Very Serious Business 

I laughed progressively harder as he went on

The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going

OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!

420th like. Ayy lmao

PepeLaugh

Agile2013 knew

Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol

They fucked up

That they knew they fuckded up

We had that at my school, it was beautiful

That is absolutely amazing

A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.

Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses. When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly. A. Littllle. Pricklay....

That's so good. Got any stories?

@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc. Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.

Lmao sucks to be him

Sounds like butt light these days

@@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.

Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...

Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing. Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.

"And then it became amazing"

@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet

@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.

LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2

It was all going great. And then the gamer nation attacked.

Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm

oh YES!

uh oh UH OH UH OH

I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.

"Unmoderated Tweets" _Dear God_ "There's more" *_NO._*

What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?

​@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time

Right up there with RLM

fact

That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

​@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall. Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.

They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.

​@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???

Random Bread I literally spilled my tea mate. Noice one.

*Cthulhu

what? that's a badass name

I got a laugh outta this :)

Raid: shady lemons

Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P

Hi Jesus

When will you transformed into doom guy?

"someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.

I actually remember those threads. It was cash.

oh no seems I've slipped

what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area

Internet: *OH YES!*

"and then even displayed images" O H N O

Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_ Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*

And for that I couldn't be happier.

Techneip or a Spin-off

Its great right?

Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)

Huh.

Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny

TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins

@Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent

His ads are art

Yeah

I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.

Lol

ALU ACKBAR

Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....

@@dean_l33 bruh 🤣

@@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?

Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends

Internet historian already trolled raid shadow

What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?

"He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"

"With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever

IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen

"it even displays images" OH NO

@@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out

@@Brainwave101 OH YES

"All you need is one hashtag" Lord have mercy

Just sounds like 4chan

Too much food honestly

@Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so

@Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate

@Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.

Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed

Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"

@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

^updoot

I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020

Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.

@Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."

So /b/ or /pol/

@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.

More like “are you going to finish that”

There is no brand. There is only Shadow Man

yeah...

SILENCE, -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising- PROCEED, BRAND

Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!

@@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne

"He chose... poorly."

Any publicity is good publicity

"X: Does thing Y: Does thing" This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.

None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan

@@braydenharris2983 Love*

*bows head* Thank you for your service.

It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran

Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.

Good sir.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

I can't wait for that episode.

And the price of dogecoin went up

I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.

@@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.

@@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol

I predicted Afghanistan.

I guessed Mogadishu

My guess was the Vatican

I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok

Ayo¿

I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.

Ok

When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random. I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."

but its funny

Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.

4Head

@James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries

but it was the funniest shit

nois

@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?

@Kaboom Baby uwu

@Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.

Michael Benedict mostly because 4chan users believe that they are funny no matter how unfunny they are.

@@fruitman2426 They're extraordinarily funny, as this channel is massive. So massive in fact that people who dont like it, such as yourself, have shown up

Tristan Hicks cope

@@fruitman2426 Ok boomer

@@fruitman2426 You are one of the persons who make 4chan funny, taking then too seriously

i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark

Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂

It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.

Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.

I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans

@@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.

"I'm shilling _ironically!_"

Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one

@@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?

wafflehouse should post a crackhead of the week, every week check the bathrooms and first crackhead wins a free all expenses ticket to the local sewer drain.

Busness

Oh im dumb

Busynes

There's no I in collaboraton

*BIG BRAIN*

yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell

Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude

@@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"

r/iamverysmart

@@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge

This would work for pride month these days.

@@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.

What about "Ethiopian dinner party?

my favourite is just "girth"

Tongue-punch my angus also good

Accidentally based Burger King

Lmao

They what

they deleted it, bunch of pussies

@@wittyusername1 don't cut yourself on all that edge

There is no “us” in business

There is no "business" in "business"

There is no

There is

There

The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol

@@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol

Me too, ngl 😂

@@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry

Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears

Hahaleepic

it was a bad idea to eat during that part

@@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit

When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣

​@@cmdrmeldoc59​ ALT + 0198

"Her Elven spelling of Ai" Wtf does that even mean?

But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel

except even the ones that are current are lambasted.

😩

Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆

/b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n

@@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography

@@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else

who is harold?

saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon

@@ratmcgee8464 thx

A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos

Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.

idk sometimes a like it when a intern gets spicy on the company brand account like sunny d going “i cant do this anymore”

It actually is fun

@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot

And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.

@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant

@@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence, B O T

It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc

Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.

I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway

@@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao

I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise

Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.

I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark

Imagine being named Christmas day Ye internet is not so bad

kinda sounds arabic

I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔

Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.

@@Comboowo 👍

4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.

- ignore steps above for free publicity.

Only non-humans are able to name things

OR WAS IT?

Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people

Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works

@@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.

Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.

You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..

What is toss job?

@@RIFLQ its another term for handjob if im not mistaken

@@zafrel Nah, I think it's a cross between tossing the salad (aka eating out the ass) while giving a reach-a-round.

@@Drunkledore that's just the Rusty trombone

@RectalDiscourse sounds like fun.

he should've said McWoman

@@erojerisiz1571 funny, cause that would imply that she's a product.

@@kaiviru yes but she was giving herself up as a product. I think that's what prostitution is thats why "pimping" means "selling women" or selling humans in general.

@@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 that's precisely what makes her a McWoman

@@erojerisiz1571 lol

One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it. Just mcd things

One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day

I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho. Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room Making peanutbutter Mcflurries Good shit.

One time the ice cream machine was working..... Jk that thing nevers works

Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."

@Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏

There's no I in business, there's only us comrades

bisness

Wait. Shit.

There is no "i" in busness

or like cold ones

RU-vid would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer

Shut up stupid

@@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...

SILENCE COMMENTER

who hasn’t fought a wagie fast food employee before? mine was at popeyes after the cashier spit on my food infront of me.

I thought you were gonna mention the other kind of pizza.

Go to DiGiorno for a truly *_GOLDEN EXPERIENCE_*

@@chrishansen1842 ARI ARI ARI ARI

VEDERCI

Very unprofessional

and "be less white"

@@francisgoin3112 which one was that?

@@yeah2956 Coke

Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”

"Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix

That’s how you know you found a great creator

ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.

Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid

He's the new Jontron for me

I'm hard

Yea, youtube needs competition so it can lost instantly because they don't do anything...

crossbones116 And RU-vid

and Root car insurance. these companies have like unlimited advertising budgets it's horrible

and Squarespace

And Honey.