biowaste factory.
@Tom Arrow If you sincerely believe that humans who do not embrace our god will be punished by an eternity of hell, how is it not a moral obligation to save as many people as possible from that fate?
Data: "Have you noticed that Borf was usually right about what we should have done in our dangerous adventures?" Riker: "You're right. It happened. A similar story took place here on this ship just yesterday..."
@Aggressive Tubesock I'm not blaming victims, simply requiring them to follow due process. Defendants are innocent until proven guilty, and the burden of proof always rests with the accuser. There is no moving goal post. The only requirement is and always has been "beyond a reasonable doubt."
@Kate I'm not trying to erase victims. That's silly and you know it. See my response to Aggressive Tubesock above. In summary, due process under the law has non-negotiable requirements for justice.
Something about Riker confirming I'm right makes me feel better about a lot of things "my ex was only dating me to go to prom right"? "There was a similar story happened to a young man in the Pacific Northwest about 20 years ago" Yeah that's what I thought thanks Jonathan
This show was awesome. Also does anyone else miss the original Sci Fi channel name and logo? The current one sucks, it's like they're trying to be kewl or some shit.
Hell yeah. Remember those awesome commercials SciFi Channel used to have? Like, not for any of their programs, just for the channel. Like the woman with the winged cat... pet... thing she touched tongues with, or the businessman who unfurled wings and flew away to beat the morning rush, or the woman in the elevator who sprouted porcupine-like spikes to dissuade the guy in the elevator from creeping on her. Totally beast.
